Jokes About Ugly

A scoff left my lips before I could hold it in. "What did you just say?" I asked, my gaze moving from one Alpha to the next. "You want me to move in with you?" I questioned them to make sure I had heard correctly. "Yes." Thatcher took a step closer, but I took two steps back, creating more distance between us. "We want you," Logan declared, his eyes burning with intense need. "Yes," Julian joined in. "We will also protect you; we'll make sure no harm comes to you. Please give us a chance," they begged. Are they being serious? Is this some kind of joke? How dare they make such demands after the way they hurt and humiliated me in front of everyone? No, I won't listen to them; I won't fall for their tricks a second time. I will reject the mate bond between us and cut every connection that we might have. After making up my mind, I opened my mouth and started to recite the words I never imagined I would ever say. "I, Linnea of White Eagle Pack, reject you..." But I never got a chance to finish. My mind and body unexpectedly broke down, and I found myself collapsing. Before I could hit the ground, I felt a pair of strong arms—no, not just a pair, but three pairs—holding me, immediately preventing my fall. *** Prologue Because of Linnea's ugliness, nobody wanted to associate with her; her skin was wrinkled and dried up, making her look like a ninety-year-old dying grandmother. But was she really ugly? From the early age of seven, Linnea took an elixir meant to keep her from aging quickly, but instead, the elixir did the exact opposite of what it was meant for. It dried her up and made her appear quite ugly. When Linnea discovered the truth behind the elixir, she confronted her mother, who had given it to her. Her mother cried and asked her to continue taking the elixir, claiming, "That is the only way I can remain married to Beta Benjamin; you must not outshine his daughter. He'll kick us out if you anger his daughter." After learning the truth, Linnea became bitter, and her hatred for Beta Benjamin's daughter, Madison, grew. Linnea swallowed her anger and vowed to leave her mother once she turned eighteen. Her eighteenth birthday came, and Linnea prepared herself to leave the pack, but on her way out, she discovered the biggest shock of her life. Her fated mate was actually Madison's lover—one of the triplet Alphas. Linnea thought it would end there, but she experienced an even greater shock when she realized the remaining two triplets were also her mates. How could this be? How did she end up with three mates? What happened?! *** Hiii Chapters 1 - 26 are more like the backstory of the book. You'll get to know the character's personality while reading these chapters. Read my other book 'Fated To The Four Notorious Alpha Brothers' I'm a new author on Webnovel, kindly support my writing journey.

Disfigured since infancy by a lethal poison, Jasper is the young master of the wealthiest merchant in the kingdom. However, he lost everything to the scheming environment. With revenge in mind, he will strive to be as strong as possible and as wealthy as his late father. Eventually, he will try his best to build his kingdom. Along with his game-like system, he will discover a world he didn’t know existed. What to Expect: Weak to Strong MC: He’ll take the merchant path before truly beginning his martial art journey. RPG System: A game-like interface guides and aids his progression. Business & Schemes: Expect clever plots and economic maneuvering. Low-Key Start → High-Key Rise: The protagonist begins discreetly but eventually becomes a major force. Strong Subordinates: Allies matter—the world doesn’t revolve solely around the MC. However, betreyal is something to be wary of. Dangerous Villains: Intelligent, cunning antagonists who challenge the MC. Building kingdom: MC will build his own kingdom later on. World of Chaos: Monsters, dungeons, martial arts, and shifting power dynamics—kingdoms fall, sects rise, and the world evolves with each major event. Romance: No harem, probably (Still not certain but that's what I'm planing for the moment.)

It is a story about Julius

I read a lot of cultivation and murim stories I read over 300 murim manhwa alone but novel I read none because I am so used to reading manhwa and manhua that's is hard from to read anything else so I was bored some time ago and I started writing this as a scenario if I got reborn in murim world I realized early on that I didn't like cultivation because of many things but I still enjoyed it it's just that if I where a mc in murim I would cultivation because if I where a normal cultivator I would have to cultivation and kill monsters and other cultivator all my life and be under the control of some sect of faction and if I where I demonic cultivator It's the same but I need to kill and do evil so I wrote dao as person with no qi no potential no bloodline no stolen dao bones no heavenly roots and so on and on so I made it so that he aslo thinks as me and is happy about it

——— I woke up to fingers running gently through my hair. At first, I thought I was dreaming, until the lullaby began. Low. Melodic. But wrong. It was that same language I'd heard through the walls, the one that makes your stomach twist and your teeth clench. She sat on the edge of my bed, I can’t see her face; it’s swallowed by the dark. But her hand keeps moving, slow and rhythmic, stroking my hair like she’s lulling something else to sleep. Her eyes are half-closed, swaying as she hums that twisted tune. And then I realize— I forgot to turn on my bedroom light before falling asleep. I kept my breathing slow and shallow, pretending to sleep. limbs screaming to move, to run, but something in me knows: Don’t let her know you’re awake. Don’t move. The singing stops. She sniffles. A choked, trembling sob leaks through her lips. She starts crying quietly, like she’s trying not to be heard. Like she’s afraid. “No...” she whispers, her voice cracking like a child’s. “He still dreams like a child… still soft…” I almost convince myself she’s sleep-talking— Until her hand suddenly tangles in my hair and pulls. I flinched and let out a sharp gasp. "Mama—!" She goes still. Her grip loosened… then shifts. Her fingers wrapped tightly around my trembling arms. Her face inches closer. I can smell her breath,..warm, wrong, too close. Her eyes are wide with terror. Her voice shakes as she hisses: “Don’t say anything." "Don’t say a word anymore.” I was too scared to speak. I couldn't even nod. She held me like that for a long, shuddering moment. Her breath was hot and ragged against my cheek. Her hands were too tight, like if she lets go, I’ll vanish. Her eyes darting around the room. Then, like a switch flipping, she goes completely still. "Mom?" I whispered, so softly it barely made a sound. She was at eye level with me. But she wasn't looking at me. She looked past me. Behind me.... No... no. It’s happening AGAIN. . This is not a safe novel. It's a collection of short, self-contained stories, each chapter unraveling a new descent, a different nightmare. Some stories are brief. Others not so. No heroes. No clean endings. Just answers that should have stayed buried. Read alone if you must. But don't say we didn't warn you. Reader Warning: This series contains psychological horror, disturbing imagery, death, and paranormal themes. Reader discretion is advised. Each chapter is a self-contained story, perfect for short, spine-tingling reads.

Stephen Hawking, He was regularly asked for his thoughts on the “big questions” of the day by scientists, tech entrepreneurs, senior business figures, political leaders and the general public. Stephen maintained an enormous personal archive of his responses, which took the form of speeches, interviews and essays. Now, he's not here with us but somewhere in the form of tiny particles, he's travelling around in this universe or who knows maybe in any other alternate universe... He had lost some of his physical abilities due to any spinal issue ... But, in his mind, he was completely free, free to travel around anywhere, free to explore the existence itself ... In this book, I'm gonna share what I've studied, what I'm studying, what I've observed, what are the possibilities, what actually our life is ...these all things, about whom? About my favorite, "Mr. Hawking" and his theoretical physics concepts.

Jenn Li has a loving mom and a stubborn caring dad, and nice loud younger sister. But, at age 14 she had limb girdle muscular dystrophy. It causes her muscles in her arm and legs to slowly weaken as time pass by. It made her not as convenient to go outside. When she have to go to school, she takes her wheelchair. It gives her some anxiety and is a bit discomfort for her. But, she managed through it. She is only able to walk with a limp on her leg for only a small distance. She is able to walk with a limp all around her home. She find comfort at home while being on the internet. And, wants to making journaling youtube videos. Sometimes, she gets worried over trivial things. And, sometimes thinking things like why is her life is like this, and if she didn't have musclar dystrophy, life would be just a bit better for her. She tends to get over her worries by thinking positive listening to music and watching videos. She is grateful that she is alive and breathing. She also do not have a boyfriend. Is not a big deal, but it would be lovely to have a boyfriend and getting married in the future. One day angels and gods showed up and, decided to bless and gift everyone in the whole world with immortality and magical superpowers. . It became like a utopia. They also give her an alternative universe life to live and her story is: She and her older non identical twin sister, along with her parents are immortal. And, their stories goes like this: Jann Li and Jenn Li, two 22 years old non-identical twin sisters who has 2 childhood best friends, Jonn Li and Junn Li. They also happens to be 22 years old non-identical twin brothers. They all live together in one big house. Jonn and Junn soon becomes their boyfriends and lovers. They are part of The Li family. A family that all is immortal and have magical and super powers, just like everybody is. They are trying to enjoy and live a happy and peaceful life. And hanging out with their immortal and magical friends, sometimes.

Jay never thought the end would come on an ordinary winter day. He wasn’t ready — not to say goodbye, not to lose everything he loved. In a market bursting with life, one terrible moment rips his world apart. Left broken in his mother’s arms, Jay’s story should have ended there. But when a shadowy figure appears, watching from the edge of his final moments, it becomes clear: death was just the beginning. In a world full of unseen forces and unfinished promises, can love survive even when life doesn’t? Jay’s real journey is about to begin. Because some promises are too powerful for even death to break it. ________________________________________ "Fate isn’t written in stars. It’s scripted in silence—by beings who watch from beyond the veil." When Jay, a normal boy from our world, dies saving his mother, he thinks it’s the end. But his soul doesn’t vanish—it flickers like a candle in a cosmic hall, watched by ancient eyes that whisper of scripts, roles, and a world waiting to be rewritten. Reborn into the powerful Veldrin noble family in a fractured empire ruled by twelve kingdoms, Jay is no longer just a boy—he’s a puzzle piece in a war of fate, power, and gods. But there’s one problem: He’s born as a girl named Jenna, in a world where noble daughters are pawns, not players. With memories of a past life, cosmic secrets buried in dreams, and a kingdom drowning in masked politics and ancient magic, Jenna must decide—will she follow the script, or burn it?

This novel is about a boy's adventures and tragedies in life, which may be common among not many around us. This story covers most of the categories in its pages but may not contain some common ones. It may also contain non-fiction parts amongst its words. This novel is written to express such stories among the commoners. Just an ordinary but fascinating story full of life. It may not bring enthusiasm to many readers, but to those who do read, it can change their perspective on life, and such people will surely enjoy reading it.

Chris has just stepped into adulthood, but the fantasies in his head are far from innocent. Surrounded by seductive women, tight gym clothes, and the sweet scent of forbidden temptation, he's discovering that age is just a number—especially when it comes to the delicious Mrs. Jensen. She's his mom's friend. Gorgeous, curvy, and way out of his league—or so he thought. One accidental touch, one long stare, one too-close hug... and suddenly, Chris finds himself on a path where lust burns hotter than the summer sun, and the line between fantasy and reality begins to blur.

They were five the night it happened. But the photo shows six. A decade ago, they entered a house no one speaks of and left behind something or someone they were never supposed to forget. Now, strange messages, vanished memories, and a shadow that shouldn’t exist begin to tear their lives apart one by one. Secrets buried deep are resurfacing. The house is calling them back. And the sixth one is waiting. But here’s the real question... If none of them remember him… why does he remember all of them?

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

Every Cultivation transmigrator would begin their journey with ignorance. Ye Chen, who was originally from Earth, unexpectedly transmigrated to the Fantasy world after crashing with Truck-Kun. Of course, like every Protagonist, he had a gold finger with a female seductive spirit in an ancient ring. But he also had many mysteries hidden beneath him, as he discovered on his great adventure. This was our protagonist's first journey: every attractive female fell over him with simply his sight, but there was another person. This pig-featured man was maliciously reincarnated into this fantasy world with the appearance of a third-rate villain, and he snatched all of the heroines as our protagonist flirted with other females. This story will be the epic clash between the Transmigrator and Reincarnator....... Tags- #Netori #Dark

Eight years of intense training with a mysterious white-haired woman? Check. A dramatic encounter with a gorgeous Saint who made his heart skip a beat? Also check. Entrance exam to a magic academy full of weirdos? Pfft… should be easy, right? Ren just wants a peaceful life—graduate from the academy and maybe—just maybe—avoid getting caught up in world-ending nonsense. But life said, “Nah, bro. You’re the main character.” Now he's stuck dealing with a Saint who’s hiding secrets, a pretty boy prince from another world who’s acting like he read the game script, and ridiculously powerful girls who keep showing up for some reason. The world might be ending, but hey—at least the academy cafeteria serves free lunch.

Facts about the story--STORY ABOUT MY IMAGINATION

[NO NTR OR YURI!] Transmigrated into an NTR manga, a man finds himself as the antagonist of the story—the ugly bastard who cucks the protagonist, stealing his childhood friend, girlfriend, mother, sister, and any woman around him. But he doesn’t want to cuck the protagonist. He hates NTR! So, he decides to stay away from them. Yet, all the women keep coming to him!?

If your going to read this this book was made as a joke In a humble village beneath the majestic Flower’d Mount, there liveth a youth named Dragon Fire Strong, blessed with the fiery breath of dragons yet cursed with sneeze most tumultuous. Upon a morn serene, he doth receive a charge from a mystical blade arisen from the shimmering river—an urgent quest to seek the secret rice, the very heart and soul of the sacred soup that nourisheth the world’s harmony. Without this enchanted grain, chaos shall descend, the skies shall crumble like shattered pancakes, and monstrous fiends shall arise to devour the noses of the innocent. Armed with valor, a mighty sword, and an unyielding spirit, Dragon Fire Strong embarks upon a most peculiar and sneeze-laden odyssey. Guided by riddling allies and ancient wisdom, he must venture through whispering forests and face fearsome beasts, all to preserve the sacred broth and protect the noodle realm from utter ruin. Thus beginneth the epic, awkward, and oft sneezy journey of one boy’s fight to save all that is tasty and dear.

When college student Heather returns to her childhood sanctuary—her aunt's house—she never expects to find herself caught in a whirlwind of emotions. Tasked with caring for her aunt's newborn, she's transported back to the summers of her youth, where laughter and secrets filled the halls. But what she didn't anticipate was the rekindling of an old flame: her childhood best friend, now a renowned singer. As Heather and her childhood confidant navigate the complexities of adulthood, their undeniable chemistry simmers beneath the surface. Yet, fate has other plans. A new suitor captures Heather's heart, leading her into a relationship that feels right but lacks the spark of true connection. When circumstances tear Heather and her childhood friend apart, misunderstandings and heartache follow. Years pass, and destiny reunites them at a wedding. But the joy of reunion turns to shock when Rhys discovers Heather harbors a secret: amnesia has stolen her memories, replacing them with a life he never imagined. Engaged to another, with children of her own, Heather seems lost to him forever. As they confront the painful truths of their past and the bittersweet reality of their present, Heather and Rhys must decide if love can transcend the boundaries of time, memory, and circumstance. Will they reclaim what was lost, or will they be forever bound by the threads of fate?

She was the girl everyone watched. He was the boy no one wanted to see. And she loved him anyway. Yumi Hanazawa was never supposed to fall for the ugliest boy in school — Akiro Kenzaki. He was scarred, silent, and hated for reasons no one remembered. But under the hoodie, behind the sharp sarcasm, was a boy who never believed anyone could love him. She changed that. But the world doesn’t forgive soft girls who love broken boys — and it doesn’t let them keep each other for long. They faced betrayal, silence, and separation. He left. She waited. And when he finally came back… It was already too late. This is not a story about first love. It’s a story about last love. About love that stays even after the heartbeat stops. He was never hers to keep. But she loved him like he was.

The reality of God love to mankind .how much he do love us . John 3;16 expresses the love of God in our lives