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[Invincible Flow] [Nonsensical] [Relaxed Immortal Heroes] The fishing dude never leaves empty-handed! ...... ...... A "bloody case" triggered by a fishing rod Starting with a dog, all companions depend on fishing. Jin Xu, just stepping into the university gates, transmigrated to the Nine Provinces Realm, and was coaxed and deceived by an old Taoist into becoming his disciple. After witnessing the "perils" of this world and confirming that there was no way back, the steady (and cautious) Jin Xu prepared to practice cultivation under his master's protection until he became invincible, then venture out again. Then one morning, he woke up. Where's my master! Jin Xu, now without protection, panicked, so he decided to "risk his life" to find his master to protect himself. After leaving the Taoist temple, Jin Xu muttered, "Are people outside... so easily defeated?"

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

Fang Heng was transmigrated to a parallel world and his soul was forced into the body of a man who had just committed suicide. Huh? What? Every human here was being forced to join a game? Those who refused would be killed? Wait? This suicide dude was a pro gamer? He had the highest S-rank talent sill, the Zombie Clone? Damn! The S-rank skill evolved! My zombie clones could auto hunt! [Your zombie army has crafted Wooden Axe x720 when you were offline. You have received 1921 experience points for the Basic Crafting skill.] [Your zombie army has chopped down 27,821 trees and gathered 128,973 pieces of wood while you were offline. You have received 2,171,921 experience points for the Basic Wood Chopping skill.] Just as the rest of the players were struggling to survive in the zombie apocalyptic game, Fang Heng's zombie clones were starting to clear every resource out of the forest. Hm... What an interesting game!

"From a botanical perspective, your mom is undeniably a total slut." Jialong shrugged and said nonchalantly. I brought the lemon tea to my lips and took a sip without any expression. If you think my next move was to throw the entire cup of lemon tea in Jialong’s face, you’d be wrong. Because what Jialong said was the unvarnished truth—pure and without a hint of exaggeration. No matter which academic discipline you examine it from, my mother, Meng Xi, 36 years old, is a woman steeped in debauchery to her very core. As Da Jun, who enjoys simultaneously taking her from behind while forcing her to sing "Conquer," once said, "Your mom’s brazenness is downright otherworldly."

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: All of the lyrics of the songs will be written by me. But some songs will be inspired on real life songs. Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from.

"Gordon! Why are you late? The awakening ceremony is right now!" Jessica said urgently when she saw Gordon come through the doors of the awakening center. Shrugging Gordon didn't say anything. The last thing in the world that he wanted to do was tell this beautiful girl that he had been tripped and beaten on the way to school today. It was times like this that he wished that he bruised more easily. Then maybe he could get some attention. But this thought was fleeting in his mind. Gordon actually preferred to deal with his problems in his own way. And awakening to become a beast tamer and maybe even have his own talent would be the first step. Once he had a powerful beast the bullies wouldn't dare pick on him. "Come on, let's get in line." Jessica whispered to Gordon when she realized that he wasn't going to tell her what had happened. Together they went to the back of the arena type auditorium to wait for their turn to awaken. They had been friends since childhood and had been there for each other through thick and thin. Jessica had been the only friend that stuck with him despite all of his quirks. Slowly the line inched forward. Occasionally some people in their class would cheer if in addition to becoming a beast master a student also awakened a talent.

Want a girlfriend? Akira does too. Want to shoot fireballs? Akira's all for it. want to get your soul bond to a Asur girl? Not so much—but he wasn’t given a choice. After a fateful encounter, Akira’s soul is tied to Raz, a mysterious Asur, and dragged to the perilous World of Nexus. Sharing one body, they must navigate dangerous foes, ancient secrets, and the curse that binds them. Can they break free before their shared existence tears them apart? Dive into Nexus Bond and find out!

AN 18+ ALPHA MAFIA SERIES BOOK 1# CAPTIVE MATE BOOK 2# RUNAWAY MATE -+- Caspian is the heir to Moonstone Pack but when his parents die, he’s cheated out of his birthright and treated like a prisoner. He decides to leave, running off to Haines City to start a new life. His plans are instantly cut short when he's kidnapped and auctioned off, and he is bought by none other than one of the Mafia Kings running the city, Asher Knight. -+- Asher shrugged his coat off, the heavy outfit falling to the ground with an audible thud. Caspian watched this happen in apprehension, Mafia King Asher had looked huge with the coat on, and with the coat off, there wasn’t much of a difference. “Come here,” He ordered calmly, the earrings in his ears visible with his dark red hair slicked back. Caspian shook his head again, he had no intention of speaking, ever. Because that would only give away his gender. “I don’t like to repeat myself, Omega.” His voice darkened. Caspian’s heart thudded painfully in his chest in fear, he really didn’t want to get anywhere near the Alpha. He eyed the window longingly before forcing himself to take a step forward, then another, and another… +- THIS IS AN 18+ MAFIA STORY SO IT WILL INCLUDE VIOLENT AND MATURE THEMES, READ WITH CAUTION.

**Blurb:** In the heart of Little Italy, chaos reigns as Tommy Russo and Clara Voss take on the infamous Vitale crime family. With the rise of a mysterious figure known as The Bonesman—a relentless killing machine born from the ashes of The Collector—Tommy and Clara must navigate a surreal battleground of memes, madness, and mayhem. Armed with humor and fierce determination, they plunge into an explosive showdown that will change the city forever. Will they reclaim their streets, or will the darkness consume them? Join the wild ride through a world where every bullet fired is a brushstroke on the canvas of chaos, and laughter is the only weapon they have left! Written and Created by JARROD A. FREEMAN **#LittleItaly #TheBonesman #ChaosAndMemes #ActionAdventure #CrimeThriller #SurrealMoments #ViralShowdown #FightingForJustice #DareToLaugh #UrbanLegend #jarrodafreeman

After reincarnating eight times unsuccessfully due to a glitch in the netherworld, Jia Hao finally reincarnated in the world of Urban Fantasy, an eroge game that he played before. However, he realized the game was currently in the bad ending mode and he is powerless like a side character without any game system. Skinny dude who blackmails girls? Check! Fat Ugly Uncle who lusts after women? Check! Blonde haired delinquent whose eyes are covered with bangs? Check! As Jia Hao was wrecking his brain to how to change the plot, he found a mysterious pot that can take him into an ancient world, and the items he brought from the modern world transformed into heavenly treasures! " Now, you dare to gaze at my women? My dear wives! Beat him to death!" Jia Hao ordered as he leaned back on the chair like a salted fish.

After dying on Earth, he wakes up and finds himself in the body of Kory Kilefair, a third-rate side villain from a hero-themed novel. His fate in the novel, dying helplessly to the main character, serving as fodder that was forgotten after a single chapter. However, the novel wasn't the same as reality because Kory's existence was more than just a side villain. Somehow, some way, that man had multiple yanderes obsessed with him and when he died, they threatened the destruction of the universe itself. So desperate to save itself from destruction, the universe brought Kory back in time with the Yandere System in hopes of changing the outcome of the future. "But wait... I'm not Kory! I'm just some dude from Earth who died after finding out that my long-time girlfriend was actually a distant cousin of mine!" —————————— Tags: Yandere, Netori (NO NETORARE), R18+, Harem, Obsessive Female Leads, Side Villain, System, Murder, Ruthless MC (Doesn't Spare His Enemies), Weakest to Strongest, Isekai

WALKTHROUGH TO BECOMING A MERCHANT KING IN A FANTASY WORLD Nikos Aarav die and get transmigrated into another world. Using the 'Merchant System' he aim to get a comfortable life and not too forget becoming wealthy like in his previous life. In this new world, he goes across kingdom and continents; diverse beast-kin kingdom, nature beauty elf kingdom, dive inside a mountain lava of dwarf kingdom, floating kingdom of winged creatures, even go to a demon king palace. And many more secret and undiscovered territory. Claiming this new world as his money making machine. It all began with a single thought: "In this world, I want to live a comfortable life and have the freedom to do whatever I like. To go on adventures, fight monsters, and getting rich," he pauses, smirking to himself, "well maybe dominate the world on the side, just a little bit." with a carefree shrug, he walks away. NOTE: This story start slow and comfortable pace. However slowly but surely as the volume progress, it will begin to reveal how modern economy knowledge can enable someone to control the global economic power of kingdoms, continents, and the world.

(Warning this story contains a bisexual main character and big booty femboy bitches getting their bussys demolished. read at your own risk) Markus Law was your average dude, living his life the best that he could. One day, a Rob approached Markus and asked for his help. Because of a mistake, the Rob lost most of its powers and tasked Markus with traveling the vast multiverse to retrieve it. Now armed with fantastical powers of his own, he begins his journey through the infinite worlds. Meeting both friends and foes alike, never realizing the dangers that lie and wait. First world: Tjw Walking Dead Second world: ???

Fighting alone for a long time, Jacob has not felt any necessaity to be close with people but this changes when he reaches the capital and learns the nasty truth of the world... People with powers so great they transcend human intelligence. Where surviving is hard, How will our Jacob exist?

There's this guy and his friend. Both are powerful beings, forces of nature, and the end of the cycle. Some revere them as the divines. Most revile them, cursing the very ground they tread upon. And there are those who simply pray that the duo remains uninvolved in their lives. "Cut. Man, you're bad at description." "That wasn't very cash money of you, pal. Dude's trying to make a living, weißt du?" It appeared that the guy's lil PET, a companion with a penchant for being a loud mouth- "Not you too." Now, after years, he finally found his old home planet. How does this fine gentleman, with his colossal jerk of a companion, influence this world around them?

A strange journey of a boy who recently moved into one of the new islands that randomly popped up around the world. How strange? Let’s just say, it's so crazy how I'm gonna be fighting a normal dude and the next arc it's a darn demigod

As she held her knife to my throat she spoke to me. "I am going to rape you." "What?" I laughed. This is a classic tale of reverse gender morality/chastity about a dude named Jason. Jason's life was neither awful nor great before. Just a chill guy living a chill life. He has always dreamed of being pursued by a Yandere, but that's just not how women work in real life. Until, *Isekai noises* He wakes up in a reverse world. While most men might pursue a Harem, Jason (a bit of a masochist) just wants to be held down, tied up, and loved the way only an insane stalker could. Realizing that Women and men have reversed he see's this as his opportunity to shoot for the stars and seek out his goal. Women out number men 3:1 in the new world. If you want to just hang out and shoot the shit I have a discord for that too. https://discord.gg/9tZbafuaYU

A sequel to the wobnovel, Soul Nite. It all started 2 years ago, a mysterious rock crashed into the earth and then... Dude! Stop yapping, everyone already knows this. Yeah Tom and stop talking like that, it actually sucks. Right, right, ok, So basically after Con got packed up, me and the boys got to chilling but then all of a sudden there where these evil organizations and groups, basically, they're the opps and they're all trying to take us out. But no worries cuz me and the boys goda save the day. Jerry; dude, that last part was cringe. Tom; well, how else was I supposed to end this abstract? Itona; literally any other way. Tom; argh! that's it I'm out. Jerry while leaving the room; Ait. ... Lisa; well, anyway, please enjoy, I guess...

what if a man gets shapeshifting abilities? the man would be happy right? no! he Will be hunted down to be experimented on! so we Will follow the story of a 4- wait correction 30 years old man in a another world with shapeshifting power!

a fallen warrior thought he died due to his final battle with his older brother, now awakened to a powerful goddess that wants something from him…… [Writing for fun, updates can stagnant to a large degree due to being bored in making stories. wattpat account: Randome_dude, longer stories on that app. mostly used for private writing as of now ]

A dude with face paralysis that got reincarnated. as simple as that. tag: gender bender, school, post-apocalyptic world. not so much action. more into a laid back slice of life one

I seriously felt like I was about to kick the bucket because of some mysterious sickness. But guess what? I snapped awake to find myself in this weird place, in some dude's body. A man? Seriously? I held my breath, and I felt something weird on my chest. "Huh? Is this... bondage? What the heck?" Then, out of nowhere, a rush of unknown memories flooded my mind. Turns out, I'm a general. Yup, that's right. And get this, I ain't no dude-I'm actually a young, stubborn lady who's playing pretend as her older brother. Crazy stuff, right?

now now, looks like you stumbled upon this story, wether it be for the actual writing, or for the lemons... i honestly don't care, The mc gets lucky, veryyyyy lucky and stumbles upon a rock, that rock contained a genie, but mc is smart, so watch as he finds clever ways to trick that absolute fool. this novel will contain novel and all the other fucked up shit you can imagine, i am but one simple horny dude who will right upon the call of the horniness (what the fuck that is dont ask me, pls) ues mc does not have emotions nor does he care for anybody except himself, this story is fucked up in all kinds of ways and i am one horny man who wants to write a horny story with no real plot but horny... yea i like horny i am horny i will only write this story when im horny... hope you like this story of mine... byeee

A sudden invasion of malevolent energy began to infect the bodies of creatures residing on the planet Earth. However, those who have a slight resistance to this energy are now given the opportunity to achieve things beyond their wildest dreams. Everette, a plain old university student with somewhat above-average looks, is given a strange dilemma. {"Ding! A target for the class [Royal Candidate] has been detected!”} *** [ "Name": "Ada Ambrose" ] [ "Potential": "A+" ] ["Analysis": "A possessive tomboy with the potential to become a... Great King?"] ["Would you like to pledge your undying loyalty to this individual?”] *** ... “So you're telling me that I have the choice of serving someone like her...?” “A candidate to become a Great King? SHE'S NOT EVEN A DUDE! HOW CAN SHE BECOME A KING!? AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY POSSESSIVE?!” Together with his “totally not Yandere-ish” best friend, will come to learn and adapt to the apocalypse that has befallen them. And maybe their relationship with one another may turn into more than friends...

Zombies appeared all over the world, and animals, plants turned into terrifying beasts, and leading to chaos world-wide. Law and order collapsed, the only law is law of jungle, where the strongest devoured the weakest, the entire world entered into new era. In this new era, making people feared for both zombies, beasts, and fellow humans. Despite this zombies, beasts threats, factions formed, and fighting for resources. Richard Concerto, a normal 20yrs old boy obtained a system called Pioneer Military System, with this system he can summon troops, military equipment, vehicles and weapons. With this new-found power, he can protect himself from this threats. A rampaging Goliath? Unleash the A-10, AC-130, and AH-64 in the sky. Flying Mutant Zombies? Establish air defence systems like Phalanx CIWS, MIM-104 PATRIOT systems. Juggernauts shrugging of their arms? Deploy M1 Abrams tanks, and M2 Bradley Infantry Fighting Vehicles (IFV). Rival factions are attacking? Let them face our mighty with Drones, VTOLs, Bombers, Howitzers and Multiple Launch Rocket Systems (MLRS). ZM: Zombie Apocalypse with my Military System is novel covered in Sci-fi, Romance, Action, Adventure, Harem Genres. Written by the Author Mythical Creatures.

Suddenly zombies outbreaks in Xamanya, and it's didn't stop there. It's spread entire world. With in a day, national governments fall down all over the world. Law and Order vanished. Making people feared both zombies, and each other. Groups are formed, fighting for limited resources in this zombies apocalypse. But among this. A man named George unintentionally obtained a system. This system allow him, to summon troops, military equipment, weapons, and vehicles, etc. and give him the ability, that he can convert that zombies to his favour, and also convert them stronger than before. With his newly obtained powers, he can protect himself, his family, his comrades, and other survivors from zombies, and other groups. A Rampaging Goliath? Unleash A-10, Su-25, AC-130, AH-64, KA-52s in the sky Flying Mutant Zombies? Deploying Phalanx, Kashtan CIWS Air Defence Systems in the ground. Juggernauts shrugging of their arms? Deploying M1 Abrams, T-90 Tanks, and LAV 25, M2 Bradley, BMP-3, BMD-4 IFVs on the road. Rival groups raiding? Let them face our mighty with VTOLs, Drones, Bombers. ZM: Zombie Apocalypse with my Multiple System is novel covered in Sci-fi, Action, Adventure, Romance, Harem Genres. Written by the Author Mythical Creatures

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

Zombies suddenly appear all over the world, spreading rapidly in crowded cities. Within a day, national governments collapse all around the world, leading to chaos worldwide. Law and order vanish, making people fear both zombies and each other. Despite the zombie threat, groups form and fight over the limited resources. But, amidst all of that, a man named Richard received a system that allows him to summon troops, military equipment, weapons, and vehicles. With his newfound power, he can protect himself, his comrades, his kin, and other survivors from zombies and rival factions. A rampaging Goliath? Unleash Warthogs, AC-130s, and Apaches in the sky. Mutant flying zombies? Establish anti-air defenses. Juggernauts shrugging off small arms? Deploy Abrams tanks and IFVs. Rival factions raiding? Let them face our might. Some notes from the Author: There'd be some strong content in this novel so you are warned. This novel is written in light novel, anime, manhwa style, so characters will have different hair colors and expect character illustrations to be in anime or korean drawing style.