Santa Banta Funny Jokes

Synopsis In his first life, Akira Tanaka was an average Earthling with a not-so-average hobby: making terrible jokes and getting into trouble with his wandering eyes. His second life? Well, he became the most feared evil dragon god—a being of immeasurable power who could destroy entire realms with a flick of his claw. His reign of chaos was unmatched, his strength unparalleled, his sense of humor still awful. But even gods meet their end, and Akira did so in a blaze of glory after being defeated by a bunch of overachieving heroes. Just when he thought his story was over, he found himself reincarnated again—this time in a modern world where magic flows as freely as Wi-Fi signals. Now he’s back in high school, hiding his immense power behind the façade of a perverted clown. No one suspects that the guy cracking bad jokes and sneaking peeks into the girls’ locker room is secretly powerful enough to destroy the planet. But when dark forces begin to rise, Akira’s double life as the ultimate goofball and secret powerhouse becomes harder to maintain. Get ready for comedy, chaos, and questionable life choices as the Perverted Jester of Chaos juggles high school hijinks, romance, and epic battles! P.S. He can break trough forth wall. "Heyyy!!!! Don't Spoil them!"

WARNING ‼️‼️ ‼️ ‼️ Contains explicit content and strong language. Thanks for reading in advance. “Get married to me, and I will make you have a great stand in this firm,” She broke out into a peak of laughter, as did Marcello and Emilio. “Did I say something funny?” I asked and her laughter seized. “Wa… wait, you mean what you said?” "Do I look like someone who have the time to joke around?" I asked as she gave me an odd stare. "I would be willing to transfer my share of this firm to you if you agree," ****** The life of Isabella Alessandro, a young and renowned Prosecutor in one of Italy's top law firms, took a dramatic turn when she decided to celebrate her divorce at a club, only to wake up the next morning in the bed of a dangerous mafia king, who turns out to be a rival of her father. Captured by her charisma, he decided to pursue her and make her only his, not out of love but to bring about her downfall.

"Why don't skeletons fight each other?" She turned to look at him, her eye brows furrowed. "How does this have anything to do with the dire situation we are in?" She gripped her scythe, tightly. Fear still gripping her. He kept on talking as if he didn't hear her. "Because they don't have guts." Before bursting into one insane laughter that filled her with warmth. Fear slowly dissolving, she joined to. Few moments after the laughter died. "Your joke... It wasn't funny." His eyes widened, comically holding his chest in hurt. "Ouch!" Before flashing a hot crazy grin. "Well that wasn't the purpose in the first place though it wouldn't hurt if it was funny. Now you are much relaxed, don't you agree?" Funnily enough she was. They both stared down at the ruins. "Our inner monsters make excellent dance partners once you learn to lead." He started again this time his voice much solemn. "But what if it refuses?" She closed her eyes. Thinking about it was stressful. "Tame him with kindness or bribe it with chocolate it works with mine... Then you'll dance in the battlefield like a battle fiend you are meant to be like everyone's watching and the monster inside you is your hypeman. Whatever works." ------------------------------------------------- A suicidal psychotic girl scarred by the loss of her childhood best friend and mother which no one believed existed transmigrated into a very unusual world. On waking up in her new body she discovers that her previous body owner didn't make life any easier for her. Especially when she killed The Royal Sixth Princess of Alvaron. And well killed herself. Amanise is caught in a murder case she didn't actually do. And why everything seems 'normal' in the beginning she soon discovers that real things lurk in the dark. And it wasn't her laundry pile under her bed. ---------------------------------------------------- Hi am XR, A new author with my first book. English isn't my strong suit but I will make the read enjoyable. Though it's new, Don't miss out on the ride is gonna be amazing. THE BOOK COVER IS MINE. Peace.

Zara, cewek yang udah muak banget dengan kencan buta, akhirnya memutuskan untuk coba lagi. Tapi, kencan kali ini beda banget. Bukannya ketemu cowok keren dan romantis, dia malah bertemu Dylan—cowok santai yang lebih suka ngomongin kopi daripada tentang hubungan serius. Tapi entah kenapa, ada sesuatu yang bikin Zara makin penasaran. Sifat Dylan yang chill dan misterius bikin dia bingung, apalagi sikapnya yang kadang datar banget. Tapi, siapa sangka, pertemuan mereka yang canggung malah bikin cerita jadi seru banget! Akan seperti apa hubungan mereka yang penuh tawa, salah paham, dan pastinya, drama? Apakah akhirnya Zara bakal jatuh cinta atau malah ketawa terus sepanjang waktu?

Di dunia Altheris yang hancur oleh perang dan intrik, seorang pemuda bernama Caelum berjuang untuk membalas dendam atas kehancuran kampung halamannya, Liraeth, yang dibantai oleh Kekaisaran Valderion. Setelah kehilangan ibunya dan segalanya yang ia cintai, Caelum bergabung dengan The Crimson Blades, sebuah kelompok tentara bayaran yang dipimpin oleh Raedan Vorthras, seorang pemimpin bijaksana namun penuh keraguan moral. Bersama sahabatnya, Daryn Brookstone, pemanah ahli Elira Primrose, dan pelindung kuat Torren Veyl, Caelum berusaha mencari cara untuk mengalahkan Grathion Mordane, Jenderal Kekaisaran yang bertanggung jawab atas kehancuran Liraeth. Namun, jalan untuk membalas dendam tidak sesederhana yang dibayangkan. Sementara Caelum berjuang dengan masa lalunya yang penuh rasa sakit, ia dihadapkan pada pilihan-pilihan moral yang menguji integritas dan kepemimpinannya. Dalam pencarian untuk menghentikan Kekaisaran dan mengungkap rahasia-rahasia kuno, Caelum dan timnya harus berhadapan dengan musuh yang kuat, mengungkap artefak magis, dan melawan kehancuran yang lebih besar dari yang mereka bayangkan.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Seorang Roh Firman kecil melakukan perjalanan melintasi waktu. Yan Suisui, umpan meriam dan saudara perempuan konyol yang berubah menjadi pahlawan wanita dalam novel Koi. Dia berasal dari ibu yang sama, tetapi adik perempuannya telah mencuri peruntungannya, dan dia adalah bintang keberuntungan kecil yang disukai oleh kelompok di ibu kota. Dan dia menjadi bintang bencana. Dia dikirim ke pedesaan dan menjalani kehidupan yang bodoh. Seluruh desa dibantai dan hidupnya sengsara. Ketiga saudara laki-laki dari keluarga ayah angkatnya meninggal tanpa tempat pemakaman. Anak kembar lahir dari kelahiran yang sama, namun mempunyai nasib yang berbeda. Yan Suisui meletakkan tangannya di pinggulnya, dan kata-katanya menjadi kenyataan, dan kata-katanya mengikuti aturan, menunjukkan siapa yang tersambar petir. Dia ingin mengubah nasib semua orang! Ambil kembali keberuntunganmu! Pada hari dia dibawa kembali ke ibu kota, seluruh ibu kota sudah tidak sabar menunggu untuk melihat leluconnya. Tetapi siapa sangka bahwa kakak laki-laki tertua yang malang itu adalah menteri utama termuda di dinasti tersebut. Kakak kedua sudah menjadi jenderal yang menjaga dinasti. Saudara ketiga mengendalikan lumbung dunia! Tiran yang menyendiri itu berdiri dengan hati-hati di gerbang kota, menunggu leluhur kecilnya pulang.

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts. 11/30/24 I'm going on a trip I've been planning for a while in a couple days. I will try to keep writing and publishing while I'm away, but I expect a slower pace.

¿Dominación mundial? ¿Guerras santa-demoníaca? ¿ser el próximo héroe que salvará al mundo o el peor Rey Demonio que existirá en este mundo? ¡¡¿CÓMO SI ESAS COSAS ME IMPORTARAN?!!, ¡¡PRIMERO SOBREVIVIRÉ A SER UN LOBO!!. Con esa mentalidad, esté pequeño lobo se embarcó a vagar por el mundo en busca de los misterios de su reencarnación en este oscuro mundo.

A family, still reeling from the loss of their grandmother, returns to their ancestral home for Christmas, only to discover that the house holds a dark and sinister secret. As they try to unravel the mystery, they're stalked by a malevolent entity that's been awakened by their presence. But just when all hope seems lost, Santa Claus arrives to save the day, banishing the entity and bringing peace back to the family.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

Berpenampilan lugu namun sebenarnya pengacara yang licik Omega (gong) x Petugas polisi yang lembut dan jujur ​​Alpha (shou) Pertemuan pertama Nie Zihang dan Yu Jingxuan terjadi di kantor polisi pada larut malam. Karena kekasih omeganya telah berselingkuh dengan alpha, dia melemparkan bola ekstrak feromon pekat ke dalam restoran hot pot yang penuh sesak. Dia harus memberi tahu kekasihnya bahwa semua alfa adalah hewan liar yang tidak bisa membedakan teman dan musuh saat mereka merasakan feromon. Ceritanya diakhiri dengan dia diinterogasi oleh seorang petugas polisi yang, meskipun suaranya lembut dan wajahnya mungil, ternyata dia juga seorang alpha. "Tuan Nie, sebagai pengacara, bukankah menurutmu melanggar hukum dengan sengaja itu buruk?” Alpha bertanya padanya. Nie Zihang dengan santai melemparkan rekaman video kejadian tersebut sambil tersenyum. “Sesuai UU Perlindungan ABO, tindakanku sah sebagai pembelaan diri. Petugas Yu, kau tidak boleh menunjukkan sikap pilih kasih yang tidak berprinsip kepada orang yang melakukan kesalahan hanya karena dia seorang alpha, oke?" Sang alpha dengan sopan melepaskannya. Dia berasumsi masalahnya sudah selesai hingga keesokan harinya, ketika seseorang yang dikenalnya tiba di firma hukum tersebut. Yu Jingxuan yang berpakaian santai memasuki kantornya dan merenung, “Tuan Nie memiliki rasa permusuhan yang kuat terhadap alpha. Apakah kau keberatan jika aku meminta bantuanmu untuk menggugat mantan pacar? Aku ingin reputasinya turun.” Nie Zihang mengangkat alisnya. "Oh? Informasi lebih lanjut akan sangat kami hargai.” Baru kemudian dia mengetahui bahwa Yu Jingxuan juga terlibat dalam hubungan AA. Mantan pacarnya juga pernah selingkuh dengan omega. Karena AO adalah jalan yang benar, kenapa kita tidak mencobanya? Bagaimanapun, jenis kelaminnya juga bertepatan.

Suatu hari pasukan Abbys di buat kalah telak oleh umat manusia , dan pasukan abbys kalah melawan tiga orang manusia . yang dimana mereka adalah satu kelompok petualang terhebat dan terkuat sepanjang sejarah manusia . mereka membantai kaum Abbys sehingga membunuh 75% pasukan Abbys yang di pimpin oleh sang raja para Abbys yang bernama Thamuz . dan membuat pasukan Abbys dipukul mundur kewilayah mereka dan membuat perjanjian dengan umat manusia , dengan tidak menyerang umat manusia lagi selama 10 tahun kedepan .

Bumping into a stranger while looking for shelter while raining, Avery was about to scold the stranger but got tongue tied in seeing the handsome face . Follow the story of Avery and the millionaire playboy Alex Gibson who is also a mafia lord #Forced marriage # Betrayal # Funny # Bloody Note We're here to read not to criticize, also mature content and bloody

Artie had lived her whole life feeling like a joke. Whether it came to her full name, her parents ‘abandoning’ her and her next door neighbours taking her in, or finding out that her lover was part of a cult and was cheating on her. Said lover then stabbed her. It felt like she just couldn’t catch a break. So when she found herself in a puddle of her own blood, staring up at a fake painted sky, she could only find humour in the situation, and prayed that the next life was kinder. Only she woke up. In the same body, with the same stab wound, only in a world full of magic, swords, and a dead King Arthur? Yup. The round table existed, the knights existed, and so did everyone of legend that she’d heard about as a child. Only it was the beginning of their tales. Nothing had happened yet, except the formation of Camelot, the crowning of the King, and then the sudden death of the King of Legend, King Arthur Pendragon. She would have thought this was another cruel joke if everyone wasn’t wandering around in mourning clothes. If this was a practical joke, it wasn’t a very funny one. Artie was tired. She’d already spent almost a decade working as a police officer, and then a detective, so she felt like she had earned her peace. Especially after all the shit she’d been put through, but someone had different plans. And Artie’s life wasn’t quite done yet. In fact, it seemed like in the eyes of the creatures of this world, this was where she was always meant to be. The time she spent getting her ass handed to her in the other dimension? Just a warm up. And now she was expected to just…go along with what everyone else wanted her to do? Including magical beings who were responsible for taking her from one dimension to another. Artie felt like she was in over her head, even if there were several concerned, attractive knights around her. She wasn’t sure if she was going to run away from all the new responsibilities, or embrace them. She wasn’t a rule breaker by nature, but maybe now was the time to change?

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

Want to see a funny world! Check out this book!

In the Infinity Realm, there are three echelons: Mount Olympus, where the Divine gods dwell; Mount Lyrota, where the Celestial gods guide the Earthly realm, and the Underworld, where demons and banished gods reside. Every Celestial god has a purpose, except Santaliel. Isolated and unsure of his place, he remains the only one yet to discover his role. When his friend Lyrx takes him to the Earthly realm, he makes a startling discovery: unlike other gods, humans can see and touch him. This revelation pushes him deeper into confusion as he searches for answers about his identity and his inability to access his celestial aura. As he struggles to fit into the Infinity Realm, Santaliel becomes entangled with a human who alters his fate. Will he be able to navigate his feelings for her while also dealing with his powerful siblings, who disdain him, and an unseen enemy waging war between the Underworld, and his home on Mount Lyrota? Santaliel must uncover his celestial aura and purpose, face the lurking evil, and balance the forces between realms,or risk losing everything. *The names used in the story has no relation to the original owners of the name *This work is for the purpose of entertainment *Add the book to your library,sit back and enjoy the story

Dieora, keluarganya telah dibantai habis di depan matanya oleh sekelompok iblis. Dieora bersumpah akan memusnahkan semua iblis yang ada, dengan tangannya sendiri.

About the series The vacation in St. Alaince tells the stories of some funny adventurous missions of Jack and Mickey perform when they get together during their vacation in St. Alaince, a fictional town. Summary of the Melvillcrash Jack and Mickey are high school students. Jack is Mickey's uncle's son. Jack is interested in supernatural things. Therefore, he has some crazy and funny plans that are beyond the reach of humans. Every vacation they get together, Jack comes up with some wacky plans. It all ends in problems eventually. This time they got together to spend the holidays at Jack's house in St. Alaince, and Jack, came up with a new plan. Satan hunt, an attempt to enslave Satan through witchcraft and gain supernatural powers. Mickey is not interested in Jack's Satan hunt, but Mickey agrees to Jack's temptation. So they set off in a night on a wooden raft to a deserted island far down the river to cast a spell to enslave Satan. In this funny task, they run into many problems along the way and eventually, the mission ends up being a mix of humor and trouble as always.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

"Escorias" es una novela de acción y fantasía oscura ambientada en un mundo donde los criminales más peligrosos del planeta son secuestrados y obligados a luchar en un coliseo clandestino. El protagonista, Alexander, un joven salvadoreño miembro de la Mara Salvatrucha, es acompañado por la Santa Muerte, una poderosa entidad espiritual, en esta lucha por la supervivencia.