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Original Author: Songiba [I was forced to live in captivity for the rest of my life because I happened to be aware of the fact that I was a saint. I was truly a ‘real’ saint, but that didn’t matter, because there was already a designated saint in the temple. When I died from all the abuse I endured, I was sent back to a time before all those previous events in my life had happened. After 15 regressions, I was exhausted. I prayed, “I don’t want anything to do with this, so please just let me die,” And at that moment when I could finally be able to die, someone said, “How about being my daughter?” …. That monstrous duke had adopted me.]

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In the vast and boundless fantasy world, there is a young man named Yun Che, who has lived in a remote village since childhood and his life story is a mystery. One day, a strange phenomenon suddenly appeared in the world, and Yun Che awakened a shocking ability - the ancient holy body of the sign-in system! This ancient holy body is the supreme physique left by the ancient gods. The owner can devour the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and condense the supreme divine power. With this physique, Yun Che's cultivation has advanced by leaps and bounds. It only took a few months from obscurity to shocking the world. However, with the growth of power, Yun Che has gradually been involved in disputes and conspiracies on the continent. Major forces coveted his ancient holy body and rushed to snatch it. In the face of numerous crises, Yun Che was indomitable. With the help of the mysterious treasures obtained by the sign-in system, he overcame all obstacles and embarked on the road of strength. During this journey full of adventures and challenges, Yun Che met a group of like-minded partners, and together they explored the true secrets of the ancient holy body and the shocking mystery hidden deep in the continent. Through thrilling battles and breakthroughs on the brink of life and death, Yun Che will eventually stand at the top of the world and write his own legendary chapter!

Satoru Gojo, the strongest sorcerer, has always been seen as unbeatable. But his strength comes with a cost. After the Shibuya Incident, the world's cursed energy starts to unravel, and an ancient prophecy emerges. The prophecy says that when the strongest sorcerer defies fate, the world will split apart. Gojo faces growing pressure as whispers of a cursed being named Zensei spread. Zensei is the embodiment of balance, and Gojo's own people turn against him. Gojo and his students discover a mysterious girl named Ame, who holds the key to Zensei's power and the prophecy. Torn between his duty to protect and his doubts, Gojo must confront the harsh truth: being the strongest might not be enough to save the future. With betrayal, war, and a final battle looming, Gojo must decide whether to accept his fate or defy it. His choice will have far-reaching consequences, reshaping the world forever.

The beginning of the XVI century. The warrior in the Astrakhan Khanate (his father's fame urged him to become a warrior) is gathering a troop to engage with the Moscow tsar in the war against Lithuania. There are views of the Volga river. There is a lot of authentic national music (Astrakhan, Kazan, Moscow). There are many kinds of authentic weapons and clothes.

A/N: I don't do a lot of hand-holding, so you have to figure out the subtle and not-so-subtle stuff. Good luck. One early spring day, Alum and his classmates fell victim to a spatial quake—descending to Lethren—the strongest line of defense. The students gained magical abilities—not to be heroes, but just because it was expected. Even with the supernatural, Alum seemed aloof but more mellow—his world hadn’t changed, but the same couldn’t be said for those around him. However… that changed—he fell in love with a Saint at first sight. Saint Amethely, despite being new to the role, is loved by everyone. She is sweet, caring, and elegant but has to carry the grand legacy of her Grandmother, the previous Saint. Despite that, she was still a shy girl, slightly clumsy, with no romance experience. But only a few knew of her awkward side. So how could he make an elegant Imperial Saint fall for him…? He, who in this world was but a nobody? There were a few options—become recognizable. Except… the shy girl Amethely had already fallen in love at first sight—Alum being the culprit. An aloof youth whose world changed and an elegant Imperial Saint, how would their love blossom? But… change was never easy for someone like him. Whichever world—his was never kind. Even in this beautiful and vibrant world—incredible magic beasts and abominations were cruel and unyielding. Schedule: weekend or either Mon/Wed

Evie Adrienne has lived with only five years of memory, however she has remarkable intellect and a brilliant mind. As such, she lived a comfortable life while learning about her world. She begins having visions which reveal the mystery from her distant past and clues months into her near future. Evie doesn’t have a clue about who she was, but she is finding out what she is becoming. She is changing. As she delves into the past, the impending apocalypse looms, holding traces of her past. She's not alone in this; a group of devoted companions stands ready to assist her and vie for her affection.

Luke is an adventurer, but not the kind you're thinking of. he's more interested in the beautiful woman the world offers than dungeons or monsters. Luke travels from town to town indulging in lustful pleasures. and luckily he lives in a world of swords and magic where there is no shortage of exotic women, from gothic vampires to beautiful elves and everything in between.

Adaugo travels to America from Nigeria in search of her long-lost father, but her journey takes an unexpected turn when she and her friends stumble upon the mysterious Valentin Castle. Unbeknownst to them, their presence breaks the magic seal that has kept the castle's inhabitants - a family of vampires - imprisoned for centuries. Valentin, the cold and enigmatic vampire lord, is awakened from his eternal slumber, along with his family. As he navigates this strange new world, he is drawn to Adaugo, who is the key to breaking the curse that has haunted his family for centuries. Despite the danger that Adaugo poses to his secret identity, Valentin finds himself inexplicably drawn to her. As they spend more time together, he must confront his own dark past and the secrets that have haunted his family for so long. Will Adaugo be able to unlock the secrets of Valentin's past and help him break the curse, or will their love be doomed from the start?

"You want to play with fire? Okay darling, I'll gladly be the one who lights the match." In a world where magic intertwines with everyday life, Reese Lysander, the youngest apprentice of the renowned Swordmaster Natasha Valoris, enters the prestigious Aetherium Academy as a student being tasked with assisting the academy's student council president, Valentine Rosedale, in a secret investigation. Beneath the academy's polished surface lies a tangled web of dark magic, hidden agendas, and the unsettling mystery surrounding the death of a former professor. From the moment she steps foot onto its grounds, challenges arise-it becomes clear her life here will be far from simple. Hindrance started to be directed towards her from the start, most notably from Valentine's rival faction, the Crimson claws. Prepared for the tests ahead, Reese is ready to face both rivals and, perhaps, make a few unexpected allies along the way. Who knows how deep the roots of all these are laid? Will Reese bring a new wave of change, or will she herself become the wave that reshapes everything?

"You are chosen to be reincarnated in this era." A plain 17-year-old high school boy involved in a truck-kun incident met a goddess upon waking up. He was given abilities that he wished for and was reborn as the son of an aristocratic family. He found out that his parents were actually the strongest couple on the continent. But that's not the thing for which he was shocked. He discovered that both his biological parents were actually women?! With his cheat skills, he will live his life as much as he pleases and build a nation in the process. ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ PLEASE READ THE REVIEWS IF THERE WERE SOMETHING THAT WERE NOT IN YOUR CUP. WARNING: Yuri, Incest, Selfcest I am trying to make this story as unhinged and immoral as I can so... [READ AT YOUR OWN RISK] The story will run at a slow pace. I apologize in advance if the story had slow development. PS: This is my very first work, so there will be mistakes. Please consider my writing skills, if anything. The cover is AI-generated.

Eli, a young boy, is distracted during his tutoring session by thoughts of A.N. Insterion, a controversial figure who discovered ability books that granted people superpowers, creating a new world order. Eli despises Insterion, seeing him as a manipulative tyrant. During a session, Eli argues with his tutor about the biased portrayal of Insterion in history. Feeling disconnected from the past and determined to make his own future, Eli leaves the classroom, expressing a desire for a fairer world. Eli returns home to find his family's penthouse ransacked. He discovers his parents being attacked by intruders. His mother tortured with a blood-like dagger by a hooded figure, while a blond man interrogates her. Eli tries to intervene but he is overpowered. His mother's bio-weapon implant accidentally kills his father. In the chaos, Eli's pendant, a family heirloom, begins to glow and projects a message in the ancient language of the Dengaré family. Eli blacks out before he can fully comprehend the message, which leaves a mysterious, unfinished word in the air.

Three best friends who have grown up to at least date. sadly none of them as ever experienced love from a girl. Their humour is way above normal.

After 700 years, the former Saint, guardian of the Demon King’s seal and representative of the goddess Miriat, steps down. In a once-in-a-lifetime event, the sacred temple opens its doors to mortals from all over the world to witness the selection of a new Saint—the mother of the world and protector of all races. Among thousands of pure and promising candidates, the goddess bestows her blessing upon a beautiful figure destined to make history. Will they unleash what must remain sealed?

In the realm of Jianghu, where swords reign supreme and legends are forged in blood and steel, stands the humble village of Qingyun. Here, amidst the rolling hills and tranquil streams, resides a young boy named Jian, a soul brimming with an insatiable thirst for knowledge and a yearning for adventure. Jian's life takes a dramatic turn when a mysterious swordsman, a lone wanderer with eyes that hold the wisdom of a thousand battles, arrives in Qingyun. Recognizing the spark of extraordinary potential within the young boy, the enigmatic swordsman takes Jian under his wing, imparting the secrets of the ancient art of swordsmanship. Under the tutelage of his enigmatic master, Jian embarks on a perilous journey of self-discovery, pushing his body and mind to their limits. He trains relentlessly, mastering the intricate movements of swordplay, the subtle shifts of energy, and the unwavering focus required to wield a blade with grace and deadly precision. As Jian's skills grow, so does his understanding of the world around him. He learns that Jianghu is a realm of shadows and secrets, where honor and treachery walk hand in hand. He encounters formidable foes, each with their own unique style and deadly intent, forcing him to confront his own fears and limitations. Along the way, Jian forms unlikely alliances, forging bonds with fellow disciples and enigmatic wanderers who share his passion for the sword. He encounters a cast of unforgettable characters, from the wise and ancient masters to the cunning and treacherous villains, each leaving an indelible mark on his journey. Through trials and tribulations, victories and defeats, Jian's resolve never wavers. He remains steadfast in his pursuit of the ultimate goal: to become a true Sword Saint, a master of the blade whose name will echo through the ages. Key Elements of the Story: * Martial Arts Prowess: The story will delve deep into the intricacies of swordsmanship, showcasing various styles, techniques, and philosophies. Jian will face challenges that test his skills and force him to innovate and adapt. * World-Building: The world of Jianghu will be richly detailed, with distinct regions, cultures, and factions. The story will explore the political landscape, the hidden dangers, and the legends that shape the world. * Character Development: Jian will undergo a profound transformation, evolving from a naive boy to a seasoned warrior. He will face moral dilemmas, make difficult choices, and learn the true meaning of strength and courage. * Epic Battles: The story will feature thrilling and intense sword fights, showcasing the power and beauty of the martial arts. These battles will be more than just physical contests; they will reflect the characters' inner struggles and the stakes of their journey. * Themes of Friendship, Loyalty, and Betrayal: The story will explore the complexities of human relationships, the bonds of friendship, the weight of loyalty, and the consequences of betrayal. Note: This is just a basic framework. You can expand on this idea, adding your own unique twists and turns, creating memorable characters, and weaving a captivating narrative. Additional Ideas: * Introduce a love interest for Jian, adding another layer of emotional depth to the story. * Incorporate supernatural elements, such as ancient spirits or magical artifacts, to enhance the fantasy aspects. * Explore the philosophical underpinnings of martial arts, delving into themes of self-discovery, enlightenment, and the pursuit of inner peace.

This was just pure bliss, adapted from her wildest fantasy since meeting this guy. She was stunned but closed her eyes, indulging in the moment and savoring the taste of his lips and the warmth of his embrace. The way his lips felt against hers was just so right, and she had a lot to ask, but all her thoughts and questions seemed to vanish in that moment. The only thing that mattered was the overwhelming feeling—the taste of his lips, placed upon hers like a dream; his tender touch; his scent of love; and the maddening passion of the heart. Catch the incredible story of how this university student navigates the 14 DAYS OF VALENTINE'S and how her new neighbor becomes an unexpected source of life-changing changing in her journey.

"In a World of Images" is a reflective and uplifting exploration of the power of imagination, storytelling, and the eternal presence of goodness in the world. It takes the reader on a journey through various lands and cultures, where stories are filled with valuable lessons and wisdom. The poem emphasizes the idea that beauty and goodness exist everywhere, transcending borders, and that through understanding, reflection, and creativity, one can uncover these treasures. The recurring themes of good triumphing over evil, the timeless nature of wisdom, and the joy of storytelling unite the piece, making it a celebration of human experience and imagination.

A Dragon Pattern Ring allowed the rural Divine Doctor, Yi Xiaofei, to embark on a unique life path unlike any other.

In the realm of Caelora, justice is carried out by a mysterious assassin, which is only mentioned in the legend. Verina, chosen by Saint Seraphina, is entrusted with carrying out divine judgment on the corrupted. But when her next task challenges everything she thought she knew, she must decide: will she follow her sacred duty, or defy the fate that binds her?

In a world where mana reigned, where mages rocked the earth, and warriors shook the heavens, a tiny village existed. This village was home to a boy called Luan. They say men are made by blood, sweat, pain and heartbreaks, but this saying could be defined as a severe understatement when it comes to Luan. The only sense of normalcy in his life was when he still had a family. Unfortunately, his family is caught in the schemes of a higher power, causing their deaths... Even his own. He finds himself alive, and swears to get revenge, but when had things ever been that simple? The inevitable hardships and tribulations he faces are enough to drive him to the point of insanity, but what keeps his crumbling sanity from falling apart is an influence from outside. Half-dead and half-crazy, Luan decides to complete what he had promised himself at first, but then, he finds out an earth shaking secret that causes it all to come crumbling apart...

Jake is a loner surviving within the streets of Avalon City. A city filled with bullies and lowlifes always making his life miserable and forcing him to have thoughts of giving on his life. The hand of fate played itself and his life was turned around by a surprise encounter with a wounded super-human. An artifact was provided and the saint's bloodline was inherited. What does life hold for him in the future? Check out my other books: 1) Martial Research Master: https://www.webnovel.com/book/martial-research-master_16569084105417005 2) AIGIS: https://www.webnovel.com/book/aigis_20450378706584105 3) Legacy of the fallen family: https://www.webnovel.com/book/legacy-of-the-fallen-family_24970845306699505 4) Train-sys: https://www.webnovel.com/book/train-sys_16156814106150405

Sirius dreams of a normal life, but his fate is anything but ordinary. Haunted by visions of a battlefield and a crown of salt, he struggles with his seemingly weak Salt Weave in a world where powerful soul weavers fight to protect humanity. Despite believing his abilities are insignificant, Sirius begins to uncover a hidden power within him, tied to a forgotten past. As darkness rises, Sirius must face the truth about his legacy and unlock the strength he never knew he had.

Mark wakes in a mysterious world of monsters and magic, with his underwear being his only earthly possession. An orc stampede?! Super strong goblins?! And crazy Necromancers?! To hold on to the life he holds dear, he's going to make tough decisions, possess courage and maybe some magic. Armed with a system, Mark traverses this new world leaving vestiges in his wake. Am I a Hero in This New World is an Isekai adventure story with slice-of-life moments and adult humour. Enjoy a weak-to-strong story with clear progression and LitRPG elements.

Caden Hart’s life is in pieces. His memories are broken, and a dark voice in his head, Ares, pulls him toward danger. Once a loyal operative for a shadowy group called The Lunar Circle, he’s now their top fugitive. The reason? He stole the Codex, a powerful artifact that can reshape reality. With Ares granting him unstable powers, Caden teams up with Lucas Graves, a trusted ally, and Rhea, a mysterious woman with her own secrets. Together, they face The Circle’s growing control while Caden struggles to uncover the truth about his past. But the deeper he digs, the harder it is to tell if he’s a hero or the monster he fears. In a world ready to fall apart, Caden must find out who he really is before his broken mind and dark powers destroy everything. Can he win the fight within, or will he lose himself completely?

Cursed with eternal life, Elias is bound to an endless cycle of death and rebirth, carrying the haunting memories of countless past lives. Across centuries, he has walked through civilizations, from empires to forgotten villages, always marked by the jagged scar on his chest—a scar that remains even as his body changes. With each life, he is plagued by visions of a shadowy figure, a Watcher who appears at pivotal moments but offers no answers. In his current life, Elias arrives in the remote village of Rivenwood, hoping for a brief respite from the relentless burden of his curse. But peace is fleeting. Ominous signs emerge: cryptic whispers, ghostly apparitions, and a mysterious figure stalking him from the shadows. As ancient forces stir, Elias begins to unravel a sinister truth about his curse—a truth tied to a forgotten betrayal and a powerful entity bent on his eternal suffering. Determined to break the cycle, Elias embarks on a perilous journey to uncover the origins of his curse. Along the way, he encounters allies and enemies—some drawn to his plight, others determined to exploit it. Each step forward brings him closer to a revelation that could either shatter his soul or free him from his eternal torment. But the cost of redemption is high, and Elias must confront not only the enemies around him but also the darkness within. Can he uncover the truth and break the chains of immortality, or is he doomed to live forever as a pawn in a cosmic game beyond his understanding? The Immortal's Curse is a gripping dark fantasy tale of redemption, suffering, and the unyielding quest for freedom against an unforgiving fate.

Eli, a young boy, is distracted during his tutoring session by thoughts of A.N. Insterion, a controversial figure who discovered ability books that granted people superpowers, creating a new world order. Eli despises Insterion, seeing him as a manipulative tyrant. During a session, Eli argues with his tutor about the biased portrayal of Insterion in history. Feeling disconnected from the past and determined to make his own future, Eli leaves the classroom, expressing a desire for a fairer world. Eli returns home to find his family's penthouse ransacked. He discovers his parents being attacked by intruders. His mother tortured with a blood-like dagger by a hooded figure, while a blond man interrogates her. Eli tries to intervene but he is overpowered. His mother's bio-weapon implant accidentally kills his father. In the chaos, Eli's pendant, a family heirloom, begins to glow and projects a message in the ancient language of the Dengaré family. Eli blacks out before he can fully comprehend the message, which leaves a mysterious, unfinished word in the air.

After the catastrophic destruction of Earth, genius teenager Luo Luo finds himself reborn in a fantastical world—the Earth Source Continent—where belief shapes reality and gods walk among mortals. Merging with a powerful technological core, Luo Luo is thrust into a vibrant realm filled with goblins, dwarves, beastmen, and countless zerg races, each vying for power and dominance. As his classmates awaken their unique divine positions, Luo Luo stands apart, harnessing cutting-edge technology to reshape the battlefield. With electromagnetic cannons, cosmic warships, and devastating elemental bombs at his command, he embodies a new kind of deity—one that melds faith with the awe of technology. "The art of war lies in explosions", he declares, ready to unleash chaos upon his enemies. Join Luo Luo as he navigates the trials of awakening a powerful divine position, forging alliances, and battling formidable foes, all while striving to leave a mark on a world driven by faith and ambition. Will he rise to become a true god or fall prey to the very chaos he seeks to control? Main Characters: Luo Luo

The world Jenna once knew was gone, replaced by a chaotic landscape where the undead ruled. Cities, once bustling with traffic and the constant hum of office life, now stood eerily quiet, littered with abandoned cars and half-eaten remains. Skyscrapers loomed over crumbling streets, their windows shattered like jagged teeth in the skyline. Before the apocalypse, Jenna was just another cog in the corporate machine—26 years old, an office worker who blended into the beige walls of her cubicle. She was sharp-witted, sarcastic, and always found a way to inject humour into the soul-crushing monotony of her daily grind. Her dark brown hair was constantly tied in a lazy bun, and her wardrobe consisted of the same three cardigans rotated in and out of existence. She had dreams, sure, but none of them involved surviving a zombie apocalypse, let alone doing it with newly discovered spatial powers. Now, as a newly minted zombie with a strange ability to store objects in a personal pocket dimension, Jenna found herself navigating a ruined world with the same dry humour that once got her through endless office meetings. Only now, she was hoarding supplies instead of spreadsheets—and doing it in style. --- A/N The MC is dumb as f*ck so, if your looking for smart and strong MC. This story is not for you.