Funny Dirty Phrases

In 2177, the world changed forever. The first full-dive VRMMORPG, 'Eclipse Online', was released. With its breathtaking graphics and adventures, countless players and already established guilds flocked to the game, which stunned the entire world and forced the largest conglomerates to act immediately after gold could be bought with money. It was supposed to be the future of gaming. For Yone, it was the cause of his destruction. Starting over once more, he has entered this “living game” again to control his own fate. This time, he will not be controlled by others and will instead walk his own path. "Kill them till they are allies" This was Yone's infamous phrase as he will rise from just an assassin expert to an unprecedented peak in this life.

A phrase about his merits startling the Emperor, it led the Invincible God General to become a prisoner at the feet of others. A phrase about his origins as a commoner turned a vow as steady as mountains and as deep as seas into something less than a beast. He was once the greatest general of all time in the Great Shang Dynasty, celebrated for quelling the disturbances of the Seven Countries. Yet, during the victory banquet, he was framed by the Emperor of Great Shang and his beloved Ninth Princess. They destroyed his Dantian, crippled his meridians, and exiled him to the frontiers. In his icy and hopeless heart, he received meticulous care from his newlywed wife and unexpectedly unlocked the Ten Thousand Beasts Sky Prison, becoming the Master of Ten Thousand Beasts. He resumed his training in Martial Arts, and the wild beasts were unleashed!

Riven is the class clown. Laid-back, funny, and impossible not to like. But behind the smile hides something ancient. Something starving. In a world powered by aura and ruled by rank, Obsidian Hill Academy is home to the next generation of hunters, heroes… and prey. No one knows Riven is a vampire. No one knows what he’s capable of. They will. Starting with Lucas Ashington. The first to fall. But not the last. Let the game begin.

I was never a good Son. I hope my death will bring Honor and some comfort to ease her suffering. As I lay in a pool of blood all I can think about is my mother. "Did I tell you can die yet, you dirty chinx? The fun has just begun, since u and your kind wanna crash your planes into our ships. I'LL show you what's it like to fear death" - Shouted Sargent Lee

This novel is inspired by novels where heroines can hear the villain's inner voice, but the main character is the protagonist in the original story not the villain whose voice audible to the heroines. No NTR ---- Chen Fan descends from the mountain after learning from his master for 10 years. The purpose? Of course, to enjoy life and reach the pinnacle of greatness. But there’s something strange about the girls he meets… ---- A/N : This is my first novel, and since English isn't my native language, I kindly ask for your understanding regarding any awkward phrasing or grammatical errors. Your feedback is greatly appreciated.

Oswin Durnvale, a weary fast-food worker from modern-day Earth, never expected his life to end so abruptly—nor to begin anew in the body of Fray Nightshade, a somewhat wealthy but reclusive young man in a world reminiscent of early modern Europe. Struggling to adjust, Oswin finds himself in a world on the brink of crisis. As Oswin navigates this unfamiliar world, he stumbles upon a forgotten part of Fray’s inheritance—an old violin and a book of hymns dedicated to the Water Spirits. Driven by nostalgia for his past as a musician, he plays the melodies, unknowingly invoking a force beyond human understanding. To his shock, the spirits answer. Magic is real in this world, but it comes at a cost. Power is not given freely, and the more Oswin demands, the greater the strain on his body and mind. With each song, he inches closer to the unknown, toeing the line between a gift and a curse.

Please note that this work of fiction is not safe for work (NSFW). It contains words, scenes, and phrases not suitable for audiences below 18. Be aware. Leon was your typical guy, perceived as weak in his school because his skills hadn't awakened, even though they usually did at the coming of age. He attended the prestigious Milham's Magic Knight Academy, where snagging the top spot meant automatic entry into the esteemed position of a Magic Knight in the country. Unfortunately, Leon found himself in the lower caste, labeled the most useless student. To top it off, he was tossed into a class that served as a sanctuary for oddballs and delinquents. Yet, he couldn't care less, as becoming a Magic Knight wasn't his goal. Everything shifted when he crossed paths with Shredica, a woman hell-bent on becoming a Magic Knight at any cost. Observing Leon's lack of ambition and his apparent detachment from the academy's pursuits, Shredica saw an opportunity. She decided to exploit him as a pawn in her ascent through the academy's hierarchy. Yet, unbeknownst to Shredica, Leon was not the complacent, unremarkable figure she presumed him to be. *** Join the discord! https://discord.gg/gt4CDGkpEM

Grace Monroe is the top student, teacher’s pet, and the girl no one dares mess with, except Jax Reed, the arrogant delinquent who lives to piss her off. Their rivalry is legendary, but when Jax catches Grace sneaking out of a professor’s office with something she shouldn’t have, he makes a deal: she’ll be his plaything, or he exposes her secret. But as their twisted arrangement deepens, lines blur between hate, lust, and something dangerously close to obsession. This story will also be published on royalroad.com

Miyagi Kyo, a 30-year-old virgin, saves a child from a truck and wins the goddess's favor. Reborn as a dashing high school student in a world with a staggering 1:30 male to female ratio, he is suddenly surrounded by stunning girls—his blonde yankee neighbor, the diligent class president, and more. With a heart full of excitement, Miyagi dives into his exhilarating second life! _____________________________________________________________ 50 Power stones = Extra Chapter Gain access to more chapters and help me purchase more character pictures by supporting my Patreon! p@treon.c0m/AlwaysWantedSupport

It is the English version of my book named No Pera [In Bengali] which stands for No tension in English It is a pretty relatable book because it's like a book about the friendship and bond. Its Funny too.... trust me.......

Mantra is a gripping fantasy adventure set in the cold and treacherous Stromspire Kingdom, where Kendra Energy—a mysterious power tied to one's personality—shapes the fate of warriors. The story follows Duke and Jack, two young fighters embarking on a journey of growth, survival, and discovery. After rigorous training, they travel through a perilous snow-covered terrain with their mentor, Frederick Thrones, only to be ambushed by ruthless bandits. This encounter marks the beginning of their trials, forcing them to confront their weaknesses and learn what it truly means to be strong. Their journey takes them to Bastionspire, a fortress that trains the kingdom’s future warriors. Here, they will meet powerful students, endure grueling tests, and uncover hidden truths about Kendra Energy. Among them is a masked girl, Touka Amatsuki, who conceals both her identity and her true abilities. She has her own secret mission—to find the King’s sword—while avoiding Duke, who unknowingly holds the key to her past. As tensions rise and a grand tournament approaches, alliances will be tested, battles will be fought, and the true nature of strength will be revealed. But in a world where power comes at a cost, what sacrifices must be made to achieve greatness?

While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her. Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate and ascends to supremacy!

There was once a very famous story of a historic couple that was very famous in the modern times, but there is this girl who says that all of it is a fantasy of some people and nothing more. The name of the girl is Siya, and one of the biggest reasons she says that is because the name of the girl from the famous couple is Siya, the same as her, and she doesn't believe in love. One day she woke up, but it wasn't in the same modern room she was used to waking up in but an ancient and aesthetic room. READ MORE TO FOLLOW SIYA ON HER JOURNEY.

In France, we deeply value financial security and independence. After my divorce, my life took a chaotic turn, and amidst all the turmoil, I misplaced the backup phrase for my Bitcoin wallet, which held a significant amount, $220,000. I was already grappling with emotional challenges, and the thought of losing my Bitcoin felt like the final blow. In moments like these, I couldn't help but think of the French saying, “Il ne faut jamais dire jamais,” which means “Never say never.” Little did I know that this would become a mantra for my recovery journey. I spent days searching for that elusive phrase, going through old documents and turning my apartment upside down, but it was as if the universe had conspired against me—the backup was simply gone. Feeling desperate and overwhelmed, I confided in a friend who works in the cryptocurrency space. He recommended Hack Buster Recovery, mentioning that they had helped many French investors in similar situations. Skeptical but out of options, I decided to reach out. From the moment I contacted Hack Buster Recovery, I was struck by their understanding of my situation. They were professional and compassionate, reassuring me that I wasn’t alone in this struggle. Their team quickly got to work, explaining the recovery process in a way that put my mind at ease. It was clear they had dealt with cases like mine before,

With Jayden Williams out of the country, Emily Styles went for a sleepover and the popular Alexander Blake just had to be there. what will happen if Emily starts getting the attention of her secret crush? will cheating come in,or will her self control remain untouched? If you are looking for a hot, funny and interesting high school romance or teen fiction, you are at the right place.

And she spoke, “So many of you are so ignorant. And so dirty. And evil. I will be upon your lives while you use my words. My sounds. My actions. You really are nothing. Less than anything. Babylon. You stole from me. Cut me. Bled me. Mock me. I’ve had enough. It’s time for the truth in the world to know whose word it is.”

{Warning! Zone 1 will be closing in a countdown} Alexi was the name he had just learned after reading the label on his shirt. Where was he? Alexi did not understand why his memories seemed to be erased one by one, not to mention the place he stepped on this time. The sound of strange noises, unfamiliar to his world, now seemed to take him to a new world. Rules with various missions that he had to carefully go through. [Mission] [Status] Survival Zone, might be an appropriate phrase for him and his colleagues he met in this new game world. Can he survive there? Is there an end to the game?

When 12-year-old Luna Taylor died, she did not even think that she would become a ghost, let alone one who lives in a school with a group of spirits with completely different personalities. Though all that was rather silly for Luna, the fact that she meets a person that is alive and looks exactly like her, isn't as funny.

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Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Ren Yugure a typical normal kid who lives in Hanamachi City in Kamigawa. He is a lazy and funny kid who slacks of his time with his friend in school but a sudden incident that changes his whole life not only his the whole world changed as the sudden discovery of a mysterious huge empty space in sea which turned out to be a whole continent hidden from rest of the world.

Follow the story of a regular maths teacher that is now reincarnated into a cultivation world. yes the mc is a real life person, not only that he is also my maths teacher. I thought it would be a funny idea to write a parody story about him.

In a world where words shape reality, people wield “Whisper Magic” to alter existence itself. However, speaking too much drains life force, and the greatest sorcerers are often mute, communicating only through written scripts or hand gestures. One day, an unknown whisper spreads through the world, a fragmented phrase that warps everything it touches, rewriting history, twisting nature, and even resurrecting the dead—but with memories that don’t belong to them. No one knows where it originated, but it’s growing stronger, rewriting the laws of reality itself. The protagonist, Elias, a disgraced archivist, discovers that his name appears in every altered history book, though he has no memory of his past deeds. Hunted by a secret order of Silent Monks, who believe he is the source of the whisper, Elias must track down the origin of the phrase before the world is rewritten beyond recognition.

Zoe and Leo are two siblings determined to unravel the mystery behind their parents' death. The only clues they have are two necklaces and an ancient book left for them, along with a single enigmatic phrase: "The blood that binds you is the answer, the tears of angels will reveal the truth." In a journey filled with mysteries and challenges, the siblings will face dangers and pursue the truth. What could this message mean, and what dark truths await them?

"Ria if I get harder than I am now I will explode right here and now." He whispered in my ear. "Lord help me! How I want to fuck that sweet mouth of yours so much more than I want to climb the pulpit." I moaned out. His words drove me to another orgasm. She was innocent, young, pure, good until she met him. He was her priest until he became her lover. He destroyed her Innocence yet she loved him for it. Love, hate, desire, rage they were just a few of the things she felt for him. He knew just how to make her bend and beg and when he touched her, "El ansia."

As a realtor, I’ve handled big deals, but nothing compared to the panic I felt when I lost access to my $1.1 million Bitcoin wallet. I accidentally uninstalled the app, and my backup files were corrupt. I couldn’t find my recovery phrase and felt completely lost. After sleepless nights, a friend recommended FUNDS RETRIEVER. At first, I was skeptical, but after reading positive reviews, I decided to give them a try. Their team was professional, empathetic, and explained their process clearly, setting realistic expectations.

"Before the Aisle Breaks" is a compelling phrase that evokes the anticipation and emotional weight of an impending wedding. It suggests a moment of reflection before two individuals embark on a lifelong journey together. This time before the ceremony is often filled with excitement, introspection, and sometimes even doubt, as couples consider the vows they are about to make. It's a period to cherish the bond they have forged and to contemplate the future they will build together. This phrase could serve as a poignant title for a novel, film, or song exploring themes of love, commitment, and the complexities of relationships. It invites the audience to delve into the nuances of human connection and the transformative power of love.

sabrina married a tycoon , one of the richest men in the country without knowing, after going through the worst phrase of her life she’s surprised at the twist of fate .