Two And A Half Men Nude

"Get your hands off me!" she almost shouted, wrestling against my grip, so I held her even tighter. "Put this on!" I groaned, toiling to keep her in place and wishing again I’d worn the damn gloves. The feel of her warm skin under my arm and palm wasn’t helping my focus. "I'm not taking you home like this!" "You don't tell me what to do!" she snapped, thrashing to break free of my hold as I fumbled with the cloak in my other hand, trying to drape it over her bare shoulders. "I'm not going home! Let me go, I said!" "Did you really think I got you out of there just to let you wander the streets, almost naked, like a lunatic?" That stopped her. "What did you call me?!" "LU-NA-TIC." "You... You…! Take your hands off me, you insolent brute!" Enraged, she yanked her arm too abruptly and lost her balance. I caught her, wrapped her in the cloak, and threw her over my shoulder. "PUT ME DOWN!" She shrieked and flailed, but I ignored her, making my way to the Commander’s house, which, thanks to Braa, was only two streets away. Since the entire population was in the square for the ridiculous festival, no one intervened at the frantic cries of the wild creature. No wonder in the ten years I've known the Commander, I've never heard that he has a daughter. She must’ve been kept locked away. Strangely, she suddenly went still and quiet. Had she grown tired, worried about attracting attention, or finally realized how inappropriate it was to show up at her parents' doorstep in this state? She didn’t seem to care before. With every step, my anxiety grew—she was limp. "Hey!" No answer. Seriously?! "Hey, you!" Nothing. A bad feeling crept over me, so I pulled her off my shoulder and into my arms. Her head fell against my chest—unconscious. "Hey! Hey, you!" I shook her, but she didn’t react. Panic surged through me. Had she fainted? Had I held her too tight? Lifting her more securely, I sprinted toward the Commander's house.

I don't know yet what the whole story will be about, so I can't say anything for sure. If you like the beginning, write about what or who you would like to know more about. Now I only know that this is the story of a group of friends who realized that there is only one step from hate to love. Please don't blame me for my English - it's not my native language, but I try my best. If anyone wants to edit the text - I'll be nice to cooperate.

In this world, the real friends of a man are the monsters in his mind. But when you listen to these monsters, you are going to become a monster yourself. Is there any harm in becoming a monster? All men are monsters, or so believed an ancient vengeful spirit. Based on her past experience, all men were impure - impurities desperately hindering fertility - and that all women deserve to be in nowhere other than in her promising sanctuary. All women in the world deserved an eternal peace, who can deny that fact? The vengeful spirit found a solution of reproduction without the need of men, and so, there was no defying reason for the monsters to remain in the grand picture. Why not kill all the men in the world, straight to extinction? Why not clean up the impurities that no veil of justice could hide under the sense of defence? The world was meant to thrive under the sacred care of humanity, not to collapse under the careless cruelty of monsters that were destroying it in the name of leadership or power. In this world, it was not humanity that was at the brink of extinction. But only men were the ones at the brink of extinction, of all possibilities, in the hands of women. Was it morally wrong for Kord and his fellow so-called monsters to fight back?

Earth was once a magical place, where peace and prosperity reigned, but when some people learned the dark side of magic, there is chaos everywhere, it's only up to one person, Derkile. A 17 years old boy is on a mission as a sorcerer to bring peace back to earth, and along the journey he also became a mythical creature, a half human/ half lion. will he be able to face all the challenges that comes up during his mission?, let's find out.

One story, two paths. This world is constantly changing, but one thing will always stay the same. No matter what, people will do what they wish, for better or worse. Titles blend, alliances change, and actions will always speak louder than words. Follow our main characters as they navigate a magical world, choosing their own way of life.

“Why do you always say that I am devious and cunning, and that I am a double-crosser, and that I am cruel and vicious, and that I do nothing wrong? I must solemnly correct you, this is called wisdom and strategy!” “Does it matter? What position tonight? Or do you mean, rotate them all over again?” “Oooh ......” The once adopted daughter, student, sister, and disciple have now each become the leader of a power number...

When Earth fuses with the mystical world of Astralis, chaos reigns as humanity is thrust into a new era of magic, beasts, and survival. Rodensky, once a privileged youth, is forced to abandon his life of luxury after his father’s untimely death. Seeking solace in gaming, he discovers a mysterious RPG world where his lifelong friend, Emmanuel, shares a similar dream: to tame the mightiest creatures in existence. But this dream turns into a harrowing reality when the game world begins to merge with their new reality. Bound by a system of ranks and challenges, Rodensky and Emmanuel face perilous beasts, rival guilds, and the rising terror of the Black Snake Guild, whose leader commands a transcendent dragon. As Rodensky evolves into a formidable beast tamer, his bond with his companions deepens—but so do the mysteries surrounding Astralis’ fusion with Earth. Meanwhile, Emmanuel’s struggle with envy and his own path creates a rift that could shatter their partnership. With the looming threat of a behemoth ravaging their newfound home, and a voice from the shadows calling Rodensky to the uncharted Third Continent, the duo must rise above their limits or risk losing everything.

A young man in his 20s was hit by a truck and reincarnated without a system how will he survive in this new world. There will be harem in this story obviously there will be lemon with some romance and possible gender benders for the freaks out there I'm not judging I like it too. There will be time skips and the world will progress from ancient times to modern life and alternate worlds and MCs children will also grow up and his descendants will also be featured but won't have much screen time hope you enjoy.

We start our adventure at a kids shelter where are mane character is he is a 15-year-old kid who has no parents he always has seen things that others could not see but he thinks its his mind playing tricks on him till one day turns his live around he was attacked by a monster lucky him and his friend got away and some other half-blood picked them up and talked about a camp for half-blood to live and train this camp is called Agora what will Hunter Nekros do will he live or will the fates snip his life string only they know but he is in for a wild ride. Author note: I will be taking ideas from the Percy Jackson books and the series on youtube called origins of Olympus to make my world but I will add my own ideas gods and such but there will be stuff from both. I started this book cuz of an idea I had and I liked making the first chapters so I thought y not see if other people would like to read it to feel free to comment on it if you like it I am not the best speller so feel free to comment on my mistake. This will be my 5 book I have made I will be working on the chapters at my own past for each book but I will put some over the others thank you for trying my books hope you enjoy and my the gods look over you.

Power is Truth! The Iron Chancellor Bismarck once said, "The great issues of the day will not be settled by speeches and parliamentary resolutions... but by iron and blood." Military enthusiast Qin Tian has been reborn as the fifth son of Wilhelm II, Prince Oscar. Originally just wanting to live a carefree life, he unexpectedly becomes the heir to this empire. To save his own life, Qin Tian must think of every possible way to ensure Germany wins the war! Qin Tian’s goal: "With the sword of Germany, to gain land for the plow of Germany, to secure daily bread for the people of Germany, and to fight for sunlit land for the Germanic nation!"

It's about a girl named Ellie born by the goddess of beauty, Aphrodite but under circumstances she had to be casted down to earth where she lives it with her human parents. After many years her biological mother appears to her and tells her everything and how the fate of the world lies on her shoulder yet, she remains reluctant and refuses to accept the fact that she's a goddess's daughter even after realizing her powers would she accept her faith or would she be destroyed alongside the whole world. I know you might say if she is the daughter of a god then she wouldn't die but in this book, anything is possible. Her name is Ellie, Fiery, fascinating, alluring, Ellie, but is she what she seems to be?

An anthology series filled with short stories about the transcendental beings of the Universe! Gods, indifferent and cunning, ruling over multiple worlds! Angels, virtuous and abiding, who serve to bring good (?) to the universe! Men, adaptive and resilient, who remain pawns to their universal chess games of the Gods! And many other beings... Be they good or evil, cruel or righteous, monstrous or normal...

After the abduction of his mother Alex is thrown into a world he didn't know existed. A world that has been hidden from humans for hundreds of years. Here he discovers he's roots and he's true origin

Eldric Freeman, born into the squalor of the Einrich Empire's Red-Light District, dreams of freedom. When he seizes a chance to change his fate through military service, he quickly finds himself thrust into a world as treacherous as the streets he hoped to leave behind. Accused and outcast, Eldric's only path to salvation lies through the Land of Solitude, a merciless wilderness that stretches between him and the Reinbose Republic—land of the free and home of the exiled. As Eldric hopes to reach Reinbose, Einrich soldiers led by Captain Malik Asante hope to capture him and bring him back to Einrich. In this gripping adventure novel, follow Eldric as he hopes to reach the Reinbose Republic with the help of allies and enemies alike, all over the backdrop of an ongoing war between the two powerhouse nations. *Updates Bi-Weekly every other Monday*

Transmigrating into the body of the infamous Demon King, Adira expected a life of power, domination, and ease. Instead, she’s greeted by chaos—a crumbling kingdom, a mountain of unfinished business, and enemies lurking in every shadow. Worse yet, she’s surrounded by a group of dangerously obsessive men who’ve decided she’s their everything. Each man is tied to the chaos of her past actions, but all of them have directed their overwhelming passions toward her. The Demonic Dragon: “Wife, you’ve changed… Let me cherish you forever.” His golden eyes shimmer with possessiveness and dangerous devotion, while a deceptively gentle smile hides his obsessive desires. The Seductive Incubus: “Wifey, let me serve you tonight, body and soul.” His silky voice oozes temptation, his gaze bending reality to his will. If he can’t have her heart, no one will. The Silent White Snake: A silent, watchful guardian with icy eyes that follow her every move. He rarely speaks, but his obsessive actions ensure no one dares get close to his “treasure.” The Sword Demon: “You can’t leave me. You’ve shown me strength and taught me what no one else ever could. I’ll follow you to the ends of the world.” Once a starving boy she trained on a whim, he grew into the fearsome Sword Demon, vowing eternal loyalty and love. The Assassin Leader: “You saved me from those chains, and now I belong to you. Always.” Freed during a slave auction she accidentally obliterated, he’s risen to lead the strongest assassin guild in the land. His devotion is as terrifying as his skills. And that’s not all. More obsessive admirers appear, each more intense than the last. From navigating demon politic stuff to dealing with her dangerously obsessed admirers, Adira must balance power, survival, and her own sanity while wondering: Why the hell am I surrounded by these crazy men?! Join Adira’s adventures as she faces a world filled with peril, passion, and chaos and maybe finds love along the way... if she can survive it.

Did I just get reincarnated to the old self and the old world? What the hell kind of reincarnation is this? And that too no system? Fine. I guess I will do things this time differently. But wait what is these two white bulbs inside my head that I can even internally see. Is that the system? Nope. It's better than I thought.  Follow Aric has he gets access to two different universes, one based on magic and other based on technology. Now he can teleport to two different universes whenever he wishes. Hopping around seems fun! What to expect :  * 1000 words per chapter at least with 4 5 chapters per week  * No harem * Don't expect MC to be a genocidal maniac but he will be ambitious. Discord link - htttps://discord.gg/FpZvvyrHgd

The Half Blood: A Valley of Skinwalkers In the year 2118, terrifying creatures from fiction have become reality. Two hundred years prior, a powerful sorceress unleashed these horrors upon the world. Since then, mankind has fought a relentless war for survival against them. Jamie, a soldier in the US Army, is half a werewolf and half human. He must hide his dual nature from both sides of the world, living in constant fear of discovery. Jamie and his team are dispatched to investigate a mysterious valley where numerous people have disappeared after answering a distress call. What begins as a routine mission quickly turns into a desperate struggle for survival as they face off against a sinister and enigmatic enemy. Jamie must confront the horrors of the valley and the secrets of his own nature as he fights to protect his team and uncover the truth behind the terrifying valley of skinwalkers, pushing his abilities and his humanity to the limit in a battle for survival.

As if witnessing the death of her parents was not enough for her, she watched as her only uncle tried to kill her too. While on the run for their life, Nara falls down a cliff and sacrifices herself so that her brother may live. To her surprise, instead of death, what welcomes her is a strange palace hidden under the sea. The moment she awakens, she is given the empty title of a bride. * A story following a girl as she melts the heart of a cursed god.

A story about a man with great ambitions aspiring to be a great detective that would shake the underground world a man with moral in a world filled with immoral people a man striving for justice for the truth. A world set in the early modern period in a country said to be lost forever in time said to be erased forever in the history of humankind

In the town of Harmony Hills, Sarah, a talented pianist, and Ethan, a skilled guitarist, meet and bond over their love of music. Their friendship blossoms into love as they share dreams and create beautiful melodies together. Ethan confesses his feelings under the stars, and Sarah reciprocates. From that moment on, they embark on a journey of love, their hearts beating in perfect harmony

The beautiful boy, "Aoi Souma," who had been voraciously collecting knowledge, regained the memories of his previous life. It was a near future, but without a doubt, it was still Japan. However, no matter how you looked at it, this world was not a continuation of his past life. The world was heavily skewed towards women in the gender ratio, humanity had awakened to superpowers, and was being threatened by invaders known as "Crangy." For the prosperity of mankind, the societal structure was one where men were controlled by the state, and the norms were drastically different. Women yearned for contact with men, while men engaged in sexual activities out of a sense of duty. In such a society, Aoi Souma, who retained the same sexual desires and sensibilities as in his previous life, was an unusual existence. This is the story of a boy trying to safely and surely establish an ideal harem life within a dystopian society, one that could certainly be called a managed society. ------------ *Note* This is not my novel, I am simply translating it. I have translated this novel up to the latest chapter updated by the author in November 2024, which is Chapter 60. you can find it on : patreon.com/Jenuinez_translation

" Turns out they were real all along... " A half blooded girl named Allyson Bluestone stumbled upon the secrets that the world chose to abandon. Revealing a whole new perspective at how she sees the world now. Upon her journey by joining an organization called " Dixinian Corps ".... prioritizing to prevent casualties caused by creatures called "Specia" who walks among the humans. She and her friends struggles through dispersion of problems as the pendulum of fate is still swinging. ---------------------------------------------

Sharon's life took a drastic turn on her 18th birthday when she became an unwilling host to a mischievous ghost from a parallel universe. This bratty spirit shares her body, transforming her mundane existence. As Sharon navigates this surreal experience, her ghostly companion influences her decisions, altering her worldview. Unbeknownst to her parents, doctors and nonexistent friends, Sharon's dual consciousness brings unpredictable chaos. Her lifelong medical issues now intertwine with supernatural events. Her ghostly bodymate's antics push Sharon's sanity to the brink. As Sharon adapts, she discovers hidden strengths, embracing her new reality. Her otherworldly mindset attracts attention, drawing eccentric individuals and spiritual entities. Sharon's transformation propels her into leadership, altering her relationships and perceptions. With her ghostly companion's persistent meddling, Sharon faces numerous challenges: - Unpredictable decision-making influenced by her bodymate. - Navigating unnoticed possession amidst daily life. - Confronting doctors skeptical of her sanity. - Evading detection by those who would exploit her condition. - Balancing dual identities. As Sharon asserts control, she "levels up," unlocking potential. Spiritual awakening draws more entities, expanding her social circle: - Unlikely alliances with fellow supernatural hosts. - Guidance from enigmatic mentors. - Rivalries with malevolent forces. Sharon's global influence grows, attracting admirers, critics and eccentric disciples. Her transformation tests relationships, forcing her to confront: - Unwanted fame. - Responsibility for her actions. - Loyalty to her ghostly companion. - Self-discovery. Join Sharon's journey as she navigates shared consciousness, supernatural politics and self-empowerment.

Layla Setherin is a mix-blooded vampire princess who hasn’t seen her elder brother, Takeshi, for eight years. She was nine years old when her parents were killed in a fire by vampire hunters. Her mother a cold blooded vampire and her father a warm blooded vampire. Layla meets Prince Ren and wonders why he never wears a shirt, of course, she never asks him why. Takeshi, tries to find Layla a husband by having a ball for her in honor of her return. She meets Prince Raven Cross and they talk about their crests, their family crests that royals and nobles have that represents their family. Ren and Raven don’t get along right away and Raven seemingly threatens Ren, Layla isn’t sure. Layla decides that if none of the princes at the ball suit her she will choose Ren to be her husband. Find out more of what happens to Layla and the others in the book and look forward to getting to know Layla and the others more in “The Hybrid Wars” coming soon.