Your Mumma Jokes

"Come on, you could have had a cleaner kill than that" Mateo grumbles as he kicks the body aside and chases after Alexis. Alexis sighs, "This is the eight assassin, how far is my 'dear stepbrother' willing to go to kill me?" Mateo lets out a grin and says "I don't care if he sends a thousand, Ill fight by your side and burn them to the ground," Alexis laughs and Mateo steps closer. "Come on Heiress, do you not feel the sparks ?" he whispers softly. "You're my fake bodyguard, Mateo, theres nothing between us, this is purely a work relationship..." Alexis murmurs looking to the side. "You know I cant trust anyone," she says, so quietly that it sounds like a whisper, and Mateo takes another step closer, wrapping her in a hug. "Well, you can trust me....Ill always be there for you" __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ A chance encounter between Alexis and Mateo sparks an unexpected connection when he’s assigned to be her “fake bodyguard.” And the more time they spend together, new feelings begin to emerge and the thin line between pretense and reality begins to blur. But can a woman who has never known love and a man who has always been surrounded by it truly learn to love each other? Authors note: I couldn't find the creator/owner/artist of the book cover to give credit, so please contact me if you are the owner and want it removed or your name so I can give credit.

Emma Dee has it all: brains, beauty, and a career she loves. She is young, she’s living her best life—except for one small hitch. She doesn't have boyfriend!!! but she has a better plan: she’s going to have a baby her way. No dating disasters, no messy emotions just find the perfect sperm donor. Until she met William. Emma’s meticulously organized life starts to unravel when the maddeningly charming and unpredictable William stumbles into her world. Suddenly, her perfectly crafted plan doesn’t seem so perfect anymore. With her orderly life turned upside down, Emma is forced to confront the one thing she swore she didn’t need—love. In this witty, laugh-out-loud journey of self-discovery and unexpected twists, Emma learns that sometimes the best-laid plans are the ones you toss out the window. Will she stick to her solo mission, or is her heart about to rewrite the script? Smart, sassy, and delightfully unpredictable—this is a story about rewriting the rules and discovering what it really takes to have it all.

[Welcome to the 4th Dimension] Ari is a girl who's best friend committed suicide on her 20th. After being sent down a depressed spiral a gift from her aunt gives her a way to bring her back. Using a unique glass of milk she's sent to the 4th Dimension, a place where lost souls can be saved and returned Now with the help of a talking panda bear and some new friends she journeys through to retrieve the souls of people who have taken their own lives and save the life of her lost friend.

"One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces..." "A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh. Ezekiel 36:26."

"Sayang, dimana minuman hangatku?" "Ini, minumlah dan tidur yang nyenyak" sahut Yohanna sembari meletakkan segelas susu di hadapan Jonathan. "Sayang, aku alergi kacang. apa kamu lupa?" respon Jonathan melihat segelas susu almond di hadapannya "Ops... benarkah?" sahut Yohanna kaget "Hampir saja kamu tidur nyenyak selamanya" lanjutnya dengan senyum kecil

Shourya Verma, a powerful and charismatic CEO, owes his success to the Malhotras, who raised him after his parents’ tragic demise. Groomed to lead VerMal Industries, Shourya is poised to marry Meera Malhotra, a talented painter and the daughter of his benefactors.But when his carefree younger sister, Saanvi, reveals a secret love affair with a middle-class man, Aditya, Shourya faces an impossible choice. Blackmailed into a hasty marriage with Aditya’s sister, Vedha, Shourya sacrifices his love for Meera to protect his family’s honor. With hearts shattered and alliances broken, Shourya and Vedha must navigate their tangled relationship. As hate and misunderstandings collide with fate, can love blossom in the midst of chaos? Or will the scars of betrayal linger forever? Destined to be Yours is a tale of sacrifice, heartbreak, and the power of love to heal even the deepest wounds.

⚠️ Murders Warning ⚠️ Lorence Addison was heiress of one of the most influential group of the country. But she was greatly despised and hated ( why you ask?) Well!! she was said to be useless and have extremely hideous to look at face which she covered with the thick, long bangs of her's. After her mother's death (who was the sole supporter of her) her stay- in father immediately married another woman named Estelle. She was sent to somebody else's company in the name of gaining 'experience' by her own relatives just so they could rule over the group when both owner and the heiress gone. After getting a glow up and getting her confidence back, Lorence or Lori in short isn't willing to sit still and do nothing, will she? How will she get back on the people who have hurted and bullied her ? What are the supernatural things she will experience? What are the powers that were awakened after the "accident ?" What is she actually is ? This novel is for those people who love crazy and psychotic FL. Hello guys, this is my first novel and you can probably tell by how wordy and out of place everything is. I'm a complete newbie in writing so, don't judge my poor writing skills. I'll try my best to improve as I keep on writing.

“Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” -George Bernard Shaw Kim Mihi, or Mia, was a Tech Lead in a gaming company, working a 9–5 job and leading a monotonous life. But one day, due to an accident, she gets reincarnated into the body of a 13-year-old girl in a different but similar world. Will she live the same life again or fulfill her lost dream of becoming an idol? Currently its on hold due to lack of reviews. this is the first time I am trying to create a novel. Please add you thoughts. ^^ Thanks!

Story of a chuddy girl who never find a perfect love , friends and family Will she fall in love ....

Kade is an all time detective, tracking down the Golden Killer. The Golden Killer is a mafia boss, who only kills using his powerful golden gun, so precise that most bodies are found with less than 2 bullet holes, having died instantly after the first in most cases. So what happens when a dangerous criminal falls in love with the detective tracking him down?

Pain.... Flashing images.... Memories mixing..... Cold....so cold Resentment.....so much resentment filling his bones..... 'If only I can do it again'

In a bustling city, a dedicated nurse named Alice struggles to make ends meet while caring deeply for her patients. Her life takes an unexpected turn when she meets lance, the most powerful and feared man in the city .Despite their contrasting worlds—Alice’s humble, hardworking life and Lance’s reckless nature—they are drawn to each other in an intense romance. As their relationship deepens, Alice discovers that Lance is battling his own demons, and she must decide whether to help him find redemption or protect her heart from the chaos that surrounds him. Together, they navigate the challenges of love, trust, and the harsh realities of their lives, ultimately learning that love can be both a sanctuary and a battleground.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

“What do you think you are doing with my father?” Henry asked in panic. “Giving him a son he would be proud of,” I replied with a slight smile. ••• The famous Musk family were known for their riches and prestige, but mostly because Hozier Musk, who came from nothing, had made a name for himself. Along the line, he realized his sons had become arrogant with his wealth. So he decided to put them to a test. He disappeared from their lives for eight years, but he gave his son a task, and whoever won would own a greater share of his wealth. Now Henry, his second son, married a wife who helped him build his reputation and wealth till he was richer and more successful than his brother, but he ended up divorcing her. But as fate might have it, Emily, his ex-wife, met his father, and she took matters into her own hands. But it doesn’t end there, as things got drastic really quickly. 

Doris Liam Julius is a 16 year old girl who lives in poverty. With her unemployed mother, having unstable jobs of a father, and a lazy older sister, she struggles to live thinking about everything that exist on her eyes. A wounded young girl figuring out the life she wants to have, the struggles she endures, and the constant pressure from everything. Doris tries to do everything she can, just to be able to provide the needs and wants of her family.

In a world bound by divine power and the unyielding rule of the Drakonhart empire, Dante Blackwell—an author—finds himself reincarnated into his own dark novel as Lucian Westwood the holy saint. Before he realizes he is trapped, it happens fourteen times over. doomed to regress forever, will Dante escape the prison written by his own pen? or will he, the creator, become a destroyer of his own creation. "I wouldn't be back here again, if there was no world left to get back to" Note : The novel might often contain tragic, sensitive and dark elements. Extra tags: #rebirth #highfantasy #graveborns #witches #nonhumans #summons #shadowmancers #bloodmages #royalfamily #wizards #mindcontrol #schemes #nobles #fantasyworld #curroption #manipulation #assassins #plottwists #deicide #filicide #patricide #multipleleads

After her sister's betrayal, Khloe Marshall's life takes a huge turn. She was forced into an arranged marriage with a crippled stranger with a slim chance of escape. Desperate to break free, Khloe flees, only to get hit by a car driven by the conglomerate heir, Nevian Allerick — also a multi billionaire and every girl’s dream suitor. In exchange for the freedom she seeked, Nevian offered her a contract marriage to avoid her arranged union. What happens when Lance Allerick, her ex-financè comes crawling back? What of her growing feelings for Nevian Allerick who turns out to be Lance's estranged brother?

"I've been searching for you everywhere. You're even more beautiful than I remembered. Your smile still lights up my world. I won't let you slip away again. You're mine," Rihan whispers to himself as he gazes at her photo on social media. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Meet HANDSOME RIHAN SHAH AYAN AND PRETTY RIDA MAHA FAROOQ!!! Rihan Shah Ayan, the powerful CEO of RSA Enterprise, is known for his dominant and controlling personality. Back in college, he had a quiet crush on a village girl named Rida Maha Farooq, but after graduation, their paths never crossed again. Rida Maha Farooq is a kind, shy, and resilient young woman who lived in a village. She dreamed of writing novels and had a deep love for reading. While studying in college, she spent most of her time in the library, immersed in books and ideas. Now, years later, the question remains: will fate bring them together again? Will the connection they once shared reignite, or has time and distance changed everything? To know about it, then read destined to be yours.

In the vast multiverse, a legendary being named Sahil Patel stands at the pinnacle of existence. His status transcends the boundaries of mere mortals, as he possesses unimaginable power and a plethora of talents that defy comprehension. Sahil is not bound by conventional limitations; he is a master of reality itself, equipped with a system that grants him the ability to edit anything according to his desires. Upon the moment of his birth and integration with the system, Sahil and his boundless capabilities become intertwined, forging a connection that ensures their lives are inseparable. The system, sworn to never harm its master in any way—physically, mentally, or otherwise—exists solely to aid Sahil in his adventurous journey through life. Sahil Patel's attributes are beyond quantification, with levels exceeding 999 in every conceivable category. His eyes possess unparalleled vision, including the Eye of Heaven, All-Seeing Eyes, Eye of Technology, Eye of True Vision, Eye of Insight, Pupil of Time and Space Nirvana, Omniscient Eye, and more. As for his class, occupation, and talents, Sahil boasts an extensive array of SSSSS+ level abilities, including Endless Extraction, Multiverse Extraction, Dream Maker, 100% Drop Rate, Elemental Control, Game Clone, Permanent Buff, Illusion, Monster Merging, and countless others. These talents are locked, waiting to be unlocked at Sahil's whim, offering a vast array of possibilities for his journey. His bloodline remains shrouded in mystery, and his mana/Qi is limitless. Sahil possesses an innate Dao Body, a Gamer Body, a God Emperor Glazed Body, and various other divine physiques that make him an immortal force to be reckoned with. Sahil's Dao is an Ultra-Ancient Supreme God-Level Dao, and his aura is that of the Lord of Aura, complemented by the Banished Immortal Aura emanating from the Ultimate Star. Halo-wise, he is the Lord of Halo, while his charm level stands at an astonishing 999+. Titles such as Undeniable Charm adorn Sahil's legendary persona, and his magical prowess is infinite. His skills include Instant Mastery*100 million, Magic Barrier, Soul Detection, Calm Aura, Absolute Control, and many more. Martial arts and soul weapons are in abundance, with an infinite variety at his disposal. The powers and abilities bestowed upon Sahil include the reality-editing prowess of the Reality Editor, the vast knowledge of the Digital Library of Heaven Path + Ai, and the omnipotent skill of All-Creation. His inventory consists of enigmatic items such as the All-Rounded Void Camera, King Treasure, and Quantum Smart Phone. Sahil's personal shop transcends imagination, containing everything from movies, TV series, novels, games, comics, cartoons, anime, and more. He even possesses a Minecraft world with creative and survival modes, a world-travel ability, and a pocket world under his absolute control. In summary, Sahil Patel, the Perfect Embodiment with Meta Probability Manipulation, stands as an unrivaled force in the cosmos, wielding the power to shape reality itself and embark on an adventure beyond the limits of imagination. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AN OVERPOWERED CHARACTER THT YOU CAN WISH

"Never fall alone." Taking those words to heart, was a young soldier. The battle stormed on as reinforcements from both sides arrived. Left and right, allies and enemies alike, fell. Before long, each side was exhausted; the atmosphere was moist in blood, and the air stenched of corpses. The young soldier shouted out in determination as he realized his allies were losing. The young soldier and fellow soldiers watched as his enemies shouted gleefully; reinforcements had come. The battle would not end to their liking. "For the kingdom!" A friendly soldier shouted. "For our friends!" Another voice screamed. "For our families!" One echoed. "For our lives!" One ended. Then, the chanting soldiers were plowed through, limbs dismembered, heads decapitated, and lives destroyed. But still, the young soldier stood strong; his sword was tall, and his spirit was wild.