Your Mumma Jokes

This is a story of a kind orphan who, unfortunately died in an accident. Well, lucky him he was able to reincarnate in another world! Now, for his goal. I don't really know, we are not that close. But, because of his kind personality, I think he will just end up going around helping people out there... Or will he? He might just become tainted by evilness that is going on around him and turn into a madman who desire nothing but to kill and rampage everywhere... it's highly unlikely though. Enough with the guessing, go and read it. I'm going to sleep first! . . . Chapter Realese Days: Saturday and Tuesday. This have short chapters only at the start, but I made it 1000+ words per chap

Your Darkest Fantasy: A Collection of Steamy Stories. Dive into a world where your deepest desires come to life. Your Darkest Fantasy is a seductive collection of short, steamy tales that explore the irresistible and forbidden. From clandestine meetings under the cover of night to unspoken passions igniting between friends, each story pushes the boundaries of temptation and indulgence. Let your imagination run wild as you experience the thrill of surrender, the allure of danger, and the heat of unrestrained passion. With every tantalizing page, you will be drawn deeper into a realm where fantasies turn into reality, and nothing is off-limits. Indulge in Your Darkest Fantasy where pleasure knows no limits and every desire is fulfilled. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher. CopyrightAQUAHGODDESS Disclaimer: I do not own any of the pictures all credit goes to their rightful owner Warning: contains mature scenes enter at your own risk

Lady Isabella, a free-spirited and fiery noblewoman, lives life on her own terms. She spends her nights gambling, drinking, and revelling in the local pub, much to the dismay of her father, Lord Griswold. However, her carefree existence is turned upside down when Sir Leofric, a ruggedly handsome and charming but temperamental knight, announces his intention to marry her during an honour party thrown by her father. Isabella is horrified, having never wanted to be tied down to a man like Leofric. She resents his controlling nature and fears losing her independence. Yet, as they spend more time together, Isabella finds herself drawn to Leofric's charisma and passion, despite his rough exterior. As their wedding approaches, Isabella must confront the battle within herself. Will she choose the freedom and wild lifestyle she's always known, or succumb to the allure of Leofric's charm and risk losing herself in the process? As she navigates this tumultuous journey, Isabella discovers that true love and surrender can be the greatest freedom of all.

Title: unexpectedly your's Seven years ago, Mia Carter made the biggest mistake of her life, falling into the arms of a mysterious stranger after a night of heartbreak. What she didn’t know was that the man she made an unforgettable mistake with was Adrian Sinclair, heir to the powerful Sinclair empire. When that single night leaves Mia pregnant, she vanishes without a trace, determined to build a new life for herself and her son, Liam. Now, fate drags her back into the storm. Under a new identity, Mia finds herself working as the assistant to the formidable Eleanor Sinclair, Adrian’s calculating grandmother, who quickly grows fond of both Mia and her son. But Eleanor's kindness hides a dangerous truth, she knows exactly who Mia is… and the secret she's been keeping. When Adrian returns to the company, he’s drawn to the quiet assistant and her son in ways he can’t explain. The more time he spends around them, the more familiar Liam seems — his habits, his expressions — until a devastating truth unravels before him. Liam is his son. As Adrian confronts the betrayal, Eleanor schemes to erase Mia and Liam from Adrian’s life — pushing him toward a loveless engagement with a woman of "status." But Adrian refuses to lose Mia again. With their love reigniting and their son caught in the crossfire, they must fight against secrets, lies, and the weight of the Sinclair legacy. But just when it seems they might find their way back to each other, a shocking accusation from Mia’s former best friend threatens to destroy everything — leading to an explosive ending that will leave hearts broken and fates uncertain. Because some secrets refuse to stay buried… and some love stories are far from over.

[Welcome to the 4th Dimension] Ari is a girl who's best friend committed suicide on her 20th. After being sent down a depressed spiral a gift from her aunt gives her a way to bring her back. Using a unique glass of milk she's sent to the 4th Dimension, a place where lost souls can be saved and returned Now with the help of a talking panda bear and some new friends she journeys through to retrieve the souls of people who have taken their own lives and save the life of her lost friend.

Warning: Adult Content R18+ Tags: Reverse Harem, Beastmen, Comedy, Transmigration. To fend off her pursuer, Wen Shi traveled through different realms to find the constellation that holds her ticket to godhood. Living different personas with one tangent point: Enemy of Mankind. What will happen to this foul-mouthed ghost with no inkling of romance after finding she stumbled on a world filled with shapeshifting men? And the gist? She had to incorporate their Yang body with her intense Yin physique to survive. "Yang Donor? Bullshit! Isn't that just a euphemism for a sperm donor with dumb theatrics?" Who will be bold to tame her wild antics and crude ways? Will they be able to claim this old ghost's heart? Disclaimer: Cover Image not mine. Credits to the rightful owner.

Ara's revenge has been sitting cold for the last seven years. She's gone through different hells and has survived high waters. There's only one thing that kept her alive: vengeance. The Siedels, the clan of her greatest love, drove hers to death over and over again. She could never forget and will never forgive. She will pluck out every single person who did her wrong. She will kill anyone who will dare to stop her. But-- she got pregnant... By Luke Siedel. At first, she thought it was a hindrance to her plan. Later on, she realized that this is the greatest opportunity she could never grasp again: the perfect way to hold the Siedels by their neck, the perfect way for them to kneel before her, the perfect way to avenge her family. After all, revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Never fall alone." Taking those words to heart, was a young soldier. The battle stormed on as reinforcements from both sides arrived. Left and right, allies and enemies alike, fell. Before long, each side was exhausted; the atmosphere was moist in blood, and the air stenched of corpses. The young soldier shouted out in determination as he realized his allies were losing. The young soldier and fellow soldiers watched as his enemies shouted gleefully; reinforcements had come. The battle would not end to their liking. "For the kingdom!" A friendly soldier shouted. "For our friends!" Another voice screamed. "For our families!" One echoed. "For our lives!" One ended. Then, the chanting soldiers were plowed through, limbs dismembered, heads decapitated, and lives destroyed. But still, the young soldier stood strong; his sword was tall, and his spirit was wild.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

In the legendary RPG game World of World Online, there exists an NPC of immense power and wealth—Elysia De Ravilis, the highest-ranking Secretary General Manager of the World Union, the most powerful guild that rules the entire game world. Twenty years after the game’s completion, a former player unexpectedly reincarnates into Elysia’s body. As the child of the Emperor Swordsman and the Supreme Magician Queen, Elysia possesses nearly limitless wealth and strength. With the goal of achieving immortality, Elysia, known for her cruelty in the game lore, meets a fatal end and is replaced by another character. However, the new reincarnator is indifferent to reputation and legacy. Embracing her role as a ruthless dictator, she will stop at nothing to maintain power and reshape the world to her will. In a world governed by RPG mechanics and system notifications, her every move carries weight, but her disdain for morality and her willingness to rule with an iron fist may be her greatest strength—and her greatest danger.

He came home after six years and found her in their house, it had been only a few days and she avoided him like a plague and this hurt his ego, he tried every way to communicate with her but she lowered her gaze whenever he was around. She was very lonely while he had a loving family, he had money flowing at his feet, he could get anyone with a snap of his fingers but his heart craved her, but did he know her story?No!Only his parents and sister knew because when they took her in she was lonely, she was injured on some parts of her body, she was unconscious and had regained consciousness just last month and this month he came, she avoided him with the help of his sister sometimes, she barely spoke because he was very stern and too much friendly sometimes. Aahil and Ahlam

"One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces..." "A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh. Ezekiel 36:26."

The story of the greatest villain is about to arrive

"Sayang, dimana minuman hangatku?" "Ini, minumlah dan tidur yang nyenyak" sahut Yohanna sembari meletakkan segelas susu di hadapan Jonathan. "Sayang, aku alergi kacang. apa kamu lupa?" respon Jonathan melihat segelas susu almond di hadapannya "Ops... benarkah?" sahut Yohanna kaget "Hampir saja kamu tidur nyenyak selamanya" lanjutnya dengan senyum kecil

Shourya Verma, a powerful and charismatic CEO, owes his success to the Malhotras, who raised him after his parents’ tragic demise. Groomed to lead VerMal Industries, Shourya is poised to marry Meera Malhotra, a talented painter and the daughter of his benefactors.But when his carefree younger sister, Saanvi, reveals a secret love affair with a middle-class man, Aditya, Shourya faces an impossible choice. Blackmailed into a hasty marriage with Aditya’s sister, Vedha, Shourya sacrifices his love for Meera to protect his family’s honor. With hearts shattered and alliances broken, Shourya and Vedha must navigate their tangled relationship. As hate and misunderstandings collide with fate, can love blossom in the midst of chaos? Or will the scars of betrayal linger forever? Destined to be Yours is a tale of sacrifice, heartbreak, and the power of love to heal even the deepest wounds.

“Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” -George Bernard Shaw Kim Mihi, or Mia, was a Tech Lead in a gaming company, working a 9–5 job and leading a monotonous life. But one day, due to an accident, she gets reincarnated into the body of a 13-year-old girl in a different but similar world. Will she live the same life again or fulfill her lost dream of becoming an idol? Currently its on hold due to lack of reviews. this is the first time I am trying to create a novel. Please add you thoughts. ^^ Thanks!

Story of a chuddy girl who never find a perfect love , friends and family Will she fall in love ....

Herald Willow has been cursed and in an attempt to find a way to remove it , he finds himself learning of an ancient secret . This story digs into the late seventeen century and back into the ancient last eras of the Babylonian empire in Mesopotamia . Let your mind travel through time ! The story of a slave , of an orphan and a curse born of love and pain . Henric , a simple orphans in the late seventeenth century gets a magical mirror with a trapped soul inside it . All he will want is to kiss the beautiful boy he sees I. it's reflection just once . And there the trouble begins . A story of magic , of love , of honour and duty . A story that will leave you just wanting to turn the next page . Read and enjoy yourself . This story has more detail and focus than my other works . Check out my other novels ; Our last chance and My lost Beloved Corpse .

Kade is an all time detective, tracking down the Golden Killer. The Golden Killer is a mafia boss, who only kills using his powerful golden gun, so precise that most bodies are found with less than 2 bullet holes, having died instantly after the first in most cases. So what happens when a dangerous criminal falls in love with the detective tracking him down?

Pain.... Flashing images.... Memories mixing..... Cold....so cold Resentment.....so much resentment filling his bones..... 'If only I can do it again'

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

“What do you think you are doing with my father?” Henry asked in panic. “Giving him a son he would be proud of,” I replied with a slight smile. ••• The famous Musk family were known for their riches and prestige, but mostly because Hozier Musk, who came from nothing, had made a name for himself. Along the line, he realized his sons had become arrogant with his wealth. So he decided to put them to a test. He disappeared from their lives for eight years, but he gave his son a task, and whoever won would own a greater share of his wealth. Now Henry, his second son, married a wife who helped him build his reputation and wealth till he was richer and more successful than his brother, but he ended up divorcing her. But as fate might have it, Emily, his ex-wife, met his father, and she took matters into her own hands. But it doesn’t end there, as things got drastic really quickly.