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Synopsis: Summoned to Rule Joseph, an ambitious Nigerian student preparing for his university entrance exam, suddenly finds himself ripped from his world and thrust into the war-torn Kingdom of Mythrendel. Summoned as a "hero" to fight against an invading empire, he is furious to learn that there is no way to return home. But just when he thinks things can’t get any worse, King Azrael makes a shocking decision—Joseph will not be sent to battle, but instead, he will be crowned the new king. Now, trapped in a medieval world filled with political intrigue, looming war, and a kingdom on the brink of collapse, Joseph must navigate royal court politics, outwit scheming nobles, and find a way to survive in this unfamiliar world. But as he begins to uncover secrets hidden within the castle walls, he realizes that being king might be more dangerous than the battlefield itself. Thrown into power against his will, can Joseph outmaneuver those who seek to control him, or will he become a puppet in a game of thrones?

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Please note that this work of fiction is not safe for work (NSFW). It contains words, scenes, and phrases not suitable for audiences below 18. Be aware. —All the characters here are 18 and above— Synopsis Okumura Kouhei is in love with Saonji Hina, but she’s as cold as ice and doesn’t let anyone get close—she's like a flower that’s impossible to reach. However, everything changes when Kouhei uncovers a secret about Hina that turns his world upside down. To make matters even more complicated, members of the student council decide to get involved, adding to the chaos swirling around him. And let’s not forget about his neighbor next door, who seems to have her own agenda. What will happen to Kouhei now that he’s stumbled upon something he wasn’t meant to discover as a mere human? *** Join the discord! https://discord.gg/gt4CDGkpEM

It is the English version of my book named No Pera [In Bengali] which stands for No tension in English It is a pretty relatable book because it's like a book about the friendship and bond. Its Funny too.... trust me.......

It all started on 28, May, 2011… A football game was played, an unforgettable memory was created, and a dream was born with it. ‘I want to play ball!’ It all ended on 12, May, 2018… Another football game was played, another unforgettable memory was created, and a dream was killed with it. And it all changed on 18, December, 2022… Another football game was played, another unforgettable memory was created, and with it, a miracle was created. {Your plea for a miracle has been answered!} {Congratulations! You have received a reward: Ultimate Football System!} This is the story of Sam, a young Nigerian whose passion for football created a miracle. With his miracle, watch the boy dominate the world of football, break countless records, climb the all-time rankings, and establish himself as the G.O.A.T, the Greatest of all time. Watch Sam become the God of football.

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Oswin Durnvale, a weary fast-food worker from modern-day Earth, never expected his life to end so abruptly—nor to begin anew in the body of Fray Nightshade, a somewhat wealthy but reclusive young man in a world reminiscent of early modern Europe. Struggling to adjust, Oswin finds himself in a world on the brink of crisis. As Oswin navigates this unfamiliar world, he stumbles upon a forgotten part of Fray’s inheritance—an old violin and a book of hymns dedicated to the Water Spirits. Driven by nostalgia for his past as a musician, he plays the melodies, unknowingly invoking a force beyond human understanding. To his shock, the spirits answer. Magic is real in this world, but it comes at a cost. Power is not given freely, and the more Oswin demands, the greater the strain on his body and mind. With each song, he inches closer to the unknown, toeing the line between a gift and a curse.

In the bustling streets and underground arenas of Bangkok, Tayo Anurak fights to carve her identity. Born of Nigerian and Thai heritage, she trains tirelessly in Muay Thai, striving to earn her distant father’s approval. As the top fighter in his gym, her skill is unmatched, but her father’s acknowledgment remains elusive. Drawn into the brutal underground fighting scene, Tayo faces risks that push her beyond the limits of discipline. Amid the chaos, she crosses paths with Yuthana Yi-jun, a rival fighter whose charm and skill challenge her in unexpected ways. Their rivalry blurs into something deeper as they navigate the brutal world of illegal matches, family secrets, and personal ambition. In her quest to prove herself, Tayo must confront her past, embrace her identity, and decide what truly matters.

This novel is inspired by novels where heroines can hear the villain's inner voice, but the main character is the protagonist in the original story not the villain whose voice audible to the heroines. No NTR ---- Chen Fan descends from the mountain after learning from his master for 10 years. The purpose? Of course, to enjoy life and reach the pinnacle of greatness. But there’s something strange about the girls he meets… ---- A/N : This is my first novel, and since English isn't my native language, I kindly ask for your understanding regarding any awkward phrasing or grammatical errors. Your feedback is greatly appreciated.

I have a dream that... will take over all kinds of races in the world beauties... The ordinary farmer's son Kells, because of the contract with the unknown creature Fat dragon and embarked on a fantasy journey, the future dream is to collect all kinds of girls' pants, build a great harem mercenary group! Countless vulgarly happy adventure story in It keeps happening during the journey, joyful and funny, passionate, love and justice...

Please note that this work of fiction is not safe for work (NSFW). It contains words, scenes, and phrases not suitable for audiences below 18. Be aware. Leon was your typical guy, perceived as weak in his school because his skills hadn't awakened, even though they usually did at the coming of age. He attended the prestigious Milham's Magic Knight Academy, where snagging the top spot meant automatic entry into the esteemed position of a Magic Knight in the country. Unfortunately, Leon found himself in the lower caste, labeled the most useless student. To top it off, he was tossed into a class that served as a sanctuary for oddballs and delinquents. Yet, he couldn't care less, as becoming a Magic Knight wasn't his goal. Everything shifted when he crossed paths with Shredica, a woman hell-bent on becoming a Magic Knight at any cost. Observing Leon's lack of ambition and his apparent detachment from the academy's pursuits, Shredica saw an opportunity. She decided to exploit him as a pawn in her ascent through the academy's hierarchy. Yet, unbeknownst to Shredica, Leon was not the complacent, unremarkable figure she presumed him to be. *** Join the discord! https://discord.gg/gt4CDGkpEM

Phephisa is a gripping and thought-provoking novel that delves into the intricate web of mental health, trauma, love, and resilience. When a seemingly perfect life begins to unravel, trauma re-merges exposing the sinister underbelly of exploitation and abuse. As the protagonist navigates her own struggles with anxiety, depression, and childhood trauma, she finds herself entangled in a dangerous world where exploitation and manipulation lurk. With each step, she must confront the shadows of her past and the harsh realities of being a woman. This powerful debut novel sheds light on: 1. The silent struggles of mental health. 2. The resilience of survivors. 3. The underbelly of exploitation Through raw emotion and unflinching honesty, Phephisa urges readers to confront the darkness, seek help, and support those affected by trauma and exploitation. My goal is to spark empathy and understanding, rather than provide a factual account. I encourage readers to explore reputable sources for a deeper understanding of this critical issue. Note: Certain quotes, phrases, and references throughout this book are attributed to various online sources, memes, and cultural phenomena. Where possible, original authors have been credited. However, some sources may remain uncredited due to lack of attribution or anonymity. Trigger Warning: This novel addresses mature themes, including mental health struggles. Some scenes may be triggering or disturbing. Please read with caution and prioritize your emotional well-being.

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In a world where words shape reality, people wield “Whisper Magic” to alter existence itself. However, speaking too much drains life force, and the greatest sorcerers are often mute, communicating only through written scripts or hand gestures. One day, an unknown whisper spreads through the world, a fragmented phrase that warps everything it touches, rewriting history, twisting nature, and even resurrecting the dead—but with memories that don’t belong to them. No one knows where it originated, but it’s growing stronger, rewriting the laws of reality itself. The protagonist, Elias, a disgraced archivist, discovers that his name appears in every altered history book, though he has no memory of his past deeds. Hunted by a secret order of Silent Monks, who believe he is the source of the whisper, Elias must track down the origin of the phrase before the world is rewritten beyond recognition.

"Fake it till you make it" It was a phrase that became Leo's only hope for survival as he was forced to play the role of the biggest big boss when he was nothing more than a small fish. Set in a world where Earth is riddled with natural disasters and humans must migrate to new planets onboard massive arc ships, this novel follows the journey of the Skyshard brothers Luke and Leo as they fight against their fate and rise to the top from the lowest of lows. --------------- A/N - This novel will explore the concept of misunderstandings and a MC whose real strength is over exaggerated through a rigged system. It will be a humorous blend of concepts such as Sci-Fi, Fantasy, MMORPG and Slice Of Life into one novel. If you are tired of conventional novels and are looking for something new, This book will definitely satisfy your itch, so please give it a try! Discord - https://discord.com/invite/PPhnY3ZAqH

“Once upon a time, a human dared to trespass into the territory of the dragon clan,” the Silver Dragon Queen narrated from a book, “A self-proclaimed dragon slayer, a master swordsman, challenged the queen of the dragon clan.” “Humans, they truly overestimate their abilities!” The dragon clan’s young princess, Xia Yi, laughed, “Mother, what happened next?” “What do you believe happened, my dear daughter?” The Silver Dragon Queen responded with a laugh. “Isn’t it obvious? The dragon slayer must have faced a humiliating defeat!”

Tang Lin, a descendant of the Tang family, lives the life of a wealthy person and when her uncle comes to visit after a year of going abroad, he reminds her of her childhood husband. She got “married” to a little boy when she was younger. Their parents and Tang Lin meant it as a funny joke, however, the man intended to marry her for the rest of his life. Lu Shen, Tang Lin’s childhood husband, is the CEO of the Lu Group and he is the wealthiest man in the capital.

The main character suddenly gets transported to another world after sneezing. But contrary to the funny way he got there, the world itself isn't funny at all. It's dangerous, full of monsters and the worst creatures of all ― humans.

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

Richard Blake was a talented but overlooked Nigerian midfielder with dreams of making it to Europe. When his team is two goals down in the semifinals of a national tournament, his fate seems sealed—until a mysterious system activates. With a game-changing Star Card that grants him the vision and skill of Kevin De Bruyne, Richard sparks a comeback that catches the eye of a European scout. But the system’s power is temporary, and if he wants to rise to the top, he’ll have to prove he’s more than just a moment of brilliance. In the world of football, it’s win or get left behind.

Zoe and Leo are two siblings determined to unravel the mystery behind their parents' death. The only clues they have are two necklaces and an ancient book left for them, along with a single enigmatic phrase: "The blood that binds you is the answer, the tears of angels will reveal the truth." In a journey filled with mysteries and challenges, the siblings will face dangers and pursue the truth. What could this message mean, and what dark truths await them?

Our youths times are the special times of our life. We get to explore the world, hangout with friends, go through some sad times and break ups but we always had friends to fall back on. This story is about 15 teenage Nigerian boys and girls studying abroad has they go through happy times and sometimes hardship, they are always and Forever Laughing and Vibing.

sabrina married a tycoon , one of the richest men in the country without knowing, after going through the worst phrase of her life she’s surprised at the twist of fate .

Fifteen year old Alex Johnson's life in the bustling city of New York is anything but ordinary. Raised by his single mother, Alex has always felt a little out of place, but he can't quite put his finger on why. That is, until the day he discovers the truth about his father he's not just any man, but a demigod descended from the powerful deities of Nigerian mythology. When his mother decides it's time to reconnect with their roots, Alex is uprooted from his familiar surroundings and finds himself in Bayelsa, his hometown in Nigeria. As he adjusts to his new environment, he learns about his father's heritage and the rich cultural traditions that come with it. Navigating his new reality is no easy feat, especially when he feels like a stranger in his own land. The pressures of being a demigod, combined with the expectations of his newfound family, weigh heavily on his young shoulders.

When the zombie apocalypse hits, high schooler Mira teams up with her snarky best friend Elliot and the mysterious, crowbar-wielding Alex. Armed with nothing but a broom (yes, a broom), Mira leads the ragtag crew through a zombie-infested town. Soon, their biggest battles aren’t just against the undead—they're against hunger, exhaustion, and the question of why they're even fighting in the first place. Rom-Com Zombie Apocalypse is a wild, funny, and a bit existential tale of friendship, survival, and finding meaning in a world gone mad.

Mr. Green is a former yakuza leader who arrives in Romania, where he will become a detective and help solve several cases, some funny, others in which his very life is at stake.

Adam, a kind, sweet and down to earth boy whose only priority in life is to make his mother happy and proud of him meets Siri, a mute girl who changes his whole perspective of life and teaches him to follow his dreams. love happens when they least expect it and these two go on a journey of self discovery. ****** This story has a Nigerian setting unlike my other novel. foreign words are being translated in italics. Thanks for giving my book a chance. ❤️Emilyanna.

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In the bustling streets of Lagos, we follow the journey of Emeka, a young and determined Lagos boy from a struggling family. Raised amidst societal pressures and economic hardship, Emeka faces personal struggles from a young age, especially with his father's alcoholism and abusive behavior towards his family.Despite the challenges, Emeka dreams of thriving in the city as an Igbo youth, aiming to carve out a name for himself that commands respect and awe. His interests lie in becoming physically stronger, mastering street fighting skills, and navigating the complexities of relationships with women.Emeka's closest ally is Ayo, a deadly cultist feared by many, who stands by Emeka's side through thick and thin. Along with other friends and a wise mentor, Emeka navigates the gritty streets of Lagos, facing adversities such as the gruesome death of his father and the gang rape of his sister by a group of cultists.The novel delves deep into the intricacies of romance, family ties, and friendship, all against the backdrop of a city teeming with danger and opportunity. With a mix of Pidgin English, Yoruba language, and standard English, the characters come to life, each with their unique struggles and aspirations.As Emeka and his companions confront rival gangs, societal injustices, and personal demons, they strive to rise above their circumstances and claim their place in the vibrant tapestry of Lagos life. "City's Edge: The Rise of Emeka" is a gripping tale of resilience, ambition, and the enduring power of brotherhood in the face of adversity.

Even seemingly quiet lives hold deep, dramatic stories Adelani has always been the kind of woman people overlook-a quiet, conservative church girl, dutiful and measured. But beneath her composed exterior lies a woman shaped by displacement, heartbreak, and a hidden wild streak she dares not name. After years of moving between cities in Nigeria, she has finally settled in Norwich, UK, where she is still finding her footing. Yet, home is a slippery thing when you carry the weight of expectation on your shoulders. When her paths crossed again with Alexander an older, professor from her time in university - her world tilts. He is unlike anyone she expected to love, and their attraction is immediate, undeniable. But love is never simple, especially when ghosts of the past refuse to be buried. A familiar name reappears-Dayo, the Nigerian ex who once shattered her trust. And with it, a triangle of longing, loyalty, and unresolved history begins to take shape. As Adelani navigates love, family, and the cultural pressures of being a Nigerian woman who dares to want something different, she harbors a truth that defies expectation: she does not want children. It is a choice that shocks those around her-a quiet rebellion against tradition, against the life that was supposed to be hers. But the past has its own way of creeping back, and when a secret side of her life comes to light, everything she has carefully built is at risk of unraveling. Bold yet intimate, *No Small Lives* is a deeply personal exploration of identity, love, and the quiet revolutions that shape us. Because even the quietest lives carry storms within them-and no life is ever truly small.