Are Pandas Stupid

Synopsis: Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Lila Prescott is a florist whose life revolves around the language of flowers, each bloom she arranges whispering emotions she cannot bring herself to express. After the tragic loss of her fiancé, James, Lila has buried herself in her shop, The Petal Whisperer, using her work as a shield against her grief. But when Elliot, a quiet and mysterious customer, begins frequenting her shop to buy violets—flowers symbolizing faithfulness—Lila finds herself drawn to his story. As their bond deepens, Elliot’s struggles to reconcile with his estranged sister mirror Lila’s own battle to confront the past and move forward. Through flowers, poetry, and moments of vulnerability, Lila learns that love, loss, and hope are intertwined, much like the petals of a bouquet. Can she find the courage to let go of her grief and open her heart again? Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue is a heartfelt journey of healing, connection, and the enduring power of love.

Synopsis of "My Friends Are Gods" Han Li was an ordinary young man from Earth, plagued by bad luck and endless struggles to secure a stable job. Despite his hardships, he remained unaware of his innate talent: a remarkable gift for cooking. His mundane life came to an abrupt end in a tragic accident, only for him to wake up in a mystical cultivation world, reincarnated by three divine beings. These gods, who reveal themselves as Han Li's mysterious benefactors, grant him a second chance to uncover his hidden potential and reshape his destiny. As he navigates this new world, filled with magical beasts, powerful cultivators, and breathtaking landscapes, Han Li discovers that his culinary skills are not only extraordinary but also possess the power to influence those around him—gods included. Tasked with cooking meals for these celestial beings while learning to survive in a world governed by strength, Han Li embarks on a journey of self-discovery. Along the way, he encounters friends, rivals, and challenges that test his resolve. Each dish he creates becomes a step toward mastering his unique gift, proving that even in a realm of power and combat.

“9th Class Low Grade Familiar.” He was shocked to find that he had summoned the weakest familiar that could be. Only when he saw the status, he couldn't help being more shocked. "Hypnosis? Why can no one else see this? What even is this skill?"

"The body can't be lazy! New mission alert: Spend a night with the Duke!" Everhart, a bookshop owner, is killed during the raid of her shop. She dies, but wait a moment—she’s not gone for good. She finds herself transported into the romance fantasy book The Almighty Prince of Arderla. The situation doesn’t seem so bad, right? You might think so. But what was the system saying? "Congratulations, Ivy Everhart! You are now Ivy Everhart, the cannon fodder wife of the villain in the book!" That’s it. Ivy Everhart has become a cannon fodder character who stands as an enemy of the crown prince and the villain. But wait a minute—there’s a twist. The system can help her. According to it, she’ll survive if she makes the villain fall in love with her and fixes her reputation. Do you think the system's task is easy? Will Ivy be able to change her fate as cannon fodder in the book?

Cassian's heart skips a beat when the girl he secretly admires, Isabella Rose, suddenly declares herself his girlfriend. She's a captivating mystery, adored by him yet seemingly invisible to everyone else. As their relationship blossoms, strange occurrences and unsettling questions arise, leading Cassian on a journey to unravel the truth behind her secrets and face the consequences of their undeniable connection.

This is a story is about how a girl named Pisces has been reincarnated in to a world where she had met her fated lovers again after beginning born in to a noble family as she built her own nation to unite the land under her family banter

"The power is forged only by bathing in the blood of fallen enemies." "Every drop of blood spilled that stains the world strengthens the path to eternity." "Return favors twofold, and resentment, betrayal, and pain a thousandfold—let them fall before you." "Make the gods tremble before you, for there is no being in heaven or earth that cannot be destroyed." "If the heavens block your path, destroy the heavens. If Buddha stands in your way, kill Buddha. As long as you are strong, your will becomes the will of the world." When I began my path to cultivation, I was instructed with these phrases. They told me this was the common Dao followed by cultivators. They said cultivation is a thorny journey with limited resources. They said for one to ascend, millions must fall. Immutable rules. A predestined fate. This was the legacy left to us by our ancestors who forged the rules of cultivation. These ancestors chose a Dao of violence and domination. But I did not accept it. I mocked it. I did not want to be part of this solitary world of violence and battles. I could not accept stepping on and massacring my brothers and sisters to become stronger. Wars. Trials. Conflicts. Betrayals. A lonely journey to become the ultimate existence. I did not want to accept it. I did not accept it. I, let me say it, I did not want to cultivate.

Welcome to the kingdom of Blundertopia, where logic takes a vacation and chaos reigns supreme! Meet Sir Wrongalot, a clumsy knight armed with a bent pool noodle and an unshakable (though completely unwarranted) sense of confidence. Alongside his trusty goat Buttercup—who wears a mushroom as a hat—and a band of equally ridiculous misfits, Sir Wrongalot embarks on quests so absurd, even the gods are confused. From stealing royal biscuits to orchestrating a British teaparty under siege by giant pigeons, no task is too foolish for this ragtag crew. With each chapter more hilariously nonsensical than the last, Stupid will have you laughing, groaning, and questioning how such a book even exists. If you’re ready for a story filled with exploding teapots, biscuit battles, and a goat that may or may not be the true hero, then grab a bo’ele of woter and dive into the stupidity. Because sometimes, life’s greatest adventures are also its dumbest. Warning: This book contains excessive silliness, questionable logic, and one very smug goat. Proceed with caution (and snacks).

Was It wrong that he was born as an omega with his siblings being an alpha? Ethan Aoki is the youngest out of the triplets of the well-known Alpha family. His whole family are all alpha thus his parents separated him from them. ~~ "Am I a tool for you to use for the sake of your happiness?! You made me go in heat then you made you're own husband sleep with me in order to have this child! How dare you do that to me Elise?!" said ethan. "You are an omega ethan, that is one of your job as an omega so you should be lucky that my husband was able to impregnate you" "I have my own life! I have a lover whom I love! You can't do this to me!" ~~~ Lock away by his own family in order to hide the truth from others. He was betrayed by his own flesh and blood, by the time he was free, he discover that even his lover betrayed him too. draft (0)

Transmigrating with a system into a sadistic romance novel is a bit overwhelming for Paige at the age of 34 and being a Hikikomori. "You are the protagonist of this world." She stated while the system directly shocked her left and right for disclosing the storyline to the male lead on her first day. A system trying to satisfy the creator, a shut-in that can't take care of herself, and a teenage male lead catching himself infatuated with the wrong person. The more time passed, the more everything went out of control, as apparently nothing had been as it seemed. A dark version of the typical system trope. WARNING: BLOODY, GORE, ANIMAL ABUSE, MENTION OF RAPE, DRUGS, YANDERE....

Reincarnation, OP System, Ultimate Race, I Have It All! ————————————————————————— This novel was created based on ideas and imaginations that came suddenly. ~DimensionalEater

Based on a true story of a young girls thoughts and feelings

Aria, a young and beautiful woman, is drawn to the darker side of life. She loves the thrill of the unknown, the rush of adrenaline that comes with taking risks. And when it comes to men, she has a type: tall, dark, and handsome, with a hint of danger lurking beneath the surface. That's why she's immediately drawn to Ryder, a brooding and intense stranger who walks into her life one fateful night. He's everything she's ever wanted in a man, and more. As their relationship deepens, Aria finds herself becoming increasingly obsessed with Ryder. She loves the way he makes her feel, the way he touches her and kisses her. But Ryder has a dark side, and Aria soon finds herself trapped in a cycle of desire and obsession. As their relationship continues to escalate, Aria must confront the darkness within herself and within Ryder. Will she be able to break free from the cycle of desire and obsession, or will she succumb to the darkness that threatens to consume her? "How Naughty Are You" is a romance novel that explores the darker side of desire and obsession. It's a story about the dangers of unchecked passion and the importance of confronting the darkness within ourselves.

Everything seemed to be normal until an unexpected marriage that changed her life. Shen Ning once vowed that she would never get married because she loved someone else. But due to a misunderstanding they weren't together...and decided to let go of her feelings for him. After being married for almost half a year, she realized that her husband was considerate of her so she decided to take her marriage seriously. Then what will happen when her long time crush comes back to her and clear the misunderstanding? Will she rekindle her feelings for him? Or will she keep the promise she made to her husband to grow old together with him? Husband vs seven years long crush

Transmigrating into the body of the infamous Demon King, Adira expected a life of power, domination, and ease. Instead, she’s greeted by chaos—a crumbling kingdom, a mountain of unfinished business, and enemies lurking in every shadow. Worse yet, she’s surrounded by a group of dangerously obsessive men who’ve decided she’s their everything. Each man is tied to the chaos of her past actions, but all of them have directed their overwhelming passions toward her. The Demonic Dragon: “Wife, you’ve changed… Let me cherish you forever.” His golden eyes shimmer with possessiveness and dangerous devotion, while a deceptively gentle smile hides his obsessive desires. The Seductive Incubus: “Wifey, let me serve you tonight, body and soul.” His silky voice oozes temptation, his gaze bending reality to his will. If he can’t have her heart, no one will. The Silent White Snake: A silent, watchful guardian with icy eyes that follow her every move. He rarely speaks, but his obsessive actions ensure no one dares get close to his “treasure.” The Sword Demon: “You can’t leave me. You’ve shown me strength and taught me what no one else ever could. I’ll follow you to the ends of the world.” Once a starving boy she trained on a whim, he grew into the fearsome Sword Demon, vowing eternal loyalty and love. The Assassin Leader: “You saved me from those chains, and now I belong to you. Always.” Freed during a slave auction she accidentally obliterated, he’s risen to lead the strongest assassin guild in the land. His devotion is as terrifying as his skills. And that’s not all. More obsessive admirers appear, each more intense than the last. From navigating demon politic stuff to dealing with her dangerously obsessed admirers, Adira must balance power, survival, and her own sanity while wondering: Why the hell am I surrounded by these crazy men?! Join Adira’s adventures as she faces a world filled with peril, passion, and chaos and maybe finds love along the way... if she can survive it.

Is an ancient sacred treasure capable of breaking through five realms continuously! Lin mu: no it’s a bag of chips. Is that the ancient Nether Phoenix king of astral beasts! Lin mu: it is merely a sparrow. Is that indomitable sword retribution! Lin mu: that is only a stick. Follow Lin mu’s journey whilst adding sprit points along the way.

Here are poems I have written, they are not very good.

Blakely Arcas is a socially dense 15-year-old who hates wasting her energy on unnecessary things. "Why make the bed if I will be getting back into it later on?" "Is it really necessary to spend four years with a bunch of loud, obnoxious teens just to get a piece of paper? How about we cut the time in half? Make it two years instead. More time to sleep". When a new VR MMORPG is released, her best friends make her play it. "What do you mean I can be or do whatever I want in the game?! I want.... I want to be a Panda!" *I do not own the cover; please don't sue me. I will take it down, I swear! *

Sharon's life took a drastic turn on her 18th birthday when she became an unwilling host to a mischievous ghost from a parallel universe. This bratty spirit shares her body, transforming her mundane existence. As Sharon navigates this surreal experience, her ghostly companion influences her decisions, altering her worldview. Unbeknownst to her parents, doctors and nonexistent friends, Sharon's dual consciousness brings unpredictable chaos. Her lifelong medical issues now intertwine with supernatural events. Her ghostly bodymate's antics push Sharon's sanity to the brink. As Sharon adapts, she discovers hidden strengths, embracing her new reality. Her otherworldly mindset attracts attention, drawing eccentric individuals and spiritual entities. Sharon's transformation propels her into leadership, altering her relationships and perceptions. With her ghostly companion's persistent meddling, Sharon faces numerous challenges: - Unpredictable decision-making influenced by her bodymate. - Navigating unnoticed possession amidst daily life. - Confronting doctors skeptical of her sanity. - Evading detection by those who would exploit her condition. - Balancing dual identities. As Sharon asserts control, she "levels up," unlocking potential. Spiritual awakening draws more entities, expanding her social circle: - Unlikely alliances with fellow supernatural hosts. - Guidance from enigmatic mentors. - Rivalries with malevolent forces. Sharon's global influence grows, attracting admirers, critics and eccentric disciples. Her transformation tests relationships, forcing her to confront: - Unwanted fame. - Responsibility for her actions. - Loyalty to her ghostly companion. - Self-discovery. Join Sharon's journey as she navigates shared consciousness, supernatural politics and self-empowerment.

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Royce tells the historical story that happened thousands of years ago and the contemporary romance he had with his father rival daughter unknowingly. Irreplaceable is a mixture of both the historical and contemporary story. Please like, comment and share.

What happens when Stacey convinces Leo to join her, and her friends as they explore an abandoned mental asylum? As they delve deeper into the long dark hallways, they learn they aren't alone. What else is in there with them? When Leo and Stacey don't return home the next morning people grow worried. Are they dead? Or worse, trapped? Book two of The Lost series. Trigger warning: SCARY!!! Mentions of abuse, suicide, self harm, drug and alcohol abuse, and murder.

A war hero turned teacher accidentally unleashes an ambitious vampire who wants to dominate the world.

【Exile + Farming + Spatial + System + Opening Up + No CP】 Just as she crossed over, she was tragically exiled, but fortunately, she had a spatial dimension at her disposal. Rob the house? Rob the air instead. Chen Xue immediately emptied out the Chen Family Estate, from the floor to the bed curtains, even the garden and lake were not spared. She even moved away the several thousand kilograms of food that her enemies had planted to frame her. When the enemies came to ransack the house. The enemy was dumbfounded, “Where are the things? The several thousand kilograms of supplies I secretly placed?” One of the household servants said, “Sir, apart from rat droppings, there’s nothing in the Chen Family residence.” A colleague remarked, “Sir Chen is so honest, there’s not a grain of food in the house, and even the family sleeps on the floor.” Chen Xue said, “My family is really poor, there’s not even a single grain of rice in the jar, we’re so poor we can’t even afford to cook.” So, everyone knew that there was a Mr. Chen in the capital who was struggling and penniless. Chen Xue’s Father: “Whoever says my family is struggling and penniless, I’ll take issue with them!” Chen Xue’s Mother: “It was our daughter who said it.” Chen Xue’s Father: “Ahem, well then, that’s okay.” Chen Xue said that exile was very difficult, not only enduring the wind, sun, rain, but also lacking sufficient food… The convicts and constables sneered, “Go on, we are the ones exiled, you’re practically on vacation.” Among the exiled group, the Chen family lay in the carriage, drinking tea, eating dried fruits, playing Go, leisurely cultivating vegetables in the spatial dimension, and when craving, exchanging snacks like spicy strips from the system, living quite contentedly.