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Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Michael Alastair was the punching bag of Wisteria High—a powerless outcast in a world dominated by supernatural abilities. Bullied, broken, and abandoned, his only solace was dreaming of a better life he’d never have. But dreams mean nothing when you're cornered by your tormentors. When their cruelty goes too far, Michael's life is snuffed out in an act of senseless violence. Only... death wasn’t the end. [NEW TALENT UNLOCKED: WRITER'S LEGACY] [RANK SSS] Awakening in a dark void, Michael is greeted by a system—an unusually sarcastic one with a flair for insults and tough love. But this isn’t just any system. The Bully System gifts Michael with an SSS-rank talent, granting him powers beyond imagination—and a mission: to rise above everyone who wronged him. Now reborn, Michael will show the world what happens when the bullied become unstoppable. Revenge, redemption, and chaos await as he takes on his bullies, challenges the supernatural world, and uncovers the secrets of his system. After all, the best payback is living stronger than your enemies ever dreamed.

Before they got married, Laurent already knew that Dave Washington had another woman in his heart, yet she still chose to marry him because Dave had always been the one she loved. She loved Dave, but his heart belonged to another woman. It was said that this woman loved another man, who happened to be Dave's illegitimate half-brother. Laurent believed that having a child would secure their shaky marriage. Until one day, the woman Dave loved finally told him, "Actually, the person I love is you." Laurent had devoted her youth and energy to this sensational and messy love story, only to helplessly watch it collapse. Heartbroken, she chose to divorce. She thought Dave's infidelity would make her easily give up on the house, car, and property during the divorce, with the only request being custody of their daughter. But to her surprise, Dave insisted that she was unfit to raise their daughter and refused to give her custody. In order to fight for her daughter, she embarked on a long and exhausting legal battle. She said to him, "You're so persistent—aren't you worried your lover is waiting for you anxiously?" Dave smiled and replied, "If you have time to worry about her, you might as well get a new lawyer." In a fit of rage, she threw a cup of water in his face. "Dave Washington, you're despicable!" Yes, every lawyer she hired was bought off by him with large sums of money. Finally, disheartened, she gave up custody of their daughter and decided to leave the country to heal. But he sent someone to intercept her at the airport...

Three years ago Conquest was released, redefining virtual reality and gaming. ‘An entire world on a server. Dive in and play the RPG to end all others; explore, create, conquer. LIVE!’ It became an overnight phenomena worldwide. Dave Ruster grew up without a family to speak of, he had few friends and fewer prospects. He lives in the same small town where he graduated from high school, and works long hours at a low-paying job that barely pays for rent and the food on his table. He can’t afford college, but at least he is not out on the streets. His life is going nowhere, stuck on a treadmill. Until chance, karma, or providence, call it whatever you believe in, intervenes. Suddenly, David’s circumstances change. Injured and unable to work, he’s about to lose what little he has. His fate balances where crisis and opportunity go hand in hand. He can risk it all, seizing the opportunity to make circumstances work for him, potentially going further and higher than he ever dreamed. Or he can accept his fate and watch life from the sidelines Join Dave as he puts all his aspirations and hopes, all that he is, into the game he always wanted to play, Conquest! It will be a journey of adventure and discovery, victory and loss, as he strives to create a new future for himself, in-the-game and In Real Life. **** Story is currently being proofed by our Lord Sambraga! (chapters 54+) so please bear with the mediocre quality of writing in the first chaps, it gets much better later on!****

Leslie and Richard fall in love with each other and they got married. Karen was not in support but for the sake of her mother's happiness she supported her. However, Richard son Dave has no interest and sees them as a gold digger. He doesn't want a step sister. He's a cold hearted guy and also a flirr What happens when Karen and Dave attend the same the same school and Karen has a crush on him. But he's like a brother to her Will they fall in love. Ride with me on this novel!!.

After the 3 hero of justice deafeted the demon king of abyss.Siegfried the hero of all magic get a deadly damage.He thought he will die and he open his eyes he found himself reincarnated in the duke's household

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

After nearly been killed by his classmates, Dave found himself running along the street until a giant meteor strike hit him. Moments later, he woke up only to find the world around him in chaos. It’s an Apocalypse! [Welcome user, you have been granted the beast taming system!] [Combat Skill: Black Belt] [Swordsmanship Skill: 100% Skilled] [Gun Shooting Skill: 100% Accurate] [All Skill has been Maxed out, but Energy point is needed to tame, control and summon beasts] To obtain energy points, he needs to be in an interaction with the opposite gender; a female. The interactions were things that Dave hadn’t done before, but he was more than excited to try it all. “Is it just to kiss to obtain energy points? I’ll gladly kiss her.” “Wait that isn’t enough? I need to explore her body instead? Okay, no worries!” With this, he had another side goal, and that was to create a harem of girls to aid him in his journey to become strong in this chaotic world. Join Dave as he became even more stronger, tamed numerous beasts, and fought down whosoever stands against his goals.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

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Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

Dave was a serial killer who killed for thrills. When he was caught, he thought this would be the end of him. But as destiny would have it, he was transmigrated into the world of magic and swords. In a world of no rules and regulations, where strong rules the weak, a serial killer like him has no place. Killing is so normal in this world, that the thrill he yearned for, isn't there. He soon finds himself creating chaos worldwide to get a thrill from somewhere. While doing so, he starts becoming something inhumane.. Something demonic. ——————————————— This book is also being hosted on Royal Road and scribble hub.

Dave is an architect, he led a good life before dying by falling pipes, killing him instantly. When he thought he was going to heaven. God told him. "You are going to hell" He was truly shocked. There is only one chance, so he did what he must do... Dave begged for forgiveness. Until God gave him a chance to redeem himself. It is to become the most Benevolent Ruler. And so Dave's journey started to beome the best and benevolent Ruler in the entire world!

Nora pestered Dave for twelve years. Eventually, Dave agreed to marry her. On their wedding day, Nora was arrested for a murder case. She was jailed for 4 years and later released from prison for not having a concrete evidence to prove she was the murderer; She is still a suspect. After 4 years, How and why??? She decided to clear her name and seek for her children and Ruby. Will she be able to save Ruby and her children? Will she also uncover the truth and clear her name?

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Doctor Dave Sheeran was saddled with two things; finding his brother's killer and protecting an unknown lady from that same serial killer who watches his every move with keen interest...........

Luca Alastair is the son of Hades, unfortunately. And by divine assumptions, the noun of the sixth calamity, one of the seven great calamities that would threaten the extinction of the world. And with his self attributed wish to die, Luca must run past the clocks of fate and surpass the expectations of his father. And what could beat fate, than an unspoken cheat, a system interface.

Michael doesn't remember two things— his last name, or how his irrelevant existence became its very opposite after he joins a dual force with a hot milf; a girl named Lexa. But his self encrypted directive is inscripted in bold letterings to his heart; "DEFEAT THE HIERARCHY. ATTAIN THE LUST GOD TITLE." And by sealing a contract with Lexa, he intends to achieve both. However, on this gruesomely driven adventure, Michael must learn to place responsibilities over his emotions and try not to get killed from his recklessness. And with an inconsistent Mage User System Interface before him, his actions are endearingly protected. At least, until he uncovers the mystery behind the Monarchy... An assassin build. A magic type whose power is based on stealing mana of other rankers... will this overwhelming ability and his co-operation with Lexa help his primary and lustfully driven goals? I guess we have to find out... Read now! Warning; Raw Smut Scenes.

Jenn Douglas doesn't know what to do when her brother David is wrongfully accused of stealing company funds. But hope comes in the form of a billionaire named Dave Peters, who offers to marry Jenn just so he can take control of the family business. But Clement, Brain's cousin, who has been jealous of Brain's success, looks for a way to annul their fake marriage. The married couple flees abroad but that doesn't stop Clement. Will Clement succeed in his schemes? Will the fake marriage end after a year as the contract says?

Main Characters: Asher Ross: Age: 26 Personality: Carefree, thrill-seeker, lives in the moment. Loves violence and chaos but secretly craves respect over fear. Backstory: The Beta of shadow creek pack, Asher is Ethan’s younger brother. Detached and ruthless, he was content with his dark nature until Kiara made him question his purpose and emotions. Desires: To live life on his own terms, win Kiara’s heart, and earn respect in the pack without bloodshed. Kiara Grant: Age: 32 Personality: Empathetic and intelligent, yet torn between duty and desire. Quiet but never timid, she struggles to reconcile her feelings with her moral compass. Backstory: Daughter to the powerful Elder of shadow creek pack. Mated to Ethan. She loves Ethan, but when he disappears, she develops feelings for Asher who turns her life upside down. Conflict: Torn between loyalty to Ethan and passion for Asher. Ethan Ross: Age: 34 Personality: Controlled, methodical, and perfectionist. Prefers brains over brawn and commands loyalty with his sharp intellect. Backstory: Alpha of shadow creek pack, Ethan is deeply respected by his pack. Emotionally distant until meeting Kiara, she becomes his first love and mate. His sudden disappearance leaves chaos in his wake. Desires: To maintain his iron grip on the pack, protect Kiara, and uncover the truth about his betrayal. Matteo De Luca: Age: 38 Personality: Charismatic, manipulative, and calculating. A master strategist who values control above all else. Can be charming but has no qualms about exploiting others for his gain. Backstory: Alpha of Fang pack, Matteo is a rival to the shadow pack. He harbored a grudge against Ethan for his father’s death. Desires: To destroy the shadow creek pack and get revenge for his father’s death. Supporting characters Mark and April grant-Alpha and Luna of Blackthrone pack. Mae blooms-kiara best friend Dave Winfield - Asher best friend. Nan Mia - Asher and Ethan caretaker since their parents death. Expanded Plot Outline: Inciting Incident: Kiara receives a call from Asher on the eve of her wedding to Ethan. telling her that Ethan had gone missing. Her parents calls off the wedding as a result. Three years later, Ethan still isn’t found. Asher and Kiara had gotten close, and there’s sizzling chemistry between them. And one night. The desires won and they had sex. Rising Action: Event one Ethan’s Return: Ethan unexpectedly returns, A week after Kiara and Asher had sex. Ethan reveals he was kidnapped and nearly killed. A stranger saved his life. But He had been in a coma, unable to contact anyone. Event two Things are not the way Ethan left it. Asher is now the Alpha. Ethan asked his brother to step down for him. But Asher refuses. The pack elders decided to carry out a vote and Ethan wins. Asher is angry. And His anger intensifies when his brother announced Kiara and his wedding. Matteo gets close to Asher and takes advantage of his anger, he suggests to Asher to use dark magic to take the throne and have kaira. Event Three The Ultimatum: Kiara struggles with her feelings for both brothers. She tries to keep her distance from Asher. But the chemistry couldn’t be denied. And Ethan keeps asking that they get married. Ethan notices sexual tension between Kiara and Asher and starts investigating. He subtly interrogates his men and uncovers whispers of Asher’s feelings to Kiara. Event four The Discovery: Kiara learns there may be more to Ethan’s kidnap than he let on. She discovered documents of a secret meeting Ethan two weeks before his disappearance, raising questions about Ethan's involvement in his own kidnapping. She confronts him, and Ethan becomes defensive and accuses her of infidelity. She denies the accusations and Ethan believes her and apologizes which led to a night of sex. Event five Asher’s Deal: Asher finds out that Kiara had sex with Ethan. He is Angered and accepts Matteo plans. However Matteo had a ulterior motive to make

When all nine Stars were opened completely, it would be equivalent to having nine Dantian. (Most unique point to the Nine Star Hegemon Body Art.) This is a Yang (阳) cultivation method, specific to males. Once he managed to completely condense his FengFu Star, he would be able to store an extremely large amount of spiritual energy. Then he could attempt to agglomerate his blood vessels and enter the Blood Condensation stage, thus becoming a true martial artist. As the FengFu Star grew larger, his physical body also changed with it and became stronger. The FengFu Star was just like a spring nourishing his whole body. His current transformation made him greatly different from his old self. Each Star requires ‘nine transformations’ to become perfect.” The other most peculiar aspect of the Nine Star Hegemon Body Art was that while ordinary cultivators had to cross only nine Heavenstages for each cultivation realm, Long Chen has to go through thirteen Heavenstages to enter the next realm. Besides, after the ninth Heavenstage, each increase allowed his power to explosively multiply.

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

Miles Daves, a young boy shunned by his high level clan and bullied for his inability to awaken a magic element, lives like an injured wolf licking its wounds in solitude. With no place to belong, he endures the darkness of isolation, until a fateful accident awakens his long-hidden magic: the mysterious element Golem. An element no one has ever heard of, far beyond the known strange elements like Mirror, Sword, or Summoning. Now, with this untapped, ancient force at his command, Miles sets out on a journey of vengeance and self-discovery. Battling enemies, uncovering hidden truths, and forging his own path, he rises from the shadows to shine as a force to be reckoned with. Watch as Miles Daves transforms from the weakest of outcasts to an unstoppable star in a world that underestimated him. (He can make golems of every element later on)

Vincent is just a regular Mexican American mechanic living in Harrison Minneapolis. But after dying by an unknown cause, he reincarnated in the Lower East Manhattan set in the early 2000's, where 50% of the population posses superpower's known as meta abilities. Now a half man/dog hybrid living with a mysterious sociopathic dad. Vincent has been abused and force to murder and eat people because his meta ability allows him to enhance his body by consuming human flesh and only human flesh alone. As he cannot digest anything other than that. Living 10 years under his roof until Vincent manage to cultivate enough strenght to kill his dad. Finally free from his influence, he strive to leave the apartment and redo his second life. Managing to apply as a mechanic again thanks to his new found friend and co-worker Dave, a caring and casual mechanic that has black scale's, a carapace that blocks his eyes and a meta ability that grants him enhanced hearing. Unfortunately. Vincent knows that his second chance in this world won't go well due to the cannibalistic side of meta ability. Leading him to a dark path where he hunt's down criminals, villains, thugs, drug lords and even some occasional vigilantes at night. Just to satiate his hunger. But will he be able to keep his secret and hunger intact? ( on hiatus )