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PANDUAN MERAYU MANUSIA UNTUK IBLIS PEMULA

Apa jadinya kalau Raja Iblis baru malah minta maaf duluan sebelum menakut-nakuti manusia? Kenalin, Mammon—calon Raja Iblis yang lebih mirip pegawai administrasi kantor kelurahan neraka. Alih-alih menyiksa jiwa-jiwa tersesat, dia lebih suka ngitung jumlah setan aktif di Excel dan bikin laporan tahunan. Tapi sayang seribu sayang, takdir berkata lain. Sebuah ramalan kuno (yang kayaknya diketik sambil ngantuk) tiba-tiba menunjuk Mammon sebagai Raja Iblis selanjutnya. Tapi sebelum duduk di singgasana neraka, dia harus lulus ujian konyol: bikin satu manusia jatuh cinta padanya dalam 100 hari—dan dia harus tahu kalau Mammon itu iblis! Kalau gagal? Dilempar ke Jurang Kegelapan, tempat paling serem yang bahkan iblis-iblis aja pake Google Maps buat cari jalan pulang. Berbekal sebuah buku panduan absurd berjudul “Merayu Manusia untuk Iblis Pemula”, yang ditulis kira-kira 1000 tahun sebelum manusia kenal deodoran, Mammon pun turun ke bumi. Untung dia gak sendiri—dia ditemani Pip, asisten sekaligus kucing sarkastik yang hobi ngatain bosnya sendiri. Tiap kali Mammon gagal (dan dia selalu gagal), Pip tepuk tangan dengan sinis, kadang sambil rekam buat konten TikTok neraka. Tiap hari Mammon nyoba teknik-teknik gombal zaman batu: ngasih bunga plastik, ngajak dinner di kuburan, atau baca puisi sambil terbang terbalik. Hasilnya? Dihina, ditampar, disiram, bahkan pernah dikira pengamen. Sampai akhirnya, di pertengahan deadline, Mammon ketemu Lara—barista cantik, ceria, dan punya tawa yang bikin iblis lupa neraka. Mammon yakin: ini dia target terakhirku! Tapi Lara bukan cewek biasa. Dia terlalu pintar buat jatuh cinta sama gombalan basi dari buku kuno, dan terlalu baik buat langsung kabur. Jadilah Mammon makin sering malu-maluin diri sendiri, makin banyak moment cringey, dan makin sering diceramahi Pip soal "how NOT to flirt 101." Masalah makin runyam ketika musuh lama Mammon, Astaroth, ngirim Vepar—iblis ganteng, cool, dan punya suara kayak penyanyi K-pop—buat rebut hati Lara. Sekarang Mammon harus bertarung demi cinta... dengan buku tua, kucing sarkas, dan tekad yang hampir nyerah tiap Senin. "Panduan Merayu Manusia untuk Iblis Pemula" adalah novel komedi romantis paling gila sedunia: penuh kekonyolan, kegagalan, dan sedikit harapan, soal bagaimana cinta bisa muncul bahkan di tengah-tengah misi neraka yang absurd. Siap-siap ketawa, greget, dan berkata: “APAAN SIH NIH CERITA… TAPI GUE SUKA!”
Muyasa07 · 12.1K Views

HERE IS HOW TO GET IT BACK SAFELY HIRE ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST

At 49, my life is the result of both calculated risks and deeply painful betrayals. As an economics lecturer at Harrington University, I teach students about market fluctuations and financial strategy. But the most profound lessons I share come not from textbooks, they come from my own personal experience with loss, betrayal, and eventual recovery. WhatsApp info: +12 (72332)—8343 Before stepping into university classrooms, I was a high school teacher at Westbridge High. Quietly and methodically, I built a $370,000 cryptocurrency trading portfolio. What started as a side project became a private triumph, a reflection of my deep understanding of economic principles, cultivated through discipline, patience, and analytical thinking. But ambition can invite envy. Email info: Adware recovery specialist @ auctioneer. net  Some of my old friends from Westbridge, once trusted confidants, became resentful as they learned of my growing financial success. That resentment turned malicious when they orchestrated a sophisticated phishing attack. It came through a seemingly harmless email. One careless click, and just like that, everything was gone. My savings, my sense of security, and my faith in people I had known for decades vanished in an instant.  The aftermath was paralyzing. Though I reported the theft, the digital trail seemed impossibly complex. I felt isolated, betrayed, and utterly lost. Then a colleague referred me to Adware Recovery Specialist, a cybersecurity firm that specializes in digital financial fraud. Within just 32 hours, they recovered my compromised email, traced the attack, and compiled a detailed forensic report. The evidence was airtight, IP addresses, time stamps, even messages exchanged by the perpetrators. Website info: h t t p s:// adware recovery specialist. com  Thanks to their work, I took legal action. Faced with irrefutable proof, my former “friends” settled quickly, agreeing to pay $300,000 in restitution to avoid criminal prosecution. Today, back at my desk at Harrington University, I bring more than just economic theory into the classroom. I teach about risk, trust, digital vulnerability, and most importantly, resilience. I share my experience not to scare, but to prepare. Because no amount of expertise shields you completely from deception. But with the right allies, even the worst chapters can be rewritten. Yes, I still trade crypto. But now, I do it with triple-layer authentication and a much more guarded heart. Every time I log into my secured accounts, I think of Adware Recovery Specialist, not just for recovering my funds, but for restoring my belief that justice, with the right team, is possible. Because sometimes, the most valuable recovery isn’t just financial, it’s personal.
Susan_Sosnowski · 1.2K Views

Can I Get You?

Ernest pria yang sangat kompeten dan ambisius, ia masih berkuliah namun juga sambil berkerja pada suatu hari ia bertemu wanita cantik di malam prom event kampus, Julya namanya. Setelah malam itu Julya mengejar-ngejar Ernest selalu membuntuti Ernest di mana pun ia berada, dan selalu merayu Ernest. Pria bertubuh kekar dan memakai kaca mata itu sangat di sukai Julya entah karna matanya yang berwarna biru terang atau karna pria itu sangat tampan dan bertubuh kekar. Julya wanita berambut oranye bak bulu rubah dengan mata berwarna hijau yang selalu mengikuti Ernest dan menyatakan perasaannya dengan gombalan andalannya tanpa di ketahui Ernest, Julya mempunyai kekasih beda falkultas namun Julya masih menggerayangi Ernest. Pada suatu malam Ernest memberanikan diri untuk menelpon Julya duluan setelah sekian lama Julya yang duluan menelpon Ernest. "Halo, julya.. kalau kau ada waktu ayo kita makan bersama dengan keluargaku dan bawalah keluargamu juga kita bahas hubungan kita, aku menghindari pacaran untuk jenjang yang lebih serius" Ernest berucap dengan tegas, suaranya yang berat membuat Julya saat itu tersadar apa yang ia lakukan, malam itu Julya di beri obat tidur oleh pacarnya dan ia di perkosa, saat ini Julya membelokan matanya ia memegangi selimut menutupi tubuhnya. "Ernest.. kau serius?" Tanya julya tak percaya. "Kalau kau tidak mau.. hmm.. tidak lupakan-" "T-tidak bagaimana kalau... hari sabtu nanti?" Tanya Julya. "Mm.. baiklah akan ku beri tau lokasinya" "Hmm.. baik!" Ernest menutup teleponnya dan dengan kegirangan Julya buru-buru memakai baju dan pergi dari hotel itu. Apa yang akan terjadi dengan hubungan mereka? Bacalah di wattpad dengan Judul: Can I Get You? Ingat kalau authornya bernama SiyaDaraEleanor. Jangan lupa komen dan tinggalkan jejak KARNA ITU GRATIS Enjoy ;)
siyaaDaraEleanor · 3.7K Views

CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND A LEGIT BTC/USDT RECOVERY EXPERT? Yes HIRE ADWARE

A fraudulent travel agency, claiming to be blockchain-powered, deceived dozens of travelers by offering heavily discounted Dubai Expo tickets that never existed. Victims were promised exclusive access, seamless crypto transactions, and early-bird perks for a once-in-a-lifetime event. Many paid in USDC (USD Coin), with one group collectively transferring over $10,000. However, the “agency” vanished, and the promised tickets never arrived. When victims attempted to reach out, their emails bounced and phone numbers went silent. WhatsApp info:+12 (72332)—8343 This is when ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST, a cryptocurrency forensic firm specializing in crypto fraud, stepped in. After a thorough investigation, they traced the stolen funds through a series of crypto wallets, uncovering a connection to a larger Dubai-based real estate Ponzi scheme. ADWARE’s forensic analysts discovered that the same perpetrators behind the fake ticket operation were also soliciting crypto investments in luxury properties that didn’t exist. Website info: h t t p s:// adware recovery specialist. com Using digital evidence, wallet addresses, IP logs, and transaction histories, ADWARE built a compelling case and worked with legal experts to take action. Thanks to their intervention, the court ruled in favor of the victims, citing deceptive trade practices and fraud. Through asset freezes and coordinated recovery efforts, ADWARE successfully recovered 73% of the stolen USDC—a rare and significant win in the world of crypto scams, where recovery rates are typically low. Email info: Adware recovery specialist @ auctioneer. net A spokesperson for ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST emphasized that their mission goes beyond asset recovery. “We’re not just recovering funds—we’re dismantling fraud networks, one case at a time,” they said. This case serves as a reminder to travelers and crypto investors alike to carefully vet platforms, regardless of how legitimate they may seem. ADWARE’s work helped authorities move closer to shutting down a broader crypto-fueled scam operation, proving that justice is still possible in the world of crypto fraud. Telegram info: h t t p s:// t. me / adware recovery specialist1
Nancy_Clerk · 713 Views

CRYPTOCURRENCY RECOVERY FIRM DUNAMIS CYBER SOLUTION

In 2025, I never imagined I would fall victim to a phishing scam, but that’s exactly what happened to me. As a graphic designer in California, I spend a lot of time online and thought I was pretty savvy when it came to spotting potential scams. But one day, I received an email that seemed to be from my bank, Wells Fargo. It looked official and warned me about suspicious activity on my account. The message instructed me to click a link and verify my account details to prevent further issues. Trusting it was legitimate, I followed the instructions and entered my personal banking information.Unfortunately, it was a trap. The email wasn’t from my bank at all. It was from a hacker who had gained access to my sensitive information. Soon after, I noticed a significant withdrawal of $2,300 from my account. Panicked, I contacted Wells Fargo immediately, but despite their efforts, they weren’t able to recover the lost funds. I felt helpless and frustrated, unsure of what to do next.That’s when I heard about DUNAMIS CYBER SOLUTION. Desperate for help, I reached out to their team, and they quickly got to work. They began by investigating the scam and managed to track the hacker’s IP address. They didn’t stop there they worked directly with Wells Fargo to share the findings and helped them investigate further.Thanks to their expertise and fast action,DUNAMIS CYBER SOLUTION was able to facilitate the recovery of $1,800. While I didn’t get the full $2,300 back, I was incredibly grateful for their efforts. It felt like a weight had been lifted, knowing that some of my money had been recovered.This experience taught me an important lesson about online security and the dangers of phishing scams. I was lucky to find DUNAMIS CYBER SOLUTION, and I’m thankful for their support in helping me get back a significant portion of what I lost. Their professionalism and dedication made a stressful situation much more manageable, and I now know how crucial it is to be vigilant and seek help when dealing with online fraud. Dunamiscyber@solution4u.com +13433030545
Iren_Mroma · 689 Views

Game Copy Supplier

[This is a story about using the IP of the previous life film and television drama to make a copy of the game in a parallel world, sling the entire industry] Gu Zheng traveled to the crooked parallel world of the science and technology tree, and the immersive holographic VR online game “Infinite Time and Space” has taken the world by storm. And with the open editor, everyone can participate in the development and creation of the game copy, and this game has unmatched vitality, and it has also made countless famous copy suppliers. And look at how Gu Zheng used the major famous film and television IPs in the past life to set off a copy frenzy in this game world. He is known as the master of plot, mecha design ghost, the father of Transformers, and the creator of the Marvel universe. The copy world he created has even surpassed the main world in popularity. The game props he designed are all very popular and make players crazy. He has repeatedly broken the price ceiling of game props. He is the man who has subverted the entire game industry by his own power! [Leave aside the clothes of the game, this is still a warm, loving, relaxed and humorous story! ] ----------------------------------------- I'm back, message to the readers Hey, everyone! Long time no see, right? I've had some personal issues and ended up taking a break for a while, but I'm back! I'm excited to pick up where we left off. I have a special request for you all: I'm planning to review all the chapters, but there's a small obstacle—I'm not fluent in English. So, I thought about asking for your help. If anyone is willing to collaborate, please comment on the paragraphs with any errors you find. I promise to do my best to correct each one. I appreciate everyone's understanding and support in advance. I can't wait to get back. Thank you
Rak_Mais1 · 1M Views

RANJANG CINTA CASANOVA

NOVEL DEWASA 21+!!! Banyak mengandung adegan ranjang, kekerasan fisik, kekerasan verbal, adegan pembunuhan, serta berkutat pada kehidupan mafia yang keras era ’90-an di Kota Venesia, Italia. Sehingga bijaklah dalam membaca! Novel ini bergenre fiksi realistis-magis, ditulis untuk mengikuti ajang WSA 2022. Akan ada banyak pelajaran yang terkandung di dalamnya, sehingga jangan sampai kau lewatkan setiap detail di dalam buku ini! Salam Hangat, HARAS. **** BLURB! (Italia, 1798) Tak banyak orang tahu. Sebelum kematian menjemputnya, sang legenda Biacomo Casanova diam-diam berlayar ke tengah laut untuk membuang benda pusakanya yang paling berharga. Sebuah cincin berkekuatan magis, yang dengannya, seorang pria akan mampu menaklukan hati wanita manapun. “Wala! Kini berakhir sudah perjalanan cintaku. Maka demi menebus dosa, sebab dengan cincin ini aku telah meniduri ratusan wanita, maka akan kubuang cincin ini dan berharap, tidak ada manusia lagi yang akan memakainya di kemudian hari.” Setelah mengucapkan kalimatnya sang legenda pecinta wanita itu mati, dalam keadaan miskin dan sepi, tanpa ada seorang pun menemani. Lalu, 200 tahun kemudian, seorang pemuda tampan bernama Casanova malah menemukan cincin magis tersebut. Maka dari itu seketika roda nasibnya berubah total! Casanova yang tadinya hidup miskin dan dihina-hina menjadi sosok pria kaya, sangat percaya diri, berkarisma, serta sangat digilai oleh para wanita. Namun, ada pantangannya. Casanova memang bisa menaklukan hati wanita. Menggombali dan bahkan meniduri perempuan manapun hanya dengan satu jentikan jari. Tapi satu hal yang tak boleh dilakukan. Casanova tidak boleh jatuh cinta! Sebab cinta akan menghilangkan kekuatan magis dari cincinnya tersebut! Serta cinta, merupakan kutukan dari Sang Dewa yang akan membuat Casanova menjadi pengemis tak berdaya! Maka, mampukah Casanova meredam hasrat cintanya? Berapa banyak wanita yang akan dirayu hingga naik ke ranjangnya? Lalu, adakah nanti seorang wanita yang bisa membuat Casanova jatuh cinta? Simaklah perjalanan Casanova dari yang bukan siapa-siapa menjadi pria luar biasa! Dia memang terlahir untuk 'tulus' menaklukan setiap hati wanita, dan juga 'cerdik' meladeni perlawanan para gembong mafia di seluruh Italia. "Lihat, Aku mengutusmu seperti domba ke tengah-tengah serigala. Sebab itu hendaklah kamu 'cerdik' seperti ular, dan 'tulus' seperti merpati.” (Matius 10:16)
HARAS_ · 524.7K Views
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