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Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

Reza, seorang anak bangsawan rendah di Kerajaan Arvendia, diusir dari tanah kelahirannya setelah hasil Identifikasi Skill mengungkapkan bahwa dia hanya memiliki kemampuan "Pertumbuhan Cepat", sebuah skill yang dianggap tidak berguna dalam dunia yang penuh dengan ksatria, penyihir, dan petualang hebat. Dibuang ke dalam Hutan Neraka, sebuah wilayah yang dikenal sebagai sarang para ras iblis, Reza hanya berpikir untuk bertahan hidup. Tapi yang tidak ia sadari adalah… skill-nya ternyata adalah harta karun terbesar di tempat ini! Tanaman yang ia tanam tumbuh dengan kecepatan luar biasa, menciptakan hasil panen yang subur di tanah tandus iblis. Monster-monster buas yang seharusnya memangsa manusia justru mulai tunduk padanya karena makanan lezat yang ia hasilkan. Bahkan para ras iblis yang terkenal haus darah mulai menganggapnya sebagai penyelamat mereka! Tanpa disadari, Reza yang tadinya dibuang sebagai "pecundang" justru menjadi tokoh terpenting di dunia iblis. "Jadi… kalian serius mau menjadikanku Raja Iblis cuma karena aku bisa bertani?" Perjalanan Reza sebagai Petani Iblis pun dimulai!

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Lin Fan, an ordinary homebody, experiences a strange twist of fate on what seems like a typical evening. On his way home from school, he first gets ambushed by school bullies. After barely escaping, he encounters a severely injured, stunningly beautiful girl in a dark alley. The girl has dreamlike pink gradient hair with strands of silver highlights, emanating a unique charm under the dim yellow streetlights. Upon closer inspection, her deep red heart-shaped eyes and the glimpse of small fangs between her slightly parted lips instantly make Lin Fan realize - she's a vampire! The girl's name is Ji Yemei, a member of vampire royalty, who finds herself desperately weak and in need of blood to survive. Just like that, Lin Fan becomes her blood servant in a daze. From that moment on, his life turns completely upside down. Ji Yemei possesses not only otherworldly beauty but also exudes fatal attraction in her every move. Sometimes she wears a white sailor uniform with deliberately unfastened buttons, revealing glimpses of her fair collarbone; other times she dons a pleated miniskirt paired with thigh-high stockings, embodying both youth and sensuality. But Lin Fan's troubles don't end there. School bullies' provocations and gang entanglements follow one after another. However, as a vampire's servant, he has gained superhuman strength. Through various crises, he must protect not only himself but also the girls around him. Xu Ling, Yang Yunying, and the mysterious Murong Qian - each has their own unique charm and has inadvertently entered Lin Fan's life. Caught between sweet yet thrilling romantic adventures and life-threatening dangers, how will Lin Fan navigate this world of fantasy and passion? And what lies ahead for his relationship with his vampire girlfriend Ji Yemei? Come join this story where action meets romance, and witness Lin Fan's extraordinary journey of growth!

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A synopsis? at this time? Naw I don't think so. Note: Comment any plot hole you find. Also give it till chapter 7 before you can 'quit' or 'drop' this 'story'. Edit: I wonder how much i can up scale this mess.

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After couple years apart two half brothers who are opposite to each other have to go through high school and realize the basically the same.

Menceritakan seorang gadis nakal, manja, dan keras kepala bernama Kale yang kedatangan dua saudara tiri setelah ibunya menikah lagi dengan seorang pengusaha kaya raya. Anak pertama yaitu Abimanyu yang menjadi dosen pembimbing Kale sekaligus penerus perusahaan, dan anak kedua yaitu Ardean yang merupakan pengusaha otomotif terkenal. Dua manusia yang memiliki karakter saling bertolak belakang, Ardean si manusia tengil dan Abimanyu si manusia dingin. Mereka datang membawa masalah dan masa lalu mereka masing-masing. Akankah kehidupan Kale akan berubah setelah kedatangan mereka?

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Alright, Bro, just hear me out. I’ve got something to tell you, and, uh... it’s a lot. You know how I’ve always been the odd one out in the Mustang family? The black sheep in a legendary line of knights and mages? Everyone in our family gets born with these crazy Rare, legendary, or even mythical pillars—proof of their greatness, right? But me? Nope. Voidborn. Nada. Zero. The one Mustang who can’t even light a candle with magic. But I didn’t give up! I mean, sure, people laughed at me. Sure, the family treated me like I was some kind of cosmic mistake. And yeah, maybe the bullies at school called me "magicless Louis." But I kept studying, searching for a way to fix myself. I didn’t care what it took—I was going to prove everyone wrong!. So, there I was, wandering around the Black Market—you know, the totally shady place Aunt Melissa would freak out about—and I found it: a ritual book. The solution. My chance to stop being Voidborn. I did the ritual in my dorm, thinking it would awaken my pillars. And guess what? It worked! ...Kind of. When I woke up, I felt it that power coursing through me like never before. But when I looked in the mirror, I realized something was... off. My hair was long, my voice was higher, and also became breathtakingly beautiful. that's right bro. I BECAME A WOMAN! So, now I’m stuck like this. But hey, at least I’ve got magic, right? Silver linings! I mean, sure, I might never be the ‘man’ my family wanted, but who cares? I’ve got pillars now, and I’m not letting anyone take that away from me. But Bro, I need your help. I don’t know what I should now. I don’t know how to handle all this power—or, y’know, this body. So, please, Bro, help me out. You’re the only one I can trust. ...And if you laugh, I swear I’ll hex your eyebrows off. Got it? ___________________________________ Hallo everyone!, I hope you will like this novel I came up with last night lol edit1: I said that from 2024 lol, now I fully planned the story!. but at the cost, my writing skills were getting rusty. The chapter 1 is old but great, very fitting so i decided to keep it, and the latest chapters are new. I apologize if my writing skills are bad. Right now i am trying to work hard and even become better at it, I will also be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com, https://www.royalroad.com/profile/637450 So yeah, that's it. I hope you all enjoy my story. now then, see ya!

**Synopsis:** Nathan Reeds—underpaid programmer by day, half-hearted writer by night, and officially the most unlucky guy on the planet. He spends his days coding crappy apps no one cares about and his nights cranking out terrible web novels that make him want to cry into his ramen. And his bank account? Yeah, it's as empty as his soul. Then, in true “what could go wrong?” fashion, Nathan dies. But don’t get your hopes up—this isn’t some epic hero's journey. No, he wakes up in the body of Dante overnight. Who’s Dante, you ask? Oh, just the over-the-top villain from a failed, cringe-worthy web novel written by his most annoying client. Dante's life is a joke—disowned after getting kicked out of a party like an embarrassing dad at prom, and now he's stuck in the plot’s gutter, utterly useless. So, here’s Nathan’s new life: he's got a deadbeat body, zero powers, and a reputation worse than a wet sock. He might’ve been a nobody in his last life, but now he’s the villain everyone loves to hate. Great. Just great. “I died for this? Hell, I’d rather be back at my desk, staring at a blank screen, wondering why I still bother.” It’s hard to imagine life getting any worse. Fingers crossed.

Our protagonist was once a world-famous Michelin-starred chef, known for his perfectionism, his arrogance, and his ability to turn any ingredient into culinary gold. He died tragically and wakes up in a high-magic fantasy world where... the food is absolute garbage. Here, people eat bland, tasteless mana-infused gruel because magic has made cooking obsolete. No one understands seasonings, textures, or proper culinary techniques. In noble households, food is just a status symbol, and commoners barely get by on unseasoned monster meat. But the protagonist has one thing in his favor—his stat screen.

Zack ditemukan terkapar dengan sebilah pedang yang patah di Desa Molome. Tak jauh darinya, juga tergeletak sosok mayat salah satu Jenderal Raja Iblis, Gharb si Pemantik. Ksatria Behold yakin bahwa Zack lah yang membunuhnya. Akhirnya, Zack di bawa ke Panti Asuhan Karfis, panti asuhan elit di Kerajaan Gedonia. Semua menyambutnya sebagai Zack si Pahlawan. Namun, itu hanya reputasi sesaat. Karena setelahnya, Zack gagal menunjukkan kemampuannya sebagai seorang pahlawan. Begitulah kemudian, Zack dikenal sebagai si Pahlawan Palsu.

As a troublesome Idol with a bad personality who was confident of his pretty look. All Si Ning ever wanted was to gamble and become rich overnight so he could finally buy a mansion and lots of sports car for him to finally be able to drive the latest sports car to his hometown to see his mother and sister Then he would not feel guilty for dropping out of school and using his school expenses to gamble and lost, it was the plan he was working on and he never expected to be transmigrated to another world and turns out to be the General commanding a large army to war. "I cannot do this." Si Ning rolled on the bed knowing this was nothing more than a nightmare as he stared at his callused hands he woke up to. Being General Si Ning of the great Xiu imperial army was nothing more than a nightmare to him. In order to survive in a world of war, Si Ning had to choose the perfect partner and rise to be a powerful person in Xiu nation. *This is BL Means Boys love. *The cover is not mine* *I do not own the cover* If the owner tells me to remove it, I will and if you know the artist, leave me a msg in the comment box.

Satria Rajasa adalah namanya. Dia adalah siswa miskin, yang menjadi guru les demi memenuhi kebutuhan hidupnya. Suatu hari Satria diminta oleh wali kelasnya untuk membimbing seseorang dalam belajar. Karena diiming-imingi SPP gratis, Satria tanpa pikir panjang langsung menerima permintaan itu tanpa menanyakan identitas seseorang yang akan dia bimbing. Dan ternyata orang yang harus dia bimbing ternyata adalah Ambar. Siswi yang cantik, manis, sexy, kaya, anaknya juragan Sawit dan ternyata...agak tolol?

Nature twisted it's branches of reality and history and fantasy, leading to demise of a nobody, throwing him in a body of a character of great significance.... Reincarnated as Karna in Ithihasas of Mahabharata. ---------------------------------------- note the three bad news.1) English isn't my first, second or even third language. 2) This project may go haitus or even get drop any time, no guarantes. 3) My work life and home life leave's me with no time. thus I can never dare to guarantee any fixed publishing sedual, I shall publish whenever I like or can. months may go by without any update, so be warned. 4) below I shall show the status of these fiction ( like active, haitus or dead.). you know what this three mean. ......____STATUS: Active_____......

So with my position on the bed, it meant that the book in my hand should be a notebook not a textbook. I dropped my phone and looked at my right . Low and behold! The tall and mysterious figure was sitting on my study chair and was looking at me the whole time . It uttered these words "hello mortal". I was startled and I was about to scream again. 'Don't let me knock you out again ,mortal'. When I heard these words,I knew I had to zip it and find a way to talk myself out of this situation. With my heart beating as a hunting mamma cheetah ,'who are you,no what are you' I asked. I am Thanatos. Mortal,your time has come. Come along now. What do you mean by my time has come? I am Thanatos,the god of death. The god of death? Wait ,so if you're here,does it mean that I am dead? Yes mortal,so you're coming on a journey with me to the underworld. There's no way that I'm dead. Anyways, Isn't Lord Hades,the god of the dead? Yes he is. Then why are you here? As my name suggests, I'm the god of death. Think of it this way, Hades controls the Underworld while I, Thanatos fills it with the dead,like you. Shouldn't a grimm reaper be here instead of you ? Yes,there should have but Hades said I've been lazing around for far too long and handed me this task. You're the first human I'm escorting personally to the other world so consider yourself lucky. I'm sorry Mr Thanatos, however I still don't believe that I'm dead. How else could I have used my phone and felt my blanket? Come with me. To where? To your bathroom and don't call me Mr. You can call me lord Thanatos or prince Thanatos 'Thanatos said'. As we entered the bathroom,I saw my body lying there unconscious.

In a world where climbing the Tower determines one’s fate, I was granted the most overpowered skill in existence: Regression. With it, I can turn back time and undo any mistake. Death is meaningless. Failure is irrelevant. There’s just one "tiny" problem. [You Got a Paper Cut… Regression Skill Activated.] [You Stubbed Your Toe… Regression Skill Activated.] [You Missed a Step… Regression Skill Activated.] Every time I take even the slightest damage, my skill activates, throwing me back days before it happened. A papercut can reset an entire battle, and tripping on a pebble can erase hours of progress. Now, I’m stuck climbing a deadly Tower, where every step is a challenge, every enemy is ruthless, and every slip-up sends me spiraling into madness. I have a overpowered skill, but it kinda sucks.

Kaito never thought losing another 50-50 pull would be the least of his worries. One moment he’s sulking over a dragon girl healer on his screen, and the next, he’s being pulled quite literally into his phone.

person reincarnated in the teen wolf world with 3 wishes, with the goal to help and live life to the fullest (even though he is immortal).

bagaimana jika sejarah berputar tidak seharusnya, hal yang akan terjadi melenceng jauh dengan sejarah yang kita kenali. inilah kisah Muhtar si anak pulau, satu orang yang mengubah takdir dunia

A modern soul ends up in the body of Daenerys Targaryen right before the death of her first husband, the adventure doesn't end here, as she, few months later, ends up returning the real world but few centuries in past

A man unfortunately has his life cut-short, but he gets to reincarnate into a magical fantasy world, though, it seems it isn't as great as he expected.