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The Greatest Forbidden Mage is Just A Chef

What's the most important thing in cooking? Many would say, knowledge. Another mass would say, mentality and talent. But for Jack, a professional home cook, the most important is not those pretentious answer. Modern appliance! Modern equipment! Thus, the crisis he felt when he was thrown into another world was not his life, but. "Ah! No!! How can I sous-vide without plastic and vacuum sealer?! How can I know the exact temperature of my meat?!! What should I do without my smart oven!!! I could watch Spongebob while waiting, dammit!!" What gave him hope was the existence of magic. And thus, fueled by pure commitment to re-create his smart kitchenware, Jack travel far and wide, hoarding magical knowledge, and sometimes even create his own magic. But, some of these magics are forbidden by nature. And Jack used them consistently, accidentally mastering them, and unknowingly... caused mayhem. "Wh-what are you...?" "... A cook, sir." "Ho! Are ya that mage that spook my brats, eh? Ye'r the real deal, I thought yer not. Lads! I challenge you!!" "... please stop making a ruckus, you'll scare my livestocks. And also, I refuse. I'm just a cook." "I see. You're definitely strong. Huhu, I like you. Join me. I'll give your far better treatment than other organization. I promise in the name of Snow White." "But I'm just a cook, Miss..." Words traveled far and wide, carrying the news of a certain man's impossible achievement. Tall, handsome, strong, and insanely smart in magic. Oh, and a little bit mastery in culinary. Many was envious, and wish it was them. But the subject of this rumors now developed a habit of stress eating disorder, and lack of sleep. And staring at his ceiling at three in the morning, he lament. "Why does things turns out this way...?" "MAGE OF FORBIDDEN! I CHALLENGE YOU---" "Oh, for god's sake!"
decadence_1 · 923 Views

Chef of Chaos

Chef of Chaos In a world where magic reigns supreme, one man holds a secret that could reshape everything—and he's hiding it behind an apron. Before his untimely death, he was a tech prodigy, driven by ambition and the desire for ultimate power. His crowning achievement: E.V.E., an AI so advanced it bordered on omnipotence. But when a fatal accident ends his life, he awakens in an unfamiliar realm of magic and monsters—with E.V.E. by his side, reborn as a sentient artifact. Gifted with unimaginable power in this strange new world, he could easily rise to dominate kingdoms and reshape the land. But where's the fun in that? Instead, he chooses a quieter path, disguising himself as an unassuming traveling chef. With a knack for creating dishes that enchant hearts and heal bodies, he sets out to experience life from the shadows. Yet, when disaster strikes—a dragon terrorizing villages, a kingdom on the brink of war, or an ancient evil stirring—the mysterious "Chaos Blade" appears. This shadowy figure, wielding unparalleled strength and cunning, is feared and revered by all. Unbeknownst to anyone, the legendary hero and the humble chef are one and the same. As his culinary journey intertwines with a growing legend, misunderstandings pile up. From curious kings and cunning villains to a mysterious magician who sees through his facade, his quiet life becomes anything but. And as E.V.E. uncovers shocking truths about this magical world, he must decide whether to reveal his true power—or let chaos continue to simmer. "Chef of Chaos" is a thrilling blend of magic, mystery, and mouthwatering meals, served with a generous helping of humor and heart. Will he remain a humble chef, or will the call of power—and the secrets of his AI companion—change his fate forever?
Rori_Rori_7359 · 1.3K Views

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Yiqian Qingdai · 1.6M Views

FLAMES OF ELIAS A REINCARNATED Chef

Leonard “Leo” Moretti, a world-renowned chef, finds himself at the peak of his career after winning the prestigious Golden Plate Award. However, a tragic car accident cuts his life short. To his shock, he awakens in a magical world, reincarnated as Elias—a three-year-old boy in a humble family that runs a small village restaurant. Determined to adapt, Elias discovers that this new world thrives on magic, swords, and adventure. When he accidentally casts a powerful spell before his fifth birthday, he realizes his potential surpasses imagination. His baptism at the church brings an encounter with the gods themselves, who grant him unparalleled power but allow him to conceal it to live a normal life. Using his former culinary skills and newfound magical abilities, Elias begins crafting dishes that don’t just tantalize taste buds but also enhance magical and physical abilities. His creations bring fame and fortune to his family’s restaurant, attracting adventurers, nobles, and even royalty. Along the way, Elias builds friendships with powerful adventurers who train him, making him a formidable protector of his loved ones by the age of ten. On a journey to expand the family business, Elias saves the daughters of a duke and a count from a monster attack, earning their gratitude and unintentional affection. Caught between his dreams of running a magical culinary empire and the growing political intrigue surrounding his talents, Elias must navigate a world where adventure, romance, and humor intertwine with the responsibilities thrust upon him. "Flames of a Reincarnated Chef" is a heartwarming and action-packed tale of second chances, the joy of cooking, and discovering one’s purpose in a magical world.
Jimsjomel · 11.2K Views
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