Self Harm Jokes

"Thanks for the invite, I'm in New York, just got off the plane." Du Wei realized he had traveled through time. Having no choice, he had to resume his old trade and opened a psychological consultation clinic, but the patients seeking psychological advice were all a bit strange... Note: This book is set in the Soul Summoning Universe.

This diary reflects the personal journey of someone searching for their place in the world, grappling with exhaustion and uncertainty about the future. Amidst the pressure of studies and career choices, the narrator questions if they are on the right path. The search for identity and purpose becomes a shared experience, capturing inner struggles, solitude, and the need for self-understanding in an uncertain world.

Warnings: Smut/Suggestive Themes/ Smoking / BL / LGBTQ / Suicide / Self Harm / Lengthy Chapters /

Volume 3 Forced away from the magical palace that has become home, Umeko embarks on a journey to The Creator of Japan's shrine with hopes of persuading him to come to his son's aid. Meanwhile, the seemingly all-powerful, Dragon King, Ryu, gains more control over the banished moon god's assets as he prepares to take over all the realms. Surrounded by danger and death during her fight to survive in a life that she previously wanted to abandon, does Umeko have what it takes to commit to her vow of saving Tsukiyomi from the ultimate evil trapping him from the inside? ***** WARNING This book contains graphic, adult content that may be triggering for some individuals, including but not limited to: the opposing forces of good and evil, talking to the Creator, manipulation, imprisonment, servitude, inner conflict, demonic possession, murder, sacrifice, self-loathing, de-programming from upbringing, near-death experience, idolization, differences between gods/humans/demons, blurred lines of friendship, betrayal, discussions of universal domination, casual sex, sex addiction, profanity, theft, mind games, same-sex content, psychological thrill, BDSM, humiliation, mention of group sex, abuse of power, wanting/begging to die, aftermath of self harm, talk of suicide, self-sabotage, harem activities/gossip, mention of threesomes/group sex, and drinking. ***** Find out where your donations go by copy & pasting: https://thisangelshine.wixsite.com/angelshine Stay connected to author's works: https://linktr.ee/thisangelshine

Worker Codi obtained a self-discipline challenge system. Never drink Coke again. Be self-disciplined for one day, and get a reward of $50. Never fall in love again, be self-disciplined for one day, and get a reward of $100. The reward will double after one natural month. Codi was overjoyed and prepared to resign and go home to lie down, but he soon found that it was not so easy to get this reward. Various temptations and tests began to appear in his life. "Learn about Coke chicken wings." "No," codi said with a straight face. One day, the cold female president said to him, "I have a relationship that I want to talk to you about." Codi: Don't ruin my heart, do you know how much money I can make in a day?

When Cyrilo, a young boy trapped in an abusive home, wakes up to the horror of seeing his mother, the kindest and the gentlest soul he knew severely injured by his abusive father, he is overcome with rage and guilt. After his father leaves, he resorts self-harm out of rage, only to come to his senses when he accidentally hurts his sister. Afraid to become the same person his father was, Cyrilo runs away from the house, as far as he could, as far as his body would let him go. Soon, he finds himself in the middle of a forest, when he finds the sound of metal approaching him, but he is too tired to bother, and simply closes his eyes, falling asleep.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

After waking up in another world where humanity is extinct, a boy named Dust must find a way to survive its horrors and find his sister.

In a small, unremarkable town, a teenager named Noah lives a life filled with profound sorrow and neglect. Struggling with the weight of emotional isolation, his journey takes a dark turn as he battles with feelings of emptiness and despair. Despite fleeting moments of connection and hope, Noah's life is a constant fight against his inner demons and the indifferent world around him. After a series of tragic events, Noah's life abruptly ends, but his story is far from over. His soul, marked by a unique indigo aura of deep sorrow, draws the attention of a Transcendent Being in a mysterious, timeless space. Moved by Noah's immense pain, the Being grants him a chance at a new beginning. Follow along as Noah, now Zhi Hua, embarks on a quest to find his purpose in the world. Equipped with unique cultivation art he will challenge fate, and find out if he will succeed or fail. PS. English isn't my first language, so I use Grammarly to correct spelling mistakes. Disclaimer: Themes of Suicide, self-harm, and abuse, and eventually acceptance, self-healing, and hope

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

A slice of life novel that follows the MC, John Warshire. In his daily life. Involving his school life, home life, and everything in between. DISCLAIMER: BOOK INCLUDES DEPRESSION, DRUGS, ABUSE, SELF-HARM, ETC. IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE DON'T READ IT. John Warshire has to go to school while suffering. Having to fake his smile to the world. Going to school everyday with the sole purpose of making people laugh to forget his own troubles. Suffering from many mental illnesses he just wants to have someone to be there. Is it that easy? No. John has cried out many times for help. Bring thrown out by the people that he called family and trusted. Preparing to just fade away.

Jose Jacobs was like a daisy in a rose field, the stranger that everyone wanted to get to know but never tried hard enough to. He blossomed from a vibrant dandelion into a unique yet guarded rose - its beauty shielded by sharp thorns that kept others at bay, but one boy is not gonna run off as easily as the others do. ⚠️~ Warning~⚠️ This story contains: - it's a bxb (boyxboy) kind of story - Alcohol consumption - Use of obscene language - Depiction of self-harm content - Substance abuse - Depiction of rape Note: This is an ongoing, partially edited draft, and may have some errors, but please bear with me and enjoy Jose's journey.... Ps. Please don't plagiarize this book. That shit ain't cool.

(Omori inspired Novel) parental warnings for sensitive topics contains topics as mental health, illnesses, depression and self harm, be advised Oreiha is a 16 year old girl who lives alone in a two story house. For 3 years she has skipped school and locked herself inside her home due to a traumatic event that happened in her life. In the midst of trauma and depression, to alleviate this feeling she escapes to an alternative universe which is just a figment of her imagination living her ideal life. But after running away for so long, the truth and trauma will eventually catch up with her and bite her. Will she accept reality or continue living with the guilt in her dreams?

Hoshi Carmen Takada-Santos, better known as Hoshi Santos, might seem to be an ordinary biracial high school student living in Nara City, Japan, but his other self, the serious, strong, and cold Kuro, is a strong warrior who wields a scythe as his weapon. It’s been 4 years since his father, a Filipino shaman named Louis Santos, had died after banishing an evil entity, only known as Master Black Blood, into the underworld for his atrocities, Hoshi had to hide and conceal Kuro from anyone for his safety. But, Master Black Blood’s son, Master Demon Blood, would do anything to avenge for his father’s banishment from the overworld, and this also means killing Hoshi. This demonic entity also employs the help of Sha Sakiyama, a mercenary and expert on the use of shadow, to get rid of Hoshi. But, Hoshi isn’t alone in fighting the evil forces. His classmate, a reclusive and introverted ninja named Bokuto Sakata, decided to help him out because his father was a close acquaintance of Louis, and a girl named Saki Mizoguchi, who was secretly a mage and had a long family lineage of the use of magic. Dive into the world of both magic and modernity as their quest against the evil supernatural forces begins to unravel.

On his first day at the “Endless Abilities Academy,” freshman Su Bei, classified as an F-rank, awakens a new power. It is only at this moment he realizes that their world is actually a comic book. Even more shocking, the protagonist of this story is none other than his classmate, Jiang Tianming. But that isn’t the biggest issue. The real problem is that in the next chapter of this comic, Su Bei is doomed to meet a tragic end in the bathroom! Thus begins his first challenge at the supernatural academy, a quest to avoid his untimely demise. Su Bei: … The only bit of good news? This chapter hasn’t been published yet. He has a chance to alter the story’s direction and escape his cannon-fodder fate. As everyone knows, befriending the protagonist doesn’t guarantee survival from plot-driven deaths. But becoming the protagonist’s enemy? That’s a surefire path to defeat. In the blazing sunlight, a blond boy flashes a mischievous grin, a hint of seriousness glimmering in his purple eyes. “I salute you, this year’s unluckiest of the unlucky!”

In Xavier School of Elites, Ciara Augusto is the new student on scholarship. Faced with the trauma of losing her parents in fatal car accident, she resorts to self-harm which causes a dangerous side effect on her social life. She is the thirtieth student on this program and peace of mind is definitely not assured as she crosses paths with the most powerful boy in school, Selim Prince, who is noted for bullying and getting away with it due to his powerful status. It begins with a never-ending feud at first, but it eventually gets to a point where the young hardhearted billionaire finds himself latched on to her after realizing a dark side about her. He tries to help her out, but she resists and out of desperation and dominance, He gives her thirty days to fall in love with him. She is caught up in the battles with her academics, her love life, her self-destructive behavior and a tidal wave of a man to tame which takes total control of the twists in her life

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Mella, disguise as a PA will try to harm CEO. As a lady death she will try her best to kill ML

Manipulate mc-✓✓ High iq-✓✓ New elements-✓✓ Unique world settings-✓✓ Overpowered-✓✓ Power system-✓✓ Cold blooded-✓✓ Power scaling-Planetary level-✓✓ [ 2 is identified as a self-suistaning Entity?] "He rushed at the undefined existence, sword gleaming, but the moment it touched, it blackened—corrupted." Alavrio's heart pounded as the weapon crumbled in his hands. The dark energy spread up his arm, cold and relentless. He tried to move, but his body was frozen, paralyzed by the same entity that had shattered Cyrus Arcane, his character, moments before. His vision blurred as his body began to disintegrate, pixel by pixel. Cyrus Arcane was slain by Entity 2. But before he could process it, the same thing began happening to him in real life. The sensation of his body breaking wasn’t just virtual anymore. He felt his limbs go numb, his skin crack, and then... darkness. When Alavrio opened his eyes, he wasn’t in his room anymore. He wasn’t even Alavrio. He was Entity 2, and the game had changed. The Arcane Clan he knew no longer existed like what it was before, but somehow, he was one of its heirs. And now, He,someone who was neglected by his clan for being weak had to find a way to survive in that cruel world. but Suddenly a notification popped in his mind DING!

What happens when Stacey convinces Leo to join her, and her friends as they explore an abandoned mental asylum? As they delve deeper into the long dark hallways, they learn they aren't alone. What else is in there with them? When Leo and Stacey don't return home the next morning people grow worried. Are they dead? Or worse, trapped? Book two of The Lost series. Trigger warning: SCARY!!! Mentions of abuse, suicide, self harm, drug and alcohol abuse, and murder.

Alex Lonestar was bastard of Lonestar family of south kingdom born out of one night stand between his mother and patriarch of Lonestar family. Bullied and shunned by family and society he lived in a small hut outside the mansion hoping to leave when his ten years of work punishment for harming his brother is served. But before he could leave the house he is poisoned , tortured and thrown into abyss forest. With last of his emotions removed he rises from the ashes of his past self to conquer and take what was his . Join Alex on this journey to reclaim his right and revenge for all wrongs he faced .

Romance, Bl, fantasy, seduction The story of a 16 year old boy ‘sylus’ who lost his hope of having a good life long ago. At the sight of his death almost happening. He was saved and has a second chance to live an ordinary life, but the feeling of someone following him never leaves him is it perhaps the same figure who saved him that horrid day? Only one way to find out. TRIGGER WARNINGS: -Mentions of su!c!de/ self harms -NSFW

A story about a guy who is pretty much stays in the house all day. A story about a guy who is really boring. A story about a guy who is just a dumbass. Would you hear his stories? Would you laugh at his lame jokes?( Tf u mean No!) Gimme your hand and join us in a really boring journey.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

an ordinary guy reborn in his early school years in India with the aspiration of becoming a renowned physicist * I am a new writer and this is my first book so there will be many mistakes so consider this before reading this book

The story of My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant follows the protagonist, Zhaoyang, an idealist with a sensitive personality who values friendship deeply. While pursuing his “Castle in the Sky” and the ideal partner he dreams of, he encounters the warm and unique Micai by chance. From the start, their connection feels timeless, and as they get to know each other better, attraction blossoms into a genuine and heartfelt bond. Micai’s independence and kindness touch Zhaoyang profoundly, leading him to rekindle his own inner desires and aspirations. Amid ordinary yet comforting moments, they explore life and dreams together. Zhaoyang gradually realizes that his distant ideals are intricately intertwined with Micai’s