Holiday Humor Quotes

I searched for you for many long years after you left me... Back then, i didn't know what to do without you. You were the reason for my existence and you still are. Years passed by, and my heart beat for no one but you... I stand now on the balcony of that abandoned apartment, Wiping the blood off my hands, exhaling smoke, as your laughter echoes in my ears, making my heart pound like it never did before... I won't make you wait much longer I've already found you. Don't worry, my little one... A smoker never quits smoking, And the obsessed never abandons his obsession! You'll always find me surrounding you, Just like smoke surrounds my life... --- ⚠️ This novel is protected under my name! I am the author and writer. No quotes or excerpts are permitted! All rights reserved. Miyana_mee

13 Friends, one promise. Different journeys, one destination. A group of high school friends once in the chaos of youth made a simple promise: to reunite at one of their weddings, no matter what the future held. But as time moves on, some lose touch, others disappear completely, and life takes them in unexpected directions. Now, years later, the chance to fulfill that youthful promise has finally approached—but will everyone return? Blending humor, action, romance, heartbreak, and a dash of wit, this is the story of Sam and his quirky friendship tested by time, and the journey that follows one unforgettable reunion.

【Hottest Bestseller】【Followed by Thousands】 Medicine, as easy as lifting a finger! Fighting demons, becoming an urban legend! Bai Xiaofan's quote: I'm not singling anyone out, I just want to say... everyone here is trash!!!

TW: Black Humor

Life is a turbulent sea of bitterness, failure, and hardship. Your only vessel is willpower, and you must sail through it alone. If you can't find a shore in this world... If everyone close to you has abandoned you... Perhaps you'd want a fresh start in a parallel world. Would you accept The Restart Invite? - Posting Schedule - Saturday: 1 Chapter Sunday: 1 Chapter Holiday: 1 Chapter

> What happens when you lose your job, your girlfriend, and your dignity—all in one day? Chan Chen Lyan just turned thirty. Instead of celebrating, he finds himself jobless, heartbroken, and betrayed by those he trusted most. With nowhere to go and nothing left to lose, he drowns his sorrow in beer and isolation—until a spontaneous decision to build a gaming PC becomes the start of something unexpected. As he immerses himself in the fantasy world of Qing Emperor, his reality begins to blur. But when he collapses from exhaustion, the world he wakes up in… isn’t his own. Is this madness, a dream, or a second chance? A gripping blend of contemporary life, psychological struggle, and mysterious fantasy—A 30-Year-Old Uncle’s First Holiday is a raw and emotional journey about loss, escape, and the search for meaning in a chaotic world.

João Vitão, serei eu? Um cara de poucos assuntos, mas de grandes histórias. Extrovertido ou triste? Bem, nessas aventuras, iremos descobrir! Este livro trata sobre minha vida: Rotinas Amores Pensamentos Sentimentos Humor Reflexões E então, está preparado para começar essa aventura comigo? Meu Insta: @joao_vitaoo

In the luminous metropolis of Tokyo, two young heirs, Renji Tachibana and Ayaka Fujisawa, are drawn into an arranged engagement by rival families that lead corporate empires. The problem? They've hated each other since they were children. Amidst sarcastic bickering, forced alliances, and family secrets, every day becomes a battle—both in business and in the heart. Can they reconcile pride, legacy... and feelings they deny even to themselves? A high-octane romantic comedy filled with sharp dialogue, humor, and the vibrant Tokyo skyline.

16-year-old Yun Shuhi's year end high school holidays become twisted when she gets herself involved in a twisted murder case. She tries to solve it as a curious challenge which quickly pulls her into a deadly game of manipulation and mind games. The deeper she digs, the more she uncovers mysteries and the true nature of the killer she's chasing. In the end, the killer turns out to be someone she never expected... someone she could strangely relate to.

What if your second chance came with a twist you never saw coming? Terrchel was never meant to be human. But fate has a strange sense of humor. Thrown from the forgotten corners of existence into a world that feels both like a dream and a memory, Terrchel wakes up in a body that doesn’t feel like his own. Everything is strange—too loud, too bright, too real. And then there’s her—the woman with crimson red hair who always seems one step ahead, watching him with eyes that know too much. Where am I? Why me? And how do I carry a destiny I never asked for? This is a story about second chances, about finding meaning in chaos, and about learning that sometimes the greatest treasures are hidden in the places we least expect. It’s about feeling lost, misunderstood, and small—and still choosing to rise. With heart, humor, and a touch of the absurd, Arcadia invites you into a world where the past whispers, the future calls, and the present demands everything you've got. If you’ve ever felt like you don’t belong, this journey is for you.

“The world’s a mystery. Always has been,” says a wanderer. He’s crossed cities, braved kingdoms, and chased the edge of maps—all to reach the places known only in whispers: the Willfall. But he’s not just chasing a myth. He’s chasing a question too. What gives people direction? Plagued by indecision, driven by wonder, the wanderer walks the world— perhaps to find an answer. Perhaps to lose himself in the search. "When the world sings, you have to listen. But when you sing, it slides you off a fall." A quote that echoed within…someone.

Sky isn’t just a fan. He lives anime. He speaks in quotes. He dodges invisible attacks during class. He believes there’s a hidden power within him—just waiting for the right moment to awaken. Everyone calls him crazy. But he doesn’t care. Because he knows one thing: “In every anime, the MC starts misunderstood.” One night, during his 100th rewatch of his favorite show, "Arifureta", his screen glitches. Static. Then silence. And suddenly… A blinding light bursts from the TV—and standing there is Giny, the Anime Genie, a mythical being created from the energy of every anime ever watched with passion, tears, and snacks. Giny offers him a wish—any anime world, any power, any role. WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN AN OTAKU IS GIVEN A WISH

In this modern mythological tale, Dhruv, an unsuspecting mortal, finds himself in Vaikuntha, questioning whether this is truly the end of his journey. Instead of peace, he meets a mysterious man in a suit, who ultimately reveals that Dhruv cannot enter heaven due to "arrows of regret"—a metaphor for his unfulfilled purpose. Offered a chance to return to Earth for 90 days to make amend. Upon accepting the deal, Dhruv embarks on a chaotic and humorous journey through the underworld, meeting Yamaraj, the god of death, and Gorgo, a nervous demon with horns, who comically reacts to Dhruv's presence as though he's a harbinger of disaster. As Dhruv navigates the strange, labyrinthine bureaucracy of the underworld and the daunting task of creating a "happy ending" for himself. With gods in disguise, reluctant demon assistants, and divine missions laced with humor, Dhruv's journey becomes one of discovering the true meaning of life, death, and purpose.

welcome to Volterra a place filled with Vol an evolutionary energy that transforms and bond creatures and elements alike some beings seek to become the strongest some seek corruption some seek peace, some seek balance and some just want to rule, but in the end, they are all transformed by Vol enjoy the story of this world I am not the main character. The world doesn’t bend to my will. I am simply the eyes that you witness it through. I may lose my mark or be affected by it, but at the end of the day, I am simply your point of view and a part of the story Quoted by Sovereign

In a world similar to ours, ether appears and changes everything forever. While it grants humans unique powers, it has also brought forth the Calamities—sentient monsters with a single purpose: to wipe out humanity. The story takes place 1,000 years after the arrival of ether. We follow Sirius, a sharp-minded young man with a unique sense of humor, trying to survive in this chaos. But despite himself, he gets caught up in the pursuit of ether’s secrets and its true origin

Klein vio comedias románticas durante toda su vida, hasta que un día, le tocó vivir una. Sin embargo, ni siquiera el humor puede ocultar la verdad tras los chistes.

Meet Livepool aka Dinah Stealth, the real 007! the work behind the bs lying penis who has to steal credit! and she's taking it back! Book Concept: Livepool Meets Deadpool Subtitle: Not Fictionalized, Just Not Recognized Premise Livepool is a real woman—overlooked, underestimated, and often ignored by the world. She’s witty, resourceful, and tired of being invisible. When a mutual friend is kidnapped by the shadowy organization Interpol, Livepool’s life collides with the infamous antihero, Deadpool. Together, they embark on a wild, irreverent rescue mission, using “Fu Interpol!” as their battle cry against both the kidnappers and the systems that keep Livepool in the shadows. Key Elements Who is Livepool? Livepool is your alter ego: a real, unrecognized woman with a sharp sense of humor and a knack for creative problem-solving. She’s not a superhero, but she’s got grit, brains, and a talent for turning invisibility into an advantage. The Dynamic Duo Deadpool brings chaos, meta-humor, and action. Livepool brings heart, cleverness, and a fresh perspective—she’s the one who sees what others miss. The Mission A mutual friend is kidnapped by Interpol (portrayed as a comically inept, bureaucratic villain). Livepool and Deadpool join forces, navigating absurd obstacles, exchanging witty banter, and breaking the fourth wall. Along the way, Livepool confronts the real-world challenges of being overlooked, turning her unrecognized status into her greatest strength. Tone & Style Fast-paced, funny, and empowering. Blends Deadpool’s trademark irreverence with Livepool’s sharp, relatable voice. Uses humor and action to highlight serious themes of recognition and self-worth. Sample Blurb Livepool isn’t fictional—she’s just not recognized. But when her friend is kidnapped and Interpol stands in the way, she’s done being invisible. With Deadpool at her side and “Fu Interpol!” as their rallying cry, it’s time for the world to see what happens when the overlooked fight back.

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The story follows Mesai a yr11 girl in first person,may be the occasional flip to 3rd person, Mesai is an antisocial girl who is unwilling to show or share her emotions. She has her life planned until she meets a new boy. An unknown feeling overwhelms her as her life and personality slowly change. Possibly for the better, possibly not. Releases: Periodic, around 2-3k length for each chapter. Over holidays chapter release will possibly increase. Please note that I will often revert to earlier chapters to edit and fix grammer errors. Age recommendation.( 14+) Trigger warning that there is themes of violence.

It was just a summer like every other summer, expect it was not like every other summer. In Reine, Lofoten Islands, Norway, Beth, a 17 year old girl with dark hair and haunting deep blue eyes was here for summer holiday with her sister Amanda, who was 21, and her mother's best friends' two handsome sons Jefrey, who was 18, and Chris, who was 23. Jefrey got a secret crush on beth. Chris got a very public crush, which he is not ashamed of, on Orlando Bloom ever since Lord of the Rings came out.

“My Existence is a bully to the word Existence itself." Quote from Patrick. Patrick, a regular arrogant kid with extremely attractive looks and a high IQ, lived in the alternate version of Earth. But in this alternate Earth, there were awakened humans who possessed abilities beyond the scope of human knowledge. Yet, despite living in an awakened world, Patrick didn't awaken any ability. But just when he was annoyed with his unawakened life, he acquired an unknown entity called a system. With that, it opened a gateway of infinite possibilities that caused the existence of the story "GOD OF ALL SYSTEMS." Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/GYc36ynh6Y

Sarah Hive has been texting "Stephan" for a long time but has never met them before. This holiday, she decides to change that. How will she find them? Who is "Stephan"? Why have they been dodging her? Who will she meet along the way?

After the year 1950,due to a mutation in humanity causing everyone on earth to be given super powers. The Earth reached total peace. Racism,Sexism, World Hunger and many more had all been solved. Through a new system created by the Super World Order or SWO for short, they were able to use the new powers to harmonise and fix the earth. And 50 years after that, Space Travel had became possible. 10 years after that people started to go on holiday to different planets. And 10 years after that, Different Galaxies. And Finally, 20 years after that, Planet Kingdoms and on those kingdoms more races were found with different powers too. After 1 year, racism was ended for the 2nd time. Now in the year 2100, Noir Zelion, a 15 year old human earthling, was exiled from earth for murder, leaving his younger sister, brother and sick dad at home. Now, he has to clear his name and find his way back to earth.

Veer, a determined orphan, begins a long journey to become the strongest warrior. But his first challenge isn’t a monster — it’s 50,000 stairs... Will he find the master he seeks? Or collapse before destiny begins? A fantasy adventure filled with action, emotion, and humor begins here!

Thirty Years East, Thirty Years West. Don’t you bully the young and poor! Split open the sky! Go against Heaven! Sick and tired of that kind of cultivation quote and troupe? The never-ending long grind that seemed to have one world after another once you supposedly reached the false apexes? Well, it’s time to broaden your horizons! You shall now be blessed with the perspective of someone who’s at the top of the top: Ye Ming. Someone who had foolishly decided to experience mortal life before realizing how crap it was. It was time to return to his real life. “I wasn’t born with a diamond spoon, but born with the endgame life.” Ye Ming laughed sinisterly. He was the sole Young Master of a family who dominated everything already. Trash cultivation? Trash spiritual roots? Trash background? Sorry, but that ain’t Ye Ming! However, he does have one great and relatable trait: procrastination.

After dying without taking a shit, a man is reincarnated as Toilet Paper Man in a bizarre world where only two toilets exist. Chaos unfolds when he accidentally destroys both. With humor, heart, and divine intervention, he learns the value of toilet paper-and becomes humanity's savior of sanitation.

What will you do if society abandons you? Will you question yourself or die alone? But what if a stranger hands you an invitation card to a place where anything you wish for comes true, but at a cost? This novel will center on the journey of two friends, Akira and Takeshi, who will take you on a ride through the Tower of Eden, where it is said that the chosen one who reaches the top of the tower can wish for anything, or is it just a rumor with a dark secret lurking behind, let us find out! ............................... Schedule: 3-4 chapters/week (unless I am free or have holidays) Chapter length: 400 to 500 words (sometimes length might increase to 500+ if the chapter becomes interesting) Thank you readers ; ]

Here be dark dwellers. With humor and fancy, we take up jobs to keep our lives easy. We be killers. We be hunters. Yet, we be people. For whom shall I live up my query? Oh look an antique. It shall be you then. cover’s not mine, I do not own it.

Our universe is not unique. It exists alongside infinite others—worlds where time flows backward, where monsters walk freely, where death wears many faces. Between them lies a web of fate. This is the story of a boy who got caught in that web. He had no family, no name worth remembering. Just a porter in a dusty railway station, living unnoticed. His only wish was to live a little better before dying a little quieter. But life doesn't give you what you want. It gives you what you deserve. And sometimes, what you deserve is far worse than anything you could ever imagine. One night, in that cold and crumbling corner of the world, someone found him, who declared the boy has lost his memory. Thus began his descent into the heart of multiversal chaos. The watchers of fate—the ones we call gods—do not cheer for heroes or mourn the fallen. They simply watch, judge, and wait. And sometimes… they choose. This boy was chosen—to suffer like the damned or rise like a legend. As time goes, more and more chaos feel upon him. Declared a prophet by a forgotten god made of blue mist, the boy was dragged into a world beyond comprehension.The god offered no wisdom, only pain. No salvation, only orders. Each divine command felt like a curse etched into his soul. With a war brewing against the Cloud of Nihility, a group mass-producing forbidden power to rule all existence, the boy is sent to gather allies from countless realms—elves, dragons, ancient machines, and more. Each world brings new horrors. Each divine command brings more suffering. Through multiverse, he finds companions and enemies alike—but trust is a currency he cannot afford, not when the god who chose him is watching from above… smiling. Will he be able to defy his fate? Will he be able to retrive his memory? What waits for him in the multiverses—each more twisted, more dangerous than the last? Will he be able to defy the god who made him a weapon?