Isekai Meikyuu De Harem Scan

Ding! [Activation des conditions du système de cashback satisfaites !] [Liage du système en cours...!] [Le système a été lié avec succès !] [Dépensé 1 000 $. Coup Critique x10. Gagné 10 000 $. L'argent a été transféré sur le compte XXX-XXX-XXX.] [Dépensé au moins 1 000 $ sur une belle dame. Reçu 1 billet de loterie. Voulez-vous l'utiliser ?] [OUI][NON] Kyle était un homme qui n'avait jamais eu de chance dans la vie et il était sur le point d'en finir après avoir été licencié de son emploi au salaire minimum en raison de la plainte d'un client qui s'est avéré être un mensonge, mais comme le client était une femme attirante, personne n'a cru Kyle. Pour empirer les choses, il a dû payer les dommages causés par le client. Les belles personnes, elles avaient la vie facile, n'est-ce pas ? C'était sa dernière étape et il savait qu'il ne verrait pas demain alors qu'il cherchait une rivière pour s'y jeter. Il pensait que son esprit avait finalement craqué car il n'y avait aucune explication pour l'écran Cyan qui a surgi alors qu'il cliquait sur le bouton [OUI]. [Vous avez tiré Charme !] [Charme : Il n'y a rien que l'utilisateur ne puisse charmer pour entrer ou sortir ! L'univers vous a béni avec du charisme !] "Hahaha ! J'ai dû perdre la tête..." murmura Kyle pour lui-même mais son téléphone sonna bientôt pour montrer qu'il avait une notification. Et à sa surprise, il vit 10 000 $ dans son compte et sa mâchoire tomba. "C'EST VRAI !!!"

What makes dragons strong? It's not their power or magic, but their mind. Arrogance, greed, Iron Will, and the lack of human restraints. What would happen if you threw such a creature into human society? Would they understand humans? What does love even mean to them? This is the situation that our MC, Arad Orion found himself in. A newborn dragon bringing "Might make Right" to the humanoids, but why? Due to an abnormal condition, the mighty void dragons are on the brink of extinction. Their bodies have suddenly started rejecting their kind. Due to that, Arad's mother dropped his egg into a forest where he could hatch safely, leaving him with a fragment of her consciousness and informing him of the condition of their race. From that point, his goal became clear. To save their race by either finding a cure for their condition or going the second route of making more void dragons. But, sadly, nothing is ever that easy. Finding a cure is almost impossible. Arad is still practically a newborn and cannot tap into the terrifying might of his race, and his rarity makes him a prime target for mages and scholars seeking to study the dying race. Dragons are arrogant, proud, and vicious. Yet those feeling extends to those whom they love. You who touched a dragon's love, Retribution is an insult, and life is a crime. Beware as merely existing draws the dragon's wrath. Follow Arad on his journey as he grows from a naive wyrmling to a grown dragon with enough wisdom and power to stand with the strongest of the world. *** If you liked the story, please support it with power stones and comments! The story now has a Discord server. Please visit it to see character art by me and the community. https://discord.gg/CPJXDj6Adg *** You can contact me at Discord at any time Alen_Tanor#1599 And last. Please don't forget to leave a review, it really helps!

PLK, The strongest, most powerful werewolf of his pack, most handsome with a silver spoon in his mouth, has been living his life very peacefully. But the moon Goddess, The Goddess of werewolf does not like the cheerful life of PLK. Everyone knows how rich he is and how well he can do anything to maintain his fam. Due to some circumstances, the way he acted moon Goddess have to punish him, hard but in a beautiful way. So she came up with a great plan, a very best way to punish her lovely child. She gave him the blessing or curse him to have five mates. all from different clans and different natures of emotion and feeling. one with happiness, one with anger, one with sadness, one full of surprise, and one with no emotion. 'If he Loves one he will die if he loves all he will die. Life happens but what happened with PLK is what he deserves. At the start, he thought it is nothing but a more than blessing but soon it turn out hell. Is there any way he can find to get out of this situation or does he end up paying with his life?

Kai Xander was just a regular guy, wasting his days in a messy apartment with video games and ramen. But everything changed the moment he was pulled into a dangerous fantasy world filled with magic, monsters… and beautiful women in need. Marked by the lewd but powerful system known as [Pervergent Lord], Kai discovers that his very essence holds a forbidden gift. His EX Rank Semen has the power to awaken and strengthen female magic users but only when deeply received. Through intimacy, he can boost their stats, unlock hidden classes, even twist fate itself. But this blessing is no simple power, It demands desire. It feeds on dominance. And it grows stronger with every bond he claims. As kingdoms fall and chaos spreads, Kai makes a vow: He will never be weak again. He will no longer bow to fate, heroes, or kings. He will not let any woman live in cold duty or lonely loyalty.. Not the hero’s wife, the devoted widow, the villain’s bride, the villainess, or the ice-hearted empress. Whether it’s the princess, the priestess, or the commander's mother, he will take what others fear to desire. And as his legend grows, so do his enemies... Heroes who want their wives back. Villains who want revenge for stolen lovers. Kings and warlords who curse his name for claiming their daughters, sisters… even their mothers. He becomes a myth whispered by men and moaned by women... A breeder of women. The enemy of men. The forbidden desire burning in every longing, beautiful heart.

After dying under mysterious circumstances, Roko finds himself isekai'd into a magical academy aimed to educate and teach magic to princesses. Surrounded by these elite nobles, Roko discovers a spell only he can use, Scan. Why does he have this power? What can he use it for?

No cap, this is another trash, anyway, He was summoned by 3 MILFS and 2 GILFS, or so he thought, only to realize he wasn't a typical hero with powerful skills. He was a hero with "gifted semen" which can boost battle power or grant random skills. Since then, there has been a long queue of women outside his inn to receive his "blessing". Mature woman from east, powerful women from west, nuns from south and naughty milfs from south, they all chant his name from their slutty mouth. In bed, of course, Lol. ... From ch50+ you will get to see one of the most unique setting and progression but I doubt anyone will read till there. Highly shameless Ntr ( netori- men will send their wives to fuck Mc, Cuck Zeus, Cuck poseidon, fuck Holy mother... Cuck everyone, ) Nonetheless, No need to donate powerstone and golden ticket. . High focus in sex, less focus on plot. ... ( Leave a comment saying DC Link and I will send you the Qr )

Why build a harem… …when you can steal everyone else’s? Rejected without confessing. Friendzoned before even speaking. Too bad for them he’s done being average. Armed with a system that thrives on charisma (even if his starts at rock bottom), sharp tongue, and unmatched game sense, Eiden isn’t here to play nice. He’s not the hero, not the villain he’s the damn glitch in the story. The protagonist ?? He’ll outwit them. The arrogant beauties? He’ll make them kneel. The childhood sweethearts, the princesses, the cold beauties? They’ll come to him. Willingly. This isn’t your story. It’s his conquest. And no harem is safe.

Shen Yuan, a normal human who was living his life peacefully on earth died mysteriously, only to get reincarnated into the world of cultivation with an unknown bloodline so powerful that it even surpassed his cheat system. ... "Hmm, looks like becoming an alchemist might be good. System, purchase the Alchemy knowledge." [Ding!] [Congratulations, Host, for acquiring Heaven Refining Alchemy Sutra.] ... Follow this to see how Shen Yuan created the strongest harem since Primordial times to journey through the three thousand worlds. Warning! NO RAPE/NO NTR!/Harem/ Discord Link- https://discord.gg/pTRnNvQBdG Support me on Ko-fi for Extra Chapters!! https://ko-fi.com/primordialseven

Uma inveja de um homem derrotado muda completamente a vida de Ayame, a protagonista. De uma vida simples para uma nova vida que ela jamais pensou que poderia acontecer, na qual um "Deus" tenha a reencarnado para pedir algo á ela? O quê vai acontecer nesta nova vida e quais situações e dificuldades estão à sua espera...

#HAREM, #R18, #ECCHI, #SMUT #ROMANCE [WARNING] ****** /THIS NOVEL CONTAINS TOO MUCH EXPLICT SEXUAL CONTENT, CURSE LANGUAGE **** * ** ******* * **** AUDIENCE DISCRETION IS ADVISED "Willa. Man, that girl. Picture perfect. Like, the kind of perfect that made my teenage hormones throw a full-blown rave every time she walked by. My nightly 'Willa fantasies' were legendary, let's just say. Pure, unadulterated, mind-melting… yeah, you get the picture. So, picture this: me, late for class, scrambling through the hallway like a greased pig. BAM! I slam into someone. Willa. And, oh boy, did I get a show. Turns out, she was going commando. A major, major wardrobe malfunction. And let's just say my body decided to throw its own mini celebration. Instant bulge. Visible. Obvious. Her eyes went wide, a mix of surprise and… was that a smirk? My blood was pumping like a jackhammer. I tried to play it cool, slinking back to my seat in the back. But guess who decided to join me? Willa, blushing like she'd just won the lottery. My heart beating hard. Was she into me? Was this my lucky day? Look, I'm not gonna lie. This isn't some deep, philosophical journey. It's about girls. Hot girls. And, yeah, a harem. Because why settle for one goddess when you can have a whole pantheon? But Willa… she's different. She's the OG fantasy. So, the question is, can I juggle a whole crew and still keep my eyes on the prize? Can I have my cake and eat it too, or will Willa make me choose? Stay tuned, because this is gonna get wild." ----------------------- #HAREM, #R18, #ECCHI, #SMUT #ROMANCE ------------------------ [PLEASE NOTE] [THERE'S NOT A SINGLE NTR IN THIS NOVEL UNLIKE THE FIRST ONE.] ---::--------------- Show some support by:- 49 comments= 1 extra chapter. 50 power stone= 1 extra chapter 20 Golden tickets= 1 extra chapter. 1 magic Castle= 7 extra chapter. Thanks you.

Max was just your average guy—until his very first VR headset exploded and killed him. He thought he’d be reincarnated as a hero, maybe with a cheat system to collect MILFs like Pokémon. But nope. No system. No quests. Just one tiny thing: He was born as the Dragon Prince. Not just of some random empire, but of the entire universe, his existence itself was a cheat. His grandmother? The Dragon Empress. His mom and aunts? Generals of a cosmic army that could pinch planets out of existence. Now renamed Aurelius, Max has infinite power, eternal life, and a bloodline that scares literal gods. All he wants is to live a peaceful life surrounded by his new family... But in a universe where war is a Tuesday and peace is a fairy tale, will the prince of the strongest family in existence ever get the quiet life he desires?

You read the title, right? If not... He had been playing an H-Game when all of sudden...his life ended. When he woke up, he found that he had been sent into the world of the H-Game. What will he do now that he's in this new world? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Come follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/DXHaseoXD Discord: https://discord.gg/BGrNgsbXXG

"Venaine Mode: Poetic isekai" is a time-travel novel that tells the story of the protagonist, Arthur Rimbaud, who accidentally time-travels to another world and becomes the "Assassin King" Paul Verlaine in a parallel universe. Arthur Rimbaud was originally a 19th-century French poet who, after an accident, travelled to the modern era and became an undocumented immigrant. During a chance encounter, he obtained the ability to manipulate gravity and decided to use this power to explore the world. In Yokohama, Japan, he met Rantou, a character with whom he shared a deep connection in his original world. Rantou mistakenly believes Arthur to be his partner Paul Verlaine, and Arthur uses this to try to uncover the mystery of his own origins. As the story unfolds, Arthur experiences various adventures in the alternate world, gradually uncovering the complex relationship between himself and Rantou. The novel blends elements of time travel, supernatural abilities, friendship, and romance, showcasing the protagonist's growth and exploration in the alternate world.

Synopsis: Daniel's Odyssey Jhon was just another person amidst the monotony of urban life, until an act of thoughtless heroism plunged him into an unexpected fate. After dying saving a child from a truck, he finds himself not in the paradisiacal heaven he imagined, but in a celestial government office, where souls line up and angels seem more like exhausted civil servants. A bureaucratic error of cosmic proportions—his name simply isn't in the records—leads him to a surreal encounter with none other than God and Death, in a humorous and surprising dialogue. Faced with the unexpected and the impossibility of returning to his original body, Jhon is given three divine choices. However, he dares to go beyond the ordinary and opts for the third and unprecedented alternative: a complete transformation. Reborn as Daniel, a vampire who walks in the sun, he gains a host of unimaginable powers: from binding magic and the ability to materialize the unreal, to the gift of mind-reading, hacking skills, and knowledge of natural disasters and the stock market. His new body is the epitome of physical perfection, and he can now, to his delight, taste the world's food, not restricted to blood. Daniel does not return to his previous life. Instead, he is thrown back in time, to the age of the dinosaurs, to witness the passing of millennia and, perhaps, unravel the "anomaly" that has upset the cosmic balance. Vowing not to kill innocents, but with the ferocity to skin the "bad guys," Daniel now seeks not only to unravel the mysteries of the universe, but also to build the life he always wanted: with wealth, family, and the chance to be everything he was not. Get ready for an adventure that blends fantasy, urban life, police suspense, and divine twists, where an ordinary man becomes an extraordinary being, navigating between eras and realities to shape his own destiny.

Liam feels increasingly suffocated by debt, paralyzing shyness, and the monotony of everyday life. However, everything falls apart when he is falsely accused of a crime and is on the verge of being expelled from university. But as he's wandering hopelessly back home, a strange voice echoes in his head, informing him that he has received the "Harem App." Suddenly, his life is turned upside down, and he now has supernatural powers to win over beautiful women. At the same time, he finds himself entangled in conflicts far beyond those of a mere human.

Steve never quite fit in. An orphan with no attachments, a brilliant student with no excitement for the future—his only escape was daydreaming about another world where magic, adventure, and purpose awaited. One fateful moment, that dream came true. Reborn into a noble household in a world of swords and sorcery, Steve finally has everything he longed for: a loving family, the chance to train and grow strong, and a childhood friend who brings light to his new life. As he navigates this unfamiliar world, Steve’s journey begins like a typical isekai… but fate has other plans. Not every story unfolds the way it’s supposed to. Behind smiles lie secrets, and the path to power is never without pain. As Steve’s life slowly shifts from lighthearted dreams to harsh reality, he must decide: will he cling to the peace he’s found—or rise from the ashes of what he’s lost?

Marcus realized his great dream when he was reincarnated, Isekai Style, in a medieval fantasy world. There he lived his life where he made new friends, gained powers and became a great hero. But when Marcus finally defeated the demon lord a mysterious light sent him back to the modern world. The only problem is that this is not Marcus's original world. It is a world where women are anthro creatures, the ruling class and men are subservient to them under the watchful eye of the Anthrostate. Lost in this new world Marcus refuses to bow down to the anthros and he doesn't mind using his hero powers to defend himself. Tags: [Isekai][Unapologetic protagonist][Overpowered protagonist][Male human protagonist] [F/M] [Human Male on Female Anthro | HMOFA (Furry)] [Gender Role Reversal] [Anthrostate]

Le harem de la reine Valentina semble parfaitement harmonieux... en surface. Mais que se passe-t-il vraiment derrière les sourires polis et les révérences ? Plongez dans l'empire Stellaris où chaque repas cache un poison, chaque cadeau un piège, et chaque baiser une stratégie ! Tags : #Harem, #Fantasy, #Romance, #Strong Female Lead, #Political Intrigue, #Yuri, #Palace Intrigue, #Scheming, #Comedy, #Immortals.

Max Blake thought he hit rock bottom—28, broke, abandoned by luck, and haunted by debt he couldn't escape. A once-promising student, now reduced to taking sketchy day jobs, Max's life turns from bad to worse after a mysterious hotel gig nearly gets him killed. But death doesn't come... something else does. Max wakes up in a strange wooden room, chained, confused—and awakened. A sultry, mechanical voice echoes in his mind: “Beauty Harem System activated.” From that moment on, Max’s world shifts. No longer bound by the limits of his old life, he finds himself pulled into a world of power, temptation, and destiny. With every conquest, the system grows stronger—unlocking forbidden techniques, hidden truths, and unparalleled charm that makes him irresistible to the most enchanting women. Mystical priestesses, rogue assassins, cursed princesses, seductive sorceresses—they’re all drawn to him by fate and fire. But this isn’t just a life of pleasure. Behind each beauty lies a story, a curse, or a secret that could unravel him. The deeper Max goes, the more he realizes: this system didn’t come for free and who created it. To survive, he must master passion, power, and peril—because love is war, and his harem... is just the beginning.

Yes, Going to Isekai is fun, BUT WHERE IS THE SYSTEM, TALENT, I'M NO DIFFERENT THAN NORMAL PEOPLE. So, let's try become OP by little bit of my understanding and MORE hard work. Before that, let's find food first.... I'm may not going premium~ You can support me: https://ko-fi.com/wimpandnoobegg

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

[Warnung: Inhalt für Erwachsene 18+. Extreme Erotik alle 10 - 20 Kapitel] "Was, ich habe zwei SSS-Rang-Fähigkeiten erhalten? Turm, zeig sie mir." [Fähigkeitsname: Göttliche Perverse Berührung] [Fähigkeitsname: 10.000 Arten des Vergnügens Handbuch] --- Kent war ein gutaussehender menschlicher Mann, der aus irgendeinem Grund weder eine Erektion bekommen noch Vergnügen empfinden konnte. Er lebte sein ganzes Leben voller Bedauern und Hass. In dem Wissen, dass seine Tage mit der Zeit nicht besser werden würden, entschied er sich dafür, Regisseur von Erwachsenenfilmen zu werden, wo er die Dinge aus nächster Nähe sehen und für seine Professionalität gut verdienen konnte. (Er konnte keine Erektion bekommen, also keine Merkwürdigkeiten am Set...Lol) Dann wurde er getötet und seine Seele wurde in das Reich des Hasses und der Verbitterung gesogen. Von da an änderte sich alles für ihn. Er erhielt einen Himmlischen Vererbungsturm, der ihm Zugang zu einem Übermächtigen Harem-System gewährte. Er erhielt auch einen göttlichen Körper mit einem vollen 23-Zentimeter göttlichen Stab. Aber das war nicht kostenlos... Er erhielt von der Göttin des Hasses und der Verbitterung den Auftrag, den Gott der Alchemie zu töten. Natürlich muss er die Göttin als Anforderung für seine erste Herausforderung zu seinem ersten Haremmitglied machen. Nach einem ganzen Jahr voller Sex und Vergnügen erfüllte sich sein Wunsch. Dann wurde er ausgesandt, um seine Reise als Kultivator mit einem Harem-System und zwei SSS-Rang-Fähigkeiten zu beginnen. Mit Frauen, die auf seine Rettung warten, und einer Göttin, die jeden seiner Wünsche erfüllt, begann Kent seine Reise mit dem göttlichen Stab, der dazu verwendet werden würde, Frauen glücklich zu machen. Eine Reise voller Blut, Schmerz und Vergnügen... ============ Kein NTR Kein Yuri ============

WELL. FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO CONFESS THAT I DON'T KNOW JAPANESE VERY MUCH BUT I AM LEARNING. AND MANY OF THIS TRANSLATION IS DONE BY AI. SO FORGIVE ME IF I HAVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG. SECOND I WANT TO TELL THEM WHO UNDERSTANDS ENGLISH BUT DON'T KNOW JAPANESE. DON'T WORRY. EVERY EPISODE WILL HAVE A ENGLISH TRANSLATION PART. NOW SYNOPSIS: A boy who reincarnated 2 time in different world. 1st was in a world of swords. and second was a world of heroes. In his both reincarnation he was useless. trash. In first one he died early at the age of 45. But in second reincarnation through straggling he got to become a Hero who kills a god in made. Someone who was in the middle of the process of becoming god. But got betrayed by his best friend and lover and died at the age of 25. I know too . Short. But then he reincarnated again. But this time... Thank God.. You have awakened SSS system SWORD GOD ACCESSION You have awakened SSS skill DNA EVOLUTION You have awakened EX skill Magicule Devourer That's when he comes to remember he had another live before those two. And those two worlds.. He knows them. They were novel world. But this world is different. He is in a magical world. He is a Kijin prince. Exiled Kijin prince . Here is my email: asta73844@gmail.com

A possibly poor attempt at making a novel for the first time. In general, I'm trying to be realistic, a couple characters are based off of a couple of my friends. As the story goes on, characters can get traumatized, scarred for life, or losing limbs. Some may go insane just by wanting to go home, praying it's all a dream.

[No R-18, real harem, or smut scenes] Princess Viana Yanis's life took a dramatic turn after she was married off to a very wealthy Count to save her kingdom's failing finances. Unable to endure her husband's cruel and harsh treatment, she decided to end her life. However, she was given a second chance to live, and she chose to take it. Armed with the knowledge of her past, and supported by a special System, she took various actions to save her kingdom from financial ruin. And she sought revenge on everyone who had hurt her in the past... #regression #kingdombuilding

* MC has femdom fetish * Steve gets struck by lightning and receives a system, he fights with his newly obtained power against demons invading earth He falls in love with various beauties on the way and ultimately becomes the harem King after conquering the immortal world * this book contains some mild femdom stuff * This book covers fetishes such as FemDom, futanari, tentacles, oral sex, Yuri, group sex, exhibitionism, incest, pegging, strap-on, MC cucking others ( netori ) etc *** This book cover is not owned by me

It is the dream of the average anime enjoyer to get hit by a truck and get sent to another world. Nathaniel (no last name) a young man with a hardly exciting life finds himself being given the opportunity to go to another world thanks to a "generous god" that gave him some boons to help him enjoy this new world of he will be going to. He gets to this new world but finds himself taking over the body of a dead prince that was thrown in to a river, deciding to ignore the reason why a prince was killed, he decides to live his own life separating himself from the prince and whatever drama the prince was involved in but can one truly be certain of their identity when they have memories of two separate lives? One of an abused child trapped in a family that hates him and one of a bored and lonely modern man with no prospects of anything in his life. ...... Things to expect from this book Harem? Yes ( 3 women, no more no less) Character growth? Yes? (Will try my best) Epic fights scenes? Absolutely (as a shounen fan, action and fights scenes are my favorite things so I can promise you won't be disappointed) Romance and relationship building with the Harem members instead of the typical bullshit? Yes. The Mc will actively pursue the women his likes and they won't just fall for him just because he's nice. This book is 20 chapters ahead on patreon, so if you want to support me then feel free to do so. www .patreon. com/YoungmasterDio Of course no spaces this will be crossposted on scribblehub and Wattpad

Heroes Within the planet of Arisha, there are beings known as the [Corrupted]. These creatures are connected to the existence of the Chao's being, granting them strength and power beyond anything they could have achieved on their own. Having obtained power that can overshadow humanity, the Gods decided to summon the souls of those who lost their lives in their world and bestow upon them [Divine Power], transforming them into [Heroes] in this new realm. This gift allows them to combat the corrupted beings, amplifying the strength of humanity alongside the power of the Gods to ensure that these beings do not wreak havoc. ••••• During one of the battles between a God and a corrupted being, the corrupted beings launched an attack of meteors against the Goddess of Tornado. In a moment of reflex, the Goddess deflected the attack, unintentionally sending these meteors into dimensional cracks that led to another universe. This resulted in a meteor shower in our world. Tragically, some of these meteors were drawn in by Earth's gravitational force, leading to the deaths of seven students in Japan. In response, the Goddess of Tornado sent these students to the planet of Arisha, granting each of them a special skill. Along with the heroes, another individual was summoned—our main character. However, this person did not possess any titles such as [Hero], [Otherworlder], or [Summoned One], nor did they receive any blessings from a God. **** Please do not take this series too seriously, as I do not. **WARNING!** This series will feature numerous characters that exist within the chapters but will not have any dialogue. This novel serves as a nighttime activity for me while I oversee my family store from 9 p.m. to 6 a.m. Chapters will be uploaded randomly and will typically not include unique wording or detailed descriptions. The writing style will remain stagnant and lukewarm. Each chapter will contain, at best, 1,000 words. Inconsistencies in my writing will always be apparent.