Girl And Boy Jokes

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

Hana Takahashi, a cheerful and kind-hearted young woman, runs a small ramen shop on her own after losing her parents in an accident. Despite the hardships, she remains optimistic, pouring her love into every bowl she serves. One of her regular customers, Ryo Kobayashi, is a quiet and mysterious man who seems oddly interested in her. What Hana doesn’t know is that Ryo is a hitman, feared in the underworld. As he falls for her warmth and kindness, he struggles to keep his deadly profession hidden. Between dodging his past enemies, dealing with nosy coworkers, and surviving the ramen shop’s aggressive cat, Ryo’s double life becomes a chaotic balancing act. Will he manage to keep his secret from Hana, or will fate (and bad luck) expose everything in the most ridiculous way possible?

En un oscuro mundo navega la magia y la espada en un vals de potencia y ambición. La Academia Elysium se alza torre al cielo, donde se templan los elegidos en magos y guerreros extraordinarios. Ambos, nobles como plebeyos se unen para ocupar un lugar en las clases prestigiosas, sometidos a retos que ponen a prueba tanto sus talentos como esfuerzos. Nuestro personaje, muerto miserablemente despierta, reencarnando en una realidad antes escrita por el mismo. ¿El problema? Esta novela la escribió hace mas de 10 años y apenas recuerda, nada, por si fuera poco, parece que en esta historia... Los dioses no lo respaldan....

Juliette Smith is a nerd,a lonely and poor one who only got an admission into the popular university meant for the rich through scholarship. Because of this, daily bullies surrounds her school life, everyone hates her, treats her like trash. Nobody want to associate with her, they call her different names and that,just to make her give up but she didn't. All she wanted was to study and leave the school. It's been this way since she came and now she's in her third year in college. All these happened until she made a deal with the school bad boy, and the story changed. What's the deal about? How did her story change??

CeCe was clever, beautiful and free minded girl but she wasn't able to score good and used to agitate her teachers a lot, she also many times became target of male teachers. When she got kicked out of school for the 7th time, her mum had no choice but to leave her school problems in CeCe's dad hands. CeCe thought it was going to be okay as she can get enrolled herself in another school, but then she finds out that her dad is a headmaster of boy's school and her father wants her to get enrolled in that school! She thought this won't be a good idea. What if she creates a mess again and her dad gets forced to expel her from the school? What if she isn't able to adjust there? What if she doesn't score well there too? But she has no choice...but to study there until she scores high grades. If she accomplishes to score high grades then her father will listen to her and will enroll her in school of her choice! But with boys everywhere, will she be able to concentrate and score good marks? Will she be able to erase her mischievous personality and become nerd? Specially when a certain somebody changes her completely in a way she never expected. **I don't own the cover, cover belongs to Inkstone Webnovel** Please enjoy and support me till the end! Hope all dear readers love my work. Thank you (〃＾▽＾〃) Uploading status: 2-3 chapters daily.

Akira, a teen shattered by his abusive mother and hatred for humanity, resolves to leap from an abandoned building. Lisa, a classmate with mind-reading powers, confronts him, exposing his pain and the lingering goodness he denies. Amid screams and self-destruction, Akira collapses, surviving with broken hands and fractured resolve. Hospitalized, he awakens to Lisa’s exhausted but steadfast presence—her green eyes and quiet strength hinting at unspoken bonds. As dawn breaks, she becomes a flicker of light in his darkness. But trauma’s grip is relentless: Can her empathy outlast his nihilism? In a world he loathes, is survival a curse… or a chance to rewrite it?

Minamoto Kazuya is an ordinary 2nd year highschool boy who's always sleepy. He frequently sleep on the rooftop of his school. One day, an incident occured thus interrupting his peaceful moment. He saw a group of bullies were beaten up by a girl. She is his classmate. Who would've thought this occurrence will lead to a love blooming relationship between these two. (Note: I dont have experience in writing novel lmao and why tf am i using Japan setting. Am not even japanese duh. Okay just enjoy my shitty romcom.) (cover image not sponsored, stole it from google)

Chaby, gadis dengan mata bulat dan rambut panjang yang selalu terurai, berjalan dengan langkah gontai menuju gerbang sekolah. Ia baru saja menginjak bangku SMA, namun rasa gugup dan takut mencengkeram hatinya. Bukan takut akan pelajaran atau teman baru, melainkan takut akan dunia luar yang terasa begitu asing dan menakutkan. Masa lalu yang kelam telah menorehkan luka dalam di hatinya, membuatnya tumbuh menjadi gadis yang manja dan bergantung pada kakaknya, satu-satunya keluarga yang peduli padanya.

Two young girls are used as sacrifices by a Satanic cult. They both return to life as a vampire and a werewolf. However the girls also wake up in hell. They must try to get home.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

In a world where beast tamers are undervalued but essential, young Kieran dreams of following in his late father's footsteps and joining the prestigious Beast Guild. One fateful day, he discovers an unusual kitten-like creature with a crimson-tipped tail and an uncanny talent for mimicry. Intrigued, Kieran secretly takes it home, unaware of the storm his newfound companion will unleash. The creature is no ordinary beast—it’s a Bloodtail, a predator of legend, feared for its adaptability and cunning. As Kieran learns to care for it, the bond between boy and beast deepens, but whispers of the Bloodtail's forbidden nature soon attract unwanted attention. Hunted by those who fear its power—and those who covet it—Kieran must risk everything to protect his new companion. In a world of swords, magic, and beasts, their bond might just change the course of history. In a tale of loyalty, ambition, and danger, "The Boy and the Bloodtail" explores what it takes to rise above prejudice and forge an unbreakable connection with a creature born to defy control.

sinopsis SEMUA BOLEH BACA, TAPI INGET.. ADA RATING UMUR YANG HANYA MENGHENDAKI KAUM DEWASA! HAPPY READING... Dia.. Lucas Vantouxer. Pria dingin tanpa ampun pada siapapun yang berani mengusik ketenangannya. Kejam nan sadis pada siapapun yang berani menghianati. Mereka tak akan pernah hidup tenang jika sudah menyangkut Tuan Agung itu dalam kehidupan. Tak ada ampun bagi mereka jika sudah di seret masuk ke dalam ruangan berbau anyir nan banyak senjata api oleh para anak buah Lucas. Namun semua tetap sama, saat ia tak sengaja menolong gadis dengan pakaian tertutup tengah menghadang jalan dan perlahan masuk dalam lingkar kehidupannya. Gadis itu juga perlahan membawa pengaruh dan selalu menjadi penengah pada konflik-konfliknya. Ya.. perlahan namun pasti, entah dari mana Lucas selalu penasaran tentang gadis itu hingga gadis bermarga Waesley itu mampu membuatnya berubah. Kekejaman dan kearoganan yang selalu ia tampakkan perlahan memudar seiring berjalannya waktu. Mengikuti kata hati seperti yang pernah gadis itu katakan padanya. “kau harus mengikuti kata hatimu jika ingin hidup tanpa beban, Mr. Luc.” - Mrs. Waesley.

"The Candle And The Boy" is a profound psychological drama that tells the story of Ren, a young man living in a reality intertwined between life and death. After facing a mysterious death, Ren begins to search for the truth behind his demise, uncovering painful secrets about his life and family, particularly his mother. Throughout his arduous psychological journey, he encounters "the man with the red face," who seems to lead him toward the truth. However, with every step Ren takes, the illusion he lives in becomes increasingly evident. The novel explores philosophical concepts of death, truth, salvation, and illusion, transcending the traditional boundaries between life and the afterlife. The story raises deep questions about the relationship between personal pain and the search for meaning, and how the past can manifest in frightening forms that compel us to confront deadly truths about ourselves and those we love.

Kamila is a hermit girl, living all alone in a deserted forest with her father. So, it's a shock when the son of the man who was responsible for their exile whisks her away from the forest, her father and the only life that she knew.

I didn’t like how I went with it and decided to stop

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

This will most likely get sexual in some parts of you dont like it then please feel free to skip around the chapters i dont mind. age play is also different then age regression so please look them both up if you dont know the difference. and dont hate on something you don't understand. thank you. enjoy my book

A thousand years ago, the Great Clock rang its final bells to commemorate the world's devastating catastrophe that wiped out all life. There were no plants, no animals, no humans left. However, seven beings descended upon the world of darkness, brought back to life by layers of magic, and succeeded in creating an entirely new world. The world of clocks where the structure of the world changes every 10 years. A sad yet beautiful story about a boy who wanders the world in search of his own identity.

[BL/Fantasy/Mpreg] Shan is a whale player who is known as 'Mr.Shan'. His ID is so valuable that it could almost buy a house. Shan's Waifu is 'Vinzent', a male character who is not very strong. One day, Shan receives an invitation to participate in a beta test and ends up entering into the game world. Shan tries to do everything to power up Vinzent so that Vinzent will agree to be his Waifu. However, he doesn't realize that he himself will end up becoming a Waifu...

Title: A Boy and A Girl Author: mischa143kelvin Genre: Travel Through Time Summary: There was a boy. There was a girl. They lived in two different worlds. They lived in two different lives. One suffers from the moment he exists. One was living in a wonderful life. Their life intertwined with each other by mercy. Will their encounter be his salvation? Will she be the one behind his redemption? Mercy joins two worlds in two different lives-a boy living in dark shadows since the day he was born, suffering until he remained to breathe, and a girl living in wonders surrounding her, basking in the beauty of life. But fate brought them together, then she is the beacon of light in his bleak existence. Friends served to balance out life's abrasiveness; love redeemed the redemption. Her friendship had become his savior while her love was the redemption of him. She made him find peace and beauty, making comfort and serenity come into his life. Through her, he mattered in reality; the pangs in his heart finally ceased. Deep inside him, however, memories resurfaced of a once-happy life torn apart by a tragic past. This boy yearned for his loving family and healing the wounds that scarred his soul. Under the brightness of this magical place, the girl gave him a chance to open his eyes and think everything would be alright. When he opened his eyes, revelation was waiting for him. His dreams and wishes were standing right before him, and the things that made him return to the warm arms of his family filled him with happiness. In the end, he finally learned that home is where the heart truly belongs. And for this boy and girl, they found a home in each other's love, a love strong enough to transcend two different worlds and bring redemption to a broken soul. Travel Through Time: The amazing journey of two souls tied together by destiny and the power of love that heals even the most depthful wounds. You are in for a ride as you get caught up in the telling of the strength that one human can have on another's life. From the Series "Travel Through Time"

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

Tessa and her boyfriend find themselves in a big schemes of a bad boy. Will they overcome their bad decisions? Will their love win?? Or she will lose her heart to a bad boy?