Girl And Boy Jokes

Chen Yuxin was once an ordinary university student that was bullied, obsessed with cultivation novels but trapped in a mundane life. After a tragic accident, he wakes up in the body of a young noble girl—Xiao Lian, who was abandoned for being “talentless” in cultivation. However, fate grants her a secret advantage: the Supreme Intelligence System, a sentient AI capable of analyzing techniques, optimizing training, and even predicting battle outcomes. With a weak body but an unparalleled mind, Xiao Lian must navigate the treacherous world of martial sects, royal intrigue, and ruthless cultivators. As her power grows, so does the attention of dangerous figures, including a cold and arrogant genius who finds himself captivated by her brilliance. But underneath it all, one question lingers: Was her reincarnation truly an accident, or part of a greater scheme?

Mellow, as in Melloriew was instructed to look after a young boy who was seventeen years younger than him. Although the two aren't blood related, words couldn't describe the bond they shared.

She is the Heiress of Colchester, tired of living under the control of her Mother, and decided to rebel against her but then comes the most Handsome servant who swept her off her feet. What will be her fate? Will there feelings stand the test of time? Find all this out in this beautiful masterpiece.

Content Warning: This story contains mature themes and explicit sexual content. Reader discretion is advised. Hiroshi Takeda, a tall and muscular 36-year-old man, was living an ordinary life in Japan until a strange twist of fate brought him to a fantasy world filled with diverse races and unusual customs. Known as "Henry" in this new realm, Hiroshi quickly realized that this world had very different norms—interracial relationships were unheard of, same-sex intimacy didn’t exist, and modesty was almost nonexistent. But for Hiroshi, that didn’t matter. He had one goal: to explore this strange and fascinating world in the most intimate way possible. Whether it was a cute catfolk, a beautiful elf, or a shy centaur, Hiroshi didn't discriminate. Male or female, as long as they were beautiful,pretty ,cute,hot,sexy and without muscles, they caught his eye—and his passion. As Hiroshi starts his “sex adventure,” he breaks every cultural norm and taboo of this world, charming his way through villages, befriending (and sleeping with) beautiful beings from mermaids to fairy, and making a name for himself as the first human unbound by tradition. With a mix of humor, romance, and plenty of spicy moments, Hiroshi’s story is one of discovery, connection, and indulging in the pleasures this fantastical world has to offer.

After Marian consumes an injection of one of the forbidden paths, he experiences radical changes in his body structure. N-No no no no, my path is supposed to make me exceptional!! Well I am exceptional now.. But seriously not that kind of exceptional!!!! Why???!!!

The eminent Jincheng Jiang Family adopted two sisters, the younger sister Jiang Fanyue was sensible and gracious, talented and beautiful, while the elder sister Jiang Zhe was ignorant, unaccomplished in anything. When their destitute biological family came knocking, the Jiang Family couldn't wait to pack Jiang Zhe off and keep Jiang Fanyue; the family wealth, reputation, the status of being the heiress, the fiancé—all henceforth had nothing to do with Jiang Zhe. . Jiang Zhe stepped into her own family's home, her eyes full of skepticism. Could the precious Tang Dynasty painting on the wall be authentic? Were the bowls used for serving vegetables and soup made from the unique material of gilded cloisonné? What happened to the so-called impoverished family? What, there's also a top-tier fiancé from a leading Beijing family? Can she call off the engagement? . The magnate cornered her against the wall, pulling her into his embrace, "What do you think, Madam?" "I'm so poor in studies I fail everything, I don't deserve to join an affluent family." The magnate pulled out her perfect-score college entrance exam paper. "I'm good for nothing, incapable of everything." The magnate lifted the veil off her identities as a Divine Doctor, designer, hacker, composer... and so on. He tenderly quipped, "I'll work hard, to prove myself worthy of you, Madam." 【Since my childhood, I have been without desires or demands, but the moment I laid eyes on you, for that brief second, I prayed to the gods and Buddhas—I yearned for you—Qin Jingchen.】

David Weber never believed it would happen, but he would go back in time, to be more exact, to the year 1997, in search of becoming a great Hollywood director.

Minamoto Kazuya is an ordinary 2nd year highschool boy who's always sleepy. He frequently sleep on the rooftop of his school. One day, an incident occured thus interrupting his peaceful moment. He saw a group of bullies were beaten up by a girl. She is his classmate. Who would've thought this occurrence will lead to a love blooming relationship between these two. (Note: I dont have experience in writing novel lmao and why tf am i using Japan setting. Am not even japanese duh. Okay just enjoy my shitty romcom.) (cover image not sponsored, stole it from google)

A thousand years ago, the Great Clock rang its final bells to commemorate the world's devastating catastrophe that wiped out all life. There were no plants, no animals, no humans left. However, seven beings descended upon the world of darkness, brought back to life by layers of magic, and succeeded in creating an entirely new world. The world of clocks where the structure of the world changes every 10 years. A sad yet beautiful story about a boy who wanders the world in search of his own identity.

Hana Takahashi, a cheerful and kind-hearted young woman, runs a small ramen shop on her own after losing her parents in an accident. Despite the hardships, she remains optimistic, pouring her love into every bowl she serves. One of her regular customers, Ryo Kobayashi, is a quiet and mysterious man who seems oddly interested in her. What Hana doesn’t know is that Ryo is a hitman, feared in the underworld. As he falls for her warmth and kindness, he struggles to keep his deadly profession hidden. Between dodging his past enemies, dealing with nosy coworkers, and surviving the ramen shop’s aggressive cat, Ryo’s double life becomes a chaotic balancing act. Will he manage to keep his secret from Hana, or will fate (and bad luck) expose everything in the most ridiculous way possible?

Full moon. Cold night. Dark shadow. Warm gun. The Beast of Glenkildove has stalked Ireland for centuries. Now, you must hunt it.

En un oscuro mundo navega la magia y la espada en un vals de potencia y ambición. La Academia Elysium se alza torre al cielo, donde se templan los elegidos en magos y guerreros extraordinarios. Ambos, nobles como plebeyos se unen para ocupar un lugar en las clases prestigiosas, sometidos a retos que ponen a prueba tanto sus talentos como esfuerzos. Nuestro personaje, muerto miserablemente despierta, reencarnando en una realidad antes escrita por el mismo. ¿El problema? Esta novela la escribió hace mas de 10 años y apenas recuerda, nada, por si fuera poco, parece que en esta historia... Los dioses no lo respaldan....

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

In a dark world, magic and the sword dance in a waltz of power and ambition. The Elysium Academy rises like a tower to the sky, where the chosen ones are forged into extraordinary mages and warriors. Both nobles and commoners come together to secure a place in the prestigious classes, subjected to trials that test both their talents and efforts. Our protagonist, having died miserably, awakens—reincarnated into a reality once written by his own hand. The problem? He wrote this novel over ten years ago and remembers almost nothing. As if that weren’t enough, it seems that in this story... The gods do not stand by his side.

CeCe was clever, beautiful and free minded girl but she wasn't able to score good and used to agitate her teachers a lot, she also many times became target of male teachers. When she got kicked out of school for the 7th time, her mum had no choice but to leave her school problems in CeCe's dad hands. CeCe thought it was going to be okay as she can get enrolled herself in another school, but then she finds out that her dad is a headmaster of boy's school and her father wants her to get enrolled in that school! She thought this won't be a good idea. What if she creates a mess again and her dad gets forced to expel her from the school? What if she isn't able to adjust there? What if she doesn't score well there too? But she has no choice...but to study there until she scores high grades. If she accomplishes to score high grades then her father will listen to her and will enroll her in school of her choice! But with boys everywhere, will she be able to concentrate and score good marks? Will she be able to erase her mischievous personality and become nerd? Specially when a certain somebody changes her completely in a way she never expected. **I don't own the cover, cover belongs to Inkstone Webnovel** Please enjoy and support me till the end! Hope all dear readers love my work. Thank you (〃＾▽＾〃) Uploading status: 2-3 chapters daily.

Akira, a teen shattered by his abusive mother and hatred for humanity, resolves to leap from an abandoned building. Lisa, a classmate with mind-reading powers, confronts him, exposing his pain and the lingering goodness he denies. Amid screams and self-destruction, Akira collapses, surviving with broken hands and fractured resolve. Hospitalized, he awakens to Lisa’s exhausted but steadfast presence—her green eyes and quiet strength hinting at unspoken bonds. As dawn breaks, she becomes a flicker of light in his darkness. But trauma’s grip is relentless: Can her empathy outlast his nihilism? In a world he loathes, is survival a curse… or a chance to rewrite it?

Chaby, gadis dengan mata bulat dan rambut panjang yang selalu terurai, berjalan dengan langkah gontai menuju gerbang sekolah. Ia baru saja menginjak bangku SMA, namun rasa gugup dan takut mencengkeram hatinya. Bukan takut akan pelajaran atau teman baru, melainkan takut akan dunia luar yang terasa begitu asing dan menakutkan. Masa lalu yang kelam telah menorehkan luka dalam di hatinya, membuatnya tumbuh menjadi gadis yang manja dan bergantung pada kakaknya, satu-satunya keluarga yang peduli padanya.

Two young girls are used as sacrifices by a Satanic cult. They both return to life as a vampire and a werewolf. However the girls also wake up in hell. They must try to get home.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

In a world where beast tamers are undervalued but essential, young Kieran dreams of following in his late father's footsteps and joining the prestigious Beast Guild. One fateful day, he discovers an unusual kitten-like creature with a crimson-tipped tail and an uncanny talent for mimicry. Intrigued, Kieran secretly takes it home, unaware of the storm his newfound companion will unleash. The creature is no ordinary beast—it’s a Bloodtail, a predator of legend, feared for its adaptability and cunning. As Kieran learns to care for it, the bond between boy and beast deepens, but whispers of the Bloodtail's forbidden nature soon attract unwanted attention. Hunted by those who fear its power—and those who covet it—Kieran must risk everything to protect his new companion. In a world of swords, magic, and beasts, their bond might just change the course of history. In a tale of loyalty, ambition, and danger, "The Boy and the Bloodtail" explores what it takes to rise above prejudice and forge an unbreakable connection with a creature born to defy control.

sinopsis SEMUA BOLEH BACA, TAPI INGET.. ADA RATING UMUR YANG HANYA MENGHENDAKI KAUM DEWASA! HAPPY READING... Dia.. Lucas Vantouxer. Pria dingin tanpa ampun pada siapapun yang berani mengusik ketenangannya. Kejam nan sadis pada siapapun yang berani menghianati. Mereka tak akan pernah hidup tenang jika sudah menyangkut Tuan Agung itu dalam kehidupan. Tak ada ampun bagi mereka jika sudah di seret masuk ke dalam ruangan berbau anyir nan banyak senjata api oleh para anak buah Lucas. Namun semua tetap sama, saat ia tak sengaja menolong gadis dengan pakaian tertutup tengah menghadang jalan dan perlahan masuk dalam lingkar kehidupannya. Gadis itu juga perlahan membawa pengaruh dan selalu menjadi penengah pada konflik-konfliknya. Ya.. perlahan namun pasti, entah dari mana Lucas selalu penasaran tentang gadis itu hingga gadis bermarga Waesley itu mampu membuatnya berubah. Kekejaman dan kearoganan yang selalu ia tampakkan perlahan memudar seiring berjalannya waktu. Mengikuti kata hati seperti yang pernah gadis itu katakan padanya. “kau harus mengikuti kata hatimu jika ingin hidup tanpa beban, Mr. Luc.” - Mrs. Waesley.

"The Candle And The Boy" is a profound psychological drama that tells the story of Ren, a young man living in a reality intertwined between life and death. After facing a mysterious death, Ren begins to search for the truth behind his demise, uncovering painful secrets about his life and family, particularly his mother. Throughout his arduous psychological journey, he encounters "the man with the red face," who seems to lead him toward the truth. However, with every step Ren takes, the illusion he lives in becomes increasingly evident. The novel explores philosophical concepts of death, truth, salvation, and illusion, transcending the traditional boundaries between life and the afterlife. The story raises deep questions about the relationship between personal pain and the search for meaning, and how the past can manifest in frightening forms that compel us to confront deadly truths about ourselves and those we love.

Kamila is a hermit girl, living all alone in a deserted forest with her father. So, it's a shock when the son of the man who was responsible for their exile whisks her away from the forest, her father and the only life that she knew.

I didn’t like how I went with it and decided to stop