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Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple. Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights! From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong! Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism? Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?" The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

An epic journey of a basketball player's life... "Writing stories is like shooting hoops; you keep scoring and missing, then continue, relentlessly, until you leave the court." The distant and fervent world of basketball across the sea became the stage on which the young men released their energy and let their imaginations soar during the monotony and uncertainty of adolescence. He hopes that children who love playing basketball can have real basketball to play...

The Dayan Empire had enjoyed a reign of over thirteen hundred years. The Emperor was critically ill, the Crown Prince was regent, local immortal sects were entrenched, and central authorities were vying for power in the chaotic court. Upon waking, Xu Yuan saw a dilapidated temple in the mountain rain at night, saw the eerie, broken-armed stone Buddha, and, the mysterious woman by the fire, her face veiled by thin gauze. ... ... He had become the ultimate villain's third son, of pure heritage and legitimate lineage. The fake villain, dressed in fine garments and enjoying luxurious feasts, simply waited to be humiliated, while the real villain was caught by the Big Ice Lump and dragged across the world in flight from the start. Golden finger? Only a fake villain relied on a golden finger to get rich, a true villain dared to confront a bleak life! "If Heaven had not birthed me, Xu Changtian, villains would be as eternal as the never-ending night." "........" "Father, save me!"

Gabriel, a dominant omega, is caught up in a complex web of intrigue and danger at the royal court. After uncovering the truth about Olivier, a member of the royal family, and inciting a rebellion, he is marked by an unknown alpha. As the rebellion overthrows the old order, a new empire emerges, driven by a ruthless ruler whose rise Gabriel inadvertently enabled.Haunted by the weight of his actions, he flees from his family, his past, and the dangerous ties of the court. On the run, Gabriel must deal with shifting alliances, hidden enemies, and the growing power of the mysterious alpha whose mark he carries. As the empire's grip tightens and ghosts from his past resurface, he must decide whether to confront the forces threatening to engulf him—or risk losing himself completely in a world that regards him as either a pawn or a weapon.

-Widow's game book 2- In the kingdom of Elynor, love and ambition ignite like fire and magic. Twenty-five years after the kingdom’s dark age, we enter the Golden age where the crown prince of Elynor lives a life of indulgence. Beloved by the people and renowned for his power, Prince Elynor’s charm is rivaled only by his ego, which often clouds his sense of duty. Meanwhile, Isolde—a shy yet fiercely talented mage—dreams of securing a position in the royal court. From her humble beginnings, Isolde has fought to prove her worth, but self-doubt and rigid discipline threaten to keep her from embracing her full potential. When their paths collide in the grand halls of the Elynorian court, sparks fly in more ways than one. His confidence challenges her insecurities; her determination tests his arrogance. Will their clashing personalities tear them apart—or will they discover that together, they are an unstoppable force? A tale of ambition, desire, and destiny in a world where love is the ultimate magic.

Aurora, the most sought-after courtesan, was consumed by her obsession with avenging her family’s death by murdering the king. However, fate took an unexpected turn when she unknowingly saved the very man she despised, setting in motion a series of unforeseen troubles.

Kim Young-Sik, the youngest prince of the Chiongsun realm, was forever altered at the tender age of eight when he witnessed the brutal slaying of his mother, the Queen, and his brother, the crowned prince. This harrowing experience led him to dedicate himself to the arts of swordsmanship, healing, and governance. His fate shifts dramatically when he crosses paths with the new court maiden, Hong Jin-Ri.

TW: This story contains discussions on eating disorders, graphic violence, strong language, assault and sexually explicit scenarios. Sebastian Aster is a handsome well sought after Prince, but he could never settle down, his demon wouldn't let him. That is until one day Lilith walked into his court. She was hired from the Lahnust clan, a clan that is a special guardian force bred and raised at a young age to rid the world of evil. Little does she know her presence awakens the primal urges deep within the prince.

‘I must entertain the masses.’ This was Jester’s lifelong goal. After leading 12 different lives as a Hero, King, Sage, Jester, and more, all he wanted was to mock the king and his court. Unfortunately for him, his majesty didn’t appreciate his vicious jokes. Jester died, trying to flee for his life. But death wasn’t the end for him. For his 13th and last life, he triggered the Archetype System and reincarnated in a world of magic and perils. [This is your last life. Don’t waste it!] [Welcome to the world of Archetypes!] Oh, before I forget, soon, players from Earth would flood into his new world. But even players won't escape from his clutches! Even people from the Earth will be tamed!

Pablo Castillo was the worst, the evilest, the biggest criminal in the whole world. He was the ominous figure known as Criminal X. It’s a name that sends shivers down the spines of those who utter it. His past, a mysterious enigma, shrouded in darkness, only adds to the legend of the world’s most notorious criminal. However, Pablo’s reign of heinous crimes comes to an abrupt end when a specially trained military force, an elite group made especially to capture Pablo, finally apprehended him. The capture of Criminal X sent shockwaves around nations, for this man had defied all laws and moral boundaries. The world watched as he was brought to the highest court to face the consequences of a lifetime of malevolence. The International Court of Justice, in a bid to administer justice that matches the magnitude of his crimes, bestowed upon him the most excruciating execution ever conceived. The world erupted in celebration as news of his demise spread like wildfire. An international holiday was declared, a day of liberation from the tyranny of Pablo Castillo. The day was named with triumphant fervor. They all called it—World Independence Day. Pablo Castillo was a man so evil that even the kindest of Gods couldn’t find pity for him. But… Some Gods needed that man. That too, Desperately. ——— ——— ——— Gib Money - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

Most would expect the daughter of the king of one of the four strongest nations in the Realm of the Angels to enjoy great luxury and power. While her Father may enjoy those things, that isn't the case for Rosemary. The hated daughter only manages to attract disdain from others in the royal court despite her gentle and kind nature. Rosemary was born with a weak body, preventing her from living up to the ideals of her father and his court. Such environment pushes Rose to attempting to end it all. But she is unable to do so as she recalls her older brother's love for her. As she drowns, she cries out for help. But no one is around. No one but a certain handsome man with eyes as cold as her father's.

Aurelius Glorianus, nicknamed Rory, is a talented young sorcerer living a quiet life in a forest village. One day, his beauty and kind nature catch the attention of an ancient forest spirit. One thing leads to another and they end up courting each other. This is the tale of a man working hard to navigate his relationship with a powerful Eldritch entity and the rest of humanity while he slowly becomes something in-between the two.

In a world where ancient pacts still bind mortal families to the whims of the fae, fifteen-year-old Ali must spend her summers in the Summer Court as tribute—a centuries-old price for a mysterious transgression committed by her ancestors. But what begins as a journey into a realm of enchanting beauty quickly reveals itself as a dangerous game of politics, power, and hidden agendas. When the enigmatic Summer Queen announces that some tributes, including Ali, will be sent to stay with the Winter Court, Ali finds herself caught in a web of fae intrigue. Ali must uncover the truth behind her family's ancient agreement with the fae—before she becomes another casualty of their immortal games. I will be publishing this novel on Royal Road.

In the war-torn kingdom of Thalor, love is a battlefield, and revenge is a crown of thorns. Aelric, a hardened general with nothing to lose, infiltrates the royal court to destroy the monarchy that massacred his family. His heart is set on vengeance, his blade sharpened for blood. But everything changes when he crosses paths with Cassiel, the cold and enigmatic crown prince burdened by a cursed prophecy. Beneath Cassiel’s icy exterior lies a heart fractured by loneliness and guilt, and Aelric soon finds himself torn between his thirst for revenge and the strange, irresistible pull of the prince’s sorrowful eyes. Their connection is a dance of passion and peril—a love that burns with the fire of hatred and desire. Yet, in a kingdom teetering on the edge of war and betrayal, neither man can afford to let their guard down. As secrets unravel and enemies close in, Aelric and Cassiel must decide: will they sacrifice their fragile bond for vengeance, or will their love defy fate and forge a new destiny? In this gripping tale of lust, heartbreak, and redemption, every choice comes with a price. And in the end, only one question remains: how much blood will they spill for love?

Après avoir reçu un message de Rin ASHIBA, la fille dont il est amoureux, Sora ISOSHI se rend dans une salle de classe de son lycée où Rin lui avait demandé de le rencontrer. Mais lorsqu'il arrive dans la salle de classe, il se retrouve seul. Pensant à une blague, il sort de la salle, mais une fois dehors, dans ce qui devrait être le couloir de son lycée, il voit à la place une grande pièce blanche où, assise sur un trône au fond de la pièce, se trouve Rin ASHIBA. Elle lui explique qu'il a été choisi par la Tour pour tenter de l'escalader et devenir son nouveau roi. Mais n'étant pas né dans ce monde, il n'a pas la capacité d'utiliser ce que tous les habitants de la planète sont capables d'utiliser, l'Ushi. Sora va donc se voir attribuer un étrange pouvoir. Un pouvoir avec lequel il va essayer de grimper la Tour, en essayant de répondre au souhait de Rin et ainsi devenir le nouveau Roi de la Tour.

" Be careful with what you wish for. " In a modern world with: cultists sacrificing lives, vampire's factions waging war against each others, werewolfs fighting the coruption, demons building their religion, fairies attending court and humans hunting everything. Unbeknownst to the rest, their lives are peaceful. Frederique being a bullied girl for being plump, was tired of her life. She wished to change. But WHO answer her prayer and what is the PRICE.

Alfred, a history teacher on Earth is suddenly thrown into the body of Prince Alfred Lindonfall, the twelve-year-old prince and heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Ammar. With the abrupt death of his father, the responsibility to rule a Kingdom falls on his shoulders. Having to navigate a medieval court and world, his journey to creating an empire and putting his knowledge into practice sees him become a man he never knew he could be, being shaped by the new world and unique circumstances he faces. There are many characters who get a lot of focus and can be called a lead in their own right, but I won't put their character descriptions in as it would be too much of a spoiler for chapters in future. A rough map of the local realm: pls don't laugh I know it's bad. https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/1064890274397856571/ If unable to see its also in the first chapter comments now. Cover Art: not mine so here is the credit. https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/351912463658203/

It is the dawn of the 22nd century, The world is fractured by War. Theo is a degenerate Neet, who spends his days indulging in Erotic Vr-worlds. Theo managed to evade mandatory military service for years, by claiming disability. The War has come to his City-state. While attempting to hide from a draft officer, a nuclear bomb plunges his city into atomic fire. Once again alive. He wakes up in a medieval like court filled with fantastical races. The body he inside of is not his own. Sentenced away for various crimes, he did not commit. Robbing the kingdom's treasury, Identity fraud and defiling the youngest of the country's princesses . He is found guilty and is sentenced to repay 100 000 000 million gold in debt! or face the gallows. **** Updates 5x a week **** If you're interested in supporting me in anyway, I publish weekly fantasy smut shorts on smash words for the price of a coffee. https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/LewdWhisperer809

In 2076, the sun vanished, plunging the world into eternal night and ushering in an age of vampire dominion. Humanity crumbled under the matriarchal rule of the Queen and her Prime Minister, Aaron Von Ichi, as love and loyalty became dangerous games in a world ruled by desire and power. Astorine Vaughn Alder, born human but raised amidst the decadence of the Earthen Empire, struggles to find her place in a court teeming with betrayal and bloodlust. As secrets about her lineage and destiny begin to unravel, Astorine is drawn into a dangerous dance of love, lust, and ambition. Her humanity is both a strength and a weakness as she navigates the treacherous paths of power. But as her rise begins, whispers of her transformation hint at a fate far darker than she could have imagined—a fate that will bind her to the night forever.

Set in the golden age of an ancient kingdom, The Untold Story of King Rajavendhan unravels the forgotten legacy of a ruler whose name was buried by history but whose deeds shaped a civilization. King Rajavendhan, known for his unmatched valor and wisdom, ascended the throne during a time of turmoil—political unrest, external threats, and internal betrayals. Under his reign, the kingdom flourished through his revolutionary reforms, courage on the battlefield, and compassion for his people. But his enemies, both within the court and beyond the borders, conspired to erase his legacy. As a mysterious chronicler uncovers Rajavendhan’s story centuries later, the audience is taken on a journey of epic battles, unbreakable alliances, and a ruler’s relentless quest for justice.

Bree was a modern girl reborn into the world of shifters, as a bunny. This was obviously a cruel joke since she had died in her previous life by being mauled. In this new world, females were few due to the warlike environment. The different clans would constantly fight over land and resources. Females were considered the most valuable resource. If females refused to find at least two mates by the time they matured, they would be sold. You didn't want to be sold. Sold females were considered property and would get a mark of slavery on them. Because females were so expensive, they were usually bought by whole communities to be shared by unmated males. The mark of slavery prevented them from contracting a mate and therefor accumulating power and territory. You needed to create a strong home by contracting with powerful shifters. After contracting, they would receive your mark and become your champion. They would fight for your honor, use their magic ability for your benefit, and provide for you. In return, you were expected to produce eggs. Males could be the leader of a clan, but a female could take over large territories by contracting the strong clan leaders. After expanding her territory, a female would be considered nobility. The stronger their champions, the better their resources and territory. Larger area's typically had one queen female and her court made up of nobility. Every double full moon, they would fight for the honor to have their female enter the queen's court. At the end of the queen's reign, she could choose a new queen from her court. In the midst of all this, Bree discovered her own magic power, 'Otome Gamer.' While Bree is trying to fulfill her quests, and an ultimate goal that would change everything, a frightening darkness is spreading, and shifters start to dissappear. Along her journey, Bree makes friends and discovers that fated mates actually exist.

In the kingdom of Moon Aires, Kassandra Escalante. A bold and spirited lady general, shocks the court by asking the hand of the 7th prince Kalix Noah El Greco, known for being unlucky and cold-hearted. “As a reward, I will grant you a wish, General Escalante. Tell me, what is it?” “I want to be a wife, your majesty. I want the 7th prince to be my husband.” Despite their contradicting personality, Kassandra with her power of luckiness and optimism, dreams a peaceful life as Kalix’s wife. They find themselves drawn into a passionate enchantment fueled by their desires. Will their chemistry lead to the ultimate collision of luck and jinx? Or maybe… fate will have a different plan to two people who had promised not to fall with each other. Is there a happy ending when secrets were lurking around?

The terror of ancient prophecies lies in the wait for death! The 9/11 attacks, the Indian Ocean tsunami, the Wenchuan earthquake… one prediction after another has been proven true. As 2012 approaches, are you ready? An ancient French poetry collection marked “Forbidden for Human Reading” hides an earth-shattering secret. Why have those who possessed this book met with untimely deaths? Why was Mars Barth, a once-respected prophet, expelled from the royal court? What connection does he have with the great seer Nostradamus? The tales of One Thousand and One Nights start to unfold in reality, as terrifying and bizarre events occur one after another. What deadly schemes lurk behind the world’s façade? The horrifying doomsday prophecy—2012 has become synonymous with the end of the world. Yet another prediction coincides with the mysterious prophecies of the Mayans. Will a cataclysmic disaster, tied to the fate of humanity, strike in 2012?

A young noble, torn between duty and desire, finds himself thrust into a world of dark magic and hidden dangers when an ancient force threatens to consume his kingdom. As the shadows of betrayal close in, he must confront the very power he has always feared, and make a choice that will determine not only his future but the fate of Eldoria itself. With his allies by his side, he embarks on a dangerous journey that will test his resolve, his strength, and his heart. In the end, the line between ruler and protector blurs, as he learns that the greatest power is not in what you control, but in what you are willing to sacrifice.

"Phoenix Ascendant: From Maid to Empress" tells the story of a modern girl who travels back in time to the Han Dynasty, becoming the illegitimate daughter of a minor official, Ji Mingxuan. To escape a fate of being traded like a commodity by her family, she decides to enter the imperial palace and fight for her future. With her wit and cunning, she rises step by step from a lowly maid to become the empress. This is a historical novel filled with palace intrigue, personal growth, and romance, showcasing how the heroine survives and thrives in the complex world of the imperial court, ultimately ascending to the pinnacle of power.

Lucius Lothra, a passionate gamer suddenly find not just himself but the whole world in a fantasy world where Knights and Mages exist. All Earthlings who once played a VR Game called System Online wake up in this world with their own Systems which they created when playing System Online. Lucius had just created an account when a world ending event occurred so he didn't play the game but he did manage to create his own system. The only problem that Lucius has is that he doesn't know if his system works or not and the only way to find out is... DEATH!!!

Yuhang was watching NBA at home when he suddenly traveled to the 2022-23 NBA court and became a bench player for the Miami Heat. Realizing that I was about to be cut by the Heat, I awakened my system and found out that using trash can actually increase my shooting, speed, and physical strength by 10%. Isn't this a bug?! Let's take a look at how Aerospace started the Heat dynasty with the brothers of the Heat.

Years ago, a strange crack appeared in the sky. No one could explain where it came from or how it opened. From the crack came terrifying creatures called Riftborn. To fight back, the Supreme Sorcerer Detective Court (SSDC) was formed. This group of powerful sorcerers and fighters became humanity’s protectors, standing against the Riftborn and helping those in need. Victor Noir, once a professor at a famous academy, was invited to join the SSDC after the leader of Squad 7 was killed in battle. Though he had no experience with the Riftborn, Victor accepted the challenge. Victor’s mission is not only to fight the Riftborn but also to uncover the truth behind the crack in the sky. Is it possible to close it? Who or what opened it? These questions haunt him as he works to protect Archkam City.

After an untimely demise, our protagonist finds themselves reborn in a medieval fantasy world—but not as the typical overpowered hero. Instead, they're reincarnated as the heir to a small kingdom known for its progressive views on gender and individuality. However, they quickly discover their new body comes with a twist: they’re now the kingdom’s Drag King, a royal figure celebrated for bridging cultural divides through their commanding presence and dazzling performances. As they navigate court intrigue, a looming war with a neighboring empire, and the challenges of maintaining their identity in a new world, they find allies in unexpected places—a stoic knight with a soft heart, a rebellious mage, and a scheming noble who’s more than they seem. Blending humor, drama, and action, this story follows the Drag King’s journey to unite their kingdom, explore self-expression, and prove that charisma and creativity can conquer even the darkest challenges. warning it may be deal with difficult topics proceed carefully

Rebirth from the Cold Palace: The Emperor's Lies tells the story of Changsun Chiying, who is reborn six years before her tragic death in the cold palace. Once an empress, she was demoted to a discarded concubine after her family was implicated in a rebellion and ultimately died in a fire in the cold palace. After her rebirth, she vows to change her fate, using her memories and wisdom from her past life to uncover court conspiracies, seek revenge against the heartless emperor, and protect her family. In this game of power and love, Chiying must face not only the emperor's cruelty but also the intricate schemes within the palace. Her path to rebirth is fraught with challenges, but she is determined to rewrite her destiny and emerge victorious.