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*Lưu ý: Thể loại 18+ *Cảnh báo nội dung: Màu Câm là một tiểu thuyết boylove không chỉ về tình yêu, mà còn mang đậm yếu tố tâm lý và tình cảm, lấy bối cảnh u tối và đầy bất trắc. Đây không chỉ là câu chuyện về tình yêu mà còn là hành trình giằng xé giữa tổn thương và hàn gắn, giữa đấu tranh và chấp nhận trong một xã hội khắc nghiệt. Nội dung câu chuyện có chữa những tình tiết nhạy cảm như bạo lực thể xác, áp lực tâm lý, tổn thương tinh thần và các nội dung trưởng thành mang tính cưỡng ép. Không phù hợp với độc giả nhỏ tuổi hoặc dễ bị tác động mạnh. ⚠️Hãy cân nhắc kỹ trước khi đọc và đón nhận câu chuyện với sự thấu cảm và cởi mở. ***Trân thành cảm ơn*** *Giới thiệu: "Màu Câm – Âm Thanh Của Im Lặng" không chỉ là câu chuyện tình yêu đơn thuần mà còn là sự giao thoa giữa hai mảnh đời vỡ vụn trong một thế giới đầy hỗn loạn. Một thợ sửa xe tự lập, từng trải, sống cùng người bạn xã hội trong khu tự trị, nơi luật pháp là thứ xa xỉ và con người tồn tại bằng bản năng sinh tồn. Anh mang phong thái ngang tàng, từng quen với khói thuốc, máu, những trận ẩu đả không hồi kết. Một chàng trai khiếm thính và câm, mồ côi từ nhỏ, lớn lên trong sự im lặng tuyệt đối, nhưng trái tim vẫn khát khao yêu thương. Đối với thế giới, cậu là một kẻ lặng lẽ, yếu đuối, dễ bị chà đạp. Nhưng chỉ có những ai đủ kiên nhẫn mới nhìn thấy ánh sáng dịu dàng ẩn sau đôi mắt ấy. Họ gặp nhau trong một tình huống không ngờ tới. Họ dần thấu hiểu và bù đắp những khoảng trống trong cuộc đời nhau. Một người chạm vào sự im lặng của người kia, còn người kia, lần đầu tiên, tìm thấy một nơi để lắng nghe mà không cần ngôn từ. Nhưng tình yêu nơi khu tự trị chẳng bao giờ là điều dễ dàng. Những cuộc ẩu đả, những bí mật không thể nói ra, những định kiến xã hội và những hiểm nguy rình rập từng ngày… tất cả đều có thể nghiền nát họ bất cứ lúc nào. Liệu tình yêu không lời có đủ sức vượt qua tất cả? Hay cuối cùng cũng sẽ bị chôn vùi trong lặng im?

In the bustling heart of Tokyo, Cid Hayashi and Kiyomi Izumi navigate the delicate dance between friendship and budding romance in So Near, So Almost, So Sweet. Their bond, forged through shared laughter and countless moments spent truly understanding each other, begins to blossom into something more, a sweet and tantalizing "almost" that lingers in the air. Both harbor secret feelings, terrified that confessing their true emotions will shatter the comfortable dynamic they've carefully cultivated. As they navigate the ups and downs of school life, from awkward encounters in the hallways to stolen moments beneath the cherry blossoms, their unspoken desires simmer beneath the surface, creating a will-they-won't-they tension that keeps them—and their friends—on their toes. Will their fear of rejection ultimately keep them apart, or will they find the courage to risk it all for a chance at love?

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

Naniniwala ka ba sa kasabihang kung kayo, kayo? at "what's meant for you will always find you?" Kahit na imposibleng magtagpo ang landas niyo? Si Liyahn Cruz, simpleng babae at nangangarap na maging isang ganap na manunulat ngunit kailangan niya munang makapagtapos ng kolehiyo sa kursong naaayon sa kagustuhan ng kanyang mga magulang. Tuwing bakasyon umuuwi sila sa probinsya- tahimik at payapa at kung siya nga ang masusunod gustong gusto niyang manatili na dito. Para sa kanya perpekto ang probinsya para makapagsulat siya ng magandang libro. Si Yohan Vale, isang sikat na international celebrity (kung saan siya nagmula, anong bansa at anong lahi? kayo na mga mambabasa ang bahala, depende sa imahinasyon niyo). kilala sa larangan ng pagkanta, sayaw, at sa aktingan. Siya na ata ang pinaka sikat at perpektong male celebrity sa panahong ito. Ngunit sa kabila ng kasikatan akala ng lahat perpekto na ang buhay niya. Sa una naman masaya siya, sino ba namang hindi diba? pinapangarap ng lahat ang buhay na meron siya. Ngunit sa likod ng kamera pagod nalang ang nararamdaman niya at para bang wala na siyang katahimikan. Magkaibang mundo at landas. Sa paanong paraan kaya sila pagtatagpuin ng tadhana? Paano kung ang pagtatagpong ito ay mas higit pa sa inaasahan nila at hindi kapani paniwala? Pagtatagpong hindi kayang ipaliwanag sa realidad. Ang pagtatagpo ba nila ang magbabago at ang magpupuno sa mga kakulangan sa buhay nila?

Sweet and Naive, That's her! Meet Lily Lee, a 17 year old High schooler. She has the features of an angel; cute brown eyes, small nose, small pink lips and long silky hair. She was a student of Luxe High School (LHS). A school which screamed luxury and Excellence, meant for the rich only and scholarships entry wasn't allowed. Meet Lucas Kyung and Reed Park, the male leads- ML. While, Lucas is funny, flirty and close to Lily (Her best friend), Reed is cold, reserved, avoids girls like a plague and is a real definition of a 'Rich Kid'. News Flash! Lucas and Reed are rivals and the history of their hatred remains a mystery to people. What happens when these guys fall in love with the same girl? Will she be able to choose between them? What if she's stuck between her feelings and friendship? Will she be able to conceal her feelings? Join me on this Epic journey to find out more.

An over confident lady who thinks that all boys will kneel before her will encounter a man who seems to unlike every girl in the world. Will she be able to melt this man's stone heart with her charisma or will she fall for her own trap?

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Abused and expelled from her pack for being fat, Cassie has to find a new alpha, one that is willing to take her with her flaws. She has heard of Abel, an alpha with a bad temper, who was expelled from his original pack and created his own in some mysterious way. She can only hope he will accept her. Every person Abel takes into his pack has some flaw that has been rejected by others, but he doesn’t see flaws, just beauty. When he first sees Cassie, he knows he wants her. He senses the darkness and the strength inside her, and he has no choice but to use every single means possible to make her crack, so that she can use the strength that now terrifies her. Only by pushing her is he able to get under her skin and unleash the power that Cassie holds. But Abel’s needs come flooding him. He’s the alpha, meant to be strong. No woman has ever been able to handle him. Has he found that woman in Cassie? Can she handle his brand of control? His need to protect?

"One plus one equals to two, prove me wrong " ".... I don't find anything wrong " " See that, I am never wrong " ".....? "

Sometimes the one thing you are looking for is the one thing you can't see.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Before her rebirth, Lin Yuhuan was foolish, too trusting, too naive. She lost her family's fortune, was framed by her wicked stepsister, and was thrown into prison like a criminal. On her birthday, the man she loved, the fiancé she had given her heart to, shamelessly handed her over to another man like she was nothing more than a whore. She died full of hatred. But fate wasn’t done with her. Reborn before everything fell apart, Lin Yuhuan knew she couldn’t be soft-hearted anymore. This time, she would protect her family, destroy her enemies, and never waste her love on the wrong man again. And the man she had feared and avoided in her past life? Gu Beishen—the cold, untouchable power in the business world, became her only salvation. "Mr. Gu, are you thirsty or hungry? Is there anything you like?" Lin Yuhuan asked, standing beside him with a cup of tea, her voice gentle but cautious. Gu Beishen’s dark eyes locked onto hers. He lifted her chin, a slow, dangerous smirk curving his lips. "I like you."

Why so obsessed? A world where beauty equates to strengths. As ugliness equates to feebleness. A dying world filled with depravity. Where its counterparts? Follow the story of a couple dancing in the Requiem of Madness. ------------------ No harem No NTR Couple battle-orientation

Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance… Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?

Askara, a twenty-one-year-vintage college student, bought the digital fact game "Vagabond: I Will Find U" He was selected to emerge as the demon lord of that game. His remaining aim is to rule the game internationally, however, he does now no longer constantly use violent means. He determined his reason once more after his dream of turning into a football participant become shattered with the aid of using an accident. Someone claiming to be a cosmic being stated that he became curious approximately what human beings might do if given tremendous electricity to extrude the international. Instead of being afraid, Askara becomes even greater keen to play the game. The story`s climax occurs whilst Askara almost controls the complete myth internationally. He used magic to create the international`s model of the internet, a contemporary-day transportation system, and so on. That international steadily have become very superior. That system, it turns out, is on Earth, the planet from which Askara in the beginning came. Long ago, Earth was superior drastically and annihilated different civilizations withinside the universe.

An unremarkable and socially awkward eighth-grade student navigates the mundane routines of high school life, blending seamlessly into the background. Like many of his peers, he harbors simple aspirations—friendship, recognition, and a sense of belonging. However, his quiet existence is abruptly disrupted when an unforeseen and unfortunate incident unfolds, causing significant turmoil within the school. Due to his lack of prominence and timid nature, his inadvertent involvement in the event leads to widespread resentment among his fellow students. As he becomes painfully aware of the disdain directed toward him, he is forced to confront the consequences of his actions. Plagued by self-doubt and social alienation, he grapples with an agonizing dilemma—does he still have the chance to restore his reputation and regain the respect of his peers? This poignant journey, infused with darkly relatable humor, navigates the complexities of self-worth, societal perception, and redemption. Through moments of introspection and absurdity, it challenges one’s understanding of identity and belonging. Witness his arduous struggle as he seeks to reclaim his dignity and forge meaningful connections in an environment that has turned against him.

Cynthia thought she had it all: wealth, family, friends, and a guy who loved her. She was actually happy in her life until everything turned into a worst nightmare, a man she loved. Victor and her best friend plotted against her; they killed her and took everything away from her. Cynthia was mercilessly shot on her wedding night. But it seemed like fate was on her side; she was saved by the most powerful man in the city, and when Cynthia woke up. All she wanted was vengeance, but can she defeat the man she loved with all her heart? Will she choose to forgive and love, or will she choose the most dangerous path of vengeance?

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Just look at how Begonia transforms from a pampered girl into a powerful woman who dominates the business world! 200 million debt, not afraid! And the affectionate Prince Charming Celeste follows her around! Woman's brilliant life and growth and transformation!