Funny Contracts For Friends

“ “I am not concerned about what you are here for, at least not yet. We both know you won’t be staying long.” Lord Marcus dropped the file on the table with the golden ring on it,pushing it towards Alexa, “ Sign the god damn deal and be lucky to be my wife for six months!” Alexa stared at the ring. It was so familiar like she had worn it in her past life, like it was meant to be hers from the start. ——————————— In a contemporary world where humans and super natural creatures lives, The crown of Onyx is usually accorded to a leader chosen from any of the various kingdoms to lead the full existence. Lord Marcus, the alpha of the wolf kingdom has his mind set on being accorded the crown of onyx. He has kept to the rules for years and had ruled the werewolves in love and harmony but he has one more obstacle,his wife. Anasia, the wife of Lord Marcus, plots with Losd Marcus best friend,Edward, to bring the downfall of the great Lord Marcus and to achieve this, she takes a drastic measure of hiring a doppelgänger to act as an imposter. But what she does not know is, Alexa was married to Lord Marcus in the past. Alexa, a youthful hopeful girl born into a very poor family, works directly as a spy for Boss Gambino. Alexa gets notified of her last assignment for her boss Gambino. Not only is the offer tempting, she would also get to walk away freely, with all her debts cleared. It was the job of an imposter,simple and plain but she had no idea who Anasia is or what she’s getting involved in. Alexa,taking up the job offer, is shocked to find out that Anasia’s husband is the mighty Alpha of the werewolf dynasty aiming for the crown of onyx. The strangest thing that occurs from the very day she set her eyes on Lord Marcus is the constant dreams and memories of a life they both shared; a life she has no idea about. Alexa, the once upon a time marked mate of Lord Marcus, is reincarnated after her first life with Marcus, seeking revenge for her unjust death. Unaware of her reincarnation, Alexa finds her memory of the past mere dreams brought about by her growing attraction to the Alpha Lord. Alexa’s memory of her past life would determine the future of Lord Marcus and the solution to incoming challenges. Her reincarnation would not only bring justice to her unjust death but bring to the limelight all of Lord Marcus’ pretentious enemies. ************

After getting her heart broken by her boyfriend who cheated on her with her best friend, Camille decides to shut her heart and never trust men again. To distract herself from the heartbreak, she goes to a club with her friend. All she needs is someone who will only distract her from everything.Niklaus McDonalds is just the perfect person she needs. Though his personality is nothing to write home about but he's sexy, incredibly handsome and a renowned player who is known to never sleep with the same girl twice. He has never been involved in a relationship and never planned to either. Niklaus has slept with so women in his life and he doesn't expect Camille to be anything more than a hookup but what could happen when they meet again and he has to play as her fake boyfriend?

Ruby: Reborn as 14-year-old girl, wakes up to see that all she knew has changed; and not for the good. No one recognizes her, or what the Upfront has done to protect them. The remaining few Kids that are alive are treated worse than animals. As for the people, she meets the Heartchilds, who are willing to take her in, but as her memories flood back, she says to herself that she is not going to waste this second life she has been giving. On a track to clear up her past and make new friends along the way, she will learn what true trust is, and how far people are willing to go for something they themselves don't even know where it ends. Will Rubys newfound friends be the break she needs, or will they just hold her back from her true purpose?

It has never been Viviane’s plan to enter a contract marriage with a billionaire heir—nor was falling for him. Desperate to escape poverty, Viviane never expected her salvation to come in the form of a forced marriage with Lucid Petras, a cold, enigmatic billionaire heir. But as the line between pretense and reality begins to blur, one question remains: love was never in the contract, but could it be their way out?

It has never been Viviane’s plan to enter a contract marriage with a billionaire heir—nor was falling for him. Desperate to escape poverty, Viviane never expected her salvation to come in the form of a forced marriage with Lucid Petras, a cold, enigmatic billionaire heir. But as the line between pretense and reality begins to blur, one question remains: love was never in the contract, but could it be their way out?

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Trapped in contract love and misunderstandings, Alexis's life spirals out of control. Homeless after her uncle seizes her house and burdened by her father’s illness, her despair deepens when she discovers she’s pregnant with Greyson Whitmore's baby, the billionaire who is already married to the powerful billionaire Clara Everett. Desperate and confused, Alexis decides to tell Greyson about her pregnancy, and her world shifts. Greyson offers her promises of responsibility, care, and even a serious relationship, giving her a glimmer of hope. But the relief is short-lived when she learns Clara is also pregnant—and Greyson is tied to a secret that could destroy everything. The child Clara carries isn’t his, but to protect his family’s reputation, he’s bound by a promise to maintain the lie. Shattered, Alexis runs away, directionless and broken, only to face a greater danger. Clara, determined to protect her own secrets, has a evil plan that could ruin Alexis’s life.

Normally, having the reputation as an arrogant loner wouldn't bother Adrian but when his Parents and Board of Directors threaten to stop the flow of contract until he gets a wife between thirty one days He just needs to convince Alyssa, a frustrated young lady who has been sacked twice and now is on a job hunt in Adrian Company, to marry him so they both get what they want Ann, a young cripple who attends BRIGHT WAY COLLEGE and capture the heart of the popular twins. What happens when she discover that the guy she fell in love with first was only using her for his advantage and was also working with the school queen and popular bully

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A world where Bubbly meets Strict. "Oh crap! " Clarissa+Brandon Opposites attracts Sparks fly

Ivy Warren, a 21-year-old young woman born into a family of professional assassins, was trained by her father to kill mercilessly and never normalize her victims. Things were going well until she signed a contract to kill a very powerful and wealthy investigator, a mission even her father was unable to complete. To carry out her mission, she adopts the name Ludovica Russo and pretends to be an innocent damsel in distress to get closer to her target who turns out to be enigmatic and irresistible Xavier Baccio Berardo. What happens when the prey, Xavier, falls for his hunter, and vice versa? Can this talented assassin complete her mission as always, without any emotional strings attached? Let's find out in... Trapped By The Contract Assassin

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Matthew Franklin wakes up in a new world as Park Jason Gabriel, the illegitimate son of a wealthy South Korean family. After his mother's death, he moves in with his paternal family, where he faces humiliation and the burden of his hidden status. At thirteen, he endures a difficult life until he leaves for the States, only to be forced back by his family. Now, he must take his older brother's place in an arranged marriage to Kim Seo-yeon, an heiress facing a crisis. Bound by tradition, the marriage is non-negotiable, requiring them to stay together for at least three years. Jason must navigate his new and unwanted life under these circumstances.

If you could gain power, wealth, or prestige, but at the price of your soul, would you accept the deal? Humanity continues on to day-to-day life, oblivious of the supernatural creatures that lurk in the dark. Being attacked by one of these creatures, Jayce Price was given a choice, sell his soul or die as a human, picking one of the options, multiple messages appeared in front of him. [ You have acquired the System ] [ Current Demonic Synchronization 0.00% ] [ Increasing Demonic Synchronization ] --- Author here, As this is my first ever novel I would appreciate constructive criticism to help improve the quality of the novel. Hoping to improve the quality as I write more so please feel free to state your opinions on the matter. It would be most appreciated if you could support my novel in any way you can, every contribution toward a goal is valuable, regardless of how small it may be. Also, special thanks to J.G. for the artwork! Contact me through Discord or Email for any questions: Ribblood#3222 Ribblood2@gmail.com

Anna is an innocent girl, and the only daughter of her parents. she just graduated from the college, and got a job at a luminous company. Anna living happily with parents but unfortunately her father collapsed and was taking to her hospital, They were asked to provide huge amounts of money for her father's surgery. her mother is just running small shop of cookie and Anna doesn't have such amounts and they no one to run for favors, suddenly she comes to think of borrowing the money from her boss. On the other side James the CEO of Civida international been engaged to Clara by contract and don't want to marriage between he and Clara. Later when Anna met him , he took the opportunity of Anna to offered a proposal of her to act as him wife for a year. Anna has no choice rather than to accept is offer in other to save her father's life. Anna has it in mind that after one year they go on their ways . But unfortunately destiny wasn't that way -------------------------

[Warning: This novel features Mature Content 18+] Separating from her mother after 11 years brought out a lot of change in Ayana. Her cheerful self was gone, she was quieter and reversed. When she thought everything would change for the better, she was betrothed to a vampire. It was a political marriage. If that was not the worst, that man hated humans. The rumors said he killed humans just for pleasure. Just when Ayana thought she was ready, life gives her another surprise, her husband is a handsome swindler that likes to aggravate her with his sweet talk. He is an expert actor who likes to pretend his love for her. Can she resist her husband's charm and walk out of the marriage with an intact heart? Excerpt: “I will go first. I, Luca Winter, would assist and help Ayana Winter on her revenge plan and would never harm and hurt her. In return, I will ask for something Ayana Winter possesses and she had to give it to me willingly as the payment of my help.” Luca said casually. Ayana frowned as she looked at Luca. “Is it my father's journal?" Ayana said as she looked at the man, voicing her suspicion. Ayana noticed as the man's smile freeze for a millisecond. The man tried to act casual, but Ayana has got her answer. Ayana smiled as she finally got the response. The man was after her father’s mysterious journal. “I will give it to you if it is on my hand,” Ayana said still with a smile on her face, "and if not, you would have to ask for another thing with a similar value, take it or leave it." In her heart, Ayana promised to herself that she would never claim the book as hers, therefore Luca would never have a chance to claim it as his. She cannot believe the man, but she knew she needed his help if she wanted to make evident progress in her plan.

It was hate at first sight! Vice President Jeannie Boon hated Prince Christopher Sebastian Lucille Spark at first sight. Since his name was as pretentious as him, she would rather not come into contact with him. But that is something that can't be avoided. Not when he is the biggest benefactor that can help her non-profit organisation to reach it's milestone and get more benefactors. Prince Christopher Sebastian Lucille Spark needs a wife. And when the petite little Jeannie Boon enters his office to 'exhort' money, he is not letting her win so easily. Will Jeannie be able to escape the plans that Prince Christopher has for her? Or will a certain prince fall into his own trap?

Ten years ago, twenty-six prodigious heroes were summoned from another world to defeat the Demon Lord, a battle they won, cementing their status as legends. However, their victory came at a cost-Elianor, one of their own, was mysteriously murdered. Distrust and grief tore them apart, and the once-united group disbanded, each hero walking a separate path, leaving the past buried. Now, a decade later, a dark prophecy looms once again. The world calls for its heroes, but they are no longer the same. Shin Hiiro, an average mage and former companion, is sent to reunite the fractured group. As he tracks down each hero, he finds that time and tragedy have changed them-some have embraced power, others have vanished into obscurity, and a few harbor dangerous secrets. With every hero he encounters, Shin begins to unravel the truth behind Elianor's murder. Old friendships are tested, and loyalties blur as Shin realizes that the heroes who once saved the world might now be its greatest threat.

He gave her a promise. She gave him her heart. Now, betrayal is the price of her freedom. Elena DeLuca thought her engagement to Antonio Moretti, heir to the most powerful mafia family, was a dream come true. His charm, his power, and his whispered promises of love blinded her to the truth—she was just a pawn in a deadly game of ambition and lies. When a secret conversation shatters her perfect world, Elena discovers Antonio’s heart belongs to another. Determined to break free from the chains of deceit, she flees with a contract torn in half—her only proof of the web of manipulation that ensnared her. But the Morettis don’t let anyone walk away, and now Antonio’s enemies want her dead…or worse. As dark secrets unfold and deadly alliances shift, Elena must decide—will she become a queen in a kingdom built on treachery, or will she burn it all down for revenge?

Alyssa and Jake have been inseparable since childhood, their bond unshakable and their memories countless. But as high school begins, life grows more complicated, and the once simple lines of friendship blur. Between new faces, unexpected challenges, and the weight of unspoken feelings, the cogs of fate begin to turn. Will Alyssa and Jake remain the steadfast friends they’ve always been, or is their story destined to become something more? Dive into a tale of humor, heart, and the rollercoaster ride of growing up—where every moment might just change everything.

Kyla Samuels, a beautiful, vibrant and ambitious young woman, gets a preposterous proposal from Lynn Damon, a wealthy and imposing director after a one-night stand between the both of them. What begins as a mere pleasure-satisfying encounter turns into an unexpected proposition: Lynn offers to pay Kyla to date him for just one month. Though initially infuriated and insulted by his audacious request, Kyla is drawn into a whirlwind of emotions, choices, and secrets that strike a change in their lives. Will something deep emerge from this chaotic Duo?

When Elizabeth Hayes, a woman who loves art and music returns home to save her family's failing gallery,she never expects to find herself in the crosshairs of Xavier Coles,a billionaire known for his ruthless business acumen and cold demeanor. The Cole's family owns half of the businesses in New York City, and now, Xavier sights are set on Elizabeth's family asset. Desperate to save her family's legacy, Elizabeth confronts Xavier only to be surprised when he offers her an unextended deal: he will save her gallery but on one condition SHE MUST MARRY HIM. What will happen when she begins to see glimpse of the man behind the cold facade.

To save her family from financial ruin, ambitious and fiercely independent Ella Reyes signs a contract to be the fake fiancée of Damien Calloway, a cold yet devastatingly handsome billionaire who has everything—except the freedom to choose his life. For Damien, this arrangement is a means to escape his family’s overbearing control and secure his inheritance. For Ella, it’s a chance to save her loved ones and pay off her crushing debts. But as their fake relationship turns into real sparks, secrets from Damien’s past and Ella’s own fears threaten to tear them apart. Can two people bound by a lie find the courage to risk everything for love?

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