Twilight Jokes

Foreign wish, scrambled dream. I know her wish, but does she know mine? A twilight that begins in school, bringing with it cryptic secrets. Do I really want to know... The true nature of this place? A simple story of a hero and a demon king.

In a world ravaged by wars and sun-driven chaos, the remains of humanity clings to survival within the singular haven of Utopia. Dr. Umami Christopher unveils the Twilight 6000—a device meant to shield against the sun's lethal touch. Instead, its activation triggers cosmic upheaval, casting Earth into shadow and humanity into an existence where humans become shadow-like still retaining their dimensions. As Utopia navigates this altered reality, the "Shadow Saga" unfurls, revealing mysteries, strange abilities, and the struggle for survival against cosmic forces in a world forever changed by twilight.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!! ——— ——— ——— Read My Review Gib Money - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

After an eternity battling the darkness, the Eternal Soul Monarch — Twilight — made his final gamble. He chose to cast aside his ancient body and reincarnated into the future, seeking a golden age prophesied to come. Now reborn as Twilight Nightfall, a boy stripped of everything, he awakened in a world that had forgotten his legend. His past was lost, his power, erased and he was reborn without his memories. In the depths of nothingness, he strayed on the path despair. Yet, in his darkest moment, a reason to live revealed itself. Chosen by the Sovereign System, Twilight was sent into the Astral Realm, a game-like universe filled with mythical races, untapped resources, and boundless opportunity. Here, the strong reigned supreme, and the weak were trampled into dust. To rise, he must prove his worth. To survive, he must reclaim what was lost. And as the fragments of his past resurface, the world will learn that some legends never die. The Eternal Soul Monarch is back and this time, he will claim eternity itself. Follow Twilight as he ascends to the apex of the Astral Realm, dominating players and rivals alike while gradually piecing together the shattered fragments of his past life, becoming a legendary figure in all worlds.

In a quiet, snowy mountain, two children, twilight fates entangled together, dreamed of becoming magicians in a far-off, glorious city. However, smooth road wasn't the one that was ahead of them.

in a world of ruined sanctuaries and eternal twilight—a realm where ancient divine promises lie shattered and the specter of a long-forgotten covenant haunts every crumbling stone. The saga follows Eliam, a solitary wanderer burdened with visions of a bygone era, whose quest to reclaim the sacred covenant unfolds gradually over time.

"I think am in love with Ishtar's husband," Nadia Browne said suddenly, and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

Shiva was a 28-year-old teenager who died in a car crash and was reborn with the power of Ghost Rider in the Twilight and TVD (The Vampire Diaries) world. . . . Arthur's Note: My grammar may not be the best, but I'm working on improving it. I don't own any of the characters, only my original character (OC). I would appreciate feedback and support if you enjoy the story. I will be updating it three to four days a week.

Reincarnation sickness, a rare affliction of a powerful soul, where memories of one or more past lives blend into dreams. Dream-walking, a nearly uncontrollable magic that makes connecting to others with the same magic as easy as dreaming. Which dreams were once her reality, which could influence her present, and which are merely dreams?

Javier Rodriguez ~ Ruthless. Fearful. Callous. - "I know I don't deserve you, but I still won't let you go." Giorgia Torrini ~ Delicate. Graceful. Innocent. - "Isn't dying better than marrying him?" Atlast the time comes when the Mexican Cartels and the Famiglia are expected to join hands by making a deal to expand their territories. But this deal has become the worst nightmare of Giorgia as she is supposed to marry the future Capo of the Mexican Cartels - Javier Rodriguez who is worse than death itself. Will this marriage of convenience work? Will Giorgia's brightness disple his darkness or will Javier's darkness ruin her in it? ____________________________________ Tropes~ • Mafia Romance • Arranged Marriage • Grumpy X Sunshine • Forced Proximity ____________________________________

*Trigger warning - this novel contains explicit blood, gore, rape, R-18 scenes which might trigger you* Aurora Roosevelt Eighteen-year-old Aurora Roosevelt had a bright future ahead, fueled by big dreams and the unwavering support of her loving parents and younger brother. But in a single, heart-wrenching day, tragedy strikes-her parents are brutally killed, her brother is taken captive, and Aurora is violently torn apart, her life irreversibly altered. Now trapped in a world of blood, gore, and darkness, she finds herself ensnared by Braxton, a psychopath whose obsession with her knows no bounds. Orion Ashbourne Orion Ashbourne is the youngest, most successful businessman in his country, born into privilege and responsibility. Shielded from the world's darkest corners, he lives a life untouched by the violence and pain Aurora faces daily. One fateful encounter between Aurora and Orion pulls them into each other's worlds. As their lives intertwine, Aurora's past and Braxton's obsession threaten to tear them apart. Will Orion be able to pull Aurora from the darkness and show her a brighter future? Or will Braxton's relentless hold claim her soul forever? A deadly love triangle emerges where obsession, love, and survival collide. Aurora is caught between the blood-soaked world she's been forced into and the light she desperately craves in the form of Orion. Will she ever escape, or is she destined to remain trapped in Braxton's darkness? Hello lovelies, this is your author Kara. This book being my first one holds a very special place in my heart. Plus I am trying first person POV which is genuinelly very difficult so please be a little understanding of this new author. But I truly hope you will like it. Positive critics and encouragement are always welcomed. Let's unfold this saga together! Follow me on instagram for a visual treat of "The Devil's Reckoning : A Twilight Sage" at my IG handle @kara_gardner_ Book cover credits - Kara Gardner Instagram - @kara_gardner_

The universe is ruled by gods, their dominion upheld by the vast reach of the Divine Federation. For millennia, they have shaped history, silencing those who dare to defy them. But when the Celestial Realignment begins, ripples of change spread across the cosmos, awakening ancient empires, stirring forgotten legacies, and unearthing forces that should have remained buried. All eyes turn toward a seemingly insignificant planet—Terra—where destiny is quietly unfolding. Caught in the heart of this cosmic storm are Leonard Haravok and Samantha McCoy—two souls bound together in ways neither fully understands. Leon seeks vengeance for a past that will not let him go, while Sam, burdened by guilt, longs for connection in a life shaped by solitude. As the tides of war rise, their paths become inexorably intertwined, testing not only their strength but the fragile emotions neither dares to name. In the chaos, alliances will be forged, betrayals will cut deep, and amidst the fire of war, hearts may find themselves entangled in ways neither fate nor duty could predict. The Age of False Gods is ending. But what comes next may be far more dangerous.

Embark on a journey where shadows whisper and the veil between worlds thins, in "Twilight's Edge." In a reality where the cursed are chosen and the marked become heroes, Altharus's ordinary but miserable life is shattered by forces beyond his comprehension. Thrusted into a realm of darkness and danger, he, must navigate a world where ancient magic pulses with life, and monstrous entities lurk in every shadow. Armed with powers that are both a gift and a curse, he faces trials that challenge the very essence of his being. Will you dare to walk the edge?

Tripped of his memories and powers, Kaden must rebuild his strength and uncover the truth behind his friend's betrayal. As he masters the rare Shadowblade abilities and forges new alliances, Kaden discovers his destiny as the Twilight Guardian. With each victory, Kaden grows stronger, but also grapples with the weight of his newfound abilities.

**"When a cosmic glitch turns a biryani-loving teen into the god of a broken universe, he’ll need more than divine powers to survive his own creations—including a goddess who hates him, sentient pasta, and a black hole that runs on dad jokes."**

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

you would never be my mate.sienna said to Daniel frowning. really? he asked. Later she smiled and said, I love you the most Dan. *************************** Two most powerful people are put together, would they set aside their grievance and be together or would they choose to fight each other to death?!. the werewolves vampires humans and witches are forced to face the foxes as they they tried to rule over the other four races. Daniel and Sienna stand up to face Ducaleon the only hybrid vampire and werewolve and uncrowned king of the vampire and adopted son of the fox royal family who caused the death of their parents but what happens when they face HIM the man behind the scenes, who wants to rule over the five races, with the help of Ducaleon who is completely unaware or is he?

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Reina is a normal girl living a normal life until her untimely death at 22, trying to save what she thought was a puppy about to be run over by a truck. After her death, she meets a mysterious entity that gives her a new life and 3 wishes to start her new life off. Reincarnated in Twilight, will Reina be able to live a fulfilling life as a Dark Fey, or will she be misjudged and beat down by the supernatural around her. As she grows and learns about herself, just how much does she actually know about her past life, and was it actually so normal as she thought it was. A/N - This is my first time writing, so if there is anyone reading this, just give me some friendly pointers on how to make this story better if I decide to continue this. P.S. - I also don't know if there will be any kind of love interest, so I guess just give me some names and I'll think about it.

Join Silver, the brother of Bella swan. As he starts a blood sucking journey that will echo his name in history. MC looks: young Dylan O'brien I don't own twilight or any of its characters, except for silver. no harem, no cheats, no transmigration. Just a dude with the regular rules of the twilight world. cover from chat gpt

Tom. A friend. Not a foe. A friend. (made for an inside joke)

Ethan, a dying man with only months to live, finds purpose in God’s Dream, a virtual MMORPG where he leads the legendary Mythril Hearts. When the game is set to shut down after mysterious circumstances, Ethan vows to achieve the impossible: reach Level 999, a feat no one has accomplished. With the help of his guild, he succeeds, becoming the first and only player to reach the pinnacle of power. On the final night, Ethan faces Ecliptar, The Twilight Dragon, a Transcendent boss no one has defeated. In a fierce battle, Ethan emerges victorious, but as the dragon falls, it speaks: “Give glory to my meaningless existence...” Ethan awakens on Xander, a vast and magical continent where power is scarce and the strongest humans barely reach Level 49. His body is whole, but his strength is reset. Now a Level 1 Twilight Archon Sovereign, Ethan must navigate a land of warring factions, ancient secrets, and untold dangers. Armed with his instincts and his illness free body and Ecliptar’s mysterious gift, he sets out to reclaim his power and rise to seeks to rise to more heights. As Ethan explores Xander, with every challenge, he grows stronger, unlocking the potential of his new class and forging his own path in a world where power is everything., Twilight Archon Supreme is a tale of resilience, redemption, and the unyielding pursuit of greatness, where one man’s journey redefines what it means to leave a legacy—even in the face of oblivion.

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

A centuries-old vampire-elf war rages until one elf uncovers the Aelor, a compassionate and determined elven mage, seeks to heal his fractured world from the shadows of corruption and prejudice. Amid political intrigue and a growing threat of dark forces, he forms an unlikely bond with Kaelen, a vampire who challenges everything Aelor was taught to fear. As tensions rise between humans, elves, and vampires, Aelor must confront his ideals and fight for unity, love, and a future where all can coexist in peace.

Perburuan para twilight yang bersembunyi sebab menentang pemerintah negara memporak-porandakan klan twilight yang tersisa. Empat twilight yang baru kembali setelah berlatih sihir seharian dibuat emosi ketika melihat semua teman-temannya hilang dari tempat persembunyian mereka. Satu-satunya barang bukti selain peluru dan granat tangan hanyalah sebuah syal merah maroon yang tergeletak di atas bongkahan bangunan yang telah roboh. Lalu, siapa pemilik syal itu? Apa hubungan antara pemilik syal dengan perburuan twilight? Dan Apakah ke-empat twilight itu berhasil membawa pulang teman-temannya? Atau malah menjadi tumbal tambahan para militer negara? Nikmati keseruan petualangan mereka disini! Sstt, shut up and don't spoiler!