How I Met Your Mother Literally Figuratively

“The greatest villain in the world? That’s me?!” Kade, a struggling actor, wakes up in a strange fantasy land where everyone thinks he is Kaedus, a feared Dark Lord destined to rule or be defeated by the heroes. With no idea how to use magic or fight, Kade decides to rely on his acting skills to survive. It seems easy enough, until his "loyal" minions start scheming, the hero’s party begins closing in, and the prophecy about his downfall might actually be true. Pretending to be a villain was supposed to be simple, but staying alive might cost Kade more than he ever imagined.

Spiritual Qi Resurgence, Gods descending? Continuous disasters, all living beings suffering? What does it have to do with me? I'm just a patient with an incurable disease, who's been given up on treatment and has a countdown to death. Embarking on the path of exorcising demons and annihilating immortals with my crippled body is not for the sake of protecting my family and country, but because the hazardous duty pay is too tempting, especially the compensation... "This Evil Gods profession system is cursed, even if there's smooth progress in the early stages, the practitioners will eventually commit suicide..." "Give me a set." "This Demon Sword poisons its user and has already taken ninety-nine lives..." "Give me two, and also that man-eating demonic helmet, soul-devouring blood claws, get me a set." "This Magic Potion is harmful to heaven and earth..." "Enough talk, I'll take them all!" However, the problem is, why am I still alive after taking on all these high-risk missions, stepping on every risk, and doing every deadly task? 【Congratulations, congratulations! Ranked first among the Top Ten Heroes Who Moved the World...】 "...Heavens, wasn't the average life expectancy in this line of work three and a half years? I've been here for one cycle of three years after another, I'm almost an S-level hunter, the first of the top ten heroes! Why am I still alive? I just want to make an honor sacrifice, scam some compensation! Is that so hard?!"

Van and his friend Magus had reincarnated in another world with magic. Tasked to kill the demon lord, they set forth. Van was granted very rough skills that made life for him in that world a living hell, yet he muscled through. Magus however, was bestowed with unfair skills. Due to some of said skills, he gained a harem, which in time, included the girlfriend Van made in the world. After beating the Demon Lord, and after finding out his girlfriend had been stolen from him, he got very upset and so he went to propose to... The Demon Lord...!?

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A young adult woman runs away from home one early morning about a month after she turns eighteen in order to once and for all escape the constant mental, emotional, and physical abuse of her father, and the unconventional lifestyle that came with living under his roof that resulted in a controlling and dysfunctional family dynamic throughout the immediate family. As she takes small steps of her own to start her own life, Kathryn learns just how complex the outside world can be, what with knowing who to call your friends, the dating scene, mental health issues, and keeping oneself safe from danger, regardless of what form it takes. With each passing experience, Kathryn writes journal entries to her mother, detailing her experiences, the life she wanted to have, and an ultimate wish in the end. Dearest Mother is a tale about complex behaviors, feelings, and decisions, that are seldom talked about in today's world.

Lexi sat on the floor, tears streaming down her face. Noah quietly entered the room and walked over to her. Without a word, he pulled her into a gentle hug. "Don’t cry anymore, Lexi," he whispered softly. "It’s not your fault that one of the twins is missing. We’ll find her, I promise. One day, we will." But Lexi’s pain erupted. She snapped angrily, pushing him away. "You always say that! But I can’t keep going on like this. It hurts so much! I’m a mother now, Noah, and it tears me apart not knowing where my other twin is. Is she okay? Is she happy? Has she eaten? I don't know anything, and it’s killing me." Noah stood up and moved to stand beside her. She was staring out the window, lost in her sorrow. "I'm a dad too, Lexi," he said quietly, his voice thick with emotion. Lexi turned to face him, regret in her eyes. "I’m sorry for pushing you. I’m just so sad. I didn’t get to see her. I didn’t get the chance to hold her, to say goodbye... It hurts more than I can bear." Noah reached out, taking her hands in his. "I’m here now, Lexi. Don’t cry anymore. I’ll be with you, we’ll get through this together, dear."

Sophia arrives at Excel College, feeling nervous and out of place. She encounters Riya and her clique, who immediately try to intimidate her.Sophia is bullied by Riya's group. Riya, surprisingly, intervenes, forming an unexpected bond with Sophia.Sophia trips and is about to fall. James, seeing the danger, rescues her, instantly becoming the talk of the college.Riya, despite her initial denial, becomes increasingly jealous of the attention Sophia receives from James.Sophia insists to Riya that she has no feelings for James. However, as James showers her with attention, Sophia finds herself inexplicably drawn to him.Riya and James are paired for a dance competition. Riya's frustration with James's inexperience leads to a public argument, further straining their relationship and humiliating Riya.Sophia tries to mend fences between Riya and James, but the damage is done. Riya withdraws from Sophia, hurt and betrayed. Sophia and James, after a series of meaningful encounters, confess their feelings for each other.Sophia grapples with the guilt of keeping her relationship with James a secret from Riya.Sophia eventually confides in Riya about her feelings for James. Riya, initially hurt, eventually accepts their relationship, understanding that true friendship means supporting those you love, even when it's difficult.Sophia and James begin a relationship, facing the challenges of navigating college life, maintaining their friendship with Riya, and overcoming the lingering effects of the past.

The story " I'M AT YOUR SERVICE ", talks about the life of young teenager girl who is going through adolescence and writes in her diary as a way of speaking to her readers . The female protagonist takes it as her responsibility to relate with her readers and entertain them through her stories which she claims to be boring in order to brighten up their day thus defining the title " I'M AT YOUR SERVICE "

Alexandra "Alex" Thompson, a successful businesswoman in her late 20s, has it all - a thriving career, a supportive group of friends, and a comfortable lifestyle. But her life takes an unexpected turn when she discovers she's pregnant after a one-night stand. As Alex navigates the challenges of unexpected motherhood, she must confront her own emotions, desires, and sense of identity. Meanwhile, she meets Ethan, the baby's father, who is eager to be involved in their child's life. As they work together to prepare for the baby's arrival, Alex and Ethan grow closer, and their mutual attraction becomes harder to ignore. But with their differences in background, values, and expectations, can they make their relationship work? "Mother by Chance" is a heartwarming, emotional journey of self-discovery, love, and the true meaning of family.

My life had always been a series of disappointments. Every dream I chased—whether career ambitions, friendships, or even love—seemed to fall apart. By the time I turned 22, I had hit rock bottom, questioning if life was even worth living. That’s when I discovered VRMMORPGs (Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games), a world where I could escape my misery and become someone else. One game, Gildoria Online (GO), stood out above all. Set in a realm of magic and swordplay, it was everything I had ever dreamed of. A place where I could grow stronger, conquer kingdoms, and battle legendary foes. At the top of the game was the ultimate challenge—the Demon King, who ruled over a demon army from the top floor of Doomspire Tower in the Demon Kingdom. In GO, my character’s name was Yeongho. I dedicated myself to the game, rising to Level 200 and becoming a respected veteran known for my skill. I spent my time helping newcomers, offering guidance and encouragement. That’s when I met her—a red-haired girl with mesmerizing green eyes. From the moment we crossed paths, I felt an undeniable connection. We became inseparable, laughing, exploring, and conquering the game’s toughest challenges together. For the first time in years, I felt truly alive. But then, disaster struck. Players across the world suddenly vanished from their homes and found themselves physically transported to Gildoria. In a shocking turn of events, 500,000 players were trapped in the game, transported to another world. Gildoria Online had become a supernatural death game. The stakes were no longer just virtual. The game’s system remained intact, and if a player’s HP dropped to zero, their real body would perish, causing them to vanish from Earth forever. The only way to survive and return to Earth was to defeat the Demon King. I wasn’t logged in when the catastrophe began, but when I saw Mina’s ID among the trapped players, my heart sank. I couldn’t just stand by. Without hesitation, I logged in, determined to rescue her from this nightmare. My body slowly transformed into shards of light, and I was transported to Gildoria. This is the story of how I fought against time, fear, and a death game to rescue the girl I met in a virtual world—a world where the line between life and death had disappeared.

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What happens when you give someone who hates everything power? You think he’ll help others who are in similar situations like him? HELL NO! You get a protagonist who stays 3 steps ahead and aims for absolute domination! “A meditation technique allowing me to be on par with a god? I was just lucky I had such a great affinity for this shit!” His laughter boomed across the galaxy! The trillions of beings that existed feared him, the women desired him, and the strong continued stalking him. They thought they had killed him, but he had actually transmigrated, what type of luck did he have?! But they have no idea.. When you blend luck, determination and hatred together, you get what you want! And that’s what happened with Amihan, all the way back in earth. … “This is it.. The Garden of Eden” In front of the man stood a swirling purple portal deep within the amazon rainforest. He dropped the gun that was strapped to his back and his backpack and began to form a light layer of energy around his body to brace himself for what awaited him on the other side of the portal. How and why did this man search for the Garden of Eden? To destroy the Tree of Life and gain a second chance at life in another world! Even if it meant his world would be destroyed a lot sooner then attended.. But was it really that simple?

In the shadowed halls of Čachtice Castle, the infamous Countess Elizabeth Báthory’s dark reign ends, but her legacy is far from over. Through a forbidden ritual performed by a coven of powerful witches, her soul is transferred into an unborn child, ensuring her thirst for blood and power endures. The child, named Elizabeth, grows up unaware of the darkness within her. Raised by witches and later taken under the wing of the enigmatic Count and Countess Szabó at Bran Castle, she is taught the ways of magic, nobility, and seduction. But as Elizabeth matures, she begins to experience an insatiable hunger for blood and an inexplicable pull toward the dark forces shaping her destiny. As she struggles to reconcile the innocent girl she once was with the monstrous power awakening inside her, Elizabeth discovers she is the key to an ancient prophecy that will change the course of humanity. Torn between love, betrayal, and her own bloodlust, she must decide whether to embrace her vampiric nature or fight against the darkness threatening to consume her. Mother of Vampires is a spellbinding tale of power, destiny, and the eternal battle between light and shadow, where the choices of one woman will shape the future of both mortals and the undead.

Mother Celeste: Written By Darius Clayton In a world where fame is a double-edged sword, Celeste becomes a global phenomenon after her meteoric rise in the music industry. At just 24 years old, she is pulled into The Circle, an elite and secretive cult with sinister ties to the entertainment industry. Her fame soars, but at a steep price—her freedom, her body, and the sacrifices of the life she once envisioned for herself. Over the years, Celeste battles the trappings of power and control, forging fragile connections with those around her. Her younger sister, Rollie, becomes a rising star in her own right, but at the cost of her own dreams of family. Her estranged husband, Liam, fights to love her despite the insurmountable wall of secrets dividing them. And Eleanor Vaughn, a mysterious woman with complete control over Celeste’s career, proves to be both her benefactor and greatest tormentor. Through devastating betrayals, hidden pregnancies, and the unbearable weight of her decisions, Celeste learns the painful truth: she will always be bound to the life she created, one of sacrifices and shadows. When Marcus and Julian, figures from her past, return to reveal shocking secrets, Celeste’s tenuous grasp on her world begins to unravel. As she pens her Pop Rock masterpiece, In Circles, Celeste attempts to reclaim her voice and identity, even as The Circle tightens its grip. Her fame reaches unprecedented heights, rivaling the likes of Michael Jackson, but it comes with the crushing realization that she is both a legend and a prisoner of her own creation. Spanning a decade, Mother Celeste explores themes of power, love, sacrifice, and self-acceptance. In the end, Celeste is left standing as a symbol of resilience and survival in the face of impossible choices. Her life, riddled with tragedy and triumph, is both an inspiration and a cautionary tale. Her journey is one of strength and sorrow, proving that even in the darkest corners of fame, there is a light to be found in embracing one’s true self.

"Kids, have I ever told you the story of how I met your mother?" "Yes, dad over a gazillion times..." "No no, how about this time we start from the very beginning. So, get comfortable." The two youths rolled their eyes sighing as they adjusted themselves. "It all began with..."

She is the only daughter born in the midst of eight boys,never was allowed to go outside or have life of her own.Strong restrictions on mobile phone usage buh not until she met a guy on social media who made her goes against her family rules...a boy who never experienced parental love and affection.

She just found out that she’s 7 weeks pregnant for her husband. But that’s not the only thing she’s discovered. His mistress is already 2 months pregnant with his child. They’ve been married for 3 years and never for once has he appreciated any of her efforts towards his family. It’s her birthday, but she’s called for a divorce. Filled with the tension of the environment, she falls dizzy while bleeding. There’s a man in a black coat. He picks her up and drives her away from the house.Her husband’s about to snap…“Him! Where is he taking my wife”?

Paano kung matagal mo nang ginugusto ang best friend mo? Aamin ka ba o itatago mo na lang? Isang simpleng babae lamang si Via Rielle Lopez, hindi niya alam na nahuhulog na pala siya sa kaibigan niyang si Jhiro Legaspi. Hindi niya alam ang gagawin niya nang malaman nitong ikakasal na pala si Jhiro, aamin ba siya o itatago na lang upang masalba ang kanilang pag kakaibigan. Habang si Jhiro naman ay nag hihintay lang ng tamang panahon upang umamin, kasal nga ba ang mag pipigil sa kanilang dalawa?

The story takes place in a modern setting where living beings have evolved to colonize Outer Space while having an Military regiment that's run by a Monarchy, Things go south when a mysterious attack took place on the royal castle during the main character's, that is, the prince, Tommy Oldton's 10th birthday, in which, his parents died. Learning from this loss, this story takes place when Tommy is a trained martial artist with powers derived from this universe's power system, "Binding Energy", similar to Ki or Chi from Shounen manga, at age 15 and decides to dress up like a cowboy and become a hero to save anyone else who could fall victim to such attack while also uncovering the rather "Occult" mystery behind the attack in such a modern era.

James Conor, a seemingly perfect 12-year-old prodigy with a hidden, dark side. Raised by his single mother, Rebecca, James has been pushed since childhood to excel in every aspect of his life. His mother's obsession with perfection has molded James into a brilliant but emotionally detached young boy who struggles with severe OCD and a latent psychopathic nature. He lives in a world of control, counting numbers obsessively, repeating actions, and hiding his true feelings behind a façade of normalcy. James harbors an intense, secret crush on Charles, a classmate who remains oblivious to James' feelings. When his affection for Charles is met with rejection and cruelty, James’ fragile mind unravels. Consumed by a need for control and fueled by years of emotional neglect, James spirals into a path of violence, culminating in the brutal murder of Charles. But this is only the beginning. As James' manipulative behavior escalates, he grows increasingly confident in hiding his crimes from the world. However, his mother starts to suspect something is wrong, and when she confronts him about his disturbing behavior, James spins a web of lies and deceit. As the tension between mother and son mounts, Rebecca begins to fear for her own safety, but it is already too late. Silent Patterns explores the disturbing psychology of a child who is pushed beyond the limits of his innocence, revealing the cracks in a seemingly perfect life. As James battles with his need for control, he becomes a reflection of the trauma and manipulation his mother inflicted upon him—leading to an explosive and tragic finale

As a good-looking Beta with a good family background, Duan Jiayan has lived a smooth sailing life for more than ten years, till he met Lu XingCi in high school. Lu XingCi’s family situation is better than his, he is taller than him and plays basketball better than him. Needless to say, his grades are a whole tier above Duan JiaYan’s. Even his friends can’t help but occasionally praise Lu XingCi. Most importantly, every girl that Duan JiaYan has set his sights on, all admitted that they have liked Lu XingCi for a few years already. Since then, Duan Jiayan has never thought well of Lu XingCi, till the day he received his new medical report. He is a late-blooming Omega, and because he became an Omega this late, it came with dire consequences. Now Alphas will feel the need to beat up other people whenever they come near Duan JiaYan. He himself is now allergic to every Alpha’s pheromone, except Lu XingCi’s. * One night during a self-study session, Duan Jiayan became extremely uncomfortable and ended up asking Lu XingCi to bite him and leave a temporary mark. After finishing the bite, Lu Xing asked: “We Alphas have very bad tempers, now that I’ve bitten you, are there any rewards?” “Why don’t you…” Duan Jiayan tentatively asked: “Be a little more generous?” “Sure,” the other party kneeled slightly and tilted down his head, exposing his white neck: “Then you’ve to also bite back. Once you do, I won’t make a fuss anymore.” Duan Jiayan: “…” Campus tyrant / Young master / Campus male god Top X Campus punk / Carefree Bottom T/N: I’m picking this up because I binged this in a few days and fell in love with the couple ;;; and I want to take this chance to improve my Chinese, as well as help provide translations for those who aren’t able to read it in raws!

After a devastating tragedy, a mother is forced to navigate a world where power, influence, and corruption protect those who have wronged her. Struggling to find justice through the legal system, she embarks on a dangerous path of her own making, driven by love, grief, and a relentless desire for revenge. As she unravels a web of deceit, she must confront her darkest instincts in order to bring those responsible to account, no matter the cost.

In the dark, unforgiving world of werewolf politics, Evie Montgomery is thrust into a dangerous power struggle after the sudden death of her father, the Alpha of the prestigious Northern Pack. With enemies closing in from every side, and Lucian Blackthorn, a ruthless Alpha from a rival pack, determined to seize control, Evie must fight not only for survival but for the legacy of her family. But when the truth about her heritage begins to surface, Evie learns that she’s the key to more than just the Northern Pack’s future. A mysterious curse has bound her pack for centuries, and only she can break it. As her powers awaken in the heat of battle, Evie discovers that her destiny is intertwined with those she once thought were enemies. With alliances shifting, betrayals looming, and long-hidden secrets coming to light, Evie must decide who she can trust and how far she’s willing to go to protect her pack—and herself. The question isn’t just who will rule—but who will survive.

Princess Arissa of the Celeste Kingdom is sent away by her mother, Queen Miriam, for her safety—a decision that soon turns tragic. After years of separation, Arissa returns to her royal family, only to face a kingdom in turmoil. As public sentiment turns against the monarchy, Arissa must navigate political unrest, confront enemies, and fulfill her duty to restore her kingdom. Along the way, she encounters both a future lover and a dangerous nemesis. Will she seek vengeance for her past or fight to save her kingdom's future?

Zaya Mars and Kabir Asad have been married for a year but yet felt like strangers in their own homes. Zaya has been trying everything possible to make the marriage work but to no avail. Kabir, on the other hand, has made it clear that he has nothing to offer since the marriage is a contract marriage and he was forced into it by his family. He blames Zaya for having to end his relationship with his long-time girlfriend. Things took a new turn for their love story when Kabir purposely arrived home late on their first wedding anniversary and Zaya questions him about his whereabouts. Feeling annoyed by the pestering of Zaya, Kabir uttered in anger: “This is just a contract marriage. I have nothing to offer to you because you were never my choice!” In tears, Zaya makes a vow to make him love her even though they are in a contract marriage.

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"Listen carefully, the symphony of death has begun" I closed my eyes after he whispered these words in my ear.Between enthusiasm, fear and anticipation , I focus on what I will hear now.