Bob'S Burgers

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

“Después del sí, acepto” no es solo una historia de amor. Es una historia de heridas, silencios, partidas y regresos. Es la voz de un niño que entiende más de lo que aparenta. La caída lenta de un matrimonio que alguna vez fue refugio. Y el largo, doloroso —pero hermoso— camino hacia el reencuentro. César y Elías creyeron que con amor bastaba. Benjamín, su hijo, aprendió que el amor también se construye entre ruinas. Narrada desde los ojos del pequeño que nunca dejó de soñar con una familia completa, esta historia atraviesa cinco temporadas cargadas de emociones: promesas rotas, cartas sin entregar, silencios que gritan, y una playa donde, tal vez… todo puede volver a empezar. ¿Y si lo que muere no siempre se va? ¿Y si hay amores que solo estaban dormidos?

The world has already fallen. Beneath the merciless Skyroot Dome, forgotten whispers twist reality. Rayne, one of the remaining few humans, inherits a curse he never asked for—an evolving power that devours more of his soul with every kill. In the shadows of the colossal, strength has a price. It always collects it’s due. At the story’s edge begins a quiet storm: A world dies. A boy survives. And the Spire awaits. *Not a system Novel X - @DaemonsVrdt

A wanderer can create NPCs

Ban thought he’d seen it all—until he found himself surrounded by beings who make everyday life look like a fairy tale. From fierce beastmen to ethereal magical creatures, everyone here has their quirks… and their secrets. As Ban journeys through this incredible world, he doesn’t just connect with its people—he falls for them. And trust me, things get heated in more ways than one. 87 Advance Chapters on my Patreon: patreon.com/UltimateHaremfan

Alessia Bianchi has survived ten years in silence, bound to the Morano crime family to repay her late father’s mysterious debt. But when her service nears its end, a new chain is fastened around her neck, marriage to Luca Morano, the family’s feared and volatile heir. Luca is every bit the monster they warned her about: powerful, merciless, and dangerously captivating. He’s known for breaking rules and women. But when his obsession with Alessia ignites, so does something unexpected… desire, protection, and a hunger to possess her completely. Torn between her loyalty to a lost love and the storm Luca awakens inside her, Alessia discovers her fate was never hers to escape. Buried deep in her memory lies a secret her father died to protect an encrypted weapon that could eliminate the Atlan Syndicate and crown the Moranos kings of the underworld. But claiming that power means choosing a side, losing herself in the process and even loosing Luca's soul. As war erupts, loyalties fracture, and blood stains white silk, Alessia must decide: Will she give herself to a man born of darkness… Will Luca ever truly love her without possessing her? What if the very secrets hold were the reason her father died? Will Lorenzo rise again not as her saviour but as her enemy? Or rise from the ashes of her past and take control of a world that tried to silence her?

This story is about love, revenge, the quest for power, and the right to exist. After being betrayed by his childhood crush and losing his loved ones to a human raid, Erik, a werewolf, ends up on another planet for seven years before he returns to a vastly changed, post-apocalyptic Earth. Originally a timid, unadventurous man, Erik has become far more dominant and assertive upon his return. Together with him comes his beloved but ruthless soul-bound partner and fairy, Elora, who wants Erik to rule and conquer with her by his side. Elora's presence alone makes Erik more powerful than others at this level, but will he find out what else makes him special? Follow them as they use the knowledge and strength they gained on Söl to navigate an Earth filled with magic, vampires, shapeshifters, and more. Along the way, Erik and Elora will meet a diverse cast of characters, some of whom Erik might have known in the past, and some he did not, but all with their own story and desires. Will Erik be able to take revenge for the betrayals of the past? And what else will he discover along the way? ****** Disclaimer: There will be some R18 scenes, but most of the time, they will be a part of character development and not simply smut. In other words, if you decide to skip them, you'll likely miss out on some character development, but I promise to keep plot development out of it. No NTR No Yuri (there might be interactions between girls when there is a scene with the MC and more than one woman, though the MC will always be the focus. To be clear, yuri means a romantic/physical relationship between two women, meaning no two women will ever have sexual interactions with each other without the MC present. That said, Elora enjoys serving women up to him on a platter, and watching him have sex with them. She enjoys dominating, observing. and playing with the other women in the MC's harem together with him, and thus will occasionally join him in such a way. I don't believe any of that is technically yuri, but I understand that my interpretation is debatable and if any of those things weird you out, I advice you to avoid this novel.)

"This world hates me because I'm a demon. But I'll prove that even death can be the beginning of peace." Leon Astaroth is a low-class demon, ignored and looked down upon by all. With a genuine smile amidst insults and a body covered in wounds, he fights on the front lines. In the endless war between races, he's nothing more than bait for the demon army. But just as his life fades at the edge of a human’s blade, a mysterious system awakens within him granting him a rare and powerful Necromancer ability. Now, armed with the power to raise the dead, Leon stands at a crossroads: - Become the monster everyone believes he is, or - Defy fate and forge a world without war. But the world won’t let him choose so easily. From vengeful human warriors, fellow demons who mock his status, to ancient entities that seem to have chosen him for a purpose Leon must face them all.

The world is broken. Gods have grown bored,flesh-metal machines dream of sloughed skin and severed sinew. Souls are just fuel. In the ruins of a war-torn Earth, two figures carve separate paths through madness: Cassiel, a self-loathing wanderer who longs to be a hero but can't escape his own delusions, and Ramiel, a machine forged for war, desperate to find purpose beyond violence. As sinners become prophets, and monstrous gods twist desire into doctrine, Cassiel is forced to confront what heroism truly means, while Ramiel wages war against his creator—the Soul grinder, the living god-machine that birthed him. Their stories orbit a dying world, collapsing inward toward a shared question: if everything is built to destroy, can anything be saved? Story available on Inkitt as well as royal road.

When Flight 779 crashes deep in the heart of an uncharted jungle, ex-military survivalist Alex Morgan emerges from the wreckage alone—injured, disoriented, and miles from civilization. With no signal, no rescue, and no certainty that anyone else survived, Alex must rely on instinct, skill, and sheer will to navigate a wilderness that is as mystical as it is deadly. But the jungle isn't just wild—it's alive. As Alex battles predators, poisonous terrain, and hunger, he begins to sense that something ancient is watching him. Whispers in the night, dreams that bleed into reality, and symbols carved into trees suggest that the jungle holds secrets far older than man. And he’s not the only one here—hunters, both human and otherworldly, are closing in. His fight for survival soon becomes a fight to protect something sacred—something the world has forgotten. In this heart-pounding journey of courage, mystery, and the thin line between man and nature, Survivor’s Will asks: How far can one soul go to endure—and what does it truly mean to survive?

> "I was just a side character in this story. But if I'm given a second chance... then that tragic ending will never happen again." Alexamysa Zevarelis wakes up not as her real-world self—but as the youngest daughter of the strongest Duke family in the Kingdom of Solveria. Beautiful, elegant, and heir to the power of Water and Ice, she was nothing more than a background character in the novel she once read… a girl who died young saving the Crown Prince—and was quickly forgotten. But now, Alexa takes over that life. With three overprotective older brothers, unmatched social status, and pure noble magic running through her veins, Alexa is determined to rewrite her fate. She refuses to be remembered only for her sacrifice. She will carve her own legacy. But when Crown Prince Thalionric Arelthia begins showing an interest that never existed in the original story, Alexa realizes: this world may be far more dangerous—and far more personal—than she ever imagined. > In a world where blood determines power, and love can be a fatal weakness… Can Alexa survive as the Silver Rose that no flame can melt?

A shot…. That was all it took to push me off the cliff… As I watched Xainder shout out to me helplessly, tears slowly trickled down his magnificent face, his usual grin no where to be found, my heart shattered to a million pieces watching my entire life flash right before my eyes with no more hope to hold on to. i watched the people I gave my heart to look at me in disdain. My eyes searched for a certain someone who was nowhere to be seen. I couldn’t help but laugh at the life I led and wished I had a second chance to amend things but a part of me wants to let go. The burns on my body writhed in pains and my heart clenched in agony. Youth is a great crush, if I like you, I am going to say it aloud . It’s such a shame I never realized who I truly loved until I lost him and now, he will never know. Bracing myself for my inevitable end, a part of me leaps with joy of finally leaving this miserable world and a part of me longs for another chance at life . My life. There’s a question which lived rent free in my head, “ when we grow up, we leave the home to chase our dream not because of anything but because we know that the home behind us will never forsake and always comfort us but what happens when the home stings and causes nothing but pain , then where do we seek refuge? This happens to be the summary of my life and a question i have never been able to answer so with my remaining seconds on earth, I put the question to you all . what do we do ? ……………………… S.C.A.R.S. by TriciaX13.

Imagine being a 17 year old and pushed into a warzone with zero experience in fight and abilities he hasn't even discovered yet. His father told him he's the only one who can kill Vadon, the strongest of nobles. Only if he knew it wasn't going to be that easy..Of course he wants to fight for his family and his clan, but he's only a half-noble and he's so irrelevant in front of the law and capital. One day, something happens. And Quinn could have never seen it coming.

In a world where Earth is transformed into a living tower of monsters, dungeons, and secrets, Kairo, once a king among Players, falls to betrayal at the hands of his closest companions. But death is not the end. Awakening a year before the cataclysm known as the Great Awakening, Kairo is reborn into a world still untouched by the System—armed with future knowledge, honed skill, and a singular mission: rise again, this time alone. As civilization unknowingly hurtles toward collapse, Kairo begins his cold, calculated preparation: amassing wealth, mastering forgotten sciences, and forging weapons for a war no one knows is coming. When the System returns and reality shatters, he stands as the only true veteran of a battle yet to be fought. But his path is no longer about survival—it’s about conquest. Haunted by betrayal and driven by purpose, Kairo ascends the deadly tower once more, hunting for the truth hidden on its elusive tenth floor. As former allies rise anew and monsters flood the Earth, only one truth remains: Kairo fell as a king—but he rises as something far more dangerous. A dark fantasy of vengeance, power, and rebirth, The King’s Regression: A Player’s Rebirth is a tale of what happens when the one left behind refuses to stay buried.

Liam, the heir to the Hamilton Holdings, escapes his arranged marriage. He meets Ava, who has just been abandoned at the altar by her fiancé. Ava proposes a marriage bargain to Liam: they'll get married, but with a contract that stipulates they'll divorce later. As they navigate their fake marriage, Liam starts developing real feelings for Ava, but hides his true identity as a billionaire. Ava's ex-fiancé with the help of Liam's abandoned bride becomes increasingly violent, posing a threat to Ava's life. Liam must confront his past and protect Ava from harm.

In this world, every child in the kingdom of Azrathis must drink the juice of the sacred Celestara Fruit. It awakens their blood—revealing their destiny. Red is normal. Silver is noble. Gold is divine. But when Leon Graves drinks it... His blood turns purple. A color long lost to history. The color of demons. The color of destruction. as Leon dives deeper into the truth of his power—he begins to uncover something far darker. The world is not what it seems. The history they teach? Twisted. The bloodlines they worship? Corrupt. The very country he was raised to protect… built on lies. And at the center of it all—his blood. His curse. His fate.

Assassinating is one thing, kidnaping is another whole thing. Watch as Zero a world class assassin has taken up the task of kidnapping the pride and joy of the prestigious Makima family and babysitting his own five year old nephew in this thrilling, comedy filled series of : The Richman's Wife's Bodyguard

29 Mason sat in a cafe with Maria and Anthony, his case covered with bruises from getting beat by Jacob To be honest, he might have acted all mighty but then it felt so unfair that he just had to lose to a loser like Jacob It made him feel so miserable "What in the world happened to your face?" Maria gasped while checking it out "Were you beaten badly? By who ?" "Forget it" He waved her off and took a sip from his iced Americano which they had all ordered a cup each when they got to the cafe. His gaze diverted to Anthony and he arched his brow curiously "Who the fuck is he?" "I could just ask the same about you? Who the fuck are you and why would my sister bring me to a shabby guy like you" Anthony also had no chills He is definitely not the type to get bullied Especially not by a stranger "So you are the brother" Mason nodded after getting the issue "Nice to meet you, I am Mason Grey Hennessy" Anthony scoffed in disbelief and turned to Maria with a glare "What?" Maria shrugged "Seriously? You brought me here just to meet Jacob's brother? Have you not learnt from what happened to us the other day?" He sounded upset "Just calm down and listen" Maria tried to cool him off "Let me correct this" Mason took another sip from his iced Americano "I am Jacob's step brother, not his brother" "So what? As long as there is brother in your relationship then I would actually be grateful if you can stay away from me and my sister" "My point is....." Mason sighed frustratingly Having this feeling that Anthony would be a difficult one did not make him feel that good "Your point is what?" Anthony inquired "He is my enemy, just like he is your enemy too" Mason explained Anthony threw his head back in surprise and looked at Maria who gave him a nod and a soft chuckle "He is your enemy? Why? You don't like your brother? Does that mean you are a villain?" Mason suddenly felt uncomfortable "Don't act like you are all saint" Mason frowned "He was your brother-in-law and you never liked him either. Does that not make you a villain too?" "Can you guys just get along? Stop making this hard for me" Maria covered her face with her palm "How about you just explain the whole situation to your brother? He is starting to get on my nerves" Mason leaned his back on the chair and continue sipping his iced Americano "Anthony" Maria called "Mason needs our help" "And why do you think I should help a guy like him? He is rude and immature" "Just let that go. The one who gave him all this bruises is Jacob" "And so what? They are siblings who are meant to fight all day" "Let me just get straight to the point" Maria was also starting to get frustrated Why did she not think about how annoying Anthony can be sometimes "Grey Hennessy is planning to give Jacob all his inheritance when he dies" "What?" Anthony arched his brow "Why would he do that? I am pretty sure he has three sons including Jacob so why would Jacob be the only one receiving the inheritance?" "I know right? Don't you just feel bad for me and my brother?" Mason leaned forward, at ease that Anthony was slowly getting on the same page with them "I understand that you guys are his illegitimate son but still, that is not so good" Anthony sighed while Mason's eyes darkened Illegitimate? One of the words he hate most in this world One of the thing that has made him always lose to Jacob all his life It is just the fact that he is an illegitimate son . "You seems to know a lot about our family" the corner of his lips moved up "After Jacob's identity got revealed, I read a lot of magazines about you guys and I also watched the news" Anthony seems proud of himself "Anyways, what are you going to do now that your Father plans to give his whole to Jacob?" "We just have to make sure he does not" Maria replied "And how are we going to do that?" "Coming up with a plan" Mason was the one to reply this time "What plan?" Anthony asked "For now, we just have to make Jacob unreliab

As they say life's a game. everyone faces a set of challenges in their life. so If life's a game, why not make is fun. "Life's Game" is a novel about Tet, after his death he was transported to another world run by the god of creation named Saturn. Every world ever is ruled by a god. When they where created they were told to rule over their world how they see fit. The world under Saturn's rule must abide by his rules... The rules of creation. In his world you level up and earn skills though experience within the world. The only limit is your imagination. You can only come to his world if you die while a child or your born there, your chance in this life only depends on your strength and will to live. Every one has a system that they level up and create skills with. # # # Author: The novel will be slow and have lots of world building. At the beginning updates will be slow. As this is my first novel so don't expect to much.

Maraian 's life is toss here and due to the demise of her parents, she is sold to a wealthy man with extreme anger issues due to the betrayal from his ex. Will she be able to tame him, will he know the main reason he married her. Find all these answers in the novel.

She was never meant to be a pawn. Now, she might become queen—or destroy them all. Manon was stolen from her world and bound to the madness of a fae prince. She broke free once… but freedom in Samera is a dangerous illusion. Now caught between Rashien—the tormented lord who once loved her—and Vrogran, the sealed-bound Red King who marks her as his mate, Manon must play a game of power, survival, and seduction. Vrogran promises her the throne, naming her the highest queen of Samera. But Manon knows his plans run deeper—and darker. She's the key to an ancient crown, a power long buried beneath blood and betrayal. While Vrogran obsesses and Rashien rages, Manon plots. She is no man’s prize. She is not their salvation. She is their undoing.

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Shalei is the daughter of the southern garrison commander, miraculously surviving the fall of her home fortress. Having lost everything, she ends up in the capital, where the sword is replaced by intrigue, and a smile can be poison. Silent and cold, she begins her journey through an alien world to reclaim her name — and take revenge.

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