Reroll: I Brought Sarcasm To A Sword Fight
Hal Miller wasn’t hit by a truck-kun. He didn’t fall off a cliff. He didn’t die suddenly, he saw it coming. Stage-four cancer isn’t subtle. What he didn’t expect was to wake up in the void, alone, silent, and disturbingly conscious... for a thousand years.
Enter TABAAL, a cosmic entity who shows up not to save him, but to apologize for accidentally leaving him stuck in an existential waiting room. As compensation, Hal is offered a second life with perks.
Now reborn into a medieval world without Wi-Fi, toothpaste, or basic plumbing, Hal is guided by Mnex: a highly advanced, deeply sarcastic AI system with full access to his memories, his internet search history, and unfortunately, his personality.
Armed with future knowledge, divine blessings, and weaponized cynicism, Hal must navigate a world where magic exists, logic doesn’t, and he's trapped in the body of a baby noble.
One world ended. Another began.
This time, he's not dying quietly.
Release Schedule:
New chapters drop every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday (2x on Mon/Fri)
Unless Mnex hacks the system, Hal says something dumb, or the author forgets what day it is.
(Just kidding. Probably.)
Add to library so you don’t miss Mnex’s next meltdown.