Funny Threats

Exalibar and Chloe, teens with extraordinary abilities, are thrust into a new life under the protection of the enigmatic James Maxford. As they navigate high school and uncover the dark secrets of their pasts, their presence stirs dangerous forces and hidden enemies. In a world where their powers make them targets, they must determine who to trust and what it means to be truly free. Amidst growing chaos and escalating threats, their journey reveals that the line between friend and foe is dangerously thin.

A martian family escaped from mars to earth to survive a world ending threat. But earth is even worse.

On that day, the sun set — and never rose again. In a world plunged into eternal darkness, humanity grapples with primal fears and unknown threats lurking beyond the veil of perpetual night. As ancient energies stir beneath the frozen earth, survivors must choose between clinging to the remnants of civilization or embracing the terrifying new rules of a lightless cosmos.

Kogan is a poor young man living in a gloomy city. His dream is to leave this city and move to the great capital. However, before he can achieve that, he is caught and offered as a sacrifice to the god to save the city. After this, Kogan finds himself in a strange place with a group of people, where he begins to explore the area and face the threats ahead.

On a night when the stars realigned, a child was born, destined to alter the world’s fate. Lancelot’s birth was marked by celestial omens, signaling the rise of a hero. As he grows, he must navigate a world filled with ancient prophecies, hidden powers, and looming threats. Will he embrace his destiny and become the beacon of hope the world awaits?

In the world of Lumen, a land of diverse luminants and warring factions beset by monstrous threats, a daring trio sets out to uncover its secrets. Kounéli Atsáli, Velvet Isabella, and Leonardo Zeshi are explorers driven by curiosity and a shared desire to unite the fragmented world. As they journey through perilous territories and confront ancient evils, their bond is tested, revealing hidden truths about themselves and the light and darkness that shape Lumen's fate.

The main character suddenly gets transported to another world after sneezing. But contrary to the funny way he got there, the world itself isn't funny at all. It's dangerous, full of monsters and the worst creatures of all ― humans.

Under the threat of Zerg, biological beasts and radiation, mobile cities have become the last pure land of mankind...

Reincarnated into a Cultivation world with a system, Alex decides to just fuck around and have fun, that is, until the 'find out' part of fuck around and find out happens, with looming threats and unseen hands, will he survive? The answer is yes. he has a system, what did you think this was? Now he just gets to fuck around in an open-world map. And of course, cultivate so he can kick ass as every up-and-coming protagonist must.

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

In this game of UNO, the players are trapped in a closed city, where every card they play triggers deadly challenges. Each round presents new threats that increasingly test their courage and survival.

When the zombie apocalypse hits, high schooler Mira teams up with her snarky best friend Elliot and the mysterious, crowbar-wielding Alex. Armed with nothing but a broom (yes, a broom), Mira leads the ragtag crew through a zombie-infested town. Soon, their biggest battles aren’t just against the undead—they're against hunger, exhaustion, and the question of why they're even fighting in the first place. Rom-Com Zombie Apocalypse is a wild, funny, and a bit existential tale of friendship, survival, and finding meaning in a world gone mad.

Mr. Green is a former yakuza leader who arrives in Romania, where he will become a detective and help solve several cases, some funny, others in which his very life is at stake.

An alien race invaded the Earth on June 6, 2128. At the midst of this war, many nations allied with the alien threat and the war nearly wiped out the rebelling humans of the planet. At the edge of mankind's survival, the United Nations Army launched its forces to eliminate the immediate stellar threats that loomed over Earth. General Seeker Carlean, commander and leader of the mission, risked and gave his life to destroy the immediate stellar threat. The battle was won though Earth lay in ruins. Perhaps mankind will live to see a few years of peace before the alien threat returns to wipe out their existence. At the immediate aftermath of the stellar battle, the fallen Seeker Carlean awakens and finds himself at aged 17, living the peaceful life he lived 16 years before he died. So begins a new game in the battle for humanity's survival. ---- Cover art by Jayps. http://www.behance.net/Jayps

"When a mysterious radiation outbreak strikes a tranquil Himalayan village, Lhasa and his family are thrust into a fight for survival. As chaos reigns and unseen dangers emerge, they must navigate treacherous terrain, confront hidden threats, and uncover the secrets behind the radiation's sinister origins. Will they emerge unscathed, or will their world be forever changed by the unstoppable force of the Radiant Age?"

Es wird die Zeit kommen zu rebellieren! Es wird die Zeit kommen etwas zu verändern! Und es wird auch die Zeit kommen, dem Schicksal die Zähne zu zeigen. In einer Welt, wo scheinbar alles perfekt ist, wird der kleine Akio hineingeboren. Unwissend darüber, was die Welt für ihn bereithält versucht er diese große, komplizierte Welt zu verstehen. Doch die Welt selbt scheint ihn ebenso nicht immer gut zu verstehen. Das Schicksal hält viele Dinge für Akio bereit, der sich schon im Jungen Alter von seinem Vater verabschieden muss, da er scheinbar wichtigeres zu tun hat, als bei seiner Familie zu bleiben. Sind die Menschen immer so? Oder ist das Schicksal manchmal einfach nur Unfair? Je mehr Akio über diese Welt lernt, desto mehr versteht er, dass diese Welt nicht viel gutes für ihn bereithält. Doch Akio weigert sich es einfach nur so hinzunehmen. "Komm schon Schicksal! Soll das etwa eine Drohung sein?"

Magical, weird, funny, ridiculous and frustrating piece of art. A group of teens living the ordinary life of going to school, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend, going to prom and so on, ends up on a field trip that changes their lives forever. Will the change in their life be for the better or for the worse? Will they get their dream lovers? Will they remain the same teens who biggest problems is how to get a date for prom or would they have to mature much faster than their peers? Only time would tell the change in their lives. Should they embrace it... or fear it.

learning to write!!! this boook will teach you! and maybe me, how to write professionally, intuitivly and even engaging..ly?? Proceed!!! Various stories included. funny ,scary, romance, bizzare, triller, love, slice of life. have fun learning!!

This is a story about developing a sect, this is a warm and joyful home. Not only we have a funny Patriarch, there are also a group of weird disciples with very different personalities. Come on, youngsters. Join our sect and together we will let your dreams fly! Come, join , join , join !!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CAUTION EXTEREME ENGLISH ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It is the English version of my book named No Pera [In Bengali] which stands for No tension in English It is a pretty relatable book because it's like a book about the friendship and bond. Its Funny too.... trust me.......

In a world where the familiar becomes extraordinary, an unexpected convergence grants a man new abilities. As chaos unfolds, he must navigate unforeseen challenges, confronting both external threats and internal revelations. This journey will test his understanding of power, responsibility, and self-discovery.

Luna Vitalio is a ball of sunshine with a past she can't ever seem to forget. Her world revolves around her siblings.There are two things she's scared of the most in life: one is a certain loved one coming back, and the other is falling in love. But what happens when she finds herself in bed with a stranger who seems oddly familiar? Ren Novak has the face of an angel but a heart of ice. The only way he escapes the reality is by working like a maniac. He has one principle in life: 'What I want is what I get.' He lives by this. So would he lie to the love of his life to keep her near? Or will he lie to himself and keep denying that he isn't in love? Their love is filled with a burning passion and twists. But the question is, was their love fated? Were they tied with the red thread of faith, or was it all planned by someone?

Jin-Su is a very funny, very cute and very mischevious guy though he doesn't act that way...he looks bored and sad most of the time...he need someone to cheer him up but no one comes so he decides to write a secret diary anonymously of his life and it's not as sadistic as you think...

Humanity has grown and evolved for ages and will continue to do so for ages to come, but as humanity evolves so does thier threats and enemies. Humans need salvation, that is H.A.N.D

The novel about a girl named Lily a who wants to become free and find the meaning of life She starts find meaning of life at the Ferisz academy ( academy's all students are nobles and high ranking people)then she become Academy student she met a lot of interesting funny friends and live happily but one day girl finds about her mother was a powerful mage and fl wants to know a lot of things about her dead mother in the mission Lily meet a strange people ...

In a universe on the brink of chaos, Aamon, a mortal bound to the eldritch King in Yellow, hunts threats that disrupt cosmic balance. Tasked with eliminating demons, monstrous aberrations, sinners, cultists, and eldritch beings, Aamon wields unearthly powers granted by his master. Traveling across realms, each with unique laws and dangers, Anon acts as both executioner and investigator.

Chang Nam Woo, A South Korean male, Gets Taken adrift to another Galaxy By A Yandere Fox Woman Named Veldona. Chang, Tasked with the vauge goal of "Becoming The Lord of Explosions" now has to make his way though a new world. But Various different Threats have teamed up together in order to kill Veldona. Enter. Crisis Events. in which the Universe is put at steak. can they win? don't know

In this world, powers called Elements can be found or earned amongst the citizens of Alard, some people are birthed with them while others never get any, 5 kids in high school discover the unlimited versatilities of elements and muster their strength to command their own elemental powers, do they have what it takes to defeat the threats that may venture their way? (Cover (WIP) credits go to @/moam.sxt on Instagram)

Beyond the mundane life of pushing pencils, mowing lawns, and fixing cars lay a world of shadows. A realm of dark dealings that will drag you down with it. In this "Underworld" one name is known throughout in fear: The Paladin. And this is her story as she battles threats too dangerous to be left unchecked.

ali juxi is a 15-year old gaming addicted kid who lives in England. spending his life away like many others playing video-games and reading novels. ali is a massive fan of the classic rpg games. which is why when the world system initializes and portals open all over the globe, Ali designs a build you could only use in games due to respawning. in real-life. a true-glass cannon mage. facing the dangers of the portal worlds and interdimensional threats beyond his comprehension how will Ali grow in the face of these unprecedented threats.