Jokes For Dirty Minds

A marine currently serves in the Iran-Iraq war, jumping through hurdles along the way, trying to make amends with the people he's wronged, but he's got a friend, his name-Lieutenant Karlson.

There are those books, where readers are always pining for a happy ending. And there are those where reader are always crossing their fingers hoping another character doesn’t end up dead in the next chapter. The book Zen had picked up that evening was part of the latter. A world where the king had gotten his throne by killing his whole family, and no character had the certainty to survive till the end. Who would want to live in such a cruel world? . “Lord Sepehr, it’s time to wake up.” Zen didn’t bother paying attention to the unfamiliar voice. “His Highness Ambrose has summoned you. Please get up.” Who? Who was taking the cruel prince’s name early in the morning? “Lord Sepehr, I know you’re awake. Please get up before the head maid gets here.” Who the hell is Sepehr? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Inspiration was taken from: Webnovel Weekly contest prompt: Transmigrating from a modern world into a historical setting is hard enough, but what happens when you realize you can read the minds of those you come in close contact with? MC is a web novel reader who ends up in the book he has been reading, where the cruel crown prince is set to kill the king and queen! As he tries to change the crown prince, a physical contact causes MC to read the prince's mind. He's in love with him?

Kisah seorang lelaki berusia 17 tahun yang tinggal berdua dengan adiknya. Dimasa depan ada suatu kejadian yang membuat dia harus berpisah dengan adiknya. Secara tidak sengaja pula, Dia melakukan sesuatu yang membuat semua cerita ini terjadi.

Lloyd terbangun di sebuah padang rumput tanpa ingatan maupun pakaian, Ia mencari tahu mengapa dirinya bisa berada disana dan berusaha mengembalikan ingatannya yang hilang. siapakah Lloyd sebenarnya? dan apakah Lloyd merupakan seorang penjahat atau seorang pahlawan. tidak ada yang tahu! ini adalah kisah 'menyenangkan' seorang manusia dengan anomali di tubuhnya.

I plan on writing what ever comes to mind, I will try writing quality but I may not be consistent. I am also looking for criticism so pls if u find anything strange or wrong about my writing style or things I could improve on pls tell me as I will always take them into consideration.

"Please baby" He pleads trying to pull her into his arms but she glares at him. "Don't touch me" With a harsh glare she turns to face the other side. "That is the thing about you rich brats, you think everything can be gotten with daddy and momny's money well congrats we are married but don't even think for a second that I'll love you" "let me go" She pleads trying to escape his arms. "That will mean letting go of my breath baby and you know it's impossible" Attending the Academy meant for the elites has always been a dream of many and so when she receives the admission to go study in a school way above her league she agrees. She meets four crazy girls along with her cousin and she starts understanding life. Catching the eyes of a mysterious wealthy man who volunteers to be her benefactor but with a deal in place. The other girl who is from a middle class family catches the eyes of the most popular boy in the school who is also the most desired. The scandalous life of the rich daughter who is in a secret tryst. The wanna be popular girl whose closets are filled with skeleton. The rich brat who wants to enjoy life And a greedy human They all collide and go through life together. "I want you to marry my son, living is impossible without you by his side" She stares wide eyed at the woman in front of her, a very important figure pleading for her to marry her brat of a son. "You cannot escape destiny darling and yours is tied with mine" He says the arrogance dripping off his voice. "I am sure you remember all those nights by my side sweetheart"

Falling for his warm touch despite his usual coldness, she loved him only to be disappointed and betrayed in the end. When love turns to darkness, it festers to be poisonous and consumes the soul. The naïve Arabella evolved. *** “Thank you for becoming my wife,” was her cold husband’s last words before he died, coupled with a smile that had never before graced his lips. Not on their wedding day. And not even at the birth of their only child. Emperor Ferdinand, someone Arabella loved so much, killed their son. She became a villainess and vowed revenge for her beloved child. For a decade, she used everything she could to make Ferdinand pay. Until finally… he fell to ruin! With her revenge complete, Arabella's life soon ended with her dead husband in her arms. But fate wasn’t done playing with her. All of a sudden, she was back two decades ago right after their wedding. Was it a curse or a blessing? It didn’t matter. Because there is only one thing she needed to do. “I will ruin you in this lifetime too!” This was her hateful promise to herself upon realizing she was reborn. But in her second life, Arabella was unexpectedly bestowed a gift to uncover the truth. Who was wrong and who was right? Only time will tell.

Intrigued by the possibility of quick earnings, Jay Garrick, a 23-year-old graduate student, impulsively accepts a dubious job offer. However, this decision takes a harrowing turn when he is abducted and transported to an undisclosed facility. Unveiling the nature of the task, he realizes he's bound to infiltrate a stranger's consciousness and extract concealed information—an irreversible commitment. Within the enigmatic realm of another person's mind, Jay encounters a mysterious entity named X, the gatekeeper of sought-after knowledge. Despite repeated attempts to extract the information, he fails, plunging into a desperate quest for escape from this mental labyrinth. To break free, he's forced to engage in a series of challenges and games orchestrated by X, revealing a fantastical world teeming with dragons, magic, cities, and spaceships—transcending genres. As the stakes escalate, Jay grapples with unraveling the enigma that binds him to this alternate reality. Hidden within the recesses of his mind lies a profound mystery, intricately linked to his past and present. Determined to escape the clutches of his own psyche, Jay must decipher the underlying reasons for this surreal ordeal, ultimately striving to expose the truth that holds the key to his liberation. The question remains: Will he triumph in extracting the vital information and conquer the illusions within, or will he be ensnared forever in this kaleidoscopic maze of the mind?

Every news channel was in an uproar. "The Three Master-Minds are coming out for the first time," the headline had not changed for 72 straight hours. People had been glued to their TVs for 3-4 hours now; the estimated time for the broadcast had been crossed, but no one was willing to admit they wouldn't come. Everyone was thinking the same thing: "They always do what they say; today will be no different." Suddenly, every channel's broadcast was cut. Every screen was full of burn-ins, and one corner of the screen had a logo: 'TTMM'. Every person watching the broadcast froze, feeling a cold sweat down their spine. In a blink, there was a blackout, and three people with anonymous masks appeared, leaving everyone in a daze. After a few seconds of silence, an echoing sound was heard: "We... the ones who rule the crime..."

In the midst of a pandemic, a young African inventor named Kelani is determined to make a difference. With no access to fancy resources or cutting-edge technology, Kelani relies on his own hard work and determination to research and develop innovative solutions. Through tireless efforts, he stumbles upon groundbreaking ideas that have the potential to revolutionize the world. As Kalani's creations gain attention, he becomes a symbol of hope for his community and a beacon of inspiration for the world. But with great success comes great challenge, and Kalani must navigate the complexities of fame, wealth, and power to stay true to his vision.

Yearning for the unknown, a young man named Noah embarks a journey in finding the meaning behind "Mindset". What is this mindset enemies and allies alike chant like a fabled legend that wants to be reawakened to the vast expanse of the world.

Kai Hunter is H University’s biggest player and heartbreaker. Known for his good looks and for being one of the brightest students on campus, he is one of the most eligible bachelors that everyone wants to ‘tame’. However, everything changes when freshman Night Winters becomes his new dorm mate. Kai is instantly attracted to the hot, young freshman who he had caught having a one-night stand at a bar and hasn’t been able to get out of his mind ever since. Night is openly gay, but Kai has been into girls his whole life…or so he thought. Can he let go of his pride and accept Night for who he is? Or will Night forever be forced to be just his dirty little secret, under the sheets, inside the closed doors to their dorm? However, Night is hiding secrets that can break the fragile foundation of their relationship at any time, and if Kai waits any longer…he just might end up losing the only person precious to him.

The story is about how an old man wanted to fly on an airplane all his life, but he still couldn't do it.

In a seemingly ordinary high school, students are forced to confront dark secrets about themselves and the school they attend. As a twisted experiment unfolds, one weak student uncovers a sinister plan designed to manipulate minds, testing loyalty and survival. Trust no one—everyone has a hidden agenda.

With a snap of his fingers, they dance to his tune. With the quirk of his lips, they turn numb. With the tap of his toe, they kneel to him. He can control their every thought, emotion, and movement. Manipulate their very lives. None can escape his grasp. *** Ian woke up one day confused to see the unfamiliar yet familiar surroundings. Once this was his home, when it was no more he got lost. He lost everything. Now everything is back. A burning starlight lit in his cold eyes, promising to burn all his enemies. He would never allow his home to be destroyed again. Not this time. He was back. And this time, he would control their lives just like they controlled his.

The story of a woman whose name is "Nadia" whose father is "Mr. Brown", he loves the gamblings so much until he has a lot of debts. She cannot solve this problem, then, she request her closed senior "Hector" to solve it. He can solve it, but she may found the worse story when her father dare to borrow father of Hector...

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

When a mysterious asteroid shatters in Earth's atmosphere, it rains down an alien virus that rewrites the rules of reality, unlocking psionic powers in random people across the world. Ordinary lives are overturned overnight as telekinesis, mind-reading, and abilities beyond comprehension become both gifts and curses. Governments rush to control these powers, twisted cults rise to worship them, and ordinary society begins to fracture. Red, a jaded retail worker, tries to keep his head down even as his own mind-reading abilities awaken. But his quiet life is shattered when he discovers a twisted ritual in the woods near his home—and realizes that humanity's newfound powers have awakened ancient, malevolent forces that hunger for chaos. Amidst all of this, he crosses paths with Jinx, a cunning and mischievous goblin girl with a murky past and sharp survival instincts, who's determined to make her way in this strange new world no matter the cost. As the two of them navigate a world turned hostile, Red and Jinx find themselves hunted by shadowy government agents, ensnared by cultists with their own dark designs, and haunted by monstrous entities born from psionic nightmares. With society unraveling and an unseen war brewing between powerful factions, Red and Jinx have only one choice: to become stronger, fight back, and protect themselves and each other—before they're consumed by the forces they've unleashed.

[Ding~ ding~ ding~ Congratulations You Have Unfortunately Awakened The Mind Reading System, Prepare To Be Annoyed.] "You've got to be kidding me, right?" [...] "What else can I do?" [...] "Why aren't you saying anything?" [Sorry host, I am not a talking system.] "..." [...] [Anyway... don't forget to say Status to see well.. your status.] "..." After a minute or so of feeling a second hand embarrassment for my system. I finally said "Status" in my mind. And a holographic blue screen appeared right in front of my eyes. [Mind Reading System:] [Ability: Mind Read Rank: Tier 1 Money In The Bank: 0$ Mission: Read your roommates mind by professing your love for her. Reward: 1000$]

The villain with an IQ of 250 disrupted the system.

In the cutthroat world of high finance, Ethan Carter, a ruthless CEO known for his icy demeanor and uncanny ability to predict his opponent's every move, harbors a secret: he possesses the power to hear people's thoughts. He keeps his gift hidden, using it only to further his ambitions, until Amelia, a bright-eyed, optimistic newcomer to his company, stumbles upon his carefully guarded truth. Bound by her silence, Amelia finds herself drawn into Ethan's world of power and intrigue, their connection deepening despite the danger that lurks around every corner. But as Ethan battles corporate rivals and a past that refuses to stay buried, their fragile trust is put to the ultimate test. Will Ethan risk everything to protect the woman who has unlocked his heart, or will his need for control cost him the only person who has ever seen the man behind the mask?

“Elise…” I called out to her. I wanted to say something but my brain could not form any words to utter. So, her name in my lips lingered and silence enveloped us. I glimpsed at her peaceful face and, as if on cue, my nerves relaxed. I gently touched her cheeks using my thumb then moved to her lips. Everything is probably an understatement of what I am willing to do for her. Beyond everything, that is, if it exists. I moved closer to reach the seat belt and quickly strapped her. I also adjusted my seat and strapped my own. Then, I started the car engine and drove off. My mind wandered off our first meeting. She didn’t appear promising to me when she descended the doorstep of their house. She walks extremely slow and she hangs her head down like a sinner. The cuffs of her long sleeves were constantly pulled to hide her hands. Then, she looked up to meet my gaze. Her eyes were puffy and it was very obvious that she spent an hour, and probably more, crying. Nevertheless, she smiled at me, giving me an access to view her white teeth. She, then, accepted the flowers that I was offering. Her nails were clean and bare, no paint. Then, she muttered her first word to me, “Thank you.” After that, she went inside.

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(Warning 18+) Zuri is forced to obey the wishes of her father, who wants her to marry Liam Hayes, a wealthy man she has never met. Rumor has it that Liam is an ugly, scarred old man who abuses the women around him. After breaking up with her boyfriend, Zuri had a drunken accident. When she woke up, she could suddenly hear other people's thoughts! She could hear what the nurses caring for her were thinking, even if they didn't say it. This strange incident added to Zuri's burden. Despite the accident, her father's decision has not changed. Zuri must still marry Liam, an old and fat man she has never met. What will happen to Zuri? Will she find happiness in this forced marriage? Or will she be trapped in a never-ending nightmare?