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L'année 2056, dans une ville de la région Yuan Jiang Su Jin. Au sommet d'un appartement résidentiel en ruine de six étages se trouve un adolescent vêtu d'un gilet de combat, de pantalons militaires et de bottes de combat en alliage. Sur son dos est accroché un bouclier hexagonal et équipé d'un couteau de combat ombre-sanglante. Il est assis là silencieusement au bord du toit. À ce moment-là, le ciel étincelant brillait et il y avait une respirabilité rafraîchissante dans l'air qui soufflait vers lui. Cependant, il n'y avait que silence au sein de la ville en ruines et déserte, avec parfois un hurlement qui fait manquer un battement à votre cœur.

Welcome, reader, to the world of Xian Li! In a world obsessed with innate talent and effortless cultivation, Xian Li stands as a refreshing exception. He's not your typical chosen one, destined for greatness from birth. No, Xian Li is the underdog, the "talentless" youth who discovers a hidden path to power – the ancient and forgotten art of Titan Cultivation. His journey is not one of effortless ascension; it’s a grueling path paved with intense training, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs. Think of it as a fantastical, action-packed underdog story with a dash of romance and a whole lot of humor. He's not just a cultivator; he's a master of self-deprecation, always ready with a witty quip or a humorous internal monologue, making him incredibly relatable, even as he battles powerful enemies and navigates complex sect politics. You'll root for him as he rises from obscurity, facing challenges that would break lesser individuals. This isn't just a story about cultivation; it's a journey of self-discovery, resilience, and finding strength where you least expect it. Get ready to meet Mei, the cold but noble cultivator, and Lin, the kind and supportive friend, two contrasting female characters who add depth and complexity to Xian Li's journey. You'll witness his blossoming relationships, the trials he overcomes, the friendships he forges, and the enemies he conquers. We'll delve into a world brimming with ancient secrets, treacherous quests, and a thrilling war against demonic cultivators. Throughout it all, Xian Li's spirit remains unbroken, fueled by his determination and the unwavering support of those around him. So grab your popcorn, buckle up, and prepare for an epic adventure filled with laughter, action, and a whole lot of heart. The world of Xian Li awaits!

**In a world on the brink of ecological collapse, where ancient prophecies whisper of impending doom, Jake, a young man burdened with the weight of a forgotten lineage, must confront his destiny as the last Oracle.** Jake, a sarcastic, wisecracking herbalist with a penchant for witty insults, lives a relatively carefree life, his knowledge of the natural world a solace in a time of growing despair. But when a devastating drought grips the land, and whispers of an ancient prophecy – one that foretells the end of the world as they know it – begin to circulate, Jake's life is irrevocably altered. Haunted by visions of a dying Earth and guided by cryptic messages from the spirit world, Jake discovers he possesses a forgotten power: the ability to commune with the Earth itself. As the drought intensifies and societal order begins to crumble, Jake must embark on a perilous journey to find the source of the impending cataclysm. During his journey, he meets Razar, a brilliant but disillusioned scientist, and Axon, his loyal and resourceful best friend, the voice of reason amidst Jake's sarcastic quips. In an attempt to help Jake understand and control his burgeoning powers, Razar accidentally injects him with an experimental serum. This serum unexpectedly imbues Jake with a unique system, transforming his understanding of his abilities into a game-like interface. Jake now receives quests, gains experience points, and unlocks new abilities as he masters his powers. However, the system is a secret, a dangerous secret that must be kept hidden from the world, including his closest allies. As Jake grapples with his newfound power, the system, and his place in the world, he begins to question his own morality. The system, while granting him incredible abilities, also fuels his inner turmoil. He struggles to control its influence, battling internal demons as he navigates a world on the brink of collapse. Facing not only the impending ecological disaster and the machinations of Mordros, a powerful sorcerer who seeks to exploit the chaos, but also the potential dangers of the system itself, Jake must confront his own inner darkness. With the help of Razar and Axon, and guided by the cryptic messages of the Earth, Jake must decide whether to embrace his destiny as the last Oracle and save the world, all while keeping the existence of the system a secret, ensuring that its power does not corrupt him, and ultimately, finding redemption within himself. !

Celestia Aster always knew her luck was terrible, but learning she’s a cannon fodder in an unfinished novel? That’s a new low. On her twentieth birthday, she regains memories of her past life and discovers she’s doomed to die saving the heroine– all for the male lead’s tragic love story. What’s worse? In her past life, she’d paid to read this nonsense! Determined to change her fate, Celestia swears off her family’s indifference, the male lead’s drama, and the pitiful life of a pushover. But just as she starts to set her life straight, her three worldviews are once again shattered. First, her emotionally-constipated father– who once couldn’t tell her from a houseplant– suddenly starts awkwardly doting on her. Then, scheming Brother #1 flips his villain switch and starts sabotaging people for her. Rude Brother #2, the human thesaurus of profanity, now uses his sailor's mouth to curse out her enemies. Even the youngest, who used to look at her like she’d sprout fangs, has turned into a limpet, clinging to her like she’s his favorite stuffed toy. And just when she thinks things can’t get any weirder? The Crown Prince– the overpowered terror of the protagonist squad– decides he wants her… on his payroll. Mom, pick me up. I’m scared…

When Heaven and Hell's energies begin to deplete, they turn Earth into their backup plan—transforming it into a deadly game show divided into thousands of sectors, each managed by demons and angels. Humans are granted abilities and forced to participate in survival games, unknowingly serving as entertainment while their population is culled to make room for their supernatural overlords. Enter Jin Park, a broke college student whose "useless" power to see people's information (names, stats, and abilities) seems like a death sentence in this new world. But beneath his nervous quips and self-deprecating humor lies an undiscovered talent: he can copy others' abilities by meeting specific conditions and even merge them into unique combinations—though the results aren't always what he expects. As Jin stumbles through increasingly dangerous games, making unlikely allies and discovering the dark truth behind Heaven and Hell's grand scheme, he must decide: will he use his growing powers to simply survive, or will he fight to reclaim Earth from its divine and demonic puppet masters?

Atlas was just a seemingly regular 22-year-old college student with occasionally wacky dreams. In a twist of cosmic "bullsh*t," the remnants of a powerful Void-Scar, and the fiddling of an Entity with too much free time, he gets thrust into the Alpha world of Sellene. Now reincarnated as a [SPOILER] [REDACTED], one of the mysterious Arkien species, Atlas must navigate a life filled with loyalty and betrayal, swords and spears, and divine interests. As he unravels the truth behind his strange new world, his [Void Corruption] and The Legendary 'Great Path,' he faces even greater mysteries: "What truly brought about the fall of Velathra? Why do these three lil' bandits keep following me?!" What lie in the shadows that speak at night? How will the gods react to the [VOID]? And what is his role in the unfolding chaos? Follow Atlas on his journey through a world where ancient beings play with fate, where kingdoms rise and fall, and where comedy meets danger in equal measure. As he builds alliances, uncovers hidden secrets, and discovers his destiny while bringing others with him, one thing is certain—this adventure will change him, and the world, forever, unless he changes them first, that is. [Erro#$*&!((!)@)#$$#@!@%^$#] [Part of this synopsis seems to be redacted. Your authority is insufficient to observe aspects of this data. Please overcome the System in a war of words to be approved for increased authority.] ----- Hello, this is my attempt at writing a story that has haunted my dreams for ages. It’s set in a vibrant fantasy world full of gods, magic, beasts, and monsters, and a bit of humor. Expect kingdom and faction-building elements to pop up pretty quick, along with twists you won’t see coming. While I haven’t yet decided on romance, this story will never have harem. Ever. Thank you for taking the time to read this and my story, it means the world to me. If you like it enough, consider adding it to your library/collections and leaving a review or commenting your favorite quips. Now, come brothers and sisters, let us sally forth into the great unknown, leg to leg! "Eh? Why do you only have two?" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Below is a character art of a (hopefully soon) fan-favorite character, at least I am one of their fans. The image is considered their armored form, but the main purpose of my sharing it is because the BODY-FORM is what Atlas and the other two characters after chapter 4 look like. Take a look: https://ibb.co/qdCP2nc

She was the evildoer that her mother gave birth to after three years of pregnancy. Her birth was accompanied by supernatural phenomena. All the beasts roared, and all the immortals blessed her. She was also the genius whom the masses were expecting! She was cute, cool, and coquettish. She was the little brat who dared to harass the Supreme Immortal. She couldn't practice alchemy? No problem. She had an elder brother who was talented in alchemy! She didn't know how to refine weapons? Well, she had a second brother who was a genius in refining weapons. Someone dared to bully her? Her aggressive father, gentle mother, and two silly brothers would together beat up that person! A certain brat quipped, "Hey hunk, you look so handsome! When I grow up, I must marry you!" Upon hearing this, a certain immortal was speechless. Again, a certain brat announced, "It's difficult to walk through the void and emerge from the sky? Come on, Father, Mother, Eldest brother, and Second brother. Let's break the void and have fun together!"

COMPLETED Luna Yang, a 35-year-old spinster, must deal with people's prejudice against her single status at her age in a society with certain marriage standards. Her life has been further complicated by the fact that all of her sisters have settled. Her neighbors and family members mock her with snide remarks and quips. There is, however, nothing in this world that lasts forever. Joys and sorrows always follow one another into people's lives, much like days and nights. Her destiny changes when she has a elder visitor with proposal of arranged marriage to her grandson. Luna is hesitant to accept the proposal, initially, suspicious of groom's look and personality. Later she agrees to the old lady considering her family. To wonder, the grandson of the old lady turns out to be Danish Li, the stunningly handsome and dashing CEO of a large corporation known for his cold demeanor. Luna felt blessed. Does her destiny gives her what she desires? Will Luna's life transform from that of an ugly spinster to that of Cinderella, or will she fall into the trap? I own the cover. Please check out my new exclusive book : Trapped in the Werewolf's World

After a lifetime of failed job interviews and a penchant for embarrassing stutters, he finally catches a break when he's reincarnated into a new world. There's just one little hiccup: he's now sharing his undead body with a cantankerous ghoul, and the ghoul's vocabulary is, well, rather limited—it's all about poop. Armed with a wealth of knowledge from his past life, Alex is ready to conquer this new world. There's just one problem—his new body lacks any skills, status, or coordination. Imagine a zombie trying to tap dance, and you'll have an idea of the hilarious situations that ensue. And that's not all! Meet the "Glowing System," his not-so-helpful assistant in this crazy cosmic comedy. The Glowing System has a knack for sarcastic commentary and can't resist poking fun at Alex's misadventures. Whether he's stumbling over words or trying to negotiate with his ghoul companion (who can only communicate in phrases involving "poop"), the Glowing System is always there with a quip. Join Alex on a rib-tickling journey of self-discovery as he navigates his undead existence, attempts to regain control of his body from the potty-mouthed ghoul, and tries not to scare away potential friends with his unorthodox communication skills. Can he overcome the ultimate challenge—his own rotting body—and finally find success in this quirky afterlife?

(Mature Content) What price are you willing to pay for freedom? The wolf-less and orphaned Tania was trapped in the life of a slave. A part of her spirit was held captive by her master to exert control. To gain freedom, she made a deal to spy on King Eltanin, the most ruthless and powerful Alpha of Araniea. Stormy-eyed libertine, King Eltanin was dominanting, arrogant and commanding as hell. Racing against time to save his wolf and kingdom from the demon king, Alpha Felis, he crosses paths with Tania. She is a spy, and temptation personified. And now Eltanin must choose between the fate of his kingdom and his mate. Will Tania choose her freedom and reject her mate? Or will she give up the only thing she ever wanted? Thesaurus definition of "Libertine": debauched Synonyms for libertine: freethinking, profligate, dissolute, immoral, lascivious My other novels are: Feral Confessions: Adrianna and the Alpha (Completed) The Silver Crescent Alpha Prince (nomination WSA 2021) Ileus-The Dark Prince (Silver award WSA 2022) Dark Hunger (5th Prize in werewolf contest) The cover belongs to me. It is commissioned. Cover artist: Micehellwd Editor: Astromnia

It is what it says on the tin. A sarcastic novel.

The eminent Jincheng Jiang Family adopted two sisters, the younger sister Jiang Fanyue was sensible and gracious, talented and beautiful, while the elder sister Jiang Zhe was ignorant, unaccomplished in anything. When their destitute biological family came knocking, the Jiang Family couldn't wait to pack Jiang Zhe off and keep Jiang Fanyue; the family wealth, reputation, the status of being the heiress, the fiancé—all henceforth had nothing to do with Jiang Zhe. . Jiang Zhe stepped into her own family's home, her eyes full of skepticism. Could the precious Tang Dynasty painting on the wall be authentic? Were the bowls used for serving vegetables and soup made from the unique material of gilded cloisonné? What happened to the so-called impoverished family? What, there's also a top-tier fiancé from a leading Beijing family? Can she call off the engagement? . The magnate cornered her against the wall, pulling her into his embrace, "What do you think, Madam?" "I'm so poor in studies I fail everything, I don't deserve to join an affluent family." The magnate pulled out her perfect-score college entrance exam paper. "I'm good for nothing, incapable of everything." The magnate lifted the veil off her identities as a Divine Doctor, designer, hacker, composer... and so on. He tenderly quipped, "I'll work hard, to prove myself worthy of you, Madam." 【Since my childhood, I have been without desires or demands, but the moment I laid eyes on you, for that brief second, I prayed to the gods and Buddhas—I yearned for you—Qin Jingchen.】

(Erwachsener Inhalt) Welchen Preis bist du bereit, für deine Freiheit zu zahlen? Die wolfslose und verwaiste Tania war im Leben einer Sklavin gefangen. Ein Teil ihres Geistes wurde von ihrem Herrn gefangen gehalten, um Kontrolle auszuüben. Um ihre Freiheit zu erlangen, ging sie den Handel ein, König Eltanin, den rücksichtslosesten und mächtigsten Alpha von Araniea, auszuspionieren. König Eltanin mit seinen stürmischen Augen war dominant, arrogant und befehlshaberisch wie die Hölle. In einem Wettlauf gegen die Zeit, um seine Wölfe und sein Königreich vor dem Dämonenkönig Alpha Felis zu retten, trifft er auf Tania. Sie ist eine Spionin und die personifizierte Verlockung. Und nun muss sich Eltanin zwischen dem Schicksal seines Reiches und dem seiner Gefährtin entscheiden. Wird Tania ihre Freiheit wählen und ihre Gefährtin zurückweisen? Oder wird sie das Einzige aufgeben, was sie jemals wollte? Thesaurus-Definition von "Libertin": ausschweifend Synonyme für libertinär: freidenkerisch, ausschweifend, ausschweifend, unmoralisch, lasziv Meine anderen Romane sind: Wilde Bekenntnisse: Adrianna und der Alpha (abgeschlossen) Der Alphaprinz des Silbernen Halbmonds (Nominierung WSA 2021) Ileus-Der dunkle Prinz (Silberne Auszeichnung WSA 2022) Dunkler Hunger (5. Preis im Werwolf-Wettbewerb) Das Cover gehört mir. Es ist eine Auftragsarbeit. Künstler des Covers: Micehellwd Herausgeber: Astromnia

Il y a neuf ans, l'humanité a failli disparaître le jour où des monstres ont émergé des Fissures – ou donjons – qui sont apparus partout dans le monde. Lorsque tout espoir semblait perdu, quelques élus se réveillèrent en tant que Chasseurs équipés d'un Système. Grâce à eux, la civilisation s'est rétablie plus rapidement qu'on ne l'aurait cru après l'apocalypse. Cependant, un autre conflit se présenta plus tard : plus les Chasseurs utilisaient leurs pouvoirs, plus vite ils perdaient la raison. Heureusement, parmi le Peuple Éveillé, il existe un groupe classé par le Système comme Guides – et seuls ces Guides ont le pouvoir de calmer les Chasseurs et de les ramener à la raison. Ça a l'air génial, n'est-ce pas? Mais que se passe-t-il lorsqu'un Civil est en couple avec un Chasseur qui a un fort taux de compatibilité avec son Guide ? « Cassons, Wonhee. » Ouais, voilà ce qui arrive quand ton petit-ami Chasseur a un taux de compatibilité de 76% avec son Guide. Wonhee a été larguée par son petit-ami de longue date parce qu'elle n'est qu'une Civile... ... ou du moins, c'est ce qu'elle croyait.

So, you think you've got life all figured out? Well, imagine waking up in the body of a third-rate villain from a novel you once scoffed at. That's exactly what happens to your not-so-average high school student turned reluctant anti-hero. Picture this: transmigrate into the body of a suspended student from school, banished from his noble family, and now trapped in a world where magic reigns supreme and destiny calls the shots. Oh, and did I mention he's got a one-way ticket back to reality? All he has to do is complete a series of tasks to fix the messed-up storyline. Easy, right? Hell no!! But hold on a second. This ain't your typical hero's journey. Chris isn't exactly the noble, tragic figure you'd expect. Nope, he's more of a sarcastic, self-aware protagonist who's not afraid to ask the real questions. Like, why bother with destiny when you can't even get your morning coffee right? Or how about facing your past mistakes when you can just blame it on the plot? And don't even get me started on trying to outsmart fate itself. As Chris stumbles through this twisted tale of magic and mayhem, he's forced to confront his own shortcomings, forge unlikely alliances, and maybe—just maybe—find a way back to the life he left behind. But with every sarcastic quip and sardonic remark, he's also asking you, the reader, to join him on this wild ride. So, buckle up, because in a world where reality is just a plot twist away, Chris Harrison is about to rewrite the rules and show destiny who's really in charge.

Le nouveau livre est sorti ! Meng Yunhan a été réincarnée à l'époque des "tickets alimentaires", une période où les gens luttaient pour se nourrir et s'habiller. Mais cette fois-ci, elle n'a pas peur. Équipée d'un "code triche", elle est prête non seulement à lancer sa propre entreprise mais aussi à s'occuper de son frère au visage de pierre et même soutenir Baozi, son enfant. Frère au visage de pierre : "Épouse, faisons nos valises avec Baozi et partons !" Il prétend qu'avoir un fils encore plus collant avec sa femme que lui-même est tout à fait honteux ! "Maman, trouvons un nouveau papa !" suggère Baozi. Son papa, un homme adulte, est toujours si collant avec maman. Quelle honte ! Meng Yunhan soupire : Ce sont vraiment père et fils.

``` Pour le bien de sa famille, Ren s'est lancé dans le populaire VRMMORPG, COVENANT, qui utilisait de la monnaie en temps réel dans le jeu. Mais n'étant qu'un joueur médiocre qui ne savait que recueillir des informations, il se retrouva dans un rôle de soutien. Tandis que le jeu explosait en popularité et que chaque multinationale investissait dans le jeu, les choses ont empiré pour Ren. À cause de la quantité d'informations qu'il avait accumulées, des triches, secrets, quêtes et bugs qu'il avait découverts, il s'est tu par peur de vendre les informations aux autres guildes. Mais ayant une seconde chance, il remonta le temps quand son père était encore en vie et que COVENANT n'en était qu'à ses débuts. Cette fois-ci... il ne serait pas ce type à l'écart qui recueillait des informations jour après jour pendant dix ans. Équipé des connaissances du jeu qu'il avait accumulées, il deviendrait... un Alchimiste ! Mage Chrono ? Maître Djin ? Invocateur ? Nécromancien ? Seigneur du Chaos ? À quoi bon tout cela ? Certes, ce sont des classes puissantes et rares et recherchées par les guildes, mais c'est l'alchimiste qui forge des artéfacts et concocte des objets et des potions rares qui reçoit le plus de pièces à la fin de la journée! C'était mieux qu'être forgeron ou artisan ! De plus, il pouvait utiliser toutes sortes de magie sans limite de race et de classe ! C'était la classe ultime ! Et personne ne le savait même ! ```

In a steampunk world, the former detective turned pirate Scarlet crosses paths with the socialite Alice. An unexpected friendship blooms as they try to save England from a crooked government. Follow Alice, Scarlet, and they're friends, as they fly around in a floating pirate-ship. Experience adventure, romance, sword fights, friendships and quips.

Zhou Xia was going to register her marriage when she found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her. But to make matters worse, Shen Lin, her ex-boyfriend, saw her beating up her boyfriend! The situation was sufficient to murder anyone's chance at a social life, but being a lady with a stout heart, Zhou Xia lifted her foot away from her unconscious boyfriend. “What are you looking at? I will marry you if you keep looking,” she declared to her ex. That somehow ended up making things worse... because Shen Lin agreed to marry her! Staring at the fresh and new marriage certificate, Zhou Xia was left dumbstruck. Somehow, she had a different husband than planned! Later, she went to the hospital to laugh at the now ex-boyfriend who cheated on her, and realized that the man's attending physician was Shen Lin! Seeing that Shen Lin was glowering, she snuggled up to him and said, “Shen Lin... I mean, darling, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have broken his leg.” Shen Lin gave her a look. “Yes, you shouldn't have broken just one leg. You should have broken both his legs.” “Oh, how about his nuts as well?” Zhou Xia quipped. Shen Lin: ... Later, someone asked Zhou Xia, “Of all the good men in the world, why would you choose a gloomy face like Shen Lin?” Zhou Xia replied, “There are many good men... but they all belong to someone else, whereas Shen Lin is mine.” Meanwhile, someone asked Shen Lin, “Of all the fine women in the world, why would you choose someone as clingy as Zhou Xia?” Shen Lin said, “She's my only ex, and I have no intention of falling for anyone else.”

"All those things belong to the ashes of my past and can never resurrect" she assured him. " You are very naive with women" Rukky quipped by his side! Thus, began his journey into the forest of surreal understanding of downtown romance. A step into the jungle of no return.

Amid the vibrant pulse of the metropolis, where the glow of neon dances and mysteries abound, I navigate a life of duality. In daylight, I spar with tenacious policewomen, trade quips with the elite of Hollywood, and tease beguiling damsels with a roguish charm. Yet, as night descends, my covert ventures take on a more sinister shade. Beneath the vigilant gaze of the mob leader, I ignite engines and weave through shadow-clad backstreets, the rush of adrenaline my constant companion. Concealed within my abode lies a secret indulgence, a source of exhilaration and guilt: a minuscule aperture in the partition, through which I steal forbidden views of the neighboring siren’s otherworldly grace during her private moments. My existence is woven from paradoxes—a scoundrel’s paradise. Shrouded in enigma, my history a blur, I prowl the urban jungle, fists ready, pulse quickened, in pursuit of peril and passion alike.

Tales of heroes, villains, the men and woman of heroic deeds or evil deeds that were never told. Until a young boy stumbled in to a library full of those forgotten tragedies and obstacles that would were overcome. Things even the mightiest God's quips be hard pressed to succeed. Here are their stories. These stories are all one shots and with different genre's. Chapters are not written in any order and are more of me writing, exploring creative ideas. There are more then just Male leads. Hope you enjoy. Picture is not mine.

Alexandra Jane Diaz is a book illustrator who lives a regular life day in and day out with her St. Bernard dog named Smarty. Until one day she was caught in a blue by a whim of a stranger who decided to marry her. His name is Daniel. Daniel St. Claire is a quiet but shrewd businessman. He is a guy of crazy ideas who favored silence more than talking but would rather quip profound comments or snarky remarks. He’s in love with his childhood friend, Sarah. Sarah Kale is a beautiful woman who owns a quaint flower shop. She has no idea that the guy she once liked back in childhood is still in love with her until he decided to marry a stranger rather than her. Meshed in the web of confusion and concealment of the heart, Alex weaves through with Daniel’s plan and poses as his substitute bride until she meets the mysterious Sarah Kale. Will Daniel end up with Sarah with an ‘I do’ in front of the altar? Or will he end up with Alex in an unexpected twist of fate?

"Lost the way? Oh, fabulous. Nature's just enforcing a detour, right? Stumbled into a goblin lair? How charming. Reminds me of Aunt Martha's cottage. Evicted by a dragon? A rude tenant, but I suppose it beats paying rent. On the brink of war with elves? Ah, who needs tranquility when you can have pointy-eared neighbors? "Oh no, I've tripped into the Throne of Destiny," I quip as I quite literally fall into power. "Are you... laughing?" The mystified kingdom's regent squints, assessing me. "Is there a better way to approach an unexpected promotion?" I shrug. "Your levity may cause trouble," he warns, concern etched into his ancient eyes. "Oh, I think we'll manage some serious fun," I retort, donning the crown with a grin. In the midst of the royal court, as chaos descends and magical mayhem ensues, it's up to me to lighten the mood and, just maybe, save the day. But, between jests and jousts, who can say if I'll take anything seriously?"

Over five centuries ago, alien invaders breached the world of Xena, bringing the indigenous population to the brink of extinction. Amidst this apocalypse, a cadre of awakened warriors rose, revered as beacons of hope and guardians of their homeland. Five centuries later, Rachel emerges laboriously from a cryogenic chamber, only to discover that not only has the world failed to recover, it has spiraled deeper into chaos. The once stalwart beacons have crumbled; hope has dissolved into the ether. The environment lies in ruins, overrun by monstrous entities. The native inhabitants groan under the yoke of a superior alien regime, their lives a portrait of misery. Barely getting her bearings, Rachel faces an unexpected assault from supposed allies... With a touch of irony, she quips, “Is this their idea of civility?”

Over five centuries ago, alien invaders breached the world of Xena, bringing the indigenous population to the brink of extinction. Amidst this apocalypse, a cadre of awakened warriors rose, revered as beacons of hope and guardians of their homeland. Five centuries later, Rachel emerges laboriously from a cryogenic chamber, only to discover that not only has the world failed to recover, it has spiraled deeper into chaos. The once stalwart beacons have crumbled; hope has dissolved into the ether. The environment lies in ruins, overrun by monstrous entities. The native inhabitants groan under the yoke of a superior alien regime, their lives a portrait of misery. Barely getting her bearings, Rachel faces an unexpected assault from supposed allies... With a touch of irony, she quips, “Is this their idea of civility?”

“Finally, a chance to get some entertainment—what could possibly go wrong?” muses Xelar, a cosmic overlord bored with the infinite monotony of the universe. Deciding to ditch his boring life for a medieval Earth brimming with mages, swordsmen, and ancient mystics, Xelar dives into the life of a human child, only to find out he’s bitten off more than he can chew. Between dodging fireballs and fumbling spells, Xelar, now a tiny human discovers that controlling his emotions is much harder than managing galaxies. “I used to toss stars around for fun, and now I can’t even win a mock sword fight against a mere human” he grumbles after a particularly embarrassing defeat. Join Xelar as he navigates his uproarious new existence, from thrilling duels that make him miss the tranquility of black holes, to hilarious attempts at blending in with the human folk. Every day is a riotous adventure where our former overlord learns that being human is harder—and more hilarious—than it looks. “Who knew being small and squishy would be this much trouble?” Xelar quips, as he plots his next misadventure, proving that even a supreme being can have supremely bad days.

"...Am I missing something?," Nolan spoke up, "We're both feeling it, right?" Nolan had a nervous smile as he finished, and Alina's gaze froze. She felt the pull to reach for his face and smooth away all the tension. What was she supposed to say? "...it doesn't change the fact," she almost whispered as she pulled her hand away from his, Nolan's fingers clinging to hers for a moment, but never forcing. "that I don't belong here," Alina finished. "You're wrong. You belong right here, next to me, isn't that obvious?" Nolan quipped, tilting his head and peering down at her with confusion in those intricate eyes. Alina might agree, if those eyes didn't stop pinning her down. "You'll lead with me. My pack will love you. You'll birth my legacy..," ... The fuck? -- Alina is a young, female werewolf that lives only with her mother, who has separated her daughter from the werewolf culture. They live secretive, careful lives to prevent violence. Alina doesn't even know what a pack is, let alone what benefits her mother has sacrificed as they live in exile. When she meets Nolan, a wealthy Alpha werewolf with a crowded pack, she is thrown into an unknown world she has never seen. It brings more questions than answers for. Most importantly; why did her mother hide this life from her?

Annabelle doesn't believe in fate, but ever since the day that June walked into her life, she's been tempted to change her mind. __________________________ Annabelle Yun is an avid gardener and painter who works at the local tea shop, smiling and brewing tea for all who enter. But Annabelle is struggling- through her job, through her college classes, and through her life. She knows the names of every single customer who walks through the stained glass door, but when she leaves the shop at night, she goes home to a lonely dorm. She has no real friends. Enter June Johnson. June is a bright, rowdy social butterfly who is never seen without a small herd of close friends. She both easily laughs and inspires laughter. And when her friend drags her into the local tea shop for a drink, she's immediately enamored with the girl behind the counter. Quick to flirt, she catches Annabelle's attention, but the latter girl is not so easy to crack. Over the course of several months, books are swapped, quips are uttered and most of all, many, many cups of tea are brewed. But how many cups of tea does it take to get a girlfriend?

"**Cosmic Havoc: Wits Against the Apocalypse** In a world teetering on the edge of chaos, meet Alex – a master of witty quips and a connoisseur of sarcasm. When a cosmic event heralds an impending apocalypse, Alex's life takes an unexpected turn. Armed with a smartphone and a sassy attitude, he discovers that he possesses extraordinary cosmic powers. As chaos erupts, Alex finds himself at the epicenter of a whirlwind adventure. With guidance from enigmatic mentor Sam and a quirky system named Apoclypsis, he embarks on a journey to save humanity, armed with cosmic energy and an arsenal of snarky comebacks. Amid mutated creatures, interdimensional beings, and a city on the brink of collapse, Alex's humor becomes his superpower. While wielding energy to create force fields and manipulate objects, he also unleashes a barrage of hilarious one-liners that defy the odds. But in a world where absurdity reigns, Alex must master his powers and navigate through chaos with quick wit and creativity. As the boundary between dimensions blurs, alliances form and loyalties waver. Alex's journey becomes a cosmic collision of laughter and chaos, where every punchline packs a punch and every quirk becomes a weapon. 'Cosmic Havoc: Wits Against the Apocalypse' is a thrilling, humor-infused adventure that proves that sometimes, the best way to save the world is with a clever retort and a radiant smile."