Tacos Sabrosones

Blaze of Glory A fart-propelled sniper. A time-traveling scientist with a broken hand. A sentient custard blob humming Glenn Miller. Together, they will accidentally break time, punch a god, and save existence from being edited into a bland Wikipedia entry. It starts on D-Day, 1944. Dr. Juniper Flux, a future-born, sarcasm-loaded chronologist with a glitchy time machine and a chroniton-infected arm, crash-lands smack into World War II. She’s supposed to observe quietly. Instead, she teams up with Hank Rigby — a flatulent sniper-poet with Dragonbone scars, a tragic past, and exactly zero impulse control. Together, they dodge Nazis, awaken a sentient custard blob named Yoggy, and ruin the multiverse's carefully curated silence. History gets rewritten. Gods get angry. One explodes from emotional oversaturation. Fifteen years later, the universe is broken. Entire timelines are being "shushed" by Reapers — cosmic librarians with giant scissors who hate jazz, love order, and really want everyone to just be quiet forever. Enter: the Custard Rebellion. Now, armed with a memory-firing revolver, a jazz-powered war mech, timeline tacos, and the collective trauma of an exploded pantheon, Juni, Hank, Kaelen Thorn (the last god of noise), and Yoggy must sing, scream, fart, and fight their way to the heart of the Greater — a being trying to delete every spark of emotion from reality. It’s loud. It’s messy. It’s glorious. And it smells faintly of burned tortillas and cosmic regret. [five star] “Finally, a book that combines time travel, emotional damage, jazz warfare, sentient desserts, and fart-based heroics. I laughed, I cried, I loudly declared war on the Reapers using only a kazoo. If you don’t read this, you hate fun.” Deadpool (Probably)

Takao conoce el sufrimiento mejor que a sí mismo. Y aunque la vida le ofreció breves momentos de alivio, también fue el cruel elegido para una existencia que él nunca quiso vivir.

Ethan Carter’s life is easy: craft slick PowerPoints, devour tacos, and stay employed. But when his boss retires, enter Isabelle Hargrove—27, Harvard-sharp, and drop-dead gorgeous. As the new CEO, she’s all business, no mercy, demanding peak performance or resignations. Ethan’s in trouble: he’s falling for her, hard. Her fierce vibe feels like his missing piece, but her “no slacking” rule threatens his job—and his taco budget. Can Ethan win her respect, and maybe her heart, without getting fired? Love at Work is a hilarious, heartwarming rom-com about risking it all for love.

Loosing $275,000 was like watching my dreams go up in ashes. That kind of money was supposed to finance my second food truck—a milestone towards growing my small taco business. But instead, with a careless click, it was gone. It started with what seemed like an ordinary SMS. It was Coinbase, telling me about suspicious action on my Bitcoin wallet. I was racing in my heart. I panicked. I clicked without thinking and supplied them with information. Within minutes, my wallet was drained—$275,000, every penny I'd earned in six years, stolen. I was sick. Ashamed. Angry with myself. I thought I was safe on the net, but I got caught. I didn't even tell my family at first—I couldn't bear their disillusionment. That day, doing tacos from my food truck, I was half-awake. I got a couple orders mixed up, I guess, because one of my regular customers—a nice, affable man I called "Professor Mike"—picked up that something was amiss. After I finally, explosively exclaimed what occurred, he didn't tease or reprimand me. He only nodded and responded, "Call HACKATHON TECH SOLUTIONS. Trust me." It just so happened that Professor Mike was a cyber security expert. He informed me that such scams were now more prevalent than ever before, and HACKATHON TECH SOLUTIONS was indeed one of those few teams who knew what they were doing. I phoned them that evening. From the first call, their customer service was calm, professional, and—most importantly—they did not make me feel stupid. They explained each step and comforted me that they would do whatever they could to get back my money. They worked fast. Within a couple of days, they followed the scam to a burner phone scam ring. I have no idea what all of the technical work was that they did, but this I know—my Bitcoin was recovered. My wallet within 10 days, all my cents restored to where they ought to be. I gazed upon that balance look, I cried. Over there in the truck, near the salsa booth. HACKATHON TECH SOLUTIONS not only got my money back—they got my business, my future, my dream back. If you ever get scammed, don't lose hope. Call them. And if you ever come through my taco truck, tacos are on me. Reach out to HACKATHON TECH SOLUTIONS  via below contact details Email: info@hackathontechsolution.com Website:https://hackathontechsolutions.com Whatsapp: +31 6 47999256 Telegram: @hackathontechsolutions

“What does it take to rise to the top?” Most people might list a few things that contribute to success. Determination, talent. An unwavering will. All of these things made sense, but there was also a different route. When asked that same question, Elric would answer with a single word. Ruthlessness. Who cares if the opponent is better in every way if they never have a chance to compete? You’re going to easily crush my crew’s runner in a sprint? Cool, let’s see you do it with a broken leg. Following in his father’s footsteps, Elric decides to start his own talent agency. Quickly finding himself butting heads with more… legitimate and powerful agencies, he falls back on his secret weapon. –Group Chat: The Boys. Members Currently Online: ???,??? –General Chat– (Open to see more). –Profiles– (Open to see more). –Lamb Sauce– (Open to see more [18+]). –Jobs– (Currently Viewing). … … Job Poster: Elric Melov (SecretlyKind). Request: Go to the singer “Alha Nulstaya’s” concert, boo and throw trash at her. Rewards: A free Taco Gong burrito for the first 20 members to sign up, an introduction to a cute girl for the most verbose booer. Current applicants: 516/20.

He just sat down on a chair away from everyone else's booth. He put his phone down on the table , rubbing his hand down his face in with tired sigh. He drummed his fingers along the table, checking his watch in impatience. Time is of the business deals, is money, is a success. Yes, time is significant to him. "H-hello sir, can I take your order?".a timid small voice said. He looked up expecting to see a small thin child with such a voice. Never expecting to meet the love of his life. Follow the story of a wealthy Chinese tycoon and an overweight South African girl who gave birth to a child with an unknown father. Is he the father? If he is not will he take up the responsibility of Josei and Taco? Don't miss out.

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Pina happens to stumble upon a cute foreign exchange student from Japan- Ian. She met him at a snack stall, and was immediately blown away by his looks and presence alone.  The poor Ian was having a hard time deciding what to eat, until Pina willingly shared her Vigan Empanada that is now named "Orange Tacos" by Ian.  She sadly thought that that would be her first and last interaction with a cute foreign guy... ...but she thought wrong.  "Take me there, again. Onegaishimasu!" 

"Just Who in the right mind in the world doesn't want Tacos!?!?" says UniQueen "Santa Claus!!" Horse the Hater Troll worshipper said to UniQueen. "For the God of jumping jellies be gone thought; Because Santa Claus ain't real!!!!" said UniQueen, "So in that sense Everyone wants Tacos" She continued, then finished with Jazz hands to emphasize her point.

Be hungry and go for some tacos, to find a beggar and two marginalized children, in an earthquake. My taco will cool before I eat it, or maybe God will give me a new one when I die. I just hope God allows me in my other life, I can still have a block in my hand and another in my belly.

Traversing the realms of fantasy, Lin Xuan found himself becoming the youngest inner sect elder of Shentian Sect. Upon activating a potent disciple recruitment system, each disciple he accepted promised him an amplified version of his inherent magical prowess. To his surprise, during the initiation ceremony, Lin Xuan encountered the mischievous Ye Hao—a youngster with immortal bones destined for greatness! As Lin Xuan was about to take Ye Hao as his disciple, an unexpected twist unfolded. The royal family of Ye Kingdom, who had callously seized Ye Hao's extraordinary bone, intervened to halt Lin Xuan! In defiance, Lin Xuan declared, "I am accepting disciples; why should others interfere?!"

What happens if you give an ugly croc coding powers?

Kylian es un niño de diez años, hijo de la familia Alcatrassa, miembros de la nobleza honoraria del Reino de Shirdalia. Tras un extraño incidente en el que permaneció inconsciente durante una semana, el que despertó no era Kylian. Actuaba diferente, su personalidad había cambiado por completo. Su secreto, había adoptado la consciencia de un joven mexicano que había muerto bajo extrañas circunstancias. ¿Qué clase aventuras le esperan a Kylian, ahora que tiene un enrome interés por el mundo en el que vive?

un anciano de avanzada edad muere, pero solo quiere vivir en paz comiendo tacos y tamales en un universo grande lleno de peligros

(this is the first draft I'm working on a new version.) Taco man is teaching Ronnie how to be a Pro Hero without having a super powerful ability Watch as they climb the ranks and become Heroes of Legends!!!

Jackson was just a normal delivery boy for Nux Taco's Pizzaria before he ran himself over with his own delivery truck when it was in neutral. Now he is a sentient pizza slice in a wacky world and his step-sister is a yummy boneless chicken wing. Will they succeed in this delicious new world?