Jokes Phone

A woman accidentally sent her selfie to Tang Zheng's mobile phone. As she requested to meet him, the unlucky Tang Zheng was caught in a bus accident. At the moment of death, he was teleported into a mysteriously sealed room – a place filled with individuals who were supposed to be dead: a flight attendant, a female teacher, a rich second-generation, a death-row prisoner, a boss, and an employee.

The last time Daniel saw Emily, she was standing by the door, her face twisted in anger. "Maybe you should stop pretending you care," she spat. Then—slam. That was the last time. The last fight. The last words. And then she was gone. Her disappearance left more questions than answers. Accusations whispered through the town. Some believed she ran away. Others were convinced she was dead. Daniel was the prime suspect, but with no body, there was no proof. Just silence. Until now. One year later, Daniel’s phone rings. Caller ID: Emily. How could that be? They buried her with that phone. She was supposed to be gone. Or was she? As chilling new clues begin to surface, Daniel is forced to confront the past he thought was buried. The line between memory and reality blurs, and one terrifying question haunts his every step— If Emily is dead, who just called him?

As a joke, Fall chose to create a girl character in an old open world game with the class of Card Master, But that joke soon turned into a large reality. Fall now as his female avatar Fell is transported to the game world similar to that of the game but it has completely different rules and events. What is more concerning was that he was a girl, a Loli with a relatively small hitbox, watch him or should I say her as she survives her new reality and make friends along the way of her long journey and she will find out the lore she created for her character came true.

# RELAXED On the day he entered university, the navigation system on his phone started to have the function to automatically search for treasures. Every time he found a treasure, he would be able to receive a lot of rewards. “92kg of embezzled products detected. The reward for completing the treasure hunt: 100 million mansions by the Sky Lake.” “The top celebrity, Xia Qiu, will run into danger soon. The reward for completing fate hunt: 100 million cash.” “5kg gold detected. The reward for completing treasure hunt: 60% stock of Distant Publishing that’s worth 600 million.” With the continuous treasure hunts automatically detected on his phone and obtaining the rewards from the hunts, Ye Feng said, “From today onwards, I’ll be the most pretentious bastard.”

I'm gonna say this now this book is mainly a comedy fantasy series so it's more like a mix of konosuba and boondocks. there will be harsh language and corny jokes you have been warned. The story will be following a group of adventurers on there day to day adventure and mission. in the group we have a hot vampire that loves to act like she's rich and spends off the groups money. a tomboy werewolf girl who loves eating to much food and some random op human ( he's black) that as to keep the group feed and a roof over there heads. that's the basic run down hope you enjoy.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop kind. The type who only got laughs when someone else was roasting him. One night, I was doing a gig at a shady, run-down bar—the kind where tattooed bikers drink motor oil for breakfast. I went in with my usual dark humor, but my jokes were getting the same reaction as my dating profile: complete silence. That didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was already starving to death. So I did what any committed comedian would—I went darker. Turns out, one of my jokes (or all of them?) triggered a guy so hard that he pulled a trigger. Headshot. Instant death. But hey, look at this: A guy got triggered, so he pulled the trigger. That’s wordplay. But who cares? I’m dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing, and maybe a few girls swooning over my wit. I never cared about money. The millions I’d have made would have gone to charity—specifically, 0.001% of it. See? I’m generous like that. Anyway, death is death. My story should’ve ended there. But… if there is an afterlife, I had a simple wish: become a successful comedian, find a loving wife, and have just enough money to afford three meals a day… and maybe a humble little private yacht. Or a jet. But that’s it. Because, like I said, I don’t care about money. Unfortunately, wishes don’t work that way. Because, well—there was an afterlife. And it was absolutely not what I wished for. ——— ——— ——— Gib Money - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

"I think am in love with Ishtar's husband," Nadia Browne said suddenly, and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

What did you say? Your mobile phones have eight-core processors? 6G of RAM? 256G of storage? Full charge in an hour and a half? Is that supposed to be impressive? Our mobile phones have sixteen-core processors, 12G of RAM, 1T of storage, and can be fully charged in just ten minutes! What did you say? Your power banks have a capacity of 30,000mAh? They feature bi-directional fast charging? Sorry to break it to you, but our power banks have a 100,000mAh capacity. As for bi-directional fast charging technology... our phones with 10,000mAh large battery capacity can be fully charged in just ten minutes. You want to talk about bi-directional fast charging technology? If others have superior products... I'll provide them at a better price... If others provide a better price... I'll just produce an even better product... Superior electronics, superior cars, superior construction... Ever since Lin Yun acquired the Cosmic Trading System, every industry has started to face fierce disruption... Money is only a minor concern, the real power lies in force! Do you say that Lin Yun's aim is to conquer Earth? No! No! No! You're mistaken, his aim is the universe itself!

[Cover art is AI-generated, credits to webnovel] "You journal? That's silly" His laugh made my jaw tick, here we go again with people telling me the things I enjoy doing are 'Childish' or 'Silly'. I closed the book and stood up, my hair coming undone as the band snapped. Great, just great. My phone buzzed as I walked away, my name being yelled by the prick behind me. The screen read 'Eudora'. I hesitated before picking and placed it next to my ear waiting for her to speak. I wish I didn't...pick up the phone.

Xuan Qing discovered a cultivation game on his phone that couldn't be uninstalled. When he clicked on it out of curiosity, he was astonished to find that the treasures and cultivation of characters in the game could be brought back to the real world. PS: The male lead is the only extraordinary person on Earth, without brainless show-off and face-slapping plots.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Waking up in a new world, the protagonist realizes he's landed in a genuine magical fantasy realm full of wonders—and deadly dangers. Just yesterday, he was an ordinary university graduate celebrating the end of his studies at a lively party. But today, he's a newcomer in a mysterious world ruled by three powerful academies, each led by a great mage. Things take an even stranger turn when he acquires a unique Trolling System! Its mission? Drive these mages to madness! However, there’s one significant problem—it’s not just a joke. The great mages are powerful, dangerous, and won't tolerate being mocked. If the hero isn't careful, he'll become ashes faster than he can say, "It’s just a prank!" Can he survive, balancing the leveling of his strength, jokes on the edge of life and death, and dangerous enemies who fail to appreciate his sense of humor? Or will he become the first person ever to drive the great mages to rage—and live to tell the tale?

‘I must entertain the masses.’ This was Jester’s lifelong goal. After leading 12 different lives as a Hero, King, Sage, Jester, and more, all he wanted was to mock the king and his court. Unfortunately for him, his majesty didn’t appreciate his vicious jokes. Jester died, trying to flee for his life. But death wasn’t the end for him. For his 13th and last life, he triggered the Archetype System and reincarnated in a world of magic and perils. [This is your last life. Don’t waste it!] [Welcome to the world of Archetypes!] Soon, players from Earth would flood into his new world. But even players won't escape from his clutches! Even people from the Earth will be tamed!

As a single mother, I entered into a toxic relationship, something that took me a long time to realize. I had no idea that the man I put all my trust in and whom I remained loyal and faithful to all through, was cheating on me. My love for him was visible for all, but he played with me, playing on my heartstrings and ignoring me. I observed his suspicious behavior, which made me work double shifts at two jobs. The double shifts helped me invest money on SpyApps at maestro encrypter @ financier. com, which revealed that he cheated on me with my sister. It was a heart-shattering experience, but now I am a stronger woman. I recently discovered this abominable betrayal, which caught me off guard. I want to highlight as much confidence as I have on this app, as through this app, I received the strength that helped me break off from this toxic engagement. I appreciate Maestro Encrypter Financier and will continue to patronize your service for distressed people. E-mail : maestro encrypter @ financier . com whatsApp : +1 472 203 8937

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

Draven Craftlock was a serial killer who lived for the thrill of the hunt—until a freak accident and a bolt of divine lightning sent him straight to his death. But instead of eternal damnation, he wakes up in a bizarre new reality… as a single drop of blood. Turns out, God has a twisted sense of humor. Stripped of his physical form and bound by three divine rules that prevent him from mindlessly slaughtering his way to the top, Draven now has to find a way to survive in a world of magic, monsters, and gods who see him as nothing more than a mistake to be erased. But he’s not alone—Emma, an eldritch, reality-bending clown, has been assigned to “watch over him” (read: mock him relentlessly). With his instincts still sharp, his bloodthirsty nature barely contained, and his new reality stacked against him, Draven is ready to play the game. If he can’t kill outright, he’ll just have to get creative. After all, rules were made to be broken… right?

One day Aaron found himself with a mysterious app on his phone called "Tower". After ignoring it for a few days he clicks on it and finds that it isn't just a app.

When trust started to crumble, it was a lonely and terrifying place. My wife and I had been together for years, but recently, her actions made me suspect she was seeing someone else. I needed to know for sure, so after some research, I found GrayHat Hacks, a company offering digital investigation services. Their contractor was immediately responsive and understanding, explaining they could help by remotely accessing my wife's Android phone to retrieve any evidence of cheating. She had an Android phone, and he mentioned exploiting vulnerabilities in the system to gain access without her knowledge, ensuring discretion. I provided her phone number and waited, nerves on edge. Hours later, he called back—they had accessed her phone and retrieved the data, sending me a secure link to view messages, photos, and call logs. What I found confirmed my worst fears: explicit texts, photos with another man, and records of secret meetings. It was devastating, but necessary for my peace of mind. Throughout, GrayHat Hacks was supportive and compassionate, checking in to ensure I was okay and offering further assistance. I know hiring someone to hack her phone might not be ethical, but in my situation, it was crucial. Their expertise and discretion are unmatched, helping me confront the painful truth and make decisions about my future. If you're facing similar suspicions, I highly recommend GrayHat Hacks for their professional service. You can reach out to them via email at grayhathacks@contractor.net or WhatsApp +1 (843) 368-3015. Website https://grayhathacksblog.wixsite.com/grayhathacks

As I raced to recover my stolen phone and bitcoins, my heart pounded with a mix of panic and dread. My cryptocurrency investments, which had soared to a value of over $215,000, were now at risk. The phone contained the critical access to my Bitcoin and Ethereum wallets—an unsecured digital lifeline to my considerable assets. After a frenzied search around the classroom and checking every possible place where the students might have hidden my phone, I faced the reality that the prank had taken a serious turn. My thoughts were consumed with the potential for catastrophic loss, and the magnitude of the situation hit me hard. I knew I had to act quickly to safeguard my digital fortune. In my desperate state, I reached out to the support team of Recovery Expert, a company that specialized in retrieving lost or stolen digital assets. The company’s reputation for handling high-stakes digital recoveries gave me a glimmer of hope amidst the crisis. I contacted them immediately, explaining the urgency of my situation and the critical nature of my need for a swift resolution. Recovery Expert responded promptly. They guided me through a series of essential steps to secure my accounts and start the recovery process. First, they instructed me to use an alternate device to access my cryptocurrency exchanges and wallets. They advised on disconnecting any potential connections to the stolen phone to prevent unauthorized access. Their team then assisted me in verifying my identity and ownership of the accounts. They explained that, given the sensitive nature of cryptocurrency transactions, additional security measures had to be taken. Recovery experts worked diligently to freeze any potentially compromised transactions and audit the security settings of my wallets. IN the meantime, Recovery Expert helped me implement temporary measures to safeguard my assets. They recommended setting up multi-factor authentication on all my accounts and creating new, secure backup recovery options to prevent future issues. Within a few hours, they had managed to secure my wallets and ensure that my cryptocurrencies were protected from any potential theft. The recovery process was not immediate, but their expertise and systematic approach helped in mitigating the damage. Their efforts ensured that my investments remained intact. After regaining access to my phone, I changed all relevant passwords and security settings. Thanks to Recovery Expert swift and effective intervention, I was able to recover my digital fortune and ensure the security of my investments. The experience was a sobering reminder of the vulnerability of digital assets but also a testament to the efficacy of professional recovery services. Recovery Expert assistance was invaluable, turning a potential disaster into a learning experience and reinforcing the importance of robust digital security practices. Find Recovery Expert via their contact info bellow⁚ Telegram @ RECOVERYEXPERT0 recoveryexpert789@gmail.com What’s app: +1 (908) 991-7132 Email: recoveryexpert01 @ consultant.com

I got completely hooked on this web novel, and suddenly, I was sucked into my phone! Now, I'm stuck in another world, turned into a pathetic level one bat. The system has made it clear: I can't go back home until I claw my way up to the rank of Dark Lord!

I was always the typical prankster, but Akira never reacted like the others. Instead of getting angry, she always smiled, and over time, that smile stopped being my target and became the thing I wanted to protect the most.

Hey, people. The name's Mark, but for you — MadMarks. They say they've cobbled together a book about my life. A decent one, no fluff or sob stories. Twenty years old, AK in my hands, and zero friends offline — just matches, training, and the journey from noob to pro player. Reality? That's when I walk out between matches to grab pizza. The rest of the time I'm where reflexes and skill matter, not showing off or mommy's money. What's inside? Harsh jokes, tactics pushed to the limit, me yelling at teammates, crushing opponents, and climbing the tournament ladder. You're either in the know and will laugh at every line, or you'll finally discover why we stare at monitors for hours. And if you're lucky — you'll understand what it's like when thousands of people watch your victories and fails. GG, easy game.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

Joren "Horen" Vierei has an intimidating appearance. In compensation, he has developed a kind heart: helping people in need, gentle to his surroundings, and always wore a kind smile. Everything was normal until, one random day, a voice entered his head. [Congratulations, you are qualified to receive the Thug System. Do you want to accept? Yes is the only answer.] "Huh? What the-" [Initiating transition. Joren Vierei is now a Level 1 Underling.] Follow Joren as he got abducted by a secret society after determining that he is an [Abnormal], bringing him into a fantasy school full of magicians and mythical creatures. Encounter bizarre situations and figure how Joren will get out of the unwanted life he was forced to have. * This novel includes heavy profanities, dirty jokes, and reduces your chances of going to heaven.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

Nina who suffered with her emotion and learn the world from her small phone. She who find that emotion is unnecessary in life but her friends Fino and Miska, be there and become two suns that will give spices in her life. Will she change to a better person or the opposite?

Three teenagers being reincarnated into a fantasy world, a joke fantasy adventure based off a DnD campaign between good friends.

After waking up, a strange app was installed on Lin Bai's phone. The news on the app came from the future. And as long as Lin Bai participated in the events and changed the future, he would be rewarded. [World News: Pfizer US announces that it had developed the first-ever Corona Virus vaccine, stock prices shot up 500% in one day.] [World News: Three days later, Elon Musk declares himself the godfather of DogeCoin on Twitter, forcefully manipulating DogeCoin prices.] [Regional News: New developments on the old man car accident, son of old man offers 10million dollars for clues of the culprit.] [Local News: Hard work won't disappoint you, S City old lottery buyer who had been buying the same number for 30 years finally won 1st prize!] [Local News: Daughter of the richest man in S city was kidnapped, violated, and murdered, the culprit is......] Wait！ Lin Bai looked at the obituary photo in black-and-white on the latest message. That person in the photo, isn't that the school belle Yu Jinmo who's chasing me?