Randy Marsh Poop

Tom is killed while being robbed after offering help to people he thought needed it. He reflects on the fact that he's been taken advantage of and hurt by people he was kind to his whole life. When he reincarnates in a medieval fantasy world, he vows to change his ways and make people who harm innocents pay for their misdeeds. Blessed with a morality system that rewards him for killing evil people, Tom decides to hunt down and kill evil people to make the world a better place for the good and the innocent. After rescuing Princess Abigail, Tom is branded an evil wizard and accused of abducting the princess. Tom and Abigail escape into the undercity and get taken in by a kindly bar owner named Sally. Sally gets them both jobs as mercenaries. Tom chooses the subclass of Evil Wizard titled Bone Mage. His power progression is a combination of grab-bag abilities and bone magic. Some of those grab-bag abilities are Evil Eye, Experience Plunder, and Soul Inquiry. Slowly becoming more and more overpowered as he continues to kill evil, Tom makes the world a better place based on his sense of morality. -- If you like: -OP protagonists -Harems -Justified Villainy: Committing evil against people who deserve it. -Lemons

Turned into a vampire with no political backing, wealth, or power, Dylan immediately tries to become the strongest there is. Facing numerous dungeon breaks and a coming invasion of unknown origin, Dylan must do everything he can to fight back. In the process, Dylan tries to make the world a better place in his way, by taking control of as much land and women as he can. Watch as Dylan amasses power and influence among monsters and humans and rises to the top in more ways than one. -- This is ultimately an action vampire cultivation story, but there will be harem and lemons, and I'm sure people have questions about that so I'll answer them here. -No netorare. The MC never gets cucked. -No yuri. Two characters discuss past feelings but they never get together and there is no physical or romantic intimacy. -Yes there is one instance of netori. The mc steals a guy's girl because he abandoned her and left her for dead. Literally. -Also, there will be monster girls! Lots and lots of monster girls! -Large harem warning for those who don't like large harems. -- NSFW images on Discord! Literally hundreds of NSFW images! Spend hours lurking while doom scrolling or joy scrolling (idk your style) b00bies and p0rn images. I even have images depicting every lemon scene. Seriously. If you like art to go with your reading, this is the book for you. Discord server link is: https://discord.gg/redmarsh (Yes you will have to type out the link, but I guarantee you it's worth it!)

David Marsh's carefree existence was disrupted when the shocking news of his classmate's attempted suicide reverberated through the school halls. As he struggled to comprehend the turmoil that had driven his classmate to such desperation, a mysterious voice echoed within David's mind. The voice, friendly and benevolent, harbored no sinister intent. Instead, it extended an unexpected request which was to pay a visit to the paranormal hospital where his classmate had been left alone.

Randy, an ordinary guy from earth, reincarnated in other world as Randolph Victor, the son of a viscount. He trained himself seriously because he wants to live a fulfilling life. But, a certain incident made him realized that this world was a Girl’s Romance Game (Otome) Moreover, Randy is nothing more than a mob character with no name in the game. And he has zero knowledge about the future. He also accidentally save the villainess who was supposed to be exiled from the country… Randy, the mob. Elizabeth, the exiled young lady. And a witch, who was actually the original game’s final boss…. And standing before them is, The protagonist who has perfect knowledge of the games. The group of guys she has seduced. And the backing of a whole country. The story unfold in unexpected ways…. ——- Advanced chapters: patreon.com/Medblare

Aether Torn is a presumed criminal by the population of the Marsh District. But in fact, all he had done was yet to find his Task. He is a street rat, barely getting by for the first sixteen years of his life, one day he then goes out in the Outer World after trying everything else, to defy the Gods. Chapter everyday at 6:00am EST if not two the next.

For fun and [ r18 ] You whatever imagine can be real. Imagine you want to eat something and there is front of you. Imagine you want to blast the earth and [ Host die due to earth blast ]

For fun and [ r18 ] You whatever imagine can be real. Imagine you want to eat something and there is front of you. Imagine you want to blast the earth and [ Host die due to earth blast ]

Fractured Paths In a fractured world ruled by Prismatic Energy, powerful factions vie for control of ancient ruins known as Convergence Points—sources of untamed energy capable of reshaping the very fabric of existence. Amid the chaos, two young warriors, Elara Myris and Oran Daris, struggle to survive as their faction crumbles under the relentless assault of the Crimson Veil, a ruthless group led by the enigmatic and dangerous Lucius Malvernis. Elara, a resourceful but inexperienced wielder of a subtle energy disruption ability, and Oran, a brash fighter who commands threads of energy to manipulate his environment, are forced to flee into the unknown. Their path is shaped by the legendary figures Lyra and Kael—a pair of masterful warriors whose precision and ingenuity have made them myths in their own right. Lyra, with her unparalleled control of projectile trajectories, and Kael, a tactician who can swap positions with objects and later souls, become reluctant mentors to the struggling duo. As they journey across dangerous landscapes—from the shadowy marshes of Nytheria to the volcanic wastelands of Valoria—the young warriors uncover a deadly truth: the Convergence Points are more than energy sources. They are remnants of a forgotten era, tied to the destruction of the ancient world, and Lucius seeks to harness their power to create a devastating weapon. To stop him, Elara and Oran must grow into the warriors they aspire to be, learning not only from the skills of Lyra and Kael but also from their own failures. But in a world where strength often comes at the cost of humanity, the line between survival and sacrifice blurs. With every Convergence Point they destroy, the stakes rise—and so does the price they must pay. “Fractured Paths” is a dark, character-driven fantasy about resilience, growth, and the bonds forged in the crucible of conflict. In a world where power corrupts and legends cast long shadows, it asks: what does it truly mean to be strong?

Kazuo Tanaka, an ordinary high school student, meets a bizarre fate: after an accident involving laxatives, a yakuza, and a truck, he dies and meets a beautiful but mocking goddess. She gives him a weird power as a joke: he can level up by pooping. Reborn as a kid in a magical world, Kazuo now Andreas, is the only one with this power, tries to turn this embarrassing ability into his superpower.

Check out my new novel, 'Material Conversion'. ... A young man without an ability in an ability holders’ world. Due to the sudden and catastrophic appearance of dimensional gates and rifts. The planet has undergone many changes. Those changes include but not exclusive to awakening abilities in humans. With these Awakened Abilities, the humans were able to fight back against the monsters, beasts, demons, and other creatures that poured out of the gates and rifts. A few decades passed with humanity’s survival through countless sacrifices and now, that brings us to our story. Randy, a young man who could not awaken his ability had to not only face the frustration of not being able to awaken his ability but also, the constant bullying of his colleagues at school. A chance meeting will change his fate for the better or for the worse? Only time will tell. Read to find out his rough beginnings and his rise to power and much more. ... To my new readers: Check below for important info. Chapter 1 - 8 of the novel is essentially just a prologue of the novel and it does not impact it too much, so you can skip it if you're averse to things like torture or anything that could induce negativity. Then again, I am not saying that chapter 1 to chapter 8 are less important but some readers might not like it as I've discovered. So I thought about putting it here just in case. But if you don't mind checking it out, then go ahead and read from chapter 1 at your own risk. -BMDR .... Check out my other novel: Two Worlds: Same But Different!! If you like OP or a tad bit innocent protagonists and a little mystery here and there, then this might be the one for you.

Seconds after Alex set a record in his favorite game, aliens invaded the Earth. With chaos all around him, Alex struggles and fails to survive in an alien infested world. Apparently, being a world famous speed runner for the game Toilet Man doesn't teach you survival skills. Alex's soul is transported to an amphitheater in the heavens, wearing god awful clothes the gods found for him in the lost and found. He doesn't wear pink bunny slippers! He doesn't wear slippers at all, he insists. Hermes makes fun of his outfit, but tells him the gods are powering up mortals to fight the alien invasion. Alex strikes a bargain with Ludos, the goddess of games, who insists she is not a loli, to be her champion in exchange for infinite growth potential and the opportunity to be the real life rpg character he always wanted to be. Alex chooses Psion as his character class. Now he must level up his psionic powers from noob status, if he wants to ever play video games again. High stakes! ----------------------------------------------------- If you like comedy or action, you will probably like this. This story has a high focus on both. Here are some out of context quotes for you: "We're in a business relationship. We should keep it professional. What do they say? Never put your foot where your mouth is. Wait, never put your mouth on your business. That's not it. Never…" --Alex "Wait, does that mean you get each other pregnant and have each other's babies? I feel like my brain is exploding." --Alex "You may have got me this time, kid, but mark my words: next time, the only thing left of you will be your boots...because everything else will be all blown up and stuff. Because my bullets are explosive. They make things blow up." --Jebediah "Wait, your name is person-man-guy?" --Alex "Smiles and giggles, hugs and knives! Purple Platypuses will take your lives!" --gang door password "I don't want you behind me. I don't like you like that" --Alex "Uh, when you're done smashing your tits into his face, could you come gather with the rest of us?" --Hermes ------------------------------------------------- There is also a discord if you like talking and stuff: https://discord.gg/redmarsh

Bob is an unlucky guy who loves toilet jokes, but when he dies and wakes up in a fantasy world, he gets more than he bargained for. Instead of becoming a powerful fire mage like he dreams, he’s forced to be a Poop Mage, with gross spells and a stinky magic system called P.U.M.A. With the help of his “Fiery Fecal Flame” spell, Bob must earn "Stink Points" to unlock new abilities, but all his magic revolves around poop. The villagers hate him, he accidentally causes chaos wherever he goes, and even a group of holy knights called "The White Order" sees him as a threat. Desperate to change his fate, Bob sets out to find a real mage who can teach him fire magic. Along the way, he meets weird allies like a sarcastic rogue named Roxanne, young noble Cooper, a clueless fire mage mentor, and a strange daoist master.

Silas was born without the ability to create mana, so his mother performed involuntary surgery to fix that. Now he has to grow into his new powers before the fairies invade his world and kill everyone that he loves. Discord link: https://discord.gg/redmarsh

Tetsü & kilə were odd ducks amongst the oddest ducks—Never to fit in, never to be found among the crowd that blindly followed the ways of this world... Or the next... 14 years of crazy experiments later they, finally found a way to break out of this mundane world’s chains. In their defense babies are dumb, and for the first 3years, they had to learn to walk, eat, and poop. Not in that order! Too bad for them. The system found them and threw them into a whole new set of rules. A million more rules..!! Will they stay true to themselves or give excuses? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Plug-in: https://www.patreon.com/Omnivex Discord Plug-in: https://discord.gg/KwRtpjYr Current updated schedule - as-of - 26-June-2023 Tue - Sunday. (01-Chapter) Average chapter length - 1700+ Words.

ABOUT THE BOOK Reincarnated As A Nuclear Bomb depicts the adventurous journey of Ryan Bonnier who awakens in another world as an advanced mechanical killing-machine capable of causing explosions that could end an entire nation! After discovering that his maker [an ambitious Terrorist Leader], plans to conquer the world with his unstoppable killing-machines, Ryan decides to play the hero and battle the villain. With the aid of the U.S military, Ryan successful obliviates his maker - losing his life in the process. His sacrifice wasn't forgotten. As a matter of fact, a large statue was built in order to honor him - his selfless deeds would be remembered in the hearts of the people for a very long time. The battle wasn't over yet - the enemy just lost a pillar, and they could replace it anytime they wanted. The United States must've won the battle, but they did not win the war. SNIPPET 1 The tunnel was located in a secluded part of the Terrorists zone. The rat, Ryan and Lynnette all crawled into the tunnel. It was wide enough to fit a human given that the human was small figured and crawled on all fours. In the tunnel, permeated a very annoying smell. “What smells like that?” Lynnette asked with a frown. “This is where all the terrorists drop their shits.” The rat replied. “Smells annoying, right? Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it.” “It’s just the smell of Terrorists poop. Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it,” Ryan chuckled. “I don’t want to get used to the smell of terrorists’ poop!” Lynnette itched her nose. SNIPPET 2 How do I leave this godforsaken place? Ryan asked himself, studying the men and their movements. Then, he remembered what had happened earlier! The people that saw him were terrified by his appearance. Even he himself did not know what he was, or how he looked like, but he hoped to be handsome. Ryan inhaled and exhaled deeply for about five seconds before he charged towards the exit. The terrorists guarding the exit saw him and they were terrified of his appearance just like he had wanted them to be. But what he didn’t see coming was the fact that they had guns, and had been ordered to shoot anything they couldn’t identify! The bullets from their guns dashed towards Ryan, but shockingly, he jumped into the air and avoided them all! His speed was extraordinary and this shocked the men including Ryan himself.

Poop takes over the world, but our hero needs to flush it. In doing so he emboldens his father's philosophy and becomes...*drumroll*...a toilet mogul. I'll make it available on royal road.

Hearing the door knob clicked, Bryce turned around to see a woman who had just stepped into his room and closed the door behind her. Huh! What is she doing? He was confused. Looking at her to explain why she's here, he blinked as Mel began to remove her clothes. Her eyes determined and the style and movement in which she was getting rid of her clothes was like that a high class seductress. He was too shocked to talk until her bra came into view. "Hum, what are you doing, Miss Melanie?" He asked, trying not to stammer. Mel paused and looked up at him. She had no idea why he's helping her, because she had nothing to give in return, so she deducted that he must want her body. She might not have anything, but she's a great beauty with and alluring body. To top it, even though she isn't happy with what she's about to do, she's sure she could give him a night to remember. She want something to make him keep helping her. She felt so confident that she could get her son back, because of this man in front of her. "I, hum thought you would want a nice time and relax after. I can do anything, but please don't give up on me. I can't live without my son." She said, tears already welling up in her eyes. Bryce's heart was shook greatly, but still composed himself. He chuckled softly. "Miss Melanie, if you have my body, I'm afraid you will have a debt to pay then, because as you can see, it's very precious." He said in praising tone for himself and Mel couldn't help but smiled softly. He then look at her seriously, "I will never get tired. You will get him back and I will support any revenge you want on them. Don't worry." He said and even though she was touched, she still couldn't believe someone would be this nice. "And you want nothing in return?" She asked and he shook his head. "I don't want anything in return. If I need something from you, I will work for it separately." He said in a mischievous tone and she wondered if he will ever want something from her, but still asked him again..... "Then, why are you helping me?" "Because I believe in love and what I see between you and your son is a type of love to be protected. I crave to be the protector of that." He replied with confidence ******* There are different types of mother in the world and if ranks were issued, she will be among the top. She's the definition of a mother.A mother who will do anything for her baby. A mother who will defend even the sweat that has been dabbed off her baby's forehead. You can't talk about anything related to her baby anyhow and not answer to her right there and then.If her baby is sick, she's sick.If her baby cries, she doesn't understand herself. Call her an obsessed mother, but that was how she believes she could protect her child. She wouldn't leave a room for him to be taken away.She will do anything for her baby .…… Meet CEO Desmond Bryce. A man who believed in feelings and couldn't look away from a struggling citizen.He couldn't stand injustice.Call him nosy, but that's him. He just couldn't help it, especially when he saw the sincerity involved.He was the gentle type when you're gentle and could give it hot when you think you're blazing. His motto; you get what you offer, so don't mess with me .…….. The love of a mother for her child and the heart that couldn't look away from injustice. This brings them together. Not this!Meet baby poop. The child that has the best mother in the world and his existence gives his mother the best man on earth. He brings them together.

adam who got transmitted into another word. he died by a truck back on earth, when he woke up, in the body of the formal person that died a screen suddenly pooped up at his front multi universe harems system, jack was first shocked but later understood the function of the system and the power it had, with this I will conquer all the woman's in the multi universe which will all belongs to me, I would conquer everyone of them under my cock. I will then raise my herms army in this word only the strong could make decision.

***HIATUS SEMENTARA*** Menceritakan tentang kehidupan masing-masing sahabat yang dulunya hancur, namun kini dipersatukan kembali. Randys Ellerana, gadis itu benar-benar sangat anti dengan seorang pria. Tak hanya dirinya, bahkan para circle-nya pun melakukan hal yang sama untuk menghargai keputusannya. Masa muda Ellera dan para circle dihabiskan dengan bersenang-senang tanpa adanya seorang pria. Keenam circle itu bergaya high-class, berkehidupan mewah, bergelimang harta, dan pastinya orang tua sangat kaya raya. Pertemanan mereka semakin erat secara tinggal di satu gedung yang sama, dan hanya orang-orang tertentu saja yang bisa tinggal di apartemen elite itu. Namun bagaimana jadinya, jika mereka dipisahkan oleh masa depan dan seorang pria?

hancur. satu kata yang mendeskripsikan hidup Drisana Halim saat itu, semua mimpi juga hatinya hancur dalam semalam. Randi Aditama, pria yang ia yakini akan menjadi teman hidupnya, memilih pergi demi perjodohannya dengan wanita pilihan kedua orangtuanya. sungguh permainan semesta begitu penuh kejutan, bukan? lukanya begitu dalam, hingga membuatnya takut untuk membuka kembali hatinya pada penghuni yang baru, akankah orang baru itu mampu membuka pintu hati Sana, yang ia sendiri tanpa sadar menguncinya?

After a lifetime of failed job interviews and a penchant for embarrassing stutters, he finally catches a break when he's reincarnated into a new world. There's just one little hiccup: he's now sharing his undead body with a cantankerous ghoul, and the ghoul's vocabulary is, well, rather limited—it's all about poop. Armed with a wealth of knowledge from his past life, Alex is ready to conquer this new world. There's just one problem—his new body lacks any skills, status, or coordination. Imagine a zombie trying to tap dance, and you'll have an idea of the hilarious situations that ensue. And that's not all! Meet the "Glowing System," his not-so-helpful assistant in this crazy cosmic comedy. The Glowing System has a knack for sarcastic commentary and can't resist poking fun at Alex's misadventures. Whether he's stumbling over words or trying to negotiate with his ghoul companion (who can only communicate in phrases involving "poop"), the Glowing System is always there with a quip. Join Alex on a rib-tickling journey of self-discovery as he navigates his undead existence, attempts to regain control of his body from the potty-mouthed ghoul, and tries not to scare away potential friends with his unorthodox communication skills. Can he overcome the ultimate challenge—his own rotting body—and finally find success in this quirky afterlife?

"I-I really can't hold it in anymore. It's been 7 days." "If I go down to poop, no one will know, right?" "Who's there?!" ------- As a slice-of-life novel with a variety of characters, this heartwarming, comedic story is a great gateway for daily healthy doses of serotonin, a great way to pass the time. Meet many main characters that are animals that live their daily lives with a little extra spice put in (my evil author plot). This story is inspired by a nonprofit organization to protect and save wildlife in the rainforest. Any form of support is much appreciated and cherished! If you would like to, check out the nonprofit site: https://www.friendsoftherainforest.org *This is somewhat a slow-burn and has many small plots. This is lighthearted! Prepared to have frequent updates.

"Reincarnation is a mysterious and wonderful thing, isn´t it?" The old professor took a sip from his tea. Looking at his colleague in the opposite seat. "Just imagine the possibilities!" He spread his arms wide to indicate all the possibilities. "I am." His colleague answered sourly. "Let us assume that there is the thing called reincarnation. Then it must be a blessing for us not to remember our past lives." "Why do you say that? Just imagine If I had all the knowledge of my previous life or lives wouldn´t I be almost all-knowing?" The man smiled imagining having all the knowledge he couldn´t acquire in his lifetime. The other man just shook his head "You, my friend are far too greedy. Just imagining what would happen to a person remembering his past lives fills me with dread and pity. We are lucky not to remember anything if reincarnation is real. Thank God, that this does not happen." Hello there! Writer here. That one above is actually not part of the story, but when I thought about what the story is about that just pooped into my head. It is what this story is going for. Please give me a notice if that´s not how I was supposed to do it.

Seperti terkena kutukan, Randy harus mendekam seperti seekor binatang selama 5 tahun di sebuah penjara biadab. Dia mengira hidupnya akan berakhir dibalik jeruji hotel prodeo itu, bersaing dan berjibaku dengan para penghuni penjara lain yang ingin dirinya mati. Tapi nyatanya Randy justru bebas dan langsung mempraktekkan poligami. Dari kedua istri barunya, Randy lebih tertarik dengan wanita yang seksi dan dingin. Sempat tertolak, tapi aksinya tidak pernah berhenti membuat calon istrinya perlahan luluh. Tapi daripada itu, bukankah keluarga merupakan sebuah kelemahan terbesar? Apa yang harus Randy lakukan jika dia tidak berada disamping keluarga barunya?!

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Ariel wondered how she got herself into the predicament she was in. One moment she was due to wed the love of her life, George Duke of Bedford, and the next her father shipped her off to what some would hardly call a village near Worcestershire England named Snowshill. She'd never heard of anyone from there, and she was arranged to marry a man she'd never even met. Surely the man was slipping if he wanted to turn down the Duke of Bedford for the Duke of Snowshill. What in the name of the heavens? It simply didn't make any sense to her. She knew that her father would never give her an explanation. She stared out at the vast marsh around them. It was all unsettling, to say the least. What would happen when her new husband turned out to be a demon and a loner? Would she be able to cope with him?

A twist story that will trigger your life. Are you brave enough to read? Fate tried to save her from the bad future that they accidentally created and they send an angel to save her by giving her a packet of seeds "Why are you keep on following me? And yuckssss, why are you smell like poop" the girl scrunch her nose cutely and use her fingers and quickly pinch her nose the guy rolled his eyes as he crossed his arm "First, I am your angel guardian. Second, you need to give 3 wishes so I can gone from your life. Third, aren't you the one that putting a fertilizer on my flowerpot???" Her twist life with the case "are you giving a sarcasm to me Mr prosecutor?" she furrowed her eyebrows he chuckled and turn to look at her "oh, really? I think your hair is suitable to be decorations for Christmas tree" Her destiny with soulmate she looked at him with her tears slowly slide down on her cheeks "you had betrayed my trust" Her world "why are you hatting me so much? what did I do that till you giving me this hurt, fateeeee" she said as she shout while holding the railing tightly

Memiliki wajah tampan, bekerja di perusahaan Ekpor Impor, mobil dan apartemen. Randy Travis memiliki satu kekurangan. Kekasih atau calon istri untuk dirinya yang usianya sudah memasuki 27 tahun. Bukan selama ini Randy tidak berusaha untuk mendapatkan kekasih, tapi wanita yang mendekatinya tidak ada yang tulus. Selalu saja memiliki niat jahat. Baik untuk menguras isi dompetnya atau pun pamer di media sosial. Setelah bertemu dengan ojek online yang pernah menolongnya ketika sakit, hati Randy merasakan hal aneh. Sialnya Randy jatuh cinta pada seorang ojek online yang bernama Ari. Gay? Randy takut menjadi Gay, apalagi ibunya menuntutnya untuk menikah dalam waktu setahun ini. Menikahi wanita bukan pria. Apakah Randy akan melanjutkan perasaannya pada Ari atau mencari wanita lain untuk ia jadikan kekasih? Siapakah Ari sebenarnya?