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When college student Heather returns to her childhood sanctuary—her aunt's house—she never expects to find herself caught in a whirlwind of emotions. Tasked with caring for her aunt's newborn, she's transported back to the summers of her youth, where laughter and secrets filled the halls. But what she didn't anticipate was the rekindling of an old flame: her childhood best friend, now a renowned singer. As Heather and her childhood confidant navigate the complexities of adulthood, their undeniable chemistry simmers beneath the surface. Yet, fate has other plans. A new suitor captures Heather's heart, leading her into a relationship that feels right but lacks the spark of true connection. When circumstances tear Heather and her childhood friend apart, misunderstandings and heartache follow. Years pass, and destiny reunites them at a wedding. But the joy of reunion turns to shock when Rhys discovers Heather harbors a secret: amnesia has stolen her memories, replacing them with a life he never imagined. Engaged to another, with children of her own, Heather seems lost to him forever. As they confront the painful truths of their past and the bittersweet reality of their present, Heather and Rhys must decide if love can transcend the boundaries of time, memory, and circumstance. Will they reclaim what was lost, or will they be forever bound by the threads of fate?

What happens when you bring your imaginary friend to life? Anne in trying to end her insomnia, brings her imaginary friend,Deon, to life. Having to balance her regular life and caring for Deon becomes a heavy load on her shoulder. as time passes she ends up confused if she's falling in love with her now real imaginary friend.

In the distant Eldrathis Galaxy, a vast and uncharted frontier teeming with ancient ruins and deadly secrets, humanity is a small fish in an ocean of monsters. But that doesn’t stop treasure hunters like Clara Dravenmoor, a brilliant and reckless archaeologist, and the Safira's crew, from chasing lost relics buried in the void. Her latest mission? Recovering a priceless artifact from the ruins of Zhaaros, a hostile planet plagued by nomadic warlords and nightmarish creatures. But what she finds isn’t just a relic. It’s him. A pale, otherworldly man, locked away for centuries in a high-tech sarcophagus, covered in mystical markings and dripping with an aura of power that defies reality. He looks confused. No memories. No idea why he was trapped there. But he doesn't look angry. He looks eager. Excited to follow Clara in the Safira through the vast and magnificent galaxy.

Raine was just an ordinary convenience store worker, exhausted from his daily routine, when a blinding light pulled him into an unfamiliar world. Now stranded in Astralis, a land of magic and war, he has no weapons, no powers, and no idea how he got there. Lost in a mysterious forest, he encounters Sylara—a fierce yet enigmatic elf with secrets of her own. Unbeknownst to him, she’s no ordinary traveler—she’s a runaway princess. As night falls and deadly creatures close in, Raine realizes survival in this world won’t be easy. But with nowhere else to go, he follows Sylara, unknowingly stepping into a fate far greater than he could imagine. A hidden past, an uncertain future, and a reluctant alliance—his journey is only just beginning.

In a world on the brink of collapse, where the lines between ally and enemy blur, a group of powerful individuals discovers the unimaginable. As ancient forces stir and dark secrets unravel, the survivors must navigate power struggles, treachery, and their own inner demons. With the world hurtling toward chaos, uncertain alliances will be tested, and sacrifices inevitable. Amid the destruction, each person must decide: will they fight for redemption, or will the desire for power destroy them all? What emerges from the shadows will change everything—forever.

Across the universe, the only purpose for all mortals is to ascend to godhood. This opportunity is granted by the divine beings who oversee the cosmos. Every five years, all planets throughout the universe are offered the chance to undertake trials of wits to achieve this divine ascension.

“Everything is shrouded by uncertainty; but the Unknown, is something that I fancy.” -Them Every conundrum present in every universe is as scary as Death. It is very much contrary to being aware of the way of life, as it is the Unprecedented itself—it cannot be foretold. Being interested in studying the unknown is scary as it purely is. How about liking it? Or worse, requesting to live in it? Isn't that crazy? “I am just a college student. How did I end up in this kind of situation?” “Haah...The child's idiocy caused this much damage? What's gonna happen to my perfect life?” They are billions of light years away from one another, so how come one day, they met each other? Is it because of Fate? Was it stated in a prophecy? Or because of the Unknown?

Emily abandoned her job as a medical nurse in order to pursue her dream of becoming a Hollywood star, but suffered the ultimate betrayal. She was deserted by her scumbag boyfriend, let down by the lousy entertainment company she worked for, and murdered by a jealous crew member. But miraculously, her soul was reborn and she woke up in her own body, the day after her school graduation.

I want to die. She believed dying seemed to be the easiest way to escape her fate and the pain that overwhelmed her remaining existence. "What is there for me to live for?" Her hand instinctively touched the ring on her finger, the only thing left to remind her of the man she left behind. Of course, it was not how she envisioned her life would be. She had always thought she had everything mapped out. Her life was perfect with her future set. But who knew? Everything would change as her world suddenly turned upside down. She had lost the person she valued the most. How will I survive without you?

In a universe devastated by the War of the Star Lords, known as The Extermination, more than a half of existence was wiped out. What remains are ruined planets, civilizations on the brink of collapse, and a critical shortage of Stellarium, the stellar essence that powers everything from spaceships to food production. The war between the constellations left deep scars, and cosmic balance has never been the same. On the planet Helar, a boy named Zorya is known as the Son Stars. Born under the glow of a mysterious constellation, he was blessed with superhuman abilities and a unique connection to cosmic forces. But Zorya is not just a special boy; he is a symbol of hope in a world on the edge of destruction. Now, Zorya embarks on an epic journey across the stars, where he will uncover ancient secrets about his origin, the true meaning of the Extermination, and the role he must play to restore balance to the universe. Along the way, he will cross paths with powerful allies and formidable enemies, including Kaliax, the leader of the Chronos Reavers, whose powers from the constellation of Chronos*l make him an Incredible Master. In a universe where order and chaos collide, Zorya will need to face his fears, unravel the mysteries of the constellations, and decide whether he will be the savior the universe needs or the force that will destroy it once and for all.

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

What if the world and the whole universe turned out to be just a lab experiment? What if the Creators got frustrated with their creations? What if They decided to abandon the experiment? What if they decided to leave their creations scattered across the universe with just one rule? Andrew Sparrow has to find the answers to these questions and many more if he wishes to survive when the whole universe turns upside down and the only rule is the survival of the fittest.

The two brothers, Sunny and Lilith, are wanted criminals and thieves on a galactic level. Due to a chase between them and the police, they fall on a planet and their vehicle is broken down. They are trying hard to get out of this planet.

Magic academy. Male and female lead characters. A world of sword and magic like any that exist, the only difference is the ones in it and the ones telling it. *No One 17 and Under Admitted because there is some erotic and steamy description in the story and because I'm not sure what the difference between Restricted means compared to No One 17 and Under Admitted, so better be safe than sorry. * All characters are not underage unless stated otherwise, and seriously this is a fantasy setting so no one looks their age. The story may or may not continue, chapters release are not predetermined so it will be short(probably) Any mention of people, places, negative terms/slang, etc that are somehow related to the real world one are should be assumed to be purely coincidence. * New and inexperience hence the long description (Very sorry, but thanks for reading)

A blade and a corpse on the ground. When humans first stepped foot on Neptune in the year 2200, they unlocked a vast and boundless universe ruled by different families, filled with magnificent battle techniques and ten arbiters who controlled it all!

Nyxar Frost was known as the only human who instilled fear in all races deep within the galaxy. His dark and cold personality was matched only by the horrifying story behind his loneliness and cruelty. The pain of losing his family at a young age had driven him down a path filled with dark powers. The traumas of his past transformed Nyxar into a ruthless warrior, gaining strength fueled by the hatred he felt towards his enemies. Over time, the name that echoed among the stars became not just a legend, but also a source of fear. Yet, the darkness within Nyxar was far beyond what was reflected on the outside. This written novel tells the story of the past of Nyxar Frost, the Star Sovereign. A lost childhood, a man in pursuit of revenge, and a war that would determine the fate of the galaxy.

Caelus Aran was once the continent’s brightest star, a knight whose legend spread far and wide. But two years ago, he vanished without a trace. Now, he lives a quiet life in the small town of Willowstead, content to leave his past behind. However, when foreign knights arrive in search of the Star Child, Caelus is forced to take up arms once more. With the threat of war looming and old enemies stirring, his peaceful days are at an end. The world still calls for its hero—whether he wants to answer or not.

Today might be Rosy and glitters but what about tomorrow

In a world where schools train fighters to protect the universe, Yopy, a lazy and often underestimated teenager, joins the prestigious Starbound Academy. Despite his laid-back attitude and low ranking, he possesses untapped potential and becomes part of an unlikely team. Together, they must face dangerous challenges, confront powerful enemies, and navigate a universe full of mysteries while learning to push their limits.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

People often wonder whether other worlds exist beside Earth, but there was no definite answer despite numerous theories. Growing up, Sam had always been interested in science, dreaming of contributing to the space exploration. Being poor, this dream will forever be kept in his heart. On one certain day, however, a meteor star fused within him, granting him ability beyond his understanding...

"Jill!" Sheri whispered. Jill continues to give Sheri grief. Though, in all honesty Jill didn't care, nor did she have room to judge. Jill has done what Sheri is about to do once or twice. Maybe even three times by the time she's done with Anthony. Who knows what his status is? Don't care... But Jill could shamelessly say this, she's never blatantly seen a man's wife and still brazenly flirt with their husband. Sheri was on a whole new level of savagery, and Jill wasn't letting her best friend off the hook so easily. Jill thought to herself, the next time Sheri tries to act all innocent and poise to judge me, imma rub the dirt all up in her face. She continues to push Sheri’s buttons till she gets up to leave and go to the bathroom. Jill was getting ready to tell her to use the gel when unexpectedly, Sheri collides into the Governor. They were a whole tangled mess, Jill practically had to pull them apart before his wife came. The Governor was grateful for her intervention because even he realized he wasn't focused. Upon meeting the governor's wife, Jill was 100% sure, she did not like her. This self-important, condescending chick, made Jill simply want to backhand her. Her whole attitude was trash. She looked down at Sheri and Jill the whole time with fake greetings of kindness. But Jill matched her energy. Like b*tch, your not about to run over me. But Sheri... Practically became her yes girl. And Jill had to fall in line because it wasn't her fight. *** After the awful encounter with Monica, the Governor's wife, Jill got to work on making sure Sheri had a more prominent presence. The girls went to the bathroom, and Jill opened every stall to make sure no one was around. "What was that?!" Jill yelled. "I know right?! Absolute b*tch!" Sheri added. Jill wanted to smack Sheri. "No! You!" Sheri was confused. "You're not focused! When she came up to us all stank, you had no fight in you. You acted like a docile little girl. She said jump and you went 'how high?' Even I had to fall in line." Jill was so infuriated. "Oh...". Sheri said in recollection. "Listen that right there was a freebie. Monica is not about to think that's how things are gonna be moving forward." Jill declares. Sheri was silent but signaled she understood Jill continued as she paced the spacious restroom. "She's the one that had things she wanted to discuss with you, not the other way around. You should of let Monica know what day YOU were available instead of going along with what she choose!" "I know I just got nervous..." Sheri put her hand to her forehead. "Well that needs to be out of your system now that we have a vague idea of what she's about. When we go to the Governor's house, don't act all impressed, as if you've never been in a place like that before, and whatever she asks of you, tell her you need time to deliberate. She's not getting her answer right away." Jill looked at Sheri sternly. "You're right! I'm sorry!... I guess I felt bad about my behavior with her husband that I kind of submitted to her." Sheri admitted. "So are you gonna feel bad about the Governor's behavior too?!" Jill snapped "Takes two to tangle, And y'all was entangled!" "Jill... I don't know if I can be the type of woman that can mess with a married man..." Sheri lowered her head. Well what is she trynna say about me! Jill thought. *** Hey everyone, thank you for your interest in my book, this is my first time writing a story. Hope you enjoyed this excerpt. This is my original work and the setting is urban American. My characters are of African American, Caribbean, and Hispanic descent, so this book may have a different flavor from the more traditional stories on here, so feel free to comment if there are any slang terms or phrases you don't understand.

Can these orphaned siblings and an angry at the world leader, survive on a long forgotten earth years after it was revenged on after most of humanity fled to the stars. [New chapter every weekday!]

This is the tale of June Marson, a young man in his early twenties torn between his fractured past and his smothering present, within a decaying city caked in grime . June is haunted by a lack of self-worth, deep-seated guilt, and the pressure of expectations from his family. Outside his window, the city throbs alive as he wrestles with his demons, trying to change slowly: loud, chaotic, indifferent-a reminder of another set of dreams he once had but which he can no longer touch. Haunted by his own mistakes and the weight of past decisions, Juno attempts to make amends with his estranged mother and work through his complex relationship with Heather-a mysterious woman who seems to have secrets of her own-but he finds his isolation and paranoia worsening. Confronted by his own demons, reality and delusion begin to blur in a spiral of crime and self-doubt. Juno's is a story of redemption, defeat, and the quest for meaning in a world seemingly out to consume him. As Juno stands before the city-so full of paradoxes and lies-he knows his next step will be a choice between continuing the role of "dark horse" or breaking the vicious circle and becoming the person he has wanted to be all this time. At what cost? My Vision Themes i want explore if i write alot Genres suspense , drama , Central theme:humanity, ambiguity , tragedy theme : self worth , redemption , failure , truth , death , change of self , deception , insanity , ethics , morality , justice , crime , blind eye , hope , inner conflict , worth , legacy , family , reputation , betrayal , mental illness , ambition , pariona , false hope , change I want the main plot to be centred around Juno(June) to be feel like he needs to do crime and thats hes only option , it will tear apart everything , making him releasing the truth but also making him drift more from reality as he transformers and making people unable to reconcile with him as the years go on the external pressure to be explored at the start but as he gets used to it his crime become reflection of his inner turmoil Why:; I want to improve my writing skills by revising on this and let my vision become fulfilled as I understand writing better. Chapters may take a while due to school

In the city of New Haven, where the streets were ruled by gangs and violence was a way of life, a young man named Axel rose to become a legend. Axel was just a teenager when he was forced to join the notorious gang, the "Red Vipers." He was small and scrawny, but he had a fierce determination to survive and thrive in the harsh world of gang life. As Axel navigated the treacherous landscape of gang politics and violence, he discovered that he had a natural talent for leadership. He quickly rose through the ranks of the Red Vipers, earning the respect and admiration of his fellow gang members. But Axel's success came at a cost. He was constantly at odds with the rival gang, the "Black Dragons," and their ruthless leader, Victor. The two gangs had been at war for years, and Axel's rise to power only fueled the flames of conflict. As the violence between the Red Vipers and the Black Dragons escalated, Axel found himself at the center of a maelstrom of gang warfare. He was forced to fight for his life on a daily basis, using his wits and his fists to survive. But despite the dangers and challenges of his life, Axel refused to give up. He was driven by a fierce determination to succeed, and to make a name for himself in the world of gang life. And then, one day, everything changed. Axel received a mysterious message from an unknown sender, offering him a chance to join a secret organization known only as "The Syndicate." The Syndicate was a mysterious and powerful group that operated in the shadows, pulling the strings of power in New Haven. They were rumored to be involved in everything from extortion and bribery to murder and mayhem. Axel was both intrigued and intimidated by the offer. He knew that joining The Syndicate would mean giving up his independence and his freedom, but he also knew that it could be the key to unlocking his true potential. As Axel weighed his options, he was confronted by Victor, the leader of the Black Dragons. Victor was determined to destroy Axel and the Red Vipers, and he would stop at nothing to achieve his goal. Axel knew that he had to make a decision, and fast. He could join The Syndicate and gain the power and protection he needed to take down Victor and the Black Dragons, or he could refuse the offer and risk everything to maintain his independence. In the end, Axel made the decision that would change his life forever. He accepted the offer from The Syndicate, and joined their ranks. As a member of The Syndicate, Axel was given access to resources and power that he never could have imagined. He was trained in the art of combat and strategy, and he was given the tools he needed to take down his enemies. But as Axel rose through the ranks of The Syndicate, he began to realize that there was more to the organization than met the eye. He discovered that The Syndicate was involved in a complex web of corruption and deceit, and that their true goals were far more sinister than he had ever imagined. Axel was torn between his loyalty to The Syndicate and his growing sense of unease. He knew that he had to make a choice, but he was unsure of what the consequences would be. As the stakes grew higher, Axel found himself at the center of a deadly game of cat and mouse. He was forced to use all of his skills and resources to stay one step ahead of his enemies, and to uncover the truth about The Syndicate. In the end, Axel's journey would take him to the very top of The Syndicate, where he would face off against the organization's ruthless leader. It would be a battle for control, and only one person could emerge victorious. Would Axel be able to overcome the odds and achieve his goals, or would he become the latest casualty of The Syndicate's deadly game? Only time would tell.