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Giorno Mamma

I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5
KhyaaL · 120.8K Views

Little caring Mistress is a cold devil and actually a young master

"Hold him!, don't let him escape!,sh*t! f*ck!"the man cursed. About twenty men were chasing after a boy. The boy was 108cm in height,his pink coloured hair ruffling against the wind,his clothes were exquisite,and he managed to pull off an arrogant young master look......."He's a beautiful baby boy " the mid wife said.MENG Qi lost hope and lay back down helplessly."Do you want to see him?" the mid wife asked."Take that brat out of my sight!!" MENG Qi blew up.The mid wife tried to calm her down as she cried. Meng Qi's personal assistant,Hé had an idea."Meng Jie Jie,this child crotch is so tiny and small,I almost didn't see it.what say you,why don't we dress him up as a girl?!! no one would find out!" Hé said.......Old Qin held the baby delicately. The baby is white and pale,it has to be a girl of course!The people gathered asked."Old Qin what's our daughter's name?Old Qin smiled, happiness evident in his eyes."Qin Wan Mo" he answered cheerfully.The people cheered.While the baby's expression: "...". eh?Felix Anderson wriggled his hands and realized they were tiny,an old man held him and his name was suddenly Qin wan Mo.He tried to talk,but he could only cry.Felix: what's this!!Felix Anderson,19 year old,an actor with the reputation of a bully.He reincarnates into a prominent family with internal struggle for power,and is forcefully asked to be a girl. He's now engaged to the young master of the Han family who is so suspicious of him. .................... "Do you take me for a fool? you think I don't know that you're a guy?!" Han Jiuran scoffed,a glint flashed through his eyes. Wan Mo gulped,cold sweat appear on her forehead,she replied him "Jiuran I think you're sick it touched your brain!" Luke:"..." Chauffeur:"..." bodyguards:"..." Han Jiuran:"..." "Me,a guy? Han Jiuran speak with your conscience! you dare doubt my feminity,you want proof huh?!" Wan Mo looked pained,she tugged at her clothes ready to pull it off. Luke: No Miss Qin,young master don't need proof! Wan Mo became teary "is it because my chest is not big? tell me Jiuran,if you have found a girl with bigger chest ,go to the Qin resident and call off the engagement,who wants you?ugly!!" she sniffs Jiuran:"..." me?ugly? His face became dark, ink could drip from it. Wan Mo took his hand and pressed against her chest. "At least it is growing,Han Jiuran give it 4 years" Jiuran's pupils dilated,the tip of his ear and corner of his eyes became red. Wan Mo scoffed and left the car, slamming the door and entered her house,she breathed out "that should keep him busy ,my survival skills is so good". He happily thanked the fake breast he wore. Meanwhile in the car.. "Wan Mo is not male?" Jiuran said in a daze while looking at his hand.
Mamma_Mamma · 8.8K Views

Love Heart Online: Yandere's Game of Change

The entire world had changed; from flying cars to flying horses as the adventurers from the game became hunters in real life. Nobody entered Love Heart Online expecting to be merged with their in-game character nor did they expect for the game to slowly influence real life in more ways that just economically. But when the first wave of people began to merge there were those who had no intention to remain hidden while many of those in the lower rungs of society decided to take a slice of the cake. By any means. It therefore didn't take long for the world to become like something out of a comic book - heroes flying in the sky fighting villains - if with a fantasy flare added in. Yet, before the world could even adapt to that, a second wave of chaos came. Many who were previously worth nothing in society became champions across the planet, fighting off the dungeons full of monsters, after mana seeped into reality for unknown reasons. Yet that does not change the fact there was still a clear class division. Armor-Cordis was well aware of this fact as they worked for one of the core members of the HERO guild yet that did not mean they lived well because of their masters role. Abuse was part of their daily life (not just the physical or verbal kind) however none of this matter... Because they had a promise from their mamma. With absolute trust in their mothers instructions they set out in the world to experience the lowest lows in human society - a situation that led them to eventually being picked off the street by the supposed Heroes. Even then they spent their time stealing as much information as they could since they knew it would come in handy in the future. Or rather, it would come in handy in the past. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Come read as a urchin rises to become a gluttonous white lotus spirit takes advantage of her future knowledge to rule two worlds and beyond. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 1 Chapter Per Week (Sun) 20~ Chapters Ahead On Patreon https://www.pat reon.com/BasicallyGod/ Content Warnings Are More Caution Based
Basically_God · 118.7K Views

The C.E.O's proud wife

"oh Jesus quit shouting,if you are scared, let's change the movie or you'll just close your eyes" Jaycee deadpanned "buzz kill! why will I close my eyes? are you dumb? stupid!!" Melanie deadpanned "then let go of my arm"he retorted Melanie Archer's grip on Jaycee's arm tightened,she made a naughty smile and said"shut up and scream along with me"... Not until today had Jaycee seen a crazy person,he loves this woman so much,so he screamed along with her even though he wasn't scared of the movie.. Couple years back*** "Mel can't you see? nobody wants you here,your sight alone disgust me,face it you are barren"Ethan Fordham shouted angrily "I am not... am not barren,please Ethan stop saying this things to me.." Melanie pleaded,her everything wants to leave her,if her life leaves her,she might die,no! she can't let go of Ethan,the thought made her head spin,she prayed and hoped all this was an illusion,that it will come to an end,but no this was reality,good things don't last forever in this accursed world.. "Ex Mrs Ethan,what made you steal from "ethereal beauty"?" journalist 1 deadpanned. "is it true you insulted Mrs Ethan Tiana and refused her generosity?" Mel just stared at the press,her heart hitting against her rib cage,she looked at Ethan,he knew how much she hated the public,press,media, that's why she has always been on a low key,but Ethan clenched Tiana's waist tightly and stared at her with disgust in his eyes and hatred with a devilish smirk dancing at the edge of his lips.. Melanie's eyes were glassy,tears started rolling down her cheeks,she whispered "please leave me alone,I never attempted stealing, I didn't steal,Ethan please help" she never for one day, thought that Ethan would turn to her worst nightmare,the only shoulders that she leaned on when facing difficulties are now gone.. Melanie left for Dutch,never thinking of having revenge,just to focus on herself and find her part again since Cupid deserted her.. deep down she knew she won't survive long and would run back to Ethan,she knew going back to him,is an act of stupidity,she didn't want to look vulnerable or desperate,she really tried to hate him,but her heart betrayed her,her heart said no.. "Ethan what have you done to me?"
Mamma_Mamma · 17.2K Views

Sucked Into Mythology

So with my position on the bed, it meant that the book in my hand should be a notebook not a textbook. I dropped my phone and looked at my right . Low and behold! The tall and mysterious figure was sitting on my study chair and was looking at me the whole time . It uttered these words "hello mortal". I was startled and I was about to scream again. 'Don't let me knock you out again ,mortal'. When I heard these words,I knew I had to zip it and find a way to talk myself out of this situation. With my heart beating as a hunting mamma cheetah ,'who are you,no what are you' I asked. I am Thanatos. Mortal,your time has come. Come along now. What do you mean by my time has come? I am Thanatos,the god of death. The god of death? Wait ,so if you're here,does it mean that I am dead? Yes mortal,so you're coming on a journey with me to the underworld. There's no way that I'm dead. Anyways, Isn't Lord Hades,the god of the dead? Yes he is. Then why are you here? As my name suggests, I'm the god of death. Think of it this way, Hades controls the Underworld while I, Thanatos fills it with the dead,like you. Shouldn't a grimm reaper be here instead of you ? Yes,there should have but Hades said I've been lazing around for far too long and handed me this task. You're the first human I'm escorting personally to the other world so consider yourself lucky. I'm sorry Mr Thanatos, however I still don't believe that I'm dead. How else could I have used my phone and felt my blanket? Come with me. To where? To your bathroom and don't call me Mr. You can call me lord Thanatos or prince Thanatos 'Thanatos said'. As we entered the bathroom,I saw my body lying there unconscious.
Ultimate_knowledge · 467 Views

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Redeeming The Golden Ticket To Life

WPC #13 Silver Tier Winner Elizabeth was an elite agent in the prestigious futuristic civilisation called ‘Star Time System’. Until a mission took her life. Everything turned upside down as … She got reincarnated in her past life as Bai Chang. Bai Chang woke up after being three long years in a coma. What greets her is a new life in human’s past civilisation in the 21st century. Bai Chang’s path entangles with a certain CEO because of some accident in the past. While our CEO, Hu Qiang, wants to be a part of Bai Chang’s life as, she is his wife and mother of his child, Xiao Wei. Come along all of you readers and join us in together for a roller-coaster ride called ‘Life’. **** Excerpt-1 Hu Qiang to Bai Chang "Ms Shui Bai Chang I would love to admire you and spoil you and with your due permission would like to date you and fall in love with you. Are you interested?" I was scared inside my head as I waited on my knees for her answer. It seemed like an eternity passed. **** Excerpt-2 Qiang: Why are you throwing me under the bus, in front of your grandparents? Xiao Wei: Because I want to. Qiang: What made you mad? Xiao Wei: You. Qiang: What did I do? Xiao Wei: You stole Mamma from me, for a whole night. Qiang: When? Xiao Wei: After the 'Runway' event. I couldn't find my mother. Qiang: I took your mother on a date. Xiao Wei: You did not inform me. Qiang: (He looks surprised. ) Xiao Wei: (While he looks absolutely unconcerned.) ***** Chapter updates- 7chs/week Update time- 3:00 a.m. GMT+8 Cover credit- all pictures are from the individual artist and their respective sources. Edit courtesy- the poor author herself. Contribute more to the book so that this author can commission an artist.
sagorika_adhikari · 739K Views

il divorzio della duchessa

**Capitolo 1: Il Velo dell'Inganno** La luce del mattino filtrava attraverso le tende di broccato, proiettando strisce dorate sul pavimento di marmo del palazzo. La duchessa Isabella si svegliò nel suo letto ornato, il cuore pesante e la mente tumultuosa. Sapeva che quel giorno sarebbe stato come tanti altri, segnato dalla presenza opprimente del duca Vittorio. Isabella si alzò lentamente, il suo riflesso nello specchio dorato le rivelava una bellezza che il tempo non aveva ancora intaccato. Ma la corruzione che si annidava nella sua vita matrimoniale stava lasciando segni invisibili, un peso che si accumulava giorno dopo giorno. Ogni sorriso che sfoderava in pubblico era un velo di inganno, un modo per nascondere la sua crescente disperazione. Mentre si vestiva, il pensiero di chiedere il divorzio le attraversò la mente per l'ennesima volta. Ma la paura di ciò che avrebbe potuto significare la paralizzava. La sua posizione, la sua reputazione, tutto ciò che aveva costruito sarebbe andato in frantumi. Ma continuare a vivere sotto lo stesso tetto del marito, un uomo che la trattava come un oggetto, era diventato insopportabile. Dopo una rapida colazione, Isabella si preparò per il suo consueto incontro con il duca. Sapeva che avrebbe dovuto affrontare il suo sguardo gelido e i suoi commenti sarcastici. Ma oggi, sentiva una scintilla di determinazione crescere dentro di lei, un impulso a non lasciarsi sopraffare. Mentre scendeva le scale del palazzo, il rumore dei suoi passi risuonava nei corridoi vuoti, un eco della sua solitudine. La corte era già in fermento, i nobili si muovevano come ombre, ognuno intento a coltivare le proprie ambizioni. Isabella si sentiva un intrusa tra di loro, una donna imprigionata in un mondo che non le apparteneva. Entrando nella sala principale, il duca Vittorio la aspettava, seduto su un trono di legno intagliato. I suoi occhi scuri si sollevarono al suo ingresso, ma il suo volto rimase impassibile. "Ah, la mia adorata duchessa. Sei in ritardo," disse con un tono che nascondeva un velato disprezzo. "Mi scuso, mio signore," rispose Isabella, mantenendo la voce calma nonostante il tumulto dentro di lei. Ogni parola era una battaglia, e ogni giorno la costringeva a indossare una maschera sempre più pesante. La discussione si svolse come sempre, un gioco di parole e manovre. Ma oggi, Isabella sentiva che il suo spirito era in subbuglio, pronto a ribellarsi. Mentre il duca si vantava delle sue conquiste politiche, la duchessa si ritrovò a sognare un mondo diverso, un mondo in cui potesse essere libera. Quella notte, nel silenzio della sua camera, Isabella decise che non avrebbe più vissuto sotto il giogo del duca. La sua determinazione si accese come una fiamma, e da quel momento, avrebbe cominciato a tessere una rete di alleanze, a cercare coloro che, come lei, desideravano liberarsi dalle catene della tirannia. Il divorzio non sarebbe stato solo una questione personale, ma un atto di ribellione contro il regime che l'aveva intrappolata. La duchessa era pronta a lottare, a riscrivere il proprio destino e a diventare la leader che il suo popolo meritava.
DaoistcgQX7C · 10.2K Views
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