Basket Meme

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Through time travel, she transformed into an ugly commoner, her noble identity being compromised. After her death and resurrection, she disguised herself as a harmless little flower, carrying a space for refining medicine and secret techniques, and instantly killed all the beautiful men in the world. Let's see the common women turning over, fighting against stepmothers, stepping on legitimate sisters, collecting treasures, practicing sharp weapons, and all kinds of killings coming in one after another, subduing demons and eliminating evil spirits, recruiting a basket of beautiful men, and thriving in the alternate world. Stepping on the green cloud road, one person with a sword laughing in the flower room!

Fresh out of High school, Alex Baker is thrust into the real world when He finds a mysterious basket on his patio. With this fragile heart in the palm of his hands, will he succumb to the pressure, or will he stand tall?

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: All of the lyrics of the songs will be written by me. But some songs will be inspired on real life songs. Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

**Blurb:** In the heart of Little Italy, chaos reigns as Tommy Russo and Clara Voss take on the infamous Vitale crime family. With the rise of a mysterious figure known as The Bonesman—a relentless killing machine born from the ashes of The Collector—Tommy and Clara must navigate a surreal battleground of memes, madness, and mayhem. Armed with humor and fierce determination, they plunge into an explosive showdown that will change the city forever. Will they reclaim their streets, or will the darkness consume them? Join the wild ride through a world where every bullet fired is a brushstroke on the canvas of chaos, and laughter is the only weapon they have left! Written and Created by JARROD A. FREEMAN **#LittleItaly #TheBonesman #ChaosAndMemes #ActionAdventure #CrimeThriller #SurrealMoments #ViralShowdown #FightingForJustice #DareToLaugh #UrbanLegend #jarrodafreeman

Kuro Yūki est rejeté par son équipe de basketball un jour en rentrant chez lui après un entraînement éprouvant il remarque une lettre qui lui est adressé par La FJB ( FÉDÉRATION JAPONAISE DE BASKETBALL) il est invité au projet de basket Final Shot qui va durer jusqu'à ses 18 ans , là bas il est bien décidé à comme tout les meilleurs basketteur mineur japonais à devenir le numéro 1 mondial en étant le premier des égocentrique.. c'est ça Final Shot

William was left in front of the orphanage gates when he was only a new born child. The orphanage's nun found him inside a basket , a red ruby with image of a mighty black dragon raping itself around a red black colour sword image was drawn on it. There were some trails of blood and foot prints outside the orphanage gates but no dead body found. The nun assumed that some people where chasing after the person who left this baby here. and that person was heavily wounded by their chasers and to protected this child they must have gone somewhere else to confuse their chasers. The nun who was the caretaker of the orphanage had taken William under her and was taking care of William with other children at orphanage. The orphanage was sponsored by the baron of the city Manalo but due to corruption, the money received by the orphanage was very little, even then the nun was somehow managing the orphanage by treating sick people with her holy magic and sometimes she also do home visits. The nun was a 30 year's old kind lady who had given up her priestess position in church and came to this orphanage to take care of the children's because she wanted to feel the blessing of becoming a mother as she never had her own child because churches never permits marriage of any priest or priestess, as to use holy magic the one has to have a pure body and have affinity of holy magic. There are holy knights who also have to follow this rule to use their holy powers but there are some exceptions such as heroes. Yes, here in this world we have heroes and people also uses magic and healing magic is only can be performed by the priests and holy knights but there are some special ones who can also heal them self's and hold strong powers given by the gods and we call them Heroes or Gods chosen one and here in this world, we have 12 heroes chosen by the 12 different gods and each god has a Empire who believes and offer there prayers to them and in retune the god chose a person among the people of their Emperies and give powers to that person to fight against the invaders of other world which also have 12 demon gods who send their champions to conquer this was going on from 10,000 years and after every 1000 years Gods choses their Heroes. The hero selection ends after 18 years from its starts , a very large bell rang when the selection starts and there are total 12 bells had been placed at every head church of the 12 Gods these bells are called world announcers because when even a single bell ranges its sound can be heard to the every corner of the world. The bells 2 times simultaneously after every 1000 years first time all the bells rang simultaneously to inform everyone of starting of the selections of heroes and every person who born on this year already become a hero candidate second time it rang simultaneously when the selection was over it happens after 18 years from the first bell rang and in between the bell rang when a god chosen a hero but this time only a single bell rang came out from the respective god's head church and the head priestess or priest can hear the name of the chosen hero and their location and to confirms the chosen hero's identity the priests/priestess asks the hero to show their stigma on their body which is given by the gods to their chosen heroes and the priest or priestess can also confirm it if the hero can also activates the holy weapon or not. the holy weapons are passed down from generation to generation to heroes and these weapons' are given to the holy priest or priestess who haves the responsibility to keep it safe in the meantime until the next owner of the weapon chosen. The names of chosen heroes and their where about are kept hidden by the head church from other empires and also from the other god's churches.

That time that there was a basket on a chair.

The Child Born With No Name Under the ominous shadow of a solar eclipse, a nameless child is found drifting in a basket at the edge of a river a child whose mere presence unsettles even the bravest souls. His discovery sets off a chain of events that draws a poor widower, a powerful nobleman and a shrewd shaman into an uneasy alliance, each seeking to control the boy for reasons they dare not fully admit. But this child is no ordinary being. Growing years in mere days, he seems touched by forces far beyond human comprehension. Some call him a divine gift; others, a harbinger of destruction. Yet the truth remains veiled, hidden behind cryptic rituals, prophetic whispers, and the schemes of those who would use him for their gain. As his identity remains shrouded in mystery, so does his power untamed, unmeasured, and terrifyingly limitless. The scholars who study him grow obsessed; the secretive Seekers race to uncover his origins; and the shaman, who once promised salvation, hides a dark agenda that threatens them all. One thing becomes clear: the boy’s destiny hinges on a single act the giving of a name. But what name could define a child who defies everything? In this world of fractured loyalties, forbidden magic, and psychological manipulation, every choice pulls the strings of fate tighter. And as the eclipse looms again on the horizon, one question burns in every heart: Is this child humanity’s savior or its undoing?

Setelah melewati liburan musim semi yang menyenangkan, Marty akhirnya kembali bersekolah di Occidental School. Di hari pertama sekolahnya, dia mendapati adanya dua siswa baru yang pindah ke sekolahnya. Mereka adalah Steven Alexson dan Pablo Matheos. Steven merupakan seorang remaja berusia lima belas tahun yang tampak ceria dan juga bersahabat. Dan Pablo adalah seorang laki - laki pendiam dan juga pemalu, namun memiliki banyak kejutan tidak terduga. Kehidupan mereka berjalan baik - baik saja pada awalnya. Sampai suatu hari, Marty dan beberapa orang temannya mendapati sebuah pesan aneh yang dikirim oleh orang tidak dikenal. Sejak kejadian itu, kehidupan yang dialami mereka perlahan berubah drastis. Hari demi hari mereka lalui dengan berbagai macam teror dan gangguan dari orang asing yang menyeramkan. Mulai dari pesan - pesan aneh yang mulai berdatangan, penyerangan tiba - tiba oleh sosok misterius berbaju hitam dengan topeng rakun, hingga ditemukannya mayat salah seorang siswa Occidental School yang terikat di sebuah tiang basket. Karena tidak tahan dengan semua terror ini, mereka pun memutuskan untuk mencari tahu siapa orang yang sudah bertanggung jawab atas segalanya. Namun ironisnya, penelusuran yang mereka lakukan justru membawa mereka ke sebuah fakta yang sangat gelap dan juga mengerikan, bahkan menewaskan beberapa orang di antara mereka dengan cara yang sangat tidak manusiawi.

Simon the future alpha of The Moonlight Pack is raised by strict parents who teach their children how to keep to time and do household tasks in order to help their mom. Evelyn the omega was abandoned on the border of moonlight pack in a basket. she was rapped in a cloth with the name Evelyn. She is the alpha's first mate.she is abused without the knowledge of the Alpha family. Joanne the submissive alpha, she was a strong alpha outside but a submissive to her mates. She is a mermaid from the Atlantic ocean. she is a well mannered and calm alpha. She is a great leader to her school since she took over at the age of 17 as per tradition. Peace is a strong and sassy alpha dragon. She does not take rubbish from people and her clan. If she wants to tell you the truth about you, she will tell it to you straight away. People think that she is rude most of the time.

Menceritakan tentang selebritis cantik, yang akan membuka club olahraga Rugby, Tenis, Bulutangkis, Basket, Renang dan Menembak. Namun akan dia mulai dengan Rugby terlebih dahulu. disaat pembukaan club rugby, ia bertemu banyak pendaftar yang memiliki badan atletis dan wajah tampan, tidak hanya itu ia juga meeting dengan karyawannya yang akan menjadi pelatih rugby yang berusia 40-50an yang masih sangat atletis. tak lupa jika dia seorang wanita juga, yang akan tergoda dengan banyak pria di sekelilingnya, dan kini pandangannya fokus ke arah pria berjaket merah yang sedang menulis biodata. itu dia... kekasihnya!

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

Idk if I'll continue this? maybe in summer of 2023? On March of 2013, A boy named Ethan Heartlake, thought that life was normal. . .up until he met the new student in his biology class, Hands as large as a Basket ball, Standing 7.8 in height. Who is this mystery person, and why do they stay silent when Ethan asks certain questions? . . . Find out more, and tag along with Ethan Heartlake in this bumpy ride of a story!

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

When Ren Kaneki entered high school, his life changed. [SYSTEM ACTIVATING...] [CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE BECOME THE 'PROTAGONIST'] [RAISE FLAGS, FORM RELATIONSHIPS AND BUILD YOUR OWN HAREM OF BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE HEROINES TO LOVE!] He blinked in confusion, before staring at the floating red screen with white text that was floating in front of his face. What the FUCK!!! What is this screen in front of me!!! ..... Read to find out about what will happen to him in his near future. ..... TAGS: all-girls school; big harem; cote; komi-san; shikimori; oregairu; oresuki; osamake; angel next door; fruit basket; kaneki; milfs; no-netorare; no-yuri; no incest; no yaoi; yanderes; tsunderes; sadistic characters; masochistic characters; manipulative characters; bakemonogatari; monogatari; date a live; dal; ..... ... A/N: This is my first novel or you can say work regarding to the Literature. Also, English is my second language, so if you find any grammatical error regarding my work, please tell me about it. ALL THE CHARACTERS APPEARING IN THIS NOVEL ARE NOT MINE. THEY ALL BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE AUTHORS, EXCEPT THE MAIN CHARACTER... ... [THE COVER'S PIC IS NOT MINE, IF ANYONE WANTS TO REMOVE IT I WILL...]

Victor - or Vi, was a baby happened to be found by a herb gatherer, in some wooden basket in the middle of nowhere. He ends up in an orphanage - growing well under Mother Anise care with his siblings until he eventually got adopted at 10. 'Dont forget to write to us okay!', Ray, a 10 years old boy who grew up with the other orphans represented the family of current 14 people. Vi entered the carriage of the local lord, Lord Miaster. The lord got intrigued by the violet eyes and white hair - a characteristic of an ancient tribe of 'human', made by Selena the Moon Goddess Herself. He loves ancient history of the Erde - the world they are in. But Lord's family, was eventually executed for 'treason' under a cover of 'accident'. Vi was not informed of the political matters early on, and he too never cared for it. He eventually got displaced into the slums when he was just 12. Thankfully, he had learn basics to magic in those 2 years and manage to get by by himself for awhile doing chores for the adventurer guild. After a month of settling himself, he writes a letter to the orphanage, to tell about things that had happened. Usually mother Anise reply would reach in 2 weeks or so... but he never got a reply. He ride the carriage across 2 towns and reached the place... only to find in horror the building was scorched and in ruin. A large fire engulfed the place a month ago - killing all the residents. It still took years to move on, and it still pains him when he remembers the family he had. But life has to go on. Eventually later on old magician scholar, Magi Timaeus took notice of Vi - and wanted to take him in as a student because of his talent in magic. He can now instant cast simple spells - and modify simple ones to his liking. Magic is more like programming of the world - using Language of the World - called Origin. But one fateful day, in the middle of the night, he was awoken by a huge explosion and a loud ringing in his ears. He stood up in his pajamas, gulping his saliva. He hears more explosions and the walls and the floor shaking and cracks appears on the building. His teacher is dead, an adventure awaits him as he move from town to town to cross the country with Ray - who were close to killing him that night.

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

"Seven..? No! It was eig-!" The era of Kingdoms arises A sole continent at the center of the vast ocean where a dark lord once ruled and dominated every kingdom it clashes is now in ruins. Be it above or below his legend still remains that even the devils fear him. The once indestructible Kingdom is now famous to be a place of cold desert forming a pile of corpse and skeletons everywhere, a wasteland. While at the center of the island was the standing silhouette of the dark lord's corpse. No one dared to go touch it, neither go near the dead corpse, that is why hundreds of years have passed already but the body of the dark lord is still standing at the center of the island, the dark continent. Footsteps... Is someone still living there? "What? Wait. This place is familiar but..." Morning came "What were those broken memories? Really weird and bothersome. I do hope I will not have those dreams again!" "Rothe! Are you awake? Come here and help me fire the woods, I'll make the soup then we are ready for breakfast. We need to be faster for us to be able to sell in the marketplace." A middle-aged adult called the 8 years old Rothe for a hand as they were always in a hurry for them to occupy a public marketplace vendor. It's first come first serve, so before the sun shines in the morning they need to find an unoccupied vendor stall already for them to sell their fresh fishes and stocks of bread. "The meal was great! Thanks, mom! You are the best! You are the one that's always looking out for me. Hmph, I wonder where dad is?" "DEATH!" Rothe suddenly froze when he heard someone whispered in his ears. But that was only in his head. "Rothe, are you okay? What's wrong?" The boy's mother was worried for his son suddenly stopped walking and dropped the basket full of fishes. "I'll kill you!" "What is happening? Rothe!" "Rothe! Run!" "Mother!" "..." Year 888 The Kingdom of Magnolram, humanity's perfect place of peace and haven

An Archive of memes

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

"Journey through multiverse pizzas with cosmic toppings and hilarious memes in 'Pizza Chronicles: A Multiverse Slice of Memes!'

In the crazy journey of our main protagonist, he finds himself abruptly whisked away into a world where the concept of power reigns supreme. Here, the landscape is painted in stark hues of dominance and submission, where the powerful dictate the fates of the powerless with overwhelming strength. As our main character travles through this unkown land, he comes face to face with the harsh realities of a world where only the strong survive and the weak are left to suffer in the darkness of their own vulnerability. In this world of unforgiving brutality, he must learn to harness the power at his disposal or face the consequences of being devoured by its merciless grasp.