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Amais Walker on the day he should've died was saved by a vampire and went out on a limb and asked her on a date, which she agreed to as long as he survived the end of the world, of course. He meets a hunter who's a regresser and follows him to survive the end of the world.

Born from greed and chaos, two demon hatchlings emerged in this world. “Soul Reaper Arcana – Bloodbath!” Several bodies of soldiers simultaneously erupted into pools of blood, while they were still preparing to charge. They could not even do anything to stop it. “Azrahel, how many times have I told you to hold back!” Etheron scolded his twin. “And what are those small squirming bats at your back Etheron?” Azrahel calmly replied, as if feeling nothing that many were killed by him instantly. “Shut up! They alerted us of the attack, remember!” Etheron loved these creatures. “Oh, those small squirming ugly bats?” Azrahel said teasingly. “Enough you two. Etheron, don’t bully or use too much force when fighting. Where are the trees in front of us? And Azrahel, no need for so much blood… Hayss… How many times have I told you? Life is not to be taken lightly…” Vaelros scolded. He will never get used to the powers of these two even after witnessing it several times already. In a place full of magic, pacts, and gods, what will these hatchlings be? Will they be everyone’s ruin or savior? Join Azrahel and Etheron on their journey as they forge alliances with unlikely heroes, uncover buried secrets, and face trials that test the essence of their being.

"How did a perfectly fine magic world invested by ghosts?" Aya looked at the ghosts in front of her silently and raised her hand to cast a spell. She came to the past and wanted to change the tragedy written in the history books. But how did these ghosts come with her too? Ah, will she cause early destruction of the world? Uh... ... "Teacher, if I tell you that I didn't mean it, would you stop being angry?" Aya trembled when she looked at the man in front of her. She didn't meant to offend him! "Oh?" Her teacher looks back and smiled faintly. Did she think she could escape after provoking him? "Ah, ah, ah...." Aya swore that she didn't mean to provoke her young teacher. But it seemed that it was inevitable? QAQ

Brought to you from the same degenerate who authored the Son-con fanfic I had a dream where someone from another world asked me to switch places with him: Him: Please, switch places with me! If you do the most beautiful woman in the world will be completely in love with you! Me: Most beautiful women? What’s wrong with her? Why would you want to switch if someone so beautiful is in love with you? Him: Her beauty is wasted on me as I prefer men. Your world allows the love I seek to exist. Me: Oh… okay let’s switch then. Him: Thank you! Enjoy your new life, I’ll enjoy yours! Me: Sure… whatever… Him: Oh! That woman who’s the most beautiful is now your mom! Take care! Me: WHAT!? - Donate Me On PayPal https://www.paypal.me/Xuefang1 —— Author’s Disclaimer: The above doesn’t actually reflect a word exchange that happens within the series. It is just there to make you laugh. ------ Genre -.#transmigration #cultivation #dualcultivation #Romance #Incest #Harem #degenerete #soncon #Mummy'son ------ WORD COUNT ------150.64K -------- // Guys I'm not the writer of this novel I was just reading son-con but I found this on wujizun and I read this novel and it's pretty good so I want more people to read this novel That's why I'm uploading it here... If you want to read at wujizun site -- https://wujizun.com/mom-con/

In a world ruled by strength, cultivation, and influence, what happens when one man alone holds the power to change everything? "Welcome to the world..." Alaric, born into the family of a Duke, was believed to be just another child. But there’s nothing ordinary about him. Strength is only a fraction of... his oddity. [Nascent One's Guide.] One morning, Alaric awakens to a life-altering power—and a boner. Alaric isn’t ambitious, far from it. He couldn’t care less about strength, fame, or power. If given the choice, he’d spend every moment with the people he loves, doing absolutely nothing. But his obsession with enjoying his life with his loved ones? It grabs him by the collar and drags him toward greatness, forcing him into a world where strength is the only way to survive. “Father... you're their target, aren’t you?” Alaric won’t allow anyone to even think of harming his family. His pursuit of power isn’t for glory or status—it’s for protection. For them. Follow Alaric’s journey as he unravels the truth of the world and climbs to the top, driven not by ambition, but by a relentless need to keep his loved ones safe—no matter the cost.

Author: Lone Raut Synopsis (Narrated by Deadpool’s Chaotic Cousin Who Forgot to Take Their Meds): Alright, gather ‘round, folks! Let me spin you a tale so dark it’ll make your therapist retire. Picture this: Yours truly was just another fancy-pants “man of culture” on a serial killer’s hit list—because apparently, collecting rare books and quoting Nietzsche makes you a target. Who knew? (Spoiler alert: I died. Surprise!) But death? Nah, that’s just the opening act. Instead of sweet oblivion, I woke up knee-deep in Saint’s Odyssey—a fantasy novel I once tossed into my “dumpster fire of bad writing” pile. Think Game of Thrones meets Saw, but with more existential dread. And guess what? I’m not the dashing hero. Nope. I’m the guy the author conveniently labeled “Villain.” Cool, right? (Cue jazz hands.) But hold onto your chimichangas, because this “hero”? Oh, he’s a masterpiece of hypocrisy. Smiles like a Disney prince, stabs like a back-alley surgeon. His grand plan? Wipe out half the world because reasons. Classic hero logic! Meanwhile, the gods are upstairs chugging ambrosia and betting on our suffering. Adorable!!!. Well, newsflash, Olympus—I’m hijacking this plot. Reborn with a vendetta and a PhD in chaos, I’m not here to play nice. Rules? Burn ‘em. Heroes? Crush ‘em. World domination? Duh!. This ain’t a redemption arc; it’s a blood-soaked takeover tour. Think Machiavelli with a splash of Joker and a side of espresso. They call me ruthless? Damn right. I’ll out-scheme the schemers, out-betray the traitors, and maybe burn a kingdom or two for aesthetic. The hero thinks he’s pulling strings? Sweetheart, I’m the puppetmaster—and I just cut the threads. Every battle’s a chess move, every ally a pawn, and the board? Oh, it’s dripping in red. And hey, let’s laugh while we’re at it. Ever seen a “chosen one” trip over his own halo? Poetic. Ever roasted a god so hard they literally combust? (Working on it.) This world’s a joke, and I’m the punchline—delivered with a knife. So buckle up, buttercups. The script’s flipped, the crown’s mine, and if the heroes cry about “morals”? Tell ‘em to write a Yelp review. This villain’s rewriting destiny—one corpse at a time. TL;DR: Death was my warm-up. Now? I’m here to conquer, crack jokes, and maybe commit some light treason. World, meet your new overlord. Resistance is hilarious . Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

Sunsets Last Date: Bitersweet Nostalgia A romantic atory about a suicidal boy and a simple yet anxious girl who've been through their personal traumas in the past before meeting each other. The more they got to know each other, the more they realized that they could relate more with each other more than they ever could with others, despite their personal conflicts to understand each other.

a child from a famous and important family in the most powerful country lives his life in peace and comfort. However, all that changed when their country was on nuclear war alert which resulted in them having to live in underground bunkers. What will happen next?

A little girl gets a tiny injury and goes for help. The rest is history- I mean horror...

A boy walk on path of blood and revenge after he loses his brother in circumstantial crisis. But what is the end of his journey? Revenge or salvation? ***** Story is neither set in old nor in futuristic timeline, which gives possibilities of realism cinematic world. While It seems bloody from the start but I assure you there's sweat and lots of white stuff bursting ahead, If you know what I mean. R18 alert!!!! Adult alert!!!! Nudity alert!!!! Harem alert!!!! I know I said realism but not in this regard, I guess I can't help it. ******

When Yingxian almost dies, she meets a bratty god whom gets so annoyed by her request to be send to her favorite novel, to the point where he sends her to her least favorite novel, despite her request. Cover created by me.

Betrothed to a family she despite, Princess Hua desperately attempts to call off her engagement given by the emperor. Just as she thinks she’s found a way out, fate drags her back into the very life she wishes to escape. Can she fight her destiny, or is she trapped forever?

"NOVAAAA!" She yelled from downstairs, while I jerked. The thumping sound on the stairs, was just two steps away to - the door wide open, she was looking furious, uh-oh! LIFE is beautiful, only if you play by rules. Decision you choose will lead you to the path of your DESTINY, destiny which somehow is chosen by you. So there is nothing to cry about or laugh about! Maren, the girl who is the DIVA of the school, eye candy to every handsome guys, and the parties life! Just the way I wanted my life to be. "This is your LAST YEAR of high school and you are late again! I am so not surprise with this behavior." Ugh, give me the knife, he would NOT be breathing right now! * * * This is the only way I guess, to be what I WANTED! Who thought, this would END like this! What THE heck, where am I ? How come she, she is- And things get more INTENSE as she doesn't TELEPORT when she felt she should have! Did she BREAK a rule? And if so, what it was? And how can she clear the MESS? Will she ever get in the Cambridge University!? Or she will be STUCK here forever and make her life a living nightmare!

Who is the woman in black within the Ceria Forest? Why is there a harp in the middle of an abandoned forest? Who, who is she? What memories are these?

a guy, a famous actor, gets isekaied as a frog into a fantasy sci-fi world and uh becomes the protector of magical beings, the hero of the forest, the villain to the humans, humanitys hero's worst enemy

a world a hero all ready going to kill the demon king a human ones dead has come to either kill the hero or the demon king all with the help of the dragon god. Injoy

She, disappointed by her own family, forced to marry a cold CEO. Him, always like a block of ice, not showing any weakness or emotions. Who'll win ? Who'll fall' first ? Author : " If you want to know the answer, then, read it ". XD

Jonathan Keynes, a thirteen-year-old boy, loves exploration and adventure. He possesses an explosive energy within him that always drives him to push the boundaries of the ordinary. This was not a metaphor, but a reality, when it merged with a mysterious seal from an ancient era, discovered in one of the hidden Korfu Roots temples beneath New York City at a depth of dozens of kilometers. What Jonathan didn't know was that the seal was not just an artifact, but a living being. Its original mission was to keep an evil entity contained within it, until the seal found itself weakened, forcing it to merge with Jonathan to compensate for its weakness. In a mysterious way, the seal took on a physical form, transforming into a ceramic staff adorned with glowing purple engravings. The staff was capable of extending to great lengths and was extremely sturdy, becoming a powerful tool in Jonathan's hands. Over time, Jonathan Kane will realize the extent of the responsibility he carries, and he will learn how to control this entity that has begun to use its limited abilities in unexpected ways. His journey will be filled with challenges and sacrifices in his quest to rid himself of the curse he inadvertently brought upon himself. Whether in the near or distant future, he will have to confront the dark force that resides within him before it completely takes over... literally.

Tap, tap. "Is this on? Okay!" The camera of the drone, which looked more like a gemstone than anything had finally turned on after all my efforts. "Hello, viewers... uh readers? Whatever medium... If anyone's seeing this, if there are any humans still out there, please help me!"

这是一个由道德系统掌控的世界，所有人都活在分数之下。低评分人员将会失去所有社会信用，慢慢被社会淘汰，直至被抹除存在。主角意识到了系统的不合理性并试图反抗，直到某一天发现了系统背后的巨大阴谋.... 作者想说：书中探讨了道德被量化是否合理，和一些现代社会发生的的事情。是一本慢节奏的书，不建议喜欢看爽文的人阅读，书中探讨了一些哲学思想，建议喜欢慢节奏，喜欢思考的人阅读。

How should a man betrayed by his very own loved ones behave?? "These worlds and these people will burn, l will burn it all up" He Said. Warning alert. It's a slow pace novel but l guarantee you won't regret reading it.. Secondly, English is not my first language, so if you notice any incorrect or misuse of words or sentences, please feel free to point it out, l promise to better myself...

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Uh if you read this the story is very cringe and badly made by my 14 year old self. You have been warned. Probably I will rewrite it and make it more realistic.

Raksa, a poor young man living in a small, remote village, leads a life full of struggle. Every day, he works hard to meet the needs of his simple family. Despite living in scarcity, Raksa is known for his kind heart and willingness to help anyone in need. One day, while returning from the market, Raksa accidentally helps an old woman who appears weak and injured. Without knowing who she is, he lovingly assists her until she recovers. However, Raksa's good deed not only catches the attention of the old woman but also brings a significant impact on his life. The old woman, who turns out to be a powerful witch with extraordinary magical abilities, feels indebted to Raksa. As a reward, she gives him a mysterious gift that will change Raksa's fate forever. Soon after, an unexpected event occurs—the Princess of the Kingdom, elegant and charming, visits the village in search of someone with a pure heart and great courage. It turns out that the person she is looking for is Raksa. The Princess, captivated by Raksa's kindness, publicly proposes to him, shocking the entire village and sparking a complicated royal intrigue. Raksa, who has lived a simple life, is now caught up in a royal world filled with conspiracies, politics, and magic. Uncertain of what to do, he must now choose between living a life of luxury with the Princess or staying in the world he knows, filled with struggle but also peace. However, the deeper Raksa enters the palace life, the more secrets and betrayals are revealed. The kingdom, seemingly beautiful and prosperous, is actually steeped in political intrigue and dangerous magical powers. Raksa must decide whether to remain loyal to the Princess or follow a darker path to save himself and the people he loves. Amidst the tension and threats from all directions, Raksa must not only choose his path but also uncover a great secret that could change the kingdom's fate and his own forever.

She always hated him. After a tragic incident in their childhood, Celeste Pearl Johnson wanted more than anything to keep her distance from Nick Matthias Evans. But that was unavoidable because of their families'

*Title:* Fist of Eternity *Genre:* Martial Arts, Fantasy, Action *Story:* Joon-Oh Kim, a high school student, is a martial artist who possesses a unique gift – the ability to tap into his Chi and Ki. His family, renowned for their martial arts prowess, has trained him in various fighting styles since childhood. However, Joon-Oh's life takes a dramatic turn when he discovers a mysterious, ancient tome hidden within his family's dojo. The tome, bound in black leather and adorned with strange symbols, is said to hold the secrets of the "Eternal Fist" technique. As Joon-Oh delves deeper into the tome, he's confronted by a powerful entity – the "Devourer of Shadows." The entity offers Joon-Oh a pact: in exchange for granting him immense power and abilities, Joon-Oh would have to surrender a portion of his soul. Joon-Oh, eager to surpass his family's legacy and protect those he cares about, agrees to the pact. As a result, he gains access to the "Eternal Fist" technique, which allows him to tap into his Chi and Ki like never before. With his newfound abilities, Joon-Oh must navigate the complex world of martial arts, where powerful practitioners wield elemental abilities and forge pacts with mysterious entities. As he battles his way through tournaments and confronts formidable foes, Joon-Oh must also struggle to maintain control over his own darkness. *Themes:* - Self-discovery and empowerment - Balancing power and responsibility - The struggle between light and darkness *Target Audience:* - Young adults interested in martial arts, fantasy, and action - Fans of anime and manga series like "God of High School" and "Wind Breaker"

A man from a 3rd World Country finds himself transmigrated in another world in another time. First Reaction? "Hey what the actual f**k?" Next Reaction? "Oh my gosh! Am I really overpowered?" Author's Warning! The MC will become OP after a few chapters, not instantaneously! ___________________________________ Uh, so this is my first time writing a novel. Hope my creation can bring a smile to your faces. Btw, English isn't my mother tongue, so.... don't hesitate to point out any errors in my book.

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