Hilary Duff Xxx

The universe, as we knew it, met a rather undignified end. Not with a whimper, but with the Big Crunch—a cosmic act of divine indigestion that squashed everything back into a primordial, infinitely dense point. From the perspective of Old Man Quasar, a perpetually cynical black hole who relished the ultimate cosmic punchline, to Bartholomew, a ridiculously self-important red giant who absolutely refused to believe it was happening, the universe’s grand finale was, predictably, a complete chaotic mess. But out of that monumental squish, something entirely unexpected happened: a reborn world. This is the story of that rebirth, narrated by the same jaded, gossiping, and perpetually annoyed cosmic entities who witnessed the original cosmic burp and humanity's baffling rise. As the new universe (or perhaps, a vastly condensed, recycled version) begins its peculiar expansion, our celestial observers find themselves grappling with familiar, yet strangely altered, elements. And at the heart of this reborn cosmos lies a familiar blue-green planet, seemingly recreated from the cosmic dust of its former self, with echoes of its most peculiar inhabitants—the carbon-based pests known as humans. "A WORLD REBORN" is a side-splitting, irreverent journey through cosmic cycles, where the universe's most profound collapses lead to its most absurd beginnings. Will this new world, and its potential new inhabitants, learn from the past? Or are they doomed to repeat the same petty squabbles and digital distractions, all while the celestial choir watches on, placing bets on when the next "Big Burp" (or crunch) will inevitably occur? Prepare for a hilarious, existential roller-coaster through the cycles of creation and destruction, where even the end is just another beginning for cosmic chuckles.

Xiang Yu was perfectly content with his mediocre life on Earth—average job, average apartment, average everything. That is, until he woke up in the legendary World of Cultivation, where martial artists fly through the skies and immortals battle over ancient treasures. There's just one problem: Xiang Yu wants absolutely NONE of that action. Armed with only his wits and a peculiar system that doubles his exp every 24 hours, Xiang Yu has one goal: become powerful enough to live in peace without getting involved in those ridiculous "protagonist" situations. No ancient tombs. No tournament arcs. And for heaven's sake, stay FAR away from anyone named Chen Mo, Lin Feng, or Li Yao—those names practically scream "main character who will drag me into deadly situations!" Starting with strength stats so pathetic he can barely lift a cultivation manual, Xiang Yu must somehow survive long enough for his exponential growth to matter. After all, doubling zero cultivation talent still equals zero... at first. Follow Xiang Yu on his hilarious journey from zero to hero as he desperately tries to stay invisible while his power skyrockets beyond control! Watch as he dodges cultivation tournaments, avoids suspicious elders bearing gifts, and runs the other way whenever someone mentions "ancient inheritance" or "chosen one." Join the adventure of the most reluctant cultivator in history whose only wish is peace and quiet, but whose exponential growth makes him the most terrifying force this cultivation world has ever seen! ————— Discord: https://discord.gg/UA679N6znA Wiki: https://infinite-awakening-my-exp-doubles-everyday.fandom.com/ Update = 2 Chapters Daily

[Ding!] [Cashback System Activation Requirement Met!] [System Binding In Progress...!] [System Successfully Linked!] [Spent $1,000. 10x Critical Hit. Earned $10,000. The money has been transferred to account XXX-XXX-XXX] [Spent at least $1,000 on a beautiful lady. Received 1 lottery ticket. Do you want to use it?] [YES][NO] Kyle was a man that has never had any luck in life and he was on the verge of ending it all after being fired from his minimum wage job due to a customer's complaint which turned out to be a lie but due to the customer being an attractive lady, no one believed Kyle. To make matters worse, he had to pay for the damages that was caused by the customer. Beautiful people, they had it easy, didn't they? This was his last step and he knew that he wouldn't see tomorrow as he searched for a river to throw himself in. He thought his mind finally broke as there was no explanation for the Cyan Screen that popped up as he clicked the [YES] button. [You have drawn Charm!] [Charm: There is nothing the user can't charm his way out of or into! The universe has blessed you with charisma!] "Hahaha! I must have lost my marbles..." Kyle muttered to himself but his phone soon rang out to show that he had a notification. And to his surprise, he saw $10,000 sitting in his account and his jaw dropped. "THIS IS FOR REAL!!!"

Kael Voren has never known the feeling of a full belly. Born in Brinewatch, the beast-plagued slums of Ashport, hunger is his oldest companion -- gnawing at his gut, his dreams, and his place in a world that values strength above all. When his sixteenth birthday comes, Kael awakens to the misery of an E-Rank Talent: Advanced Digestion. Not strength. Not speed. Just the ability to eat garbage without dying. But beneath this feeble Talent lies a dormant truth -- an insatiable void tethered to an unfathomable potential. A hunger not for food, but for power. Everything changes when Kael inadvertently devours fragments of Prana and Chakra -- powers that create and shape reality itself. Powers that were supposed to be beyond the reach of a gutter rat such as himself, but were made available to him by Advanced Digestion. These stolen sparks awaken something ancient inside him: a nascent, skeletal system. No interface. No tutorials. Just a stark warning burned into his mind and a void calling out from within - devour everything! What he has awakened is not a talent. It is a trait. XXX-Rank Trait: Inner Universe Creation. But it is embryonic -- barely functional, missing structure, support, and a will. To unlock its power, Kael must build from nothing. Piece by blind piece. Trial by brutal trial. Fueled only by his desperation to protect his family and claw his way out of the grave Brinewatch was supposed to be. In secret, Kael creates an RPG World inside his trait -- a universe he rules, where monsters can be spawned, skills mastered, time bent, and power devoured. There, he forges his own path, his own system, and his own strength. But the hunger never fades, it only grows. And as his enemies close in and betrayal tears his world apart, Kael makes an oath: I will protect my family, and I'll devour everything that stands in my way. From starving boy to High Human Emperor, from discarded E-Rank to system god, Kael Voren’s rise will shake the stars. A dark fantasy progression epic of hunger, creation, revenge, and ruthless evolution. For fans of cultivation, RPG systems, and protagonists who build their own power from the blood-soaked dirt up.

Synopsis: A young man is suddenly transmigrated into the body of a cursed prince—born of incest, hated by the empire, and burdened with a fate not his own. Thrust into a world of war, political turmoil, and ancient secrets, he finds himself trapped in a storm of chaos he never asked for. Armed with nothing but a broken, almost useless system [Hey, I'm not useless], he must find a way to survive, adapt, and outwit the forces that seek to destroy him. Join him on a journey that is at times tragic, at times joyful, and often hilariously absurd—as he stumbles through blood, betrayal, and bizarre events in search of freedom and meaning.

For millennia, humans have been researching the mysteries of the soul. Is it a wisp of energy presenting our soul, or is it simply a consequence of the brain's complex machinery? Does it still exist beyond the veil of death, or does it burn out like a used candle? Throughout history, countless bright minds have theorised, argued, and even committed their lives to answering these deep problems, only to provide inconclusive findings. From philosophical treatises to religious teachings, scientific enquiries to esoteric beliefs, humanity has proposed a plethora of theories to explain the soul's nature and destiny. But none have produced a generally accepted or verified explanation. However, in a truly hilarious twist of fate, one unsuspecting human was about to be hurled into a trip to confront these very riddles, not by choice or intellectual pursuit, but simply because his own extremely unusual fate requires it that his path will inadvertently illuminate the journey for many that will come after him. [Author Note: This story contains a lot of profanity and possibly several scenes unsuitable for children under 18. Please read at your own risk.]

Zayan Khan is the cold-hearted CEO of Khan Enterprises — a man who breathes spreadsheets, scowls for fun, and hasn’t smiled since childhood. Raised by distant, workaholic parents, Zayan has learned one rule: never get distracted. Especially not by messy, emotional humans. Enter Andaleeb Shah — a tea-obsessed, chaos-attracting intern with a sweet tooth and no filter. She’s the exact opposite of Zayan: carefree, talkative, always late, and always munching on something. But behind her clumsy charm and contagious smile… she’s hiding a cosmic secret. Because Andaleeb? She’s not from Earth. And she has powers no one must ever see — especially not in a security-filled corporate building. Every time she meets Zayan, something goes hilariously wrong: spilled coffee, jammed elevators, public arguments — and maybe even bent spoons. And yet, despite himself, Zayan finds his perfectly calculated life cracking under her strange influence. But love doesn’t come easy when status, secrets, and space stand between them. Throw in a jealous rival CEO, an upcoming engagement, a pink attic room above a café called The Wishing Mug, and the possibility that the most ordinary girl in the office may just be from another planet… And Zayan’s cold heart is about to go supernova. What is andleeb secret?

Gu Xia, known as the Red Monster, had always been the quirkiest one among women. She had an extraordinary personality, exceptional job, and magic touch. Loving to play the fool to catch the wise, she had been causing chaos everywhere since her youth. One day, she was suddenly whisked away and married by a man called "Little Fox," thinking she would just swindle some money from this supposedly foolish son of a landlord. Little did she know, this son was not only smart, but he also deeply imprinted her with a 'Little Fox' of his own. This trick turned into a lifetime, leaving her with a heart so consumed and soul so corrupted she had nowhere to escape. The story features strong leads, both male and female, delivers a deadly dose of sweetness, and is a hilariously heartwarming tale of pampering! Also, highly recommended is the completed hit novel by Pigpig, "Youth Begins with Meeting Him."

Misfits And Wildflowers (Created as a 25th anniversary of when I became involved with my high school sweetheart, my wife and best friend) Set in the school year of 1999-2000, a simpler time full of baggy JNCO jeans, Discman players, colorful fashion, and Y2K fears — Everyone lived in the moment  15-year-old Alfie is a shy and nerdy boy who is convinced he will never experience love the way his friends have, and will end up living the life of a monk.  During Summer school, Alfie meets a peculiar girl whom he develops a huge crush on. Struggling to express any of his feelings, he ends up missing an opportunity due to unforeseen circumstances.  Now entering the new school year, Alfie finds himself tangled in new feelings, old traumas, and the messy, hilarious chaos of adolescence. With a found family of punks, nerds, goths, and other social outcasts (affectionately known as the Island of Misfits), Alfie navigates crushes that sting, friendships that anchor, and breakups that echo through locker-lined hallways...until one day, he finally experiences that spark. This is a coming-of-age story rooted in nostalgia, honesty, and the kind of emotional growth you only get from falling hard and getting back up.

Seventeen-year-old Wes Walker is a goofy, sharp-witted, game-obsessed high schooler who’d rather play his handheld shooter than pay attention in class. His childhood best friend, the fiery tsundere Scarlett Hayes, acts annoyed by him—but secretly harbors a long-standing crush. One fateful afternoon, their daily walk home is cut short when a speeding truck ends their lives. But death isn't the end—it's just the beginning. Waking up in the celestial domain of the dazzling goddess Lady Seraphina Lumeria, Wes and Scarlett are offered a second chance at life... in a new world of swords, sorcery, and monsters. They get to choose their own classes—and while Scarlett becomes a fierce swordswoman, Wes's eyes gleam at a unique option: Magic Gunslinger, a class never seen before. Armed with a sentient goddess-forged revolver named Reveria, infused with all elemental affinities, Wes embarks on a chaotic, hilarious, and action-packed journey. From the moment they arrive in a lush forest and save a princess from a monster ambush, the duo is swept into a whirlwind of dungeons, quests, and world-shaping battles. Wes quickly gains a reputation—not as a hero, but as an antihero. Ruthless in battle yet charmingly eccentric outside of it, he becomes known as the Bullet Reaper—a battle junkie with a devil-may-care grin and unmatched marksmanship. As he rises through the ranks of the adventurer's guild, he builds a diverse harem of demon queens, noble ladies, goddesses, and more—each drawn to his wild heart and unpredictable soul. Whether he's helping cities, liberating slaves, outwitting corrupt churches, or accidentally stumbling into political marriages, one thing is certain: trouble always finds Wes Walker. But with Reveria at his side, bullets blazing, and a dream to become the greatest magic gunslinger in history, he's ready to carve his legend across this new world. Action. Comedy. Romance. Chaos. This is the outrageous story of the first-ever Magic Gunslinger—Wes Walker—and the unforgettable legacy he leaves behind.

"Love Tripped Into My Room: I Just Wanted Peace, Not Panties" Kaito Tenma just wanted a normal life. Wake up, eat toast, avoid drama, and maybe—just maybe—confess to his beautiful, blunt childhood friend, Riko. But fate sucker-punches that dream into space when a half-naked girl crashes through his ceiling and declares his room as her new home. Now he’s living with Yuna, a mysterious (and dangerously clingy) bombshell who thinks clothing is optional and personal space is a myth. From lewd accidents to jealousy-fueled misunderstandings, Kaito’s life spirals into a wild, hilarious mess of high school chaos, horny misunderstandings, and girls who seem way too interested in ruining his peace. He didn’t ask for a harem. He didn’t ask for trouble. But trouble keeps tripping into his life—one girl at a time.

Ding! [Activation des conditions du système de cashback satisfaites !] [Liage du système en cours...!] [Le système a été lié avec succès !] [Dépensé 1 000 $. Coup Critique x10. Gagné 10 000 $. L'argent a été transféré sur le compte XXX-XXX-XXX.] [Dépensé au moins 1 000 $ sur une belle dame. Reçu 1 billet de loterie. Voulez-vous l'utiliser ?] [OUI][NON] Kyle était un homme qui n'avait jamais eu de chance dans la vie et il était sur le point d'en finir après avoir été licencié de son emploi au salaire minimum en raison de la plainte d'un client qui s'est avéré être un mensonge, mais comme le client était une femme attirante, personne n'a cru Kyle. Pour empirer les choses, il a dû payer les dommages causés par le client. Les belles personnes, elles avaient la vie facile, n'est-ce pas ? C'était sa dernière étape et il savait qu'il ne verrait pas demain alors qu'il cherchait une rivière pour s'y jeter. Il pensait que son esprit avait finalement craqué car il n'y avait aucune explication pour l'écran Cyan qui a surgi alors qu'il cliquait sur le bouton [OUI]. [Vous avez tiré Charme !] [Charme : Il n'y a rien que l'utilisateur ne puisse charmer pour entrer ou sortir ! L'univers vous a béni avec du charisme !] "Hahaha ! J'ai dû perdre la tête..." murmura Kyle pour lui-même mais son téléphone sonna bientôt pour montrer qu'il avait une notification. Et à sa surprise, il vit 10 000 $ dans son compte et sa mâchoire tomba. "C'EST VRAI !!!"

[¡Ding!] [¡Requisito de Activación del Sistema de Reembolso Cumplido!] [Vinculación del Sistema en Progreso...!] [¡Sistema Vinculado con Éxito!] [Gastó $1,000. Golpe crítico de 10x. Ganó $10,000. El dinero ha sido transferido a la cuenta XXX-XXX-XXX] [Gastó al menos $1,000 en una hermosa dama. Recibió 1 boleto de lotería. ¿Desea utilizarlo?] [SÍ][NO] Kyle era un hombre que nunca había tenido suerte en la vida y estaba a punto de acabar con todo después de ser despedido de su trabajo de salario mínimo debido a la queja de un cliente que resultó ser una mentira, pero debido a que el cliente era una dama atractiva, nadie le creyó a Kyle. Para empeorar las cosas, tuvo que pagar por los daños causados por el cliente. Las personas hermosas, lo tenían fácil, ¿no? Este era su último paso y sabía que no vería el mañana mientras buscaba un río para lanzarse. Pensó que su mente finalmente se había roto ya que no había explicación para la Pantalla Cyan que apareció cuando hizo clic en el botón [SÍ]. [¡Has obtenido Encanto!] [Encanto: ¡No hay nada de lo que el usuario no pueda salir o entrar con su encanto! ¡El universo te ha bendecido con carisma!] "¡Jajaja! Debo haber perdido la cabeza..." murmuró Kyle para sí mismo, pero pronto su teléfono sonó para mostrar que tenía una notificación. Y para su sorpresa, vio $10,000 en su cuenta y su mandíbula cayó. "¡¡¡ESTO ES REAL!!!"

[Ding!] [Cashback-System-Aktivierungsanforderung erfüllt!] [Systembindung wird durchgeführt...!] [System erfolgreich verknüpft!] [1.000 $ ausgegeben. 10x Kritischer Treffer. 10.000 $ verdient. Das Geld wurde auf Konto XXX-XXX-XXX überwiesen] [Mindestens 1.000 $ für eine schöne Dame ausgegeben. 1 Lotterielos erhalten. Möchten Sie es verwenden?] [JA][NEIN] Kyle war ein Mann, der im Leben nie Glück hatte, und er stand kurz davor, allem ein Ende zu setzen, nachdem er aufgrund der Beschwerde eines Kunden von seinem Mindestlohnjob entlassen wurde. Die Beschwerde stellte sich als Lüge heraus, aber da der Kunde eine attraktive Dame war, glaubte niemand Kyle. Um die Sache noch schlimmer zu machen, musste er für die Schäden aufkommen, die der Kunde verursacht hatte. Schöne Menschen, sie hatten es leicht, nicht wahr? Dies war sein letzter Schritt und er wusste, dass er den morgigen Tag nicht mehr erleben würde, als er nach einem Fluss suchte, in den er sich stürzen konnte. Er dachte, sein Verstand wäre endlich gebrochen, da es keine Erklärung für den Cyanfarbenen Bildschirm gab, der auftauchte, als er auf die Schaltfläche [JA] klickte. [Sie haben Charme gezogen!] [Charme: Es gibt nichts, aus dem oder in das der Benutzer sich nicht herauscharmen kann! Das Universum hat dich mit Charisma gesegnet!] "Hahaha! Ich muss verrückt geworden sein..." murmelte Kyle vor sich hin, aber sein Handy klingelte bald, um zu zeigen, dass er eine Benachrichtigung hatte. Und zu seiner Überraschung sah er 10.000 $ auf seinem Konto und sein Kiefer klappte herunter. "DAS IST ECHT!!!"

Being the pack defect is bad enough. Getting REJECTED? By your own fated mate? Yeah. THAT is a whole new level of low. Ava Grey is the pack defect, a wolfless shifter. She struggles through life with the vague dream of freedom. Her opportunity comes when she's suddenly informed that she will be attending the Lunar Gala, an annual ball for young adult shifters to find their fated mates. And she finds him. He's beautiful and intense, and his kisses send desire through her veins like a drug. Until he REJECTS her. Ava isn't about to go back to her dreary life. She escapes and forges a new identity far from her pack, and far from her alpha mate. She makes new friends and is even forcefully adopted by a hilarious husky. But just as she settles in and finds happiness, strange things begin to happen... Her husky has been holding secrets. She's hearing whispers that shifter packs all over are looking for her. And she can smell a familiar scent in her apartment, which makes no sense at all... because the man it belongs to rejected her. FEBRUARY 2024 UPDATE: Updates scheduled for 5-7 days a week as I continue recovering and working on my new WSA entry. Thank you for your patience as we move into book 7! --------- This is a wolf shifter romance with multiple triggers that like to waltz hand in hand with all the dark themes through a meadow of dead flowers. In this book you will find the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. Laugh, cry, rage; you can do them all as you follow Ava in the rather perilous journey of being a wolf shifter in this generation of werewolf romance. There are R18 scenes sprinkled throughout this book like candy popping out of a pinata. Please read responsibly. ------- AUTHOR DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ApNZDux8kj

#MATURECONTENT #SMUT #REDFLAG Read the first 10 chapters. I dare you not to fall in love. --- Everyone in Penny Willard’s life had one thing to say: “You're not good enough.” Her ex? "Fat repels people worse you're ugly, why did you think I would want you?" Her sister? "Look at me, Penny. Of course Chris chose me. I'm everything you're not." Her own mother? "I wish you'd never been born." Her stepfather? "You're a mistake. A stain on this family." The help whispered behind closed doors... "She’s just a product of rape who ruined her mother’s life." But then he came along. The madman. The monster. The one everyone feared. And he called her Penguin. His Penguin. His life. His reason. His obsession. --- On the day Penny thought she’d finally found love, she discovered her fiancé, Chris Adkins, was already married… to her baby sister, Ariana. Before she could process the betrayal, another bomb dropped. She was already married. To a man she'd never met. A man hidden from the world. A man so dangerous, they erased his existence from every record. Osvaldo Adkins. The caged beast in the penthouse. Unstable. Brilliant. Lethal. And absolutely, madly obsessed with his wife. What started as betrayal turned into a war. And Penny? She’s done crying. She’s not just the chubby, awkward girl everyone bullied. She’s the anonymous genius behind world-shaking breakthroughs. A prodigy scientist. A doctor. The woman everyone secretly relies on. And now? She’s out for revenge. She’ll make Ariana choke on her lies. She’ll make Chris wish he’d never been born. And she’ll set the world on fire, with a madman worshipping the ground she walks on. --- Who said the fat girl can’t be the fantasy? Who said the duff can’t own the story? Watch her rise, fall in love, and burn every bridge that ever held her back. --- Follow @Sspears for updates, chaos, and bonus content. Because this isn’t your average love story. It’s hot. It’s messy. And it’s going to ruin you. Just when you think you have everything figured out, more twist will unfold that would wreck you. Our ML is all shades of red flags, possessive, doesn't mind killing the ones who hurt his Penguin. He's done it countless times and adores his little Penguin with his life. This novel is filled with smutty smut smut smutty scenes. Brace yourself, and get ready for an adventurous ride.

Being Psychic Should Make Life Easier… Right? Meet Julia Summers: socially invisible, chronically awkward, and surrounded by chaos thanks to three bratty siblings with mind-control powers and likewise psychic parents who think TikTok dances are a valid parenting strategy. Her life? A complete circus. She’s got exactly two friends, zero romantic prospects, and a huge (and very hopeless) crush on the ultra-perfect student council president. That is, until he walks in. Julian Reyes. Mysterious. Gorgeous. Possibly allergic to normal behavior. And definitely not human. When Julian transfers to her school, Julia’s world flips faster than her mom’s mood swings. Suddenly, she’s not just dodging her siblings’ psychic tantrums she’s tangled up in a hidden war between powerful psychics and the people trying to capture them. Oh, and did we mention the part where she might actually be one of the most powerful psychics alive? Now with her ride-or-die besties, her dysfunctional (but loveable-ish) family, and an infuriatingly charming new ally-slash-crush at her side, Julia’s diving headfirst into a whirlwind of secret missions, high school drama, psychic showdowns… and maybe even her first real kiss. Chaotic, hilarious, heartwarming and just a little bit dangerous follow Julia Summers in a supernatural romantic comedy where saving the world is hard… but falling in love is even harder.

Before becoming the feared Supervisor of Hell, he once walked the earth—silent, deadly, and broken. Betrayed and slain, he returns not just for revenge... but to prove he's still sane. He devoured hell before he ruled it. Now, returned to earth, he hides behind an angelic face—and a promise: “Trust me, I am sane.” Devourer of hell-Elarion Crimsonveil (17 Y)The legitimate son of Herus Le Crimsonveil the head of Crimsonveil ducal family cursed by devil, the family of duke on top of pyramid only below king Euras Ian Astirhall . Trained to be a assassin, he has 3 older step brother Sirus Crimsonveil (30 Y)and Rior Crimsonveil(38 Y)**{They only share father , but all have different mothers} and thousands of adopted sons his father adopted to train them as assassin for his military, they are those who have vowed their loyalty to the duchy -by consent? No way. The youngest who grew up in a horrendous atmosphere created by his father for unknown reason, a dream that changes his life, he who wants to be free and doesn’t care whether people die or live, the coldhearted Crimsonveil –A silent hunter-Predator or so on. But is there all it is or it’s just a tip of Iceberg. Elarion van Crimsonveil or the devourer from hell read it to find out how he despite struggling continues to climb for his success. A story filled with excitement, development and mysteries is going to be unfolding in front of you. About this novel: You won't regret reading it, it got everything. The mc is strong cold calculating want revenge yet hilarious and enjoys every moment. Kind of like split personality (not really but seems like) He loves cruelty but rational rarely but yes. Not a simp no Ntr or yuri Harem(maybe or maybe not) if I decide an Harem there will be only 2 or 3 girls max.

In a world transformed by the arrival of mana, Earth is no longer the domain of humanity alone. Magical beasts and three powerful humanoid species have claimed vast territories, forcing humanity into fortified cities protected by mana-infused barriers. The hope for survival lies with the awakened—those blessed with magical classes and the ability to wield mana. Victor Revenant, a hilarious and self-deprecating 16-year-old, has spent his life dreaming of joining their ranks. But on the day of his Awakening Test, his dreams are shattered. Like countless others, he fails to awaken, destined to remain ordinary in a world where mediocrity means irrelevance. Just as Victor hits rock bottom, his father gifts him a VRMMORPG game, Ascendant Realms: Cultivation Chronicles, as a consolation prize. The game promises an immersive cultivation experience, complete with mystical techniques, powerful bloodlines, and the journey to ascend to godhood. But when Victor logs in as his in-game persona, Fang Chen, he discovers something incredible: the cultivation techniques he learns in the game begin to manifest in the real world. Armed with the Primordial Chaos Constitution and the legendary Void Emperor Bloodline, Victor embarks on a dual journey—mastering the game’s cultivation system while using his newfound abilities to change his fate in the real world. What begins as an escape from his failures turns into a chance to rewrite his destiny. But Victor quickly learns that his unique ability may make him more than just an anomaly—it may make him a target...

[WSA entry 2025] I died during a late-night gaming session and woke up… as a rock. Not just any rock — a Dungeon Core. Worse? I'm ranked -F. Below trash. Below beginner. Below existing. Everyone thinks I’m just a failed spawn point that adventurers can farm for easy XP. But what they don’t know is this: I’ve got the Supreme Dungeon System — a cheat-level upgrade that lets me control my entire dungeon manually. Traps, monsters, mana flow, terrain—everything. My first monster? A weak, happy slime I named Goop. My first invader? A rookie with a butter knife. My first win? Hilariously accidental. I used to be human. I’ve played hundreds of games like this. And now I’m going to build the deadliest dungeon this world has ever seen — one trap at a time.

The Alpha wants control. The Witch wants answers. The Vampire wants blood. I just want out. So apparently, I'm special. Which I find hilarious because I was tossed out as a kid—abandoned in the woods, until a kind Alpha and Luna took me in, and raised me as part of their pack. While all the other pups transformed into their wolves at 16, I was the odd one out. Almost 18, and I still hadn’t met my wolf. Shipped off to Supernaturals' High—a school filled with witches, vampires, and werewolves—to 'find out who I was'. There, I meet three of the most insufferable people on the planet. Aramis, an alpha with the personality of a chainsaw. Lucien, a vampire with a god complex, and a smirk I yearned to slap off his pale face. And Rhys, a witch with too many secrets, and not enough social skills. They hate me, I despise them. It's mutual. That is, until my 18th birthday, when Fate decides to give me the middle finger. Turns out Aramis is my mate. Lucien calls me his eternal beloved, and Rhys? Apparently, we're Soul-familiars. Whatever the hell that means. Now, everyone wants a piece of me: packs, covens, and bloodlines. Even the guys can't decide if they want to kiss me or set me on fire. Get in line, boys. I'm nobody's Luna, Beloved, or Familiar. Unless I say so.

After a tragic and vain death, Kenjiro "Bombom" Tanaka, a bodybuilder obsessed with his own muscular physique, is reincarnated into a new world called Eldoria. To his horror, he awakens in the body of a beautiful, slender goth femboy—the complete opposite of everything he valued. In this strange new world, physical strength is considered primitive, while androgynous beauty is the ultimate source of power, fame, and social currency. Forced to navigate a society where his new, delicate form is revered as a rare treasure, Kenjiro is consumed by a desire to regain the power he lost. His journey for revenge against a mysterious rogue scientist who insulted him leads him to join the Femboy Adventuring Guild. Alongside a bizarre and flirty cast of characters, including the guild's sharp-witted CEO and a comically earnest knight, Kenjiro must undertake missions, earn money through humiliating social media posts, and grapple with a mysterious new power that seems tied to the muscular man he used to be. The story follows his hilarious and frustrating quest to adapt to his new reality, find a different kind of strength, and maybe, just maybe, get payback.

** CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT** If you have a story suggestion, share it with me. https://discord.gg/Fr8DtEYm --- [Collection of short stories] New Chapters 8:00 pm (GMT+8) @daily --- With every full moon, a chilling mystery appears in the most unlikely places: deep within magical forests, between cyberpunk skyscrapers, in haunted taverns, or even beneath the ocean waves, the magical ice cream parlor Gelato del Peccato shows up and vanishes without a trace. Behind the counter stands the charming and mischievous Witch Zafira Blu, a master at blending secret desires with irresistible flavors. With a sly smile and eyes that seem to see right through anyone (body and soul), Zafira crafts magical ice creams capable of turning any fantasy into reality, or into deliciously sensual mishaps. At Gelato del Peccato, humans, mermaids, vampires, werewolves, androids, fairies, and creatures from every world gather, never knowing if they’ll leave laughing, blushing, in love… or just with trembling knees. Between teasing licks, unexpected encounters, and hilarious situations, each scoop of ice cream holds a different enchantment, and no one leaves the parlor without giving in to pleasure, laughter, and self-discovery. In every tale, whether it’s a quick one-shot or a ten-chapter adventure, Zafira Blu guides customers (and readers!) through bold, romantic, magical, and delightfully humorous experiences, showing that in the universe of Ice Cream: Tales to Savor, desire is just the beginning of the fun.

***This is BOOK 2 under the FAKE DATING SERIES*** ____________________ COPYRIGHT NOTICE: All Rights Reserved. No portion of this publication may be reproduced, copied, stored, transmitted, adapted, translated, or distributed in any form or by any means, including but not limited to electronic, digital, or online media, without the prior written consent of the author. Unauthorized use, duplication, or dissemination of any part of this work will constitute a violation of copyright law and may result in legal action. _____________________ Shanaya Thakur had a plan! A neatly color-coded, perfectly curated, bullet-journal-approved kind of plan. The kind of plan with checkboxes, motivational quotes scribbled in the margins, and an unhealthy number of post-its. She was going to become Mumbai’s best, boldest, badass lawyer, land a coveted job at the ridiculously prestigious BR Advocates — a firm so elite it practically air-kissed lesser mortals — and slowly take over the world, one perfectly argued case at a time. Shanaya wasn’t just ambitious. She was capital-A Ambitious. And maybe a little dramatic, excessively sarcastic, and allergic to bullshit. So naturally, when she nailed every single requirement BR Advocates asked for — top of her class? Check. Ruthless work ethic? Double check. A sharp tongue capable of verbally decimating anyone who doubted her? Triple, sparkly check — she figured the job was practically hers. Until the firm pulled a surprise. A New hiring rule: Only experienced, married applicants will be considered. Married? As in, spouse? Legal binding married? She blinked. Holy crap! And sure, Shanaya might have aggressively whispered ‘burn it all down’ under her breath in the middle of HR’s lobby. And yes, she might have chucked a high heel at her vision board. But desperation breeds creativity. And Shanaya Thakur? She was nothing if not dangerously creative when backed into a corner. Which is how the idea was born. Find a husband! Any husband! In two weeks. Which brings us to Yuvaan Grewal: Six-foot-something of maddening calm, devastating looks, and a talent for making tailored suits look illegal. President of Sauvé, one of India’s most successful product companies, Yuvaan is brilliant, emotionally detached, and permanently single — by choice. A choice his mother hates. After dodging fifty arranged proposals, eighty dates, and roughly a hundred aunties armed with lovely girls from nice families, Yuvaan’s perfected the art of politely refusing romance and staying unmarried. Until one scandal, a series of hilariously unfortunate coincidences, and one very desperate law graduate with excellent cheekbones land them both in a situation neither of them asked for: A fake marriage. It’s supposed to be simple. A business arrangement. A temporary fix. But with Shanaya’s sharp mouth, Yuvaan’s smoldering glares, and a growing list of almost-kisses they both pretend not to remember — things are about to get complicated. Because what happens when the one person you swear you can’t stand starts feeling alarmingly like home? And Love ? That was never part of the plan. But then again… when is it ever? _____________________ DISCLAIMER: The book contains mature content, so please read under the parental guidance. Also, the cover illustration belongs to original creator. NOT me. The cover page was modified using online tools. The story is slow burn, so please bear with the plot. ______________________

A disillusioned, drunken man sacrifices himself to save a young girl from an oncoming truck, dying in her place. However, his soul is unknowingly transferred into the body of a newborn child. The demoness, who had lost her own child, sacrifices herself to bring him back, but he drains her life force in the process. The world trembles when the child takes his first steps, but neither the child nor the man’s soul is aware. The child, now a vessel for the man’s memories, is adopted by a noble family. As he grows, he struggles with fragmented memories. Instead of following the traditional path of rigorous cultivation, His journey unfolds in unexpected, often disastrous ways. His sporadic bursts of qi yield unpredictable results—sometimes explosive, sometimes hilariously ineffective—making every encounter an adventure and every battle a gamble. (I added magic and magic crystal to make cultivation fans mad.)

Meet Eleanor "Ellie" Chen, a spirited and somewhat clumsy 38-year-old woman whose life takes an unexpected detour from her quiet hometown in a powerful, unnamed Eastern nation to the bustling heart of the United States (the "Most Powerful Nation"). After a series of bewildering mishaps and an immigration snafu she still can't quite explain, Ellie finds herself with one peculiar job offer: a cleaner at the illustrious White House. Armed with her trusty mop, an unusual knack for attracting chaos, and a complete lack of filter, Ellie is a fish out of water in the highly formal, meticulously ordered world of presidential politics. From accidentally flooding the Oval Office to mistaking a foreign dignitary for a lost delivery man, her tenure at the White House is a constant source of eye-rolling exasperation and bewildered amusement for the staff. Enter President Jonathan "Jon" Sterling, the most powerful man in the world. He's known for his decisive nature, his sharp wit, and a surprisingly short fuse when it comes to presidential protocol. Initially, Ellie is nothing more than a bizarre, yet oddly charming, nuisance. But as her unvarnished honesty, unexpected insights, and hilarious misadventures slowly chip away at his presidential facade, Jon finds himself inexplicably drawn to this woman who sees past the title to the man underneath. "The President Fell for His White House Cleaner" is a hilarious, heartwarming, and utterly improbable romantic comedy about an ordinary woman stumbling into the most extraordinary of love stories. With a backdrop of White House antics, laugh-out-loud misunderstandings, and a sprinkling of international intrigue from Ellie's mysterious past, this novel proves that love can blossom in the most unlikely of places, even between the leader of the free world and his favorite — and most chaotic — cleaner.

WSA Entry* *** Alex, born into the illustrious and undeniably gifted Smith family, was a stark anomaly. While his siblings excelled in everything from music to sports, h e was a blank canvas, utterly talentless. This ostracized him, making him a target for his family's disdain and bullying from his classmates. Finding solace only in the world of anime, Alex retreated into his room, spending days in a state of squalor, fueled by ramen and the fantasy worlds on his screen. One day, while attempting to microwave a plastic container filled with ramen (because even basic kitchen skills were beyond him), the microwave exploded, turning Alex's room into a scene of hilarious destruction. Instead of dying tragically, he finds himself resurrected…in the anime he loved the most, "Swords and Sorcery," a fantastical world brimming with magic and adventure. As Alex, now a fresh-faced young adventurer in this new world, he discovers he can wield the powers of any character from any anime he's ever watched. Suddenly, his days of being mocked for his lack of talent are a distant memory. He can summon the mystical powers of a powerful wizard, the strength of a legendary warrior, or the agility of a skilled ninja. He even discovers he can tap into the magical abilities of characters from lesser-known anime, like a charming witch from a forgotten shoujo series or a cunning strategist from a tactical mecha anime. Armed with his vast anime knowledge and newfound abilities, Alex embarks on a life of self-discovery and adventure. He'll navigate the complexities of this magical world, forge alliances with unlikely heroes, and face off against powerful foes, all while striving to prove his worth and overcome the trauma of his past. But as he dives deeper into this fantastical world, he'll face a new challenge: can he learn to be happy and find his place in this world, free from the shadow of his former life? *** "HAHAHAHAHA! All those useless Isekai animes animes I watched was not for waste after all...Stupid old man! Why don't you laugh at this?"

Ren Fujiwara is a handsome, scholarly narcissist who believes the world revolves around him. Akari Tanaka, his beautiful, athletic, and extroverted childhood friend, has secretly been in love with him for years, deftly hiding her feelings behind playful banter. As they navigate the hilarious chaos of high school with their tight-knit friend group and intertwined families, Ren's oblivious self-admiration clashes with Akari's subtle yearning. This charming slice-of-life rom-com explores their journey from comfortable platonic intimacy to the awkward, heartwarming realization of a love that was always there, just waiting for the narcissistic prince to finally look beyond himself.

Angel’s life has never been picture-perfect. After losing their parents at a young age, her two older brothers—Dave and Alvin—stepped up and raised her the best they could. From barely surviving to building their now-successful fashion boutique, DALVIN, the trio has been through everything together. But life doesn’t always go according to plan. Angel had to drop out of university in her first year, all thanks to a financial mistake her brothers made. While they worked hard to fix it and rebuild their lives, Angel put her dreams on pause—until now. Back in school and determined to focus on her future, the last thing Angel expects is him. Alex. Arrogant. Mysterious. And somehow always where she doesn't want him to be. Their first encounter? A literal accident. Something hits her—literally—and she lands in the arms of the most frustratingly attractive guy on campus. From then on, it’s nothing but sparks, sarcasm, and stares that last too long. They argue, they banter, they clash at every turn… but behind the fights is a slow, electric pull neither of them can explain. And in the middle of it all, Angel must balance the love of the two men who raised her—and the one who might be stealing her heart. Love Happened is a heartwarming, hilarious, and emotional story of family, second chances, and finding love in the last place you expect...

The Marvelous Misadventures of Wolfe and Bunny follows the enchanting, often hilarious journey of Wolfe, the stoic planner, and Bunny, the free-spirited dreamer, as they travel the world together. Each chapter whisks them to a new destination where they navigate cultural quirks, unexpected detours, and the ups and downs of their relationship. From bustling Tokyo markets to the haunting beauty of the Scottish Highlands, Wolfe and Bunny’s adventures capture the magic of love, curiosity, and the art of embracing life’s unpredictable moments. Together, they discover that every adventure reveals more about the world—and each other.