Jiraiya Nosebleed

naruto es desterrado de konoha luego de recuperar a sasuke, determinado en volver naruto entrenará con jiraiya, en su viaje encontraron unas ruinas del clan uzumaki dentro naruto encontró un pergamino, ansioso imito las señales de manos para el jutsu pero de un momento a otro caía del cielo, naruto se salvo solo para ser atacado por un joven de su edad, antes de matarlo naruto fue detenido por la voz de una joven de su misma edad, el le pidió respuestas sobre donde estaba ¿tribu agua del sur? ¿avatar?, sigue a naruto en su travesía en otro mundo

After Jiraiya's death, Naruto undergoes intense training and awakens a mysterious new power. Thrust into unexpected leadership, his growing strength and resemblance to the Fourth Hokage draw global attention. As tensions rise, Naruto's rise sends shockwaves through the fragile ninja world. [naruto, Mei,Ino]

Born of a celestial bloodline, raised in the heart of Konoha. Sent to Earth as a child to escape the brutal civil war of the Ōtsutsuki Clan, he was taken in by Uzumaki Mito and hidden among the shinobi of Konoha. Mistaken for a half-Hyūga due to his strange chakra and eyes, he embraced the misunderstanding, living in the shadows of his true identity. But as he grew stronger, the weight of his lineage became impossible to ignore. When he develops a unique technique—an evolution of Yamata no Orochi, transforming his obsession with knowledge into a path toward an information-based existence—he takes his first step toward awakening the dormant power within him. With each battle, he inches closer to reclaiming his heritage, refining his chakra into something never seen before: an Ōtsutsuki bloodline of his own creation. Yet the path to ascension is fraught with danger. As his power draws the attention of Madara Uchiha, Danzo, and even the unseen hands of the Ōtsutsuki beyond the stars, he must navigate a world that fears and covets his abilities. With allies like Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Sakumo Hatake at his side, he sets out to unify the ninja world, unravel the mysteries of chakra itself, and prepare for the looming war against the celestial invaders. But power alone will not be enough. To carve a future free from the cycle of destruction, he must become more than a warrior—he must become a leader, a creator, and the first of a new kind of Ōtsutsuki. The question is… will the world be ready?

Kiefer knew when he had contracted the Weave. He would suffer incessant nosebleed, raging headaches, auditory and visual hallucinations and occasionally lose consciousness. Those were the major symptoms of the Weave. These symptoms would continue for what seemed like forever. Scraping away at his increasingly fragile mind, rendering every night more fearful than the last. -•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•- When the clock would strike midnight, his sheets could usually be found slick with sweat, sticking to his body and getting even more soaked. Kiefer would try to move his limbs but they never really responded. His eyelids were shut tightly as he couldn't even open them. He would struggle and struggle one too many times to open them but they weren't exceptions in whatever was happening to him. But his ears? His ears picked up every single sound that surrounded him. Sometimes, Kiefer would hear one too many voices speaking at the exact same time, that they began translating into bundles and bundles of gibberish. His head ached terribly and he could do absolutely nothing about it. Trauma. While his eyes were shut, visions of vile and rabid monsters would charge at him from caves and clearings he could never quite make out. Their eyes, bloodshot, their teeth more like fangs dripping with crimson red blood, trying so desperately to rip the poor boy apart. Trauma. Kiefer would now and then try his hardest to wake himself up from the turbulent nightmare but it really did seem like the Weave hadn't had enough fun with him. -•-•-•- Kiefer would occasionally find himself tethering on the edge of the narrowest piece of boulder on what seemed to be a cliff. Looking down, his eyes would widen and his face would contort with fear as molten magma thrashed turbulently just few inches below his feet, burning and scalding his feet repeatedly. Then, all too suddenly, the cliff would melt and Kiefer would find himself falling back-first, his hands fluttering in the air, trying to grab onto whatever came into his grip to save himself. A guttural scream would escape his lips and echo off the far walls as he plunged deep into the boiling magma. -•-•-•- He wakes up with a start every new day, his forehead slick with sweat, his nightwear damp and his hair even damper. Soon, Kiefer didn't need a diviner to tell him the Weave was out for his heart. SUPPORT THIS NOVEL TO KEEP US MOTIVATED!!! FOLLOW INSTA ACCOUNT @guordio_masetti

"Aizen, have you fallen?" Namikaze Minato clutched the bloody sword wound on his waist, looked up at the figure slowly flying into the air, and asked in a deep voice. "Minato, you are so arrogant! No one stood in the sky from the beginning, neither you nor me, not even God." Aizen's indifferent and deep eyes no longer have the tenderness of his former companions, and he only looks down at the devastated Konoha below... At this time, Jiraiya, one of the Sannin, was covered in blood, and was unconscious in a coma! Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen was slashed by a ferocious wound on his chest, lying on the ground dying, and even the Vajra Ruyi stick transformed by the ape demon was broken in two! And behind them, the bodies of the Konoha Shinobi are even more numerous...

Fifty years after the Eclipse, a meteor shower that gave rise to humans with supernatural Aether powers, society is ruled by the gifted. Takumi Jiraiya, dreams of winning the prestigious Eclipse Festival—a tournament for the strongest Aetherians. But there's a problem... Takumi doesn’t possess any Aetherian powers. By chance, he ends up at Azora Academy, one of the top schools for Aetherians, and must hide his powerless nature. Using his intelligence and machines to fake Aether's abilities, Takumi adapts to his new life with his new friends and misfortune while hiding his unfortunate truth...

Who said that the death of a person is akin to the extinguishing of a lamp; that all previous karmic ties would be severed. Raizel, the pinnacle cultivator of Terra made an oath to his dying junior martial brother to complete his To-do list. What was the big deal? It is definitely not as difficult as fighting the Devil King. That is till he saw the list. Plant a fire lotus flower in the Shuya Ice peak, Skinny dip in the Neva river, Save a beautiful poisoned female cultivator in the forest, win the most loved teacher in the school. How could he have forgotten the psycho that is his junior martial brother, Lucas? His journey to complete the To-do list takes him to various places and throws him into unique situations. He meets different characters and he discovers a hidden love so deep that it is almost painful. "I knew from the moment that I set my eyes on you that you were mine. Even if I have to fight Heavens to get you, even if I am sentenced to the 66 Hells; I would never regret loving you." This book is a slow burn romance. Would it be worth it in the end? Yes, I promise there would be enough smexy scenes for a massive nosebleed. Hope you enjoy!! #Book cover not mine.

[ This novel contains mature content. Read at your own risk. Please don’t blame me for your nosebleed :)))] This is the story between two people who had experienced heartbreaks and know the value of love. Li Jie- the guy who is super busy ruling the country’s economy , the dashing CEO, and a ruthless underworld emperor. Zhang XiaoXi- A beauty worth drooling at, a kind hearted, A goddess model and an actor. After being deceived by their loved ones and decide not to fall in love again, fate brings them together with an arranged marriage. Getting married to an unknown person and staying under a same roof - seems to be awkward but what will happen when they both fall in love with each other unexpectedly. what happens when all the unexpected things come their way from the initial days of their marriage? This story contains all those small small mushy, romantic, sweet and heart warming scenes that happens between a newly married couple. P.S. The cover photo doesn’t belong to me:))

She was desperate and wanted to ask him to save her life, but he said: Cecilia, I hate you. Mrs. Heimann, the report is out. I'm sorry to tell you, but you had bone cancer, in its late stage. A sharp pang struck Cecilia' s heart, as if half of her heart had been ripped out. How much time do I have left? Lately, she had been plagued by nosebleeds, restless nights filled with haunting dreams, and intermittent pains in her chest. But she never thought them to be omens for death's looming. The doctor's pen paused in mid-air. Roughly three months. The news made Cecilia plummeted into a deep abyss, as if a thunderbolt had shattered the clear sky right upon her, and dark clouds overshadowing her whole life. She rose abruptly, a flurry of panic urging her to escape from here. FOR MORE READ THE NOVEL!!!! THIS IS NOT MINE OWN WORK... FOR OFFLINE PURPOSE ONLY!!!!...PLS SUPPORT THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR ALL CREDITS BELONG TO THE TRANSLATOR TEAM AND ORIGINAL AUTHORNIM~~~

A dark and twisted tale of cultivation, and a world where might makes right. (I’ll expand my synopsis later, as the story unfolds more and establishes itself better.) Rated: M for Mature, R-18+, NC-17, Adult Only, and any other tag that says, “not for children, the traumatized, or those easily offended.” Author Note: This tale has few tags to it, as it’s just beginning to be told, by this author who refuses to place any limits upon his imagination before even starting to share a figment of one of the dreams and nightmares which haunts his mind in the still of the night. If you hate rape, incest, gore, bore, NTR, Swiss Cheese, or farting while under the covers, you might want to skip this story — it *may* contain those elements in the future. (It may *not* contain them either, as I really don’t know what the future will hold for this story.) I’m not Shakespeare. I’m not looking to write the next Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings. I’m just a poor smuck having *FUN* creating and sharing a world of my imagining. If you’re the type of reader who’s cool with that, and open minded and not easily offended by *whatever* you read, then give this a try, if you want, and feel free to stop reading anytime that my little tale is no longer any fun for you. Story Concept: If you guys are like me, you probably enjoy reading many of the cultivation novels already out there. I’ve probably read hundreds, if not thousands of them already. Usually, they all start out fine. They have a decent hook that draws me into the story, but then after 1000 chapters, or so, I end up dropping the work. Why?? Because they always end up the same! 1000 chapters in, and the main character is either: A) Mightier than hell, able to swat dragons like flies, and yet unable to hold a girl’s hand without blushing and getting a nosebleed, or B) A complete and utter douchebag who tramples over everyone and everything, raping women and slaughtering men countlessly wherever he goes! Even worse is when he turns into C) The combination of both! “A mysterious purple mist made me rape XYZ, but I’m going to take responsibility for it and make them my woman, even though they’ll only be mentioned in passing once every fifty chapters as an afterthought so they can declare their endless devotion and obsession to me, from now on! Battles are almost *always* life ending, and over the stupidest crap. “Bro, you bumped into me! Now me and my buddies are going to break your legs!” BAM! BANG! POW!! Another 8 guys dead just walking down the street…. How the hell can there be any cultivators left in the world, at the rate they all kill each other off and wipe out each other’s sects?? So, this is my little attempt at telling a similar story, but without trying to produce the same glaring flaws that generally ruin the works for me. In this story, might still makes right. Power triumphs all…. BUT… People are still expected to follow certain rules and laws of common society. Personal power is important, but societal power is always greater. Murder a cultivator, expect their sect and the kingdom to hunt you for it. You might get by with beating someone, breaking their legs, or even raping them — but killing or destroying their cultivation? Those are unpardonable sins! This is my envisioning of how a world might exist where cultivation rules supreme, but I’m hoping to give it life and depth with its own cultures, rules, laws, and history. Just don’t think that all of modern Earth’s generally accepted rules hold true here — this is a completely different world, born from the depths of my imagination, and doesn’t follow the norms of current culture and reality at all.

Warning: M-18. This is a slow burn book. Our heroine is a secret perv (died when ran over by a vehicle racing home to try her new "toy") that is reborn into the body of a sacrificed sexy lower noble woman. Our perv heroine Jemi is determined not hide her true self and live her dream (*nosebleed) of seducing men until she meets a possessive evil demi God that is determined to make Jemi break to under his masochistic ways. I want this story to be pornographic and comical. I hope there will be others that are as twisted as me. :)

The -majority of- events take place in the world of "Avatar the last airbender" where Jiraiya, Nagato, Yahiko and Konan get reborn after their death in "Naruto Shippuden". After the Avatar vanished, they have to maintain the balance of this world in order to avoid that the world is swallowed by war. Can the four shinobi stop the Fire Nation from their attempt to rule over the world?

After reincarnation, he became a member of the Uchiha clan. He punched Orochimaru and kicked Jiraiya. He flirted with the undeveloped Tsunade. With his own instruction manual and system, he became the strongest of his generation. What Rinnegan? What fairy technique? What forbidden technique? Aren't these distributed for free by the system? What? Kaguya Otsutsuki is resurrected? Why are you looking at me? Naruto, Sasuke! Where did they die? He is regarded as the boss by the three ninjas because of his extraordinary strength, but he only wants to work hard to avoid being silenced. He was hiding, and one day he found himself standing in front of the final boss without knowing it... So I am the child of prophecy? Only tells the story in Shippuden,

Every 1000 years, systems are released into the world to find the perfect hosts to compete for the top spot on the Void World's Leaderboard. The prize for first place is to have one wish of any kind granted no matter what it may be! World-class businesswoman Tian Xi was having a pleasant nosebleed-inducing dream...until she suddenly died of blood loss! [Ding! Binding complete. Host, I am your system, 001! Let's aim for the top, yo!] A once-in-a-millennia genius man, Gu Yuan, had grown bored of Earth. With a cold affirmative grunt, he bound his soul to his system, 000. Pushing and pulling, the power couple breezes their way to the top of the leaderboard! (A/N: I have taken the liberty to cut out the R18 scenes for this book on here. For the uncensored version, you can just go to my Wattpad. But generally, the story can be read without them.) ............................................................................ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/luzumafu Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/luzumafu

The system took him to another world, and now he is the host of a hotel where the guests are characters from all the different fictional novels like One Piece, Naruto, Dragon Ball, and Marvel. "Rock Lee, what happened to your hair? Why are you doing the One Punch Man training?" "What did you say? So Jiraiya is married to Tsunade, and the Fourth Hokage didn't die because Jiraya knocked the beast out with a single slap on its face?" "Sanji from One Piece knocked everyone out with Conqueror Haki during the battle of Marineford? Should it have been Luffy instead?" These changes in the countless world are due to one hotel host from another planet.

It's the turn of the 21st century in a world not unlike our own. 14 year-old Michael wakes up on the first day of high school with a nosebleed, a splitting headache, and the voice of someone claiming to be him from a number of years in the future in his head! "We could have been, and we need to be, better... so, congratulations, I'm sorry, and good luck!" Stuck with a somewhat overbearing voice in his head that seems hell-bent on ruining his life, Michael will have to survive such ordeals as... doing well in school, eating right, exercising and... learning demonic contract law? Stay tuned to find out!

After discovering a long lost ancient forbidden master sealing technique created by a deceased clan leader and seal grandmaster of the Uzumaki clan, Jiraiya studies and tampers with it only for it to lead to unexpected results. NaruHina

Akaashi keiji is the prettiest setter in the tokyo perfecture. Then a steamy, fresh put of the shower Akaashi Keiji is gonna be the source of countless nosebleeds and qi deviations. When served with the hot Akaashi, not only Bokuto, there is not a man on earth who wont have a surge in between their legs.

Empat tahun berlatih bersama Jiraiya di luar Konoha, tiba-tiba tersiar kabar Jiraiya sudah mati 4 tahun lalu, sejak baru keluar dari Konoha. Keadaan Naruto tak diketahui siapapun, kecuali Jiraiya yang telah wafat. Tsunade berniat mengerahkan shinobi Konoha untuk mencari jejak Naruto. Namun, malah Naruto datang sendiri ke Konoha. Kembalinya ia tak sendiri, ia bersama rombongan tim penyelamat Gaara. Naruto kembali muncul dengan identitas baru, bukan sebagai Shinobi lemah dan ceroboh lagi. Kini ia memimpin klan Uzumaki baru dan menyandang gelar Sandaime Hokage. Naruto memiliki tekad membawa Uzugakure kembali ke posisi kejayaan, sama seperti puluhan tahun lalu. Dengan kekuatan baru, teknologi mutakhir, pasukan siap tempur, Uzugakure siap mengukir sejarah baru di Dunia Shinobi. Kebangkitan Uzugakure tak berjalan mulus. Kelima desa besar menentang ambisi Uzugakure. Mereka berusaha mengubur Uzugakure lagi. Tak hanya itu, klan kuno Shinobi juga mengincar Uzugakure. Mereka menjadi duri terbesar kebangkitan Uzugakure. Akankah Naruto mampu membawa Uzugakure naik ke tangga kejayaan? Ataukah sejara kehancuran Uzugakure akan terulang kembali?

During his training trip Naruto is angry after Jiraiya once again ditches him to pick up girls. In his anger he draws forth Kyuubi's chakra & rampages a bit to vent his frustration. The surge of power attracts the attention of a powerful being which he barely survives & with the help of the Kyuubi he kills only for him to become something called a God of Destruction for Universe 11

A dark cloud appeared over the kingdom of holfnier releasing monsters into the kingdom Cedric the third was sent by his father to kill every human being on the planet so that they can expand their empire on earth , everything was looking good up until the wizardry counsel stepped in interven the head wizard himself fought Cedric the third himself they both fought fiercely the head wizard was badly wounded but before he died he made Cedric and his monsters vanish and banned them from earth and even put Cedric in a coma for thirty years after the head wizard died a stone appeared out of his body , the wizardry stone the stone if get in the wrong hand could be dangerous ,the bestowed magic upon the earth and prophesied that a new head wizard would protect the wizardry stone and save the earth from extinction once again. a boy is born by the name of Julian and the wizardry was bestowed upon him at birth when he grow old enough he must go on adventures and train so he could come the strongest head wizard so that he could protect Earth and the wizardry stone, after30 years Cedric's finally wakes up just to find out there's another head wizard he sends his son to go and investigate ,Cedric's son jiraiya and Julian becomes best of friend and he wants to support Julian becoming the head wizard to protect the earth so jiraiya joins da agent school so he can protect Julian, Will jiraiya betray his father or will he betray his best friend!! jiraiya and Julian and his other friends goes on adventu and train with him so they become stronger together and save the world from extinction!! come and join them as they train and battle to become stronger. what's in store for our heroes? the story doesn't immediately start with his journey but start by showing the events leading to his birth and his adventures . New chapter every Saturday

Three years after Sasuke left the village, Naruto returns to the Leaf Village after his training with Jiraiya. Now his new journey becomes a new challenge awaits him.

[Military Marriage + Space + Double Strong + Strong Pamper] Rebirth Back 11 years ago, Ye Qingqing only wanted to have revenge, and she was rewarded with grace, and the greatest benefactor was naturally able to make a difference. Heal the broken legs and fight for glory! "You call ink, I am green, ink and green, and we are a pair of heavenly creations!" Lu Mo sneered at the woman who stole him a kiss, and the woman was justified. "You kiss me!" Want her to kiss, she is responsive, buy one get one free! Before marriage, Ye Qingqing took the initiative to eat him, and Lu Mo was flustered and nosebleed. After marriage, Ye Qingqing really realized what it means to play pigs and eat tigers... This is not my book, am just translating it Author:老羊爱吃鱼 作品

Naruto returns to the Hidden Leaf after two and half years of training under Jiraiya. However, the following night, an unexpected incident, Naruto got himself sent into another dimension after he opened a blue scroll.