Funny You Should Ask Book

There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons. "All fear comes from insufficient firepower." Don't believe? Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again? ... Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor. And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold... Stallone from [First Blood]? Jason Statham from [The Expendables]? Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best at using all kinds of firearms? Come on, all of these are nothing compared to Gao Guang!！ --- Finally, until one day, in the field of private military forces, he completely made the term "Gao Guang moment" became a professional term! Countless criminals, mercenaries, murderers, and private armed organizations would pee their pants at the mention of the name Gao Guang! "Hello, my name is Gao Guang." "I am dedicated to providing war-related peripheral services, including but not limited to force, arms, intelligence, and technical support." "As the conscience of the industry, our quality is trustworthy. Please don't hesitate, don't pinch your goddamn wallet, and make an appointment with my beautiful secretary as soon as possible. Warm reminder, we only accept cash." "Gao Guang, Your best choice!"

Yang Hao was a mortal with no hope of becoming a warrior. On top of that, he was betrayed by his personal guard and left in a dangerous forest to be devoured by beasts. However, he was fortunate to encounter two women—one fat and the other skinny. They offered to help him escape the forest and become stronger, but in exchange, he had to engage in dual cultivation with one of them. Yang Hao decided to accept their offer. His life mattered more, and he suspected these women were not ordinary but powerful. It also seemed they were hiding something from him. --- I hope you read at least five chapters before reviewing. --- There is No NTR and Yuri in the Novel

A beautiful woman named Seira, participated in the selection as a royal servant. She was chosen to be a servant of the royal family, especially the Emperor's family. She worked as a servant very well, and followed all the orders of the Emperor and other royal members. But one day, she was sent to serve three of the Emperor's knights who were known to be very cruel and dangerous. Three men who were feared by everyone because they were like dogs ready to take orders from their master, no matter what. "My name is Seira, I was sent from the palace to treat you and serve what you need while in this mansion." Seira was placed to do everything they needed, even including what they wanted. However, Seira's arrival made the leader of the knights curious about her. "You're very different from all the servants sent to serve us. You're not like those who leave scared," said their leader, Harvey Van Desmond. That raised a question, especially considering how Seira never showed the slightest fear of them unlike when everyone was scared even hearing their names. It was all because of a goal she had all along to get back into the palace. However, what was her reason for doing so? "Who are you, Seira?"

Kim Mugen encounters a dark man in the alleyway, before he can say anything, the dark man begins telling Kim a story. “How a man once picked up an empty, blank book, once the man opened up the book he disappeared… entirely”. After the strange man told Kim the story, Kim ran away but when he looked back to see the strange man, he couldn’t see him… almost as if he had disappeared…. almost as he never existed…. Running to school, Kim found an empty cover book, he stood in disbelief and decided to open the book, in the book, Kim sees that the first page was moving, where he can feel the breeze that’s was coming out of the moving page. The book fell… not a person in sight… the book haven’t even move an inch and Kim… he is gone… almost as if he had disappeared into a new world… a world where story and reality collide with one another.

Thrown into the world of magic and myriad races, those of myths and those unimaginable, Ryan finds himself grasping for all that he can just to succeed at the second chance at a life he always yearned for. All the while a prophecy unfolds, one that no seer could have foretold. An ancient promise to fulfilled, a sacred oath to be broken, and the supreme wager to be concluded. --- What to expect: ...what? You seriously expected me to tell you? Ha! What a joke, why would I spoil my own story for you? Go read the book and find out yourself, geez, man. --- A/N: What do you think is magic? To me, magic is anything that gives me awe. Something that can make me feel, no, make me forget that the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Magic to me is wherever my imagination takes me, sometimes a crypt, sometimes into the space, sometimes leave me stranded in a room full of rats... yeah, just kidding... or am I? In any case, I ask you now, you who are reading this... what does magic mean to you? --- Schedule: One everyday Discord: https://discord.gg/U8vKEGcYgD

When he says he's done but you are still... six years stuck.

Adrian was an orphan who was a clever and cheerful child grown into a wonderful adult while engrossed in the novels of fantasy. One day, while Going to a Business Proposal that's going to give his company the perfect kick start, his life took an unexpected turn. While Saving a child on the Road the Truck Hit him claiming his life. "What a cliche way to die Sigh" He inexplicably found himself Reincarnated into the world of Humanity's Vanguard, inhabiting the body of Caelum Aster A Dragon. A Character that Should not have Existed in the Story. "Since the Story already changed from my Existence alone might as well live my way"

“Once upon a time, a human dared to trespass into the territory of the dragon clan,” the Silver Dragon Queen narrated from a book, “A self-proclaimed dragon slayer, a master swordsman, challenged the queen of the dragon clan.” “Humans, they truly overestimate their abilities!” The dragon clan’s young princess, Xia Yi, laughed, “Mother, what happened next?” “What do you believe happened, my dear daughter?” The Silver Dragon Queen responded with a laugh. “Isn’t it obvious? The dragon slayer must have faced a humiliating defeat!”

In the world of Kalhalla, where gods have fallen and their souls lie dormant in crimson crystals, a wretched outcast dares to reshape fate. Kaelis, an 18 year old so hideous and despised that even beggars turn their noses up at him, has only known rejection, scorn, and betrayal. But with the Hammer of Uuen, a relic of unknown power gifted to him as a child, he can do the impossible—reforge the bodies from the souls of the dead, only the ones who died in the war between Gods and Demons. His goal? To forge the one thing the world has denied him: a goddess who will love him. But every goddess he forges turns against him in absurd and terrifying ways. Some try to kill him, others break free, and none see him as anything more than a mistake. Yet, Kaelis refuses to stop. Even as enemies close in, as ancient beings hunt him, villains rising in power, and as the truth of his origins begins to surface... he keeps forging. Because Kaelis has one secret he can’t afford to ignore. He’s dying. And before death claims him, he will forge a goddess who will.

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

【No system, no Holy Mother, slightly dark belly】 One thought can fix the stars, one glance can pierce through the eternal cycle, and one word is the cosmic law. I am an ordinary person, but I am trapped in a chess game and played by the chess players. However

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Tsunderes? Danderes? Yankees? Love Triangles? Harems? Naoki wants nothing to do with that. He's just a high school student who only wants a peaceful life and yet he keeps finding himself in cliche situations that are nothing but chaotic. Naoki tries his best to break the cycle of cliches, but can he do it when the girls in his life keep getting in his way? This is a rewrite of a story I had done. Last one was too serious. It's a fun series I'm doing, enjoy. Just a nice slice-of-life story. Cover is AI generated, perhaps in the future I can pay an artist for a proper one

Beatrice Hawk's life was full of love and fortune, until she married Atlas Hawk — a CEO with a secret criminal life. After a coma, Beatrice experiences visions of a parallel world where she is Blade, a professional assassin betrayed and killed by his lover, Atlas. When she wakes up, Beatrice discovers that her jealous sister, Victoria, has taken everything from her. Including, stealing her husband. Will Beatrice's visions of another world help her change her fate, or will they lead her down a darker path? #action

When two contradicting forces converge, is it chaos or harmony? Is it fate or a flash of the unanticipated? And as the line blur we must ask: Is it real or just a figment of our adventurous minds? *** The world is closing in on Malia Baker. An all-time best selling author. She either writes, or she risks losing the contract that promises the peak of her career. Now just a step away. Plagued by the crushing weight of expectations, Malia falls into a cycle of writer’s block. leaving her drenched by endless emotional avalanche where nothing makes sense and everything feels flat. Desperate to rechristen herself and break free from the torturing paralysis, Malia falls asleep after a creatively draining day. But only to find herself in the mind of a killer, fueled with an insatiable thirst for revenge against his family. Davies Moore, tortured and betrayed by his family, has one clear goal: To watch the family tree go up in flames. but more than anything, to be the one lighting the match. He would stop at nothing to erase the Hernandez name from existence. But soon, A growing thorn keeps him torn between vengeance and desire when he meets Grace walker. A woman whose sudden appearance in his life throws it wildly off balance. *** The line between the author and character goes thin, and within that blur is a question hanging in the air: ‘Who are you really, Davies Moore?’

A true master of governance reaches a realm where they can handle heavy responsibilities with ease, turn stones into gold, and achieve near-miraculous results. With a keen eye on the world, such an official is like a god in their field. Xia Xiang has been reborn. Standing at the crossroads of his university graduation, he reflects on the missed opportunities of his past life and resolves to seize every chance in this new one. This time, he will chart his own path, starting as a secretary to the county party secretary. With extraordinary wisdom and unwavering determination, Xia Xiang rises through the ranks of the political system. He not only navigates the complex web of power struggles with ease but also turns crises into opportunities, transforming challenges into stepping stones. Every step he takes is marked by intelligence and courage, and every decision he makes is precise and well-calculated. In a world filled with both opportunities and challenges, Xia Xiang must face pressures and tests from all sides while finding a balance between morality and self-interest. He proves that a true master of governance is not just a symbol of power, but also an embodiment of wisdom and justice. Follow Xia Xiang's journey as he rises to legendary heights in the political arena, and witness how he ascends to the pinnacle, becoming a figure revered by all.

"Again" He experienced many lives and was sent to a last stop whatever he does he will only live once. Either he becomes most powerful existence or the weakest existence. But he still lives to do all the planning to drag down those who were against him, and if planning doesn't work, he does it himself. Why is it telling me to help those unrelated to me? Is it real, what the system told him about him? Or there is someone else behind this. ‐------------------------------------------------------------ It may be not good at first (maybe for some people) but it keeps on improving. -------------------------------------------------------------- Aren't there too many mc's? to Should I help those Protagonists? --------------------------------------------------------------- #action #fantasy #urban #system #transmigration #tragedy #r-18 #overpowered

This book contains adult scenes (21+) A wedding is everyone's dream. But what happens when two nobles from two different kingdoms must marry even though they are enemies? "I'm doing it to save you, you know?" a blond-haired man said firmly as he looked at the woman in front of him. The woman paused and then looked at the man with a painful gaze. "The one who should be saved is you." Jillian Willona Grace is the Crown Princess of a small kingdom in the West. She leads her kingdom alone after the death of her entire family in a war. At first, everything goes well. However, her kingdom comes under attack again from a larger kingdom that wants to take control of her kingdom, and the war is organized by the Crown Prince of the kingdom, Dion Peter Keintheart. The two exchanged letters and agreed to meet each other... To kill each other. Their story begins with them killing each other. But it all ends with them bound in marriage. A marriage made under a covenant made by the ruler. A pact to give birth to a powerful and genius heir. Will this marriage change what happened between them?

Adam, a 20-year-old American diner manager, stumbles upon a mysterious system capable of answering any question about the past or future. From mundane queries to life-changing revelations about stock markets, personal safety, and even human behavior, the system’s potential seems limitless. But its powers come with restrictions, including a limited number of daily questions, and soon, Adam finds himself the target of a powerful external party determined to exploit his abilities. Forced to navigate a dangerous game of cat and mouse, Adam uses the system to outsmart his pursuers while trying to protect his friends, his life, and the system itself. As the stakes escalate, Adam must decide how far he’s willing to go and whether the ultimate escape is worth the price.

Time often can slip through ones hands if not careful, within the tower time means nearly nothing for those at the top and for those born of high grade species. When he is summoned inside the tower he doesn't panic like most but his future is in for a upheaval as he changes the very foundation of everything once believed through his refusal to be anything less then the best even as who he himself is slips from his mind.

After another long night, Suki wakes up in the body of a beautiful young lady. This is her journey as she discovers more about the host of her body, and herself along the way.