Slap Ass Month

Lanz Kuroda failed his Awakening Test in the most spectacular way possible, he didn’t just rank low, his ass got slapped with an FFF. He was locked out of the system entirely, and sent home like the rejected tutorial character that he is. But when a cracked relic crystal he bought from a sketchy street vendor activates, it boots up something the world shouldn’t even know exists, a hidden system that logs him into an old, forgotten alt account, one with no level cap, restrictions, and absolutely zero oversight. By day, Lanz is still the same guy that no one aspires to be. But at night? In the dungeons? He becomes Zero, an anonymous hunter operating outside the system, clearing high-tier raids solo, and slowly building a legend no one can trace. The world thinks he’s a joke. He’s about to become its biggest problem.

Who says that after rebirth, you have to slap faces, abuse scum, and revolve around enemies and men! Revenge is just incidental! Slapping faces and abusing scum are not the main battlefield of life! After being reborn, of course, you have to live out your own wonderful life, otherwise, it would be a waste of the chance of rebirth.

"If you eat ass, you'll never starve." - King Barric Ironstorm the Vth In the land of Siriuhs sat a little southern Kingdom known as Ol' Tameria. Prince Barric Ironstorm always dreaded the day he would become King of Ol' Tameria as it meant the end of his playboy lifestyle, but on the day of his coronation a mysterious demon messenger would arrive just as he was crowned. The demon warned the king that the armies of the Demon Princess would arrive to conquer his beloved kingdom within a years time. The newly crowned King Barric saw this as his last opportunity for adventure before a boring life of royal duty. With his adopted elf sister Layla, The King would set out on adventure to stop the demon army!... (and seduce every thicc ass baddie monster girl, boy, they/them, etc. on the way!) All Rights Reserved

Duke Jiu Qiansui, Du Gu Wu, was forced to marry the rejected woman Feng Bailin due to illness, causing an uproar in the court. The princes came to "congratulate": Although Feng Bailin is ugly, incompetent, and from a declining family, she does not fear his reputation of being a wife-killer and impotent, and even conveniently lets him be a cheap father. Worthy of congratulations. Du Gu Wu, thinking of the talentless, unattractive, and unvirtuous woman, coldly said: After one year, I will divorce. One year later, Du Gu Wu booked the largest restaurant in the world, invited friends to prepare for the divorce. Unexpectedly, the restaurant owner directly offered three days for free, saying it was to celebrate the divorce. When the first beauty who was mingling with heroes from all roads burped, she said: "You think I'm after his body, I just crave his imperial fortune." After Duke Jiu Qiansui was divorced, In the first month, a plague swept the whole city, and the medical deity appeared, it was actually Feng Bailin. In the second month, famine was everywhere in the country, the richest man provided disaster relief, once again it was Feng Bailin. In the third month, an alliance of nine dynasties besieged the city, and ten thousand beasts defended it, it was still Feng Bailin. In a certain month, Duke Jiu Qiansui traveled across the nine provinces and eight wildernesses to pursue his wife: Ancestor, please let me marry in. The two cute children said in unison: Father King, you have to wait in line!

Lu Weixi did the math in the morning. “Including today, you’ve been back a total of 10 days this month. We agreed when we got married five years ago that you’ll give me 50,000 a month, and that you’ll come home five days a month. You’ve exceeded that number. That'll be additional.” Qin Zhiyi curls his lips. “It’s too much of a hassle that way. How about we make it a lifelong deal?”

“They say innocence is the most dangerous kind of temptation—especially when men are starving for control.” WARNING: This book is strictly for 18+ readers. It contains explicit adult content including strong language, graphic sexual scenes, BDSM, and dark erotic themes. This work is entirely fictional and created for entertainment purposes only. It emphasizes the importance of consent and does not intend to offend or disrespect any individual or community. --- Summary: Hi, I’m Erica Madden. The second I turned eighteen, I ran away from the life I knew—and straight into a world of lust, power, and danger. I had no plan, no safety net, just curves and curiosity. That’s when I met him—Ezel Evans. Rich. Ruthless. Insanely hot. He paid me a shocking amount to be his personal secretary—but what he really wanted was someone who would stay close, obey, and give in. He praised my thick ass and full tits like they were his to worship… or to ruin. But Ezel wasn’t the only one watching me. His seductive younger brother had dirty fantasies of his own, and Ezel’s rival? He wanted to own me—marry me, breed me, and use me to destroy Ezel’s pride. Now I’m caught between three dangerously dominant men. Will an innocent eighteen-year-old like me survive in a world driven by lust, obsession, and control—or will I surrender to it all? Comment your thoughts—if you dare.

Shen Yue, an actress who just won the best actress award in the real world, wakes up in a popular entertainment novel as Shen Yue, a notorious villainess actress who bears the same name as her. In the novel, Shen Yue was the arrogant second female lead—a beauty who bullied the protagonist, stole roles, and used underhanded tricks. She was eventually blacklisted, slandered, and ruined, leaving the industry in disgrace. But Shen Yue refuses to follow the script. Instead of playing the villainess, she becomes a force to be reckoned with—using her acting talent and Wits. Face slapping the White Lotuses who stood on her way. However, the powerful man watching said,"My wife's Face slapping skills are awesome" Shen Yue:Who is Your wife?

The whole world is subjected to a highly dangerous standardised exam called the Global Examination. Answering questions by putting their lives at stake, they would live if they passed the test. Every month the exam will undergo reformation while, occasionally, it is random.

Inho is a study holic average looking boy who was infatuated with high school it girl Wonhee.Though he tried to stop thinking about her his instincts to protect her from her ex boyfriend's slap changed his whole life.

A reincarnated full level boss just wants to live his live with his husband but ends up slapping faces and leveling up to the top. Come join the journey of Sainte and all his companions for a thrill seeking fantasy with hot romance thrown in.

Fynn was just a broke orphan trying to survive. He took a shady loan just to buy a flagship phone—and three months later, was slapped with 450% interest. Beaten, humiliated, and left to die in a gutter, his final words were bitter: “If this world runs on debt... then it owes me everything.” The system agreed. [Debt Registered: The World Owes You Everything] Transferring Soul to: [Zone-045: Earthfall] Initializing SSS-Rank Skills: [Issue Debt] + [Collect Debt] Reborn in a post-apocalyptic Earth ruled by the Midas Strain—a disease that mutates people based on their deepest desires—Fynn gains the power to give anything for a price: Food, stats, protection... even pleasure. But nothing is free. Everything comes with interest. Now, the desperate beg him for mercy. The strong kneel for power. And the beautiful? They offer their bodies to delay payment. But Fynn doesn't forget debts. Ever. “You wanted strength. You offered your body as collateral. Time’s up... and I always collect.”

Like the title says, an isekai book were yours truly gets reincarnated into the world of MHA as our green haired cinnamon roll, Izuku Midoriya. With the manga complete and him having access to that knowledge, watch as he tries to save Japan and maybe kick some HPSC ass (while getting some too, if you know what I mean). No way I can guarantee that this will be a great read, but hey, if you read it at least I tried.

(I'm not good at writing synopsis so please excuse this one even if it's a pain in the ass) deep at the northern side of the globe, a forest where shadows and phantoms reside, was thought to be sealed off by a powerful sorcerer for centuries that passed. strange cases of unusual sightings and accidents started to appear all over various countries. Cyrus vonstien, the second son of the king of Lendorr, one of the prominent and influential countries, puts together a group of odd outcasts to put a stop to this disaster and seal off the forest once again.

[COMPLETED] On the first day of their divorce, he said, "She'll be back before midnight." The second day, "She'll be back in three days. It's just one of her stunt to make me mad". The third day, "She cannot do without me so she'll be back in seven days." On the seventh day, "She'll definitely come back within two weeks." After a whole month... "Boss she's really doing it, she's kissed a stranger at the gala." "Catch her and bring her home." . . In her past life she was the good and enduring wife, in this life she became his little devious sin. A pain in the ass and his little ass kicker. "No one dared treat Mr Hamilton the way she did, do you think he would forgive her?" . . Harlow Blackwood was accused and wrongfully killed in her past life by her family and husbands family. But fate had other plans for her. When she returned, Harlow swore to take revenge on the people who killed her children and ended her life. But there was something else in this life. The husband who joined her enemies to attack her in her previous life turned out to dot on her more than ever before. In her past life Harlow was a mighty cook and would prepare food for the entire family, she turned into their slave to please them, yet no one liked her. But in this life... "I am useless hubby, I can't cook, clean, have kids or take care of you... Her hubby smiled. "None of those matters. I can cook, clean, take good care of you, and most importantly, give you children. How many are you willing to have?" In her current life, her husband has a huge secret too, what could that be? . . For more info on the book follow me on Instagram @Sspears and Facebook @kourtneysspears.

I was the weakest villain in the story—beaten by the hero, mocked by side characters, and dumped by my fiancée on Day One. Then I remembered: I’m not from this world. Now armed with the [Villain Evolution System], every insult powers me up, every betrayal unlocks hidden talents, and every slap I take becomes a slap I give back tenfold. Watch as the cowardly villain turns into the final boss everyone fears—and the girls who once spat on me now fight to win my attention. Let the face-slapping, seduction, and world domination begin!

A happy future awaits every child who has been born into the world. However, that could not be said for Rodrick Leinart, a man who was less fortunate enough to live the early years of his childhood with a happy and complete family...only for it to end up in a tragedy: behold, his ruined family. Dealing throughout life after the outcome of his father's infidelity, he vowed to become a man who his mother could be proud of. ...but when he chooses to play the most popular game of his time, a VRPG harem-based game with the potential to help him financially, he is torn between two choices: play the game and earn money, or honor the promise he made to his mother. So? What does he do? He plays the game in the opposite way as advertised! "Harem? What harem? I only choose to have one wife!" ▪︎ ・・・ ▪︎ TRIGGERS ▪︎ ・・・ ▪︎ 1.) First-Person Writing (I know, but it is what it is...I promise it will be enjoyable though. The story will start first and foremost with plentiful observations though, so if that's a red flag, don't read it hahaha.) 2.) Slow Burn Romance (Just because it's nice to see romance bloom slowly...from nothing. And also because it's underrated.) ▪︎ ・・・ ▪︎ AUTHOR'S NOTE ▪︎ ・・・ ▪︎ But seriously, who knows? You might enjoy the story despite these triggers. Just give it a shot, maybe the first 30 chapters? :

I deleted the first one, because of my scripting was ass. After reading and watching movies, I decided to redo all my stuff. That's about it, I'm (Redacted) and I'm out.

Sophia Alder was humiliated on her wedding day by being forced to marry an abusive groom that slapped her on the alter after he proposed to his mistress. She ran out the church only to bump into Lucus Carter the late guest, one of the richest and business partner of her father. Seeing the red mark on her face he dragged her in the church just to say... "Who slapped this woman? End his whole career!" Novel contains: Sexual Graphics, BDSM, Mature topics

“You must bear a child, Celia. what good is a woman who isn’t a mother? What good is an empty womb?” “Especially when it’s a foreign womb, like yours…” It’s not an easy life when you’re watched month after month, when all the blame is placed at your feet for your young husband having no heir. Celia Devon Tralhamir, Crown Princess of Havietten, waits every month with hope mingled with fear. A child will secure her future. But it will also bind her for life to a husband she neither loves or respects, who refuses to see her abilities. Is that what she wants? Is she content to prioritise security over happiness, and be a wordless decorative vessel all her life? Or is she brave enough to try to forge her own path and seize fulfilment on her own terms? Even in a society that cannot recognise individual brilliance in a mere woman. A sequel to the WEBNOVEL book “Earning the Love of a Princess”, this novel follows another woman born into the Royal House of Devon, trying to fight the confines that threaten to stifle her happiness.

HIATUS FOR A MONTH OR 2 WEEKS MIN. Two people from culturally distant, long-divided nations—can they fall in love? Will it survive the weight of history, or more importantly… will it ever be allowed to succeed?

A 20 year conventional warfare occured between the Western and Eastern powers over territorial disputes. One Western power in the continent of Priucimoxis remained neutral of the war until an Eastern power began their offensive towards Hildenbourg in the Month of Necusaria. All hell has broken loose ever since the Hildenians joined the war.

Yuki Chen is an influential girl gamer on Ourtube known as The Hoodie Girl. Even though she had a tendency of autistic. Her main job is making game-playing content video and live-streaming, she joined several international championships as a soloist and won many credits. Besides having a good reputation for her good attitude, she also helps several small game companies by reviewing their game and how to fix the bugs. The already bigger companies also tried to recruit her. But she declines everyone. Because in her free time she did many freelance jobs related to programming and firewall protector. As for me, I transmigrated into her body after my death of over-fatigue. This made me crazy, this Yuki Chen is one of the characters inside an apocalypse novel. She didn't make an appearance and just stated once by the original protagonist as a passer-by.

Malik Carter is a broke college student — until a mysterious check-in system starts handing him mansions, cars, and company shares every morning. But the real power? It comes from jumping into life’s challenges, gaining skills, friends, and fierce rivals along the way. From zero to empire builder, Malik’s about to slap down haters, blur lines between friendship and love, and change the game forever. Ready for a wild ride?

Kieran was just an ordinary part-timer — a high school dropout who had also given up on boxing. With no parents and no real family, he survived by working his ass off every day. He was raised by a man he believed to be his father, but later discovered he wasn't — though the man passed away before the truth could fully sink in. What Kieran didn’t know was that he was actually the sole heir to a powerful business empire, the hidden son of a wealthy tycoon.

A man transmigrated as a side character in some lonely web novel that earn nothing more than some power stones and fake ahh.. reviews from the author's friend. He changes the fate of that side character, he refusing the offer of dark powers that the character was originally supposed to accept. After rejecting the dark power, the God of Fiction from the web novel departement appears and..... ***** [ Cringe probability ] : 99.99%

What do you do when you're at a concert, dancing and trying to forget a colleague you've had a crush on, then suddenly a stranger grabs you from behind, and fucks you till you're too weak to stand? Yeah, that's my situation right now. Crushing on the handsome Alex - who, by the way, doesn’t know I exist - has made me make VERY crazy life decisions, including seeking the help of an arrogant love doctor, and disguising myself as a man just to work with him in his new company. And now, the same stranger from the concert, shows up behind me whenever, and fucks the hell outta me until I now crave him. Did I also mention that I hate my new boss? Yeah, Max Wellington is just so annoying, and it seems the feeling is mutual cause he hates me too.

He was the most unremarkable kid in Qingshi Village, destined for a mundane life. But fate took a turn when he awakened the "Destiny Reversal System." Is fate arranging for him to remain silent? Then he will slap it in the face publicly! Is fate arranging for him to kneel? Then he will cut through the heavens with a sword! With each act of defiance, he grows stronger. With each slap in the face, he moves one step closer to invincibility. From village youth to war god of the nine heavens, Lin Bufan believes in one thing: "Life is meant to be challenged."

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