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The Great Spaghetti Incident [GSTRDB]

A Note from Barnaby Twiddlepot Dear Reader, Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Barnaby Twiddlepot—inventor, dreamer, and, some might say, the architect of one of the most infamous culinary catastrophes in history: The Great Spaghetti Incident. It is a tale as tangled and twisted as the spaghetti it spawned, and I feel both duty-bound and curiously delighted to tell you my side of the story. This book is not merely an account of the absurd events that unfolded in Flipsville that fateful summer. No, it is a testament to ambition gone awry, to the sheer unpredictability of invention, and to the fragile boundary between genius and madness. What began as an innocent attempt to revolutionize dinner parties ended with an entire town engulfed in a wave of pasta-shaped pandemonium. Through these pages, you will witness my humble beginnings, the birth of the Spaghettifier, and the escalating chaos that turned my quaint little backyard laboratory into ground zero for an unprecedented incident. You will laugh, you will cringe, and perhaps you will even find yourself questioning your next plate of spaghetti. This is not merely my story. It is the story of a town, a machine, and a series of events that would forever etch the name Flipsville into the annals of culinary history. I have done my best to recount the events faithfully, but let me assure you, the truth is stranger than any fiction I could ever concoct. So, prepare yourself, dear reader, for a journey into the absurd. As you turn these pages, remember: no noodle is ever just a noodle, and sometimes, the simplest ideas can spiral completely out of control. Bon appétit... and good luck. Yours in tangled ambition, Barnaby Twiddlepot Inventor, accidental calamity maker, and reluctant chronicler of the Great Spaghetti Incident.
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Arsol (Username: Hakkun) is your average eighteen-year-old tech nerd; he reads cliche light novels, plays video games (way too many), studies for exams, and he programs! Does he have friends? A social life, maybe? Nah, he’s an anti-social whose inner monologues revolve around how humans suck. He’s the type who blames the world for his problems: edgy, angsty, emo— thinks he’s smarter than everyone and has answers for the world’s crisis. Gotta give it to him, though, he a young talent at whatever he does. His skills for programming, gaming (FPS) as well as studying makes up for the fact that he’s an arse. So much so, that he stops going to school altogether and locks himself in his room, he’d rather be with his computer. Because Arsol is on a mission! He’s been collaborating with online strangers who are all equally gamers and computer nerds, who understand him, and who all have this idea to make this steampunk/dieselpunk game called ‘Hero of Emberstein.’ Now, Arsol won’t lie, he’s obsessed. Being one of the co-creators, he finds himself adding features and details he’d want in an MMORPG. The only thing he dislikes is the customizable character features; he never understands such a personalized activity. He prefers Gacha. After 3 years, the game is finally available for beta testing, his 7 online co-creators are all ready to click the play button. But little does Arsol know, he would for real be in the game, like in person, like ISEKAI-ed, like he could die, for real for real. What's worse is, everyone who clicked the play button for the beta test, has also been Isekaied. So like, maybe over a thousand or more? Arsol thinks it’s his fault innocent players are getting transmigrated into HIS game, because he remembers that he removed the 'EXIT' button as a harmless malfunctioning prank-- turned deadly?! Oops. Journey along with Arsol as he hides his identity as the creator, the culprit, and the administrator. And that time he finds out his 6 online friends are all here as well, but where?! Who?! UGH, THIS IS WHY HE HATES CUSTOMIZABLE CHARACTERS! ( I DO, IN FACT, OWN THE COVER )
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"Young Madam, I know just the way to deal with that shameless lady." "Tell me how." "Simple, all you need to do is pick up your phone, call the Young Master, and fake some tears. Then, you just scare him with, ‘I want a divorce.’" "Huh? How... how is that possible? I can't do that! What if he really divorces me? I don’t want a divorce!" "Aiya... Young Madam, you are too much of an angel. Trust me, Young Master will definitely not want a divorce. He'll submit to your requests in order to avoid losing you. he deeply loves you" "Is... is that true?" "Yes, Young Madam." "If... if he decides to divorce me, I... I will back down, okay?" "And I am willing to take the blame." "Okay... tell me what to do." ... "Hello?" Sniff... sniff... "What happened, wife? Who bully you? Why are you crying?" Sniff... sniff... "Tell me what happened, darling." "Ray... Raymond, I... I..." "What is it? Who dared to bully you?" "Raymond... I... I want a divorce! I... want to divorce you!" "Impossible! That’s impossible; we can never divorce! Never!" "I... I insist, I don’t want to live with her again. She... she pulled my hair, and it hurts so much. I am so miserable. She said she will make me feel like hell. I’m scared, please divorce me!" "Who exactly is this woman?" "Jasmine." "Just wait for me... I will be home tonight!" ... How is it, Young Madam?" "He really did not want a divorce!" "I told you so!" "But is it good to lie? She didn’t pull my hair." "Aiya, my angel Young Madam, don’t worry about that. What did the Young Master say?" "He said he’s coming tonight." "That’s the spirit! Come, Young Madam, I will do your makeup, and you will look like you are really bullied. When he comes back, you just have to lock yourself in the room and fake tears, okay?" "Will it be fine?" "Of course! Your acting skills are fantastic; everything will go well, and that Jasmine game will come to an end, haha!"
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