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Reborn into something new and in a new world, Morgana found herself with no memories about her past. She lost them when a powerful entity took pity on her and offered her the chance to be reborn in her own primitive world. A letter left by her past self told her about... well, nothing really. The old Morgana was glad when she learned that she would lose her memory due to being reborn as part of this deal. She accepted without hesitation, especially after the powerful entity explained everything in detail. “WHAT!” Morgana exclaimed, reading the letter. “We’re both BIG perverts! And what do you mean by spreading my legs and pushing out many babies?” “EXPLAIN!” Reborn with stunning silver hair, crimson eyes, and a Futa, Morgana now belonged to a new race called Breeder. Follow the journey of Morgana as she tries to survive in this primitive world, with a LOT of Breeding. … [Warning: This story contains heavy R-18 sexual content, including pregnancy, futanari, Incest, breeding, and more. Read at your own risk.] Support: patreon.com/Midnight_Paradox Discord: https://discord.gg/NBqGDtmxnp

What would you do if you were born as a vampire? And what would you do when your overpowered vampire mother is obsessed with you? Well, Mark is experiencing exactly that. He died while cycling to his university when truck-kun hit him, sending him off to reincarnate.  He was shocked at first when he learned that he was now a vampire, and more shocked when he learned how obsessive his mother is.  Everyone is scared of yanderes, especially if it is one close to you. But is being loved by one really a bad thing?

MC is bisexual Amelia is dead. Her spirit pet brought her to another world and threw her nascent soul into the body of a dying adopted Wang family's second young master. Unfortunately for him, his adopted sister is a reborn soul who knows that in the future he will torture his entire family for not loving him. Wang Ning is the Wang family's only daughter. She has a boyfriend who will fall for the heroine of the original work and leave her to share the powerful heroine with her elder brother along with a few others. In the novel the heroine who was previously ugly and poor, awakens the power to control the dead. The original heroine is not a delicate flower but a powerful woman who rises with the change. She can turn zombies into her own skeleton army as long as they are not more powerful than her. Her face that was previously hideous because of a large birthmark is purified by her power to control the dead. It is an innate aura that is accumulated in her body over time and then she can send it out to control the minds of the dead. This energy is very good for her and cleans her system making her as beautiful as a goddess. This is partly why men are willing to share her in the apocalyse.

Neris Truide was born with the legendary purple jewel eyes of the ancient warrior Elandria. Despite this, her peers at the noble academy bully her mercilessly, destroying her self-esteem. Adopted by the wealthy and powerful duke Elandria because of her jewel eyes, Neris eventually marries Crown Prince Abelus―only to be pushed aside for his mistress Megara, who led the bullying at school. Neris's life ends at age thirty when she is poisoned by her adoptive sister Valentin. However, instead of dying, she wakes up back at age twelve with her memories of her previous life intact. Enrolled at the academy once more, she sets about exacting revenge on those who ostracized, assaulted, and ultimately murdered her. But she didn't expect that in this life, she'd cross paths with Cledwyn Maindulante, the cunning future ruler of the north. As a determined Neris sets out to make her enemies suffer―and prevent her murder―will Cledwyn turn out to be a dangerous foe, or her closest ally ever?

A young adult woman runs away from home one early morning about a month after she turns eighteen in order to once and for all escape the constant mental, emotional, and physical abuse of her father, and the unconventional lifestyle that came with living under his roof that resulted in a controlling and dysfunctional family dynamic throughout the immediate family. As she takes small steps of her own to start her own life, Kathryn learns just how complex the outside world can be, what with knowing who to call your friends, the dating scene, mental health issues, and keeping oneself safe from danger, regardless of what form it takes. With each passing experience, Kathryn writes journal entries to her mother, detailing her experiences, the life she wanted to have, and an ultimate wish in the end. Dearest Mother is a tale about complex behaviors, feelings, and decisions, that are seldom talked about in today's world.

Lexi sat on the floor, tears streaming down her face. Noah quietly entered the room and walked over to her. Without a word, he pulled her into a gentle hug. "Don’t cry anymore, Lexi," he whispered softly. "It’s not your fault that one of the twins is missing. We’ll find her, I promise. One day, we will." But Lexi’s pain erupted. She snapped angrily, pushing him away. "You always say that! But I can’t keep going on like this. It hurts so much! I’m a mother now, Noah, and it tears me apart not knowing where my other twin is. Is she okay? Is she happy? Has she eaten? I don't know anything, and it’s killing me." Noah stood up and moved to stand beside her. She was staring out the window, lost in her sorrow. "I'm a dad too, Lexi," he said quietly, his voice thick with emotion. Lexi turned to face him, regret in her eyes. "I’m sorry for pushing you. I’m just so sad. I didn’t get to see her. I didn’t get the chance to hold her, to say goodbye... It hurts more than I can bear." Noah reached out, taking her hands in his. "I’m here now, Lexi. Don’t cry anymore. I’ll be with you, we’ll get through this together, dear."

Tags: Comedy, Action, Romance, School Life, Adventure, Slice of Life, Reincarnation, Transmigration, Martial Arts, Magic, Genius Protagonist, Ugly Male Lead, Fat Male Lead, Handsome Male Lead, Character Progression, Worshipped MC, Mysterious Past, Heartwarming, Beautiful Female Lead, Clingy Lover, Weak to Strong, Loved MC, Rich Protagonist, Famous Protagonist. Damian Is A Magician Who Meets His End When He Receives Death From The Celestials after Corrupting Hell. Then, As A Final Gift By The Will Of The Universe, He Gets Reincarnated In The Body Of Torao Takabe 16 Years Old Lolicon Enjoyer. So He Has To Rebuild This Body And Become Stronger So That He Can Fulfil His Wishes... Or At Least This Was His Plan. Torao Takabe Aliases: NTR king The Cucker, The Cuckmaker #1 Dick Mindbreak world record holder Mason Liu Satan's Seat Warmer Occupation / Titles: Grand NTR Fiend Affiliation: Seggs With Little Girls, The C-word, Doctor Eggman (one time at a con) Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejUcnpwNDLs&t=11s Prologue In volume 0 And also, please tell me about any mistake in the novel, NO MATTER HOW SMALL IT IS. There will also be a system later.

Maxwell is a professional sugar baby and otaku that got transported into a NTR eroge as the fat and ugly antagonist. [Ding! Thr Heroine Capturing System is online!] [The Main Character is Skinny and annoying as f*ck! Make him pay for this!!!] ]Daily Mission: Make 5 people consider Rope Maxing[ [Reward: + 3 centimeters in height] ]Daily Mission: Mog at least 3 people with A+ in looks[ [Reward: + 4 months of natural tren] "Elixirs? Nah I am all natural!" "He is 54 kg 5'3 ugly Ectomorph, how can he even attract women?" "100 Squats? Training legs? Are you right in the head?" "How dare you be femboy. Do you know how much testosterone you are wasting." "Hiding my power? No way I am hiding those things." Watch Max as he dominates the world of talent and cheat abilities with only the power of self improvement. ........................................................................ No BrainRot (NO yuri, NTR or Yaoi)

Alexandra "Alex" Thompson, a successful businesswoman in her late 20s, has it all - a thriving career, a supportive group of friends, and a comfortable lifestyle. But her life takes an unexpected turn when she discovers she's pregnant after a one-night stand. As Alex navigates the challenges of unexpected motherhood, she must confront her own emotions, desires, and sense of identity. Meanwhile, she meets Ethan, the baby's father, who is eager to be involved in their child's life. As they work together to prepare for the baby's arrival, Alex and Ethan grow closer, and their mutual attraction becomes harder to ignore. But with their differences in background, values, and expectations, can they make their relationship work? "Mother by Chance" is a heartwarming, emotional journey of self-discovery, love, and the true meaning of family.

[ Gang War | The Series ] I screamed when he pushed me against the wall and raised my hands above my head, holding them tightly. "Who was the guy you were with yesterday, huh?" He asked, his voice low and dangerous. I could hear his teeth grinding as his jaw clenched. "Tell me!" He shouted, making me close my eyes in fear. "My classmate! He’s my classmate… Please, my hands… They hurt," I said, my voice trembling as tears welled up in my eyes. When he saw my tears, his expression softened. He let go of my hands and gently wiped my tears away. "Shhh. Shh, baby. I’m sorry. I’m sorry." I just sobbed and hugged him tightly. He stroked my back and kissed the top of my head. "Did I scare you?" He asked softly, still holding me in the same position. I shook my head in response. "Good. You should never be scared of me. You know I love you so much. I could never hurt you." I know. I know that. You could never hurt me. Not when you’re so obsessed with me.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

In the shadowed halls of Čachtice Castle, the infamous Countess Elizabeth Báthory’s dark reign ends, but her legacy is far from over. Through a forbidden ritual performed by a coven of powerful witches, her soul is transferred into an unborn child, ensuring her thirst for blood and power endures. The child, named Elizabeth, grows up unaware of the darkness within her. Raised by witches and later taken under the wing of the enigmatic Count and Countess Szabó at Bran Castle, she is taught the ways of magic, nobility, and seduction. But as Elizabeth matures, she begins to experience an insatiable hunger for blood and an inexplicable pull toward the dark forces shaping her destiny. As she struggles to reconcile the innocent girl she once was with the monstrous power awakening inside her, Elizabeth discovers she is the key to an ancient prophecy that will change the course of humanity. Torn between love, betrayal, and her own bloodlust, she must decide whether to embrace her vampiric nature or fight against the darkness threatening to consume her. Mother of Vampires is a spellbinding tale of power, destiny, and the eternal battle between light and shadow, where the choices of one woman will shape the future of both mortals and the undead.

Mother Celeste: Written By Darius Clayton In a world where fame is a double-edged sword, Celeste becomes a global phenomenon after her meteoric rise in the music industry. At just 24 years old, she is pulled into The Circle, an elite and secretive cult with sinister ties to the entertainment industry. Her fame soars, but at a steep price—her freedom, her body, and the sacrifices of the life she once envisioned for herself. Over the years, Celeste battles the trappings of power and control, forging fragile connections with those around her. Her younger sister, Rollie, becomes a rising star in her own right, but at the cost of her own dreams of family. Her estranged husband, Liam, fights to love her despite the insurmountable wall of secrets dividing them. And Eleanor Vaughn, a mysterious woman with complete control over Celeste’s career, proves to be both her benefactor and greatest tormentor. Through devastating betrayals, hidden pregnancies, and the unbearable weight of her decisions, Celeste learns the painful truth: she will always be bound to the life she created, one of sacrifices and shadows. When Marcus and Julian, figures from her past, return to reveal shocking secrets, Celeste’s tenuous grasp on her world begins to unravel. As she pens her Pop Rock masterpiece, In Circles, Celeste attempts to reclaim her voice and identity, even as The Circle tightens its grip. Her fame reaches unprecedented heights, rivaling the likes of Michael Jackson, but it comes with the crushing realization that she is both a legend and a prisoner of her own creation. Spanning a decade, Mother Celeste explores themes of power, love, sacrifice, and self-acceptance. In the end, Celeste is left standing as a symbol of resilience and survival in the face of impossible choices. Her life, riddled with tragedy and triumph, is both an inspiration and a cautionary tale. Her journey is one of strength and sorrow, proving that even in the darkest corners of fame, there is a light to be found in embracing one’s true self.

"Kids, have I ever told you the story of how I met your mother?" "Yes, dad over a gazillion times..." "No no, how about this time we start from the very beginning. So, get comfortable." The two youths rolled their eyes sighing as they adjusted themselves. "It all began with..."

Yang Chen was reborn and became the brainless villain in the novel, and had already forged a grudge with the Child of Destiny. He knew very well that he could not kill the male protagonist, so he decisively chose to save his life. Take the initiative to remove the cold poison from the male protagonist’s mother. But after a month of getting along, the two of them struck up a romance. A year later, the child was born. Yang Chen originally thought that now that he had a child, Junior Brother Lin Yan would not embarrass him for the sake of his mother and brother. But I didn’t think about it. [The host’s son was born, plundering his brother, the male protagonist’s destiny, of three thousand points of luck! ] [The Big Villain System is officially activated! ] Yang Chen was helpless, this damn system came at the perfect time! Isn’t this forcing me to deal with Junior Brother Lin Yan? You know, I am his stepfather now!

Mohit Patel who went from being an Ordinary Man To An Extraordinary Person. The Store of the birth of the Richest man on the Earth.

Jillian is the story of a devoted wife and mother—a brilliant 48-year-old woman who has, for years, shelved her own aspirations, dedicating herself to her husband’s literary dreams and the upbringing of their son, Jonathan. However, when a buried truth emerges, the careful equilibrium of her world is disrupted, breaking apart the fragile calm she had so painstakingly preserved. What follows is a journey steeped in betrayal and laden with the weight of the forbidden. I welcome you to Jillian's world, where morality blurs, and the unthinkable—adultery, incest, blackmail, and depravity—comes to life.

A young, unassuming man named Ethan, an avid fantasy novel reader, was abruptly thrust into the world of his favorite game, 'Light Of Solarius'. But this wasn't the world he knew. He found himself inhabiting the body of the series' primary antagonist, the perverted hated second prince of the Kingdom of Solarius, Alexander Solheart. Exiled from the kingdom, Arthur embarks on a perilous journey, training his body and mind. He learns to harness the raw power of his monstrous form, mastering various techniques, to be the strongest mysterious character of the game world. So, Now lets embarck on the journey of Alexander Solaris together!!!

a 3rd generation man Evan died of after being shoot got transported to a weird world full of challenges, Evan continued to grow stronger by facing many challenges allong the way.

After a devastating tragedy, a mother is forced to navigate a world where power, influence, and corruption protect those who have wronged her. Struggling to find justice through the legal system, she embarks on a dangerous path of her own making, driven by love, grief, and a relentless desire for revenge. As she unravels a web of deceit, she must confront her darkest instincts in order to bring those responsible to account, no matter the cost.

When you are alone in a ranking world, the only ones you can trust are you and yourself. I tell this to myself as a sign of affection, just a few words to keep me calm and fulfill my revenge against those who wish my death. Especially my fiance who was engaged to me for disturbing reasons. ************* Evelyn Denwar, The only Duchess of Laden has to face the tragic death of her parents at a young age. She now seems determined to kill whoever shed her parent's blood, even if it included her fiance but will Evelyn kill for her revenge, will she see the suffering of others for her desire, and what about her fiance, what deal does she make with him to annul her engagement.

well my life as a simple girl that like boyish things,hate attention and being someone who don't like doys. I'm camalina Alex who girls don't want to stay with in the same line course I steal their limelight. why didn't they ask me or will they blame me? it sucks and I hate it. while Llewellyn the cold and domineering CEO that is mark in business world as someone who hate girls and hate there presence. dealing with his company and being the calm one having two younger siblings with cousin and uncles and aunts big family with troubles but in his family where his parents lives it was peaceful and they like each other. falling in love with his old lover again after she survive the accident. will camalina acknowledge his love and return his feelings or will she abandoned him and walk away, face with the her past life and being hunted, add with the problem of the man she love and his fiencee will she turn on her heals and face those problems till the end and get a happy after with him or get separated before they get married, "will you be mind camalina Azazel. said Llewellyn.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

If life were predictable,it would cease to be life and be without flavor. - Eleanor Roosevelt The things I used to dread ended up happening to me,my life isn't what I expected it to be but here I am trying every single day even though it's hard.

In a world of filled with mysteries clouded with thick shadows, Atlas, a sixteen-year-old boy, discovers his own shadow elemental abilities. When his mother is abducted by the sinister Nightshade Syndicate, Atlas sets out on a mission to rescue her. With the help of enigmatic allies like Raven, he navigates dangerous streets and uncovers dark secrets. As Atlas delves deeper, he realizes that his journey is not just about saving his mother, but also about uncovering his true destiny