Blow Job Drunk

Johan Anderson, a high school teenager in Japan, along with his classmates, is suddenly summoned to another world by an empire that needs a hero to win the war. Each student gets a job that determines their abilities, but Johan gets a job that seems strange and useless: 'Modern Soldier'.

Kaelon Blackthorn, a man crushed by poverty and ridicule, is handed an ancient key by a mysterious old man, who claims it unlocks a doorway to another world. Drunk and hopeless, Kaelon uses the key by accident and wakes up in the world of Thalindor. In this new world, Kaelon must learn to wield magic, protect himself and fight enemies who seeks the key for their own purposes. Will he become Thalindor's savior from evil people or will he let the key and the power it gives corrupts him?

Under the merciless suppression of his brother-in-law, son-in-law Liu Zhizhong faced an uncertain career. When he returned home drunk and entered the bedroom, he was shocked to discover that the person lying on the bed was not his wife, but...

Nach der Katastrophe wurden alle Regeln der Welt neu geschrieben. Im Zeitalter des Schwarzen Eisens wurden Stahl, Eisen, Dampfmaschinen und Kampfkraft zu den entscheidenden Faktoren, von denen die Menschen abhingen, um zu überleben. Ein einfacher Junge namens Zhang Tie wurde von den Glücksgöttern auserwählt und bekam einen kleinen Baum geschenkt, der ständig verschiedene wunderbare Früchte hervorbringen konnte. Zur gleichen Zeit wurde Zhang Tie in die Flammen des Krieges geworfen, eines dreihundertjährigen Krieges zwischen Menschen und Dämonen auf dem leeren Kontinent. Wenn man Kristalle benutzt, um das Potenzial des menschlichen Körpers anzuzapfen, muss man sich kultivieren, um stärker zu werden. Die spannenden Legenden mysteriöser Clans, die Geheimnisse orientalischer Fantasien, zahlreiche Schätze und Vermächtnisse in der unterirdischen Welt - all das findet sich in der Burg des Schwarzen Eisens! Dieser von Drunk Tiger geschriebene Roman ist ein Paradebeispiel für Fantasy-Steampunk. Lassen Sie uns gemeinsam durch die Welt der unbegrenzten Möglichkeiten und Erfindungen reisen! ------ **Warnung: Dieser Roman enthält nicht jugendfreie Inhalte**

The abandoned infant Wang Xiaoshuai was adopted by the old rogue from a young age. When he grew up, he became the foremost villager of Wanmin Village, leading the villagers to wealth and prosperity, forging a legendary life!

"I swear I will make them pay with everything I have. I will use my very own blood to sign the documents that will end them if I must!” To Champagne Gold, life was always like a fast-moving truck with no brakes and a drunk driver, one she couldn't avoid. At the age of five, she lost her parents in a helicopter crash. Life after that was one problem to another but she held on... until her grandfather passed away as well. With his death came the loss of her position of CEO and her hard-earned shares. As if that was not enough, she was served with divorce papers and the revelation of her husband's adultery with her cousin. Dealt with one too many blows, Champagne sought to end it all. Perhaps she could be reincarnated or whisked away to another world like the books she read before, but that was not to be. Instead, a mysterious man entered her life. "Rather than escape like a coward, I can give you the power and resources to carry out your revenge. I have but one condition―marry me.” Champagne held her lips between her teeth and took the offer. However, just when she believed her new life was going smoothly, she found out another painful secret. One more painful than any she had discovered before. She had undergone a uterus removal procedure and she didn't even know it. Now Champagne is more determined than ever to get revenge on everyone who wronged her. She would do and give everything to make them pay for taking away something so precious from her.

Global changes have occurred, the world has turned into a game, and strange monsters are raging all over the world. To become stronger and to resist disasters. Everyone is changing classes and moving up their ranks like crazy. Some people become wizards in their first transformation, while others become professional thunder warriors in their second transformation. But Ling Zhan did the opposite. First, he chose a non-professional class and added the blue bar to all attribute points. “It's crazy. I don't have a class. All I have are low-level skills before I change classes. How can I fight in the later stages? What's the use of the blue bars? It can't increase combat effectiveness. It's really funny...” However, when the battle occurs, Level 3 Thunder Warrior: “I'm shocked, non-professionals are so strong?” A certain third-level Elf Queen: “Infinite blue bars, invincible in one-on-one combat, No. 1 in team battles, how can we fight like this?”

Sebagai manusia biasa, Luo Xingzhou dibunuh oleh Binatang Stellar dalam Survival Live Show. Namun, rohnya secara tidak sengaja melakukan perjalanan melalui ruang dan waktu menuju dunia non-manusia dan mendarat di Bunga Kanibal. Beberapa ratus tahun kemudian, dia melakukan perjalanan kembali ke dunia sebelumnya. Dan dia kembali ke momen kritis di Survival Live Show. Kemudian dia menjadi satu-satunya Bunga Kanibal yang ganas di Kekaisaran Antarbintang. Hanya dengan menghisap, dia bisa menjadi semakin kuat. Ketika Luo Xingzhou pertama kali bertemu Feng Zhan, gagasan pertama yang muncul di benaknya adalah bahwa pria ini sepertinya enak. Luo Xingzhou berpikir, 'Aku ingin menghisapnya! Feng Zhan, '...'

Kyran Hunter lived in a world where magic existed, and eldritch beings roamed the universe. Hell, the Rings of Saturn were alive, and singular people could blow up planets! He came into this magic late, due to a crippling defect. But that defect became a strength. And strength is all you need in a world like this. Especially when the infinite horrors of this dark plane are nothing compared to the horrors festering in the Minds of those who rule it. And those demented gods thirst for his blood.

The story centers around a character who, after dying in his previous life, is reincarnated into a new world, only to find himself in a school setting that serves as a training ground for magical abilities and otherworldly skills. However, he doesn't get a typical or glamorous role like the others in the academy. Instead, he lands a "fake" job, which becomes a source of both comedy and unexpected development.

Drinking a thousand cups alone won't make you drunk, and the imperial sword flies into the sky. Laughing at the long journey of the mortal world, from heaven to earth, Ren Xiaoyao- A dark bellied man with a natural skill in the game - Super Clone, travels to a cultivation world called Zhongzhou Continent to see how Jiang Ning, with two identities, portrays a seductive cultivation life!!!

Anabelle has always dreamed of finding love, but when her mate, Kaden, cruelly rejects her, her world begins to unravel. Heartbroken and lost, she questions if she'll ever find the love she’s always wanted—or if she’s destined to remain alone forever. Can she heal from this devastating blow, or will the pain of rejection define her future?

As the winds of time and change blow throughout the many worlds within the galaxy, a man and his tiny crew must grow to become leaders of a prosperous civilization to fight against extinction brought upon them by an unknown virus that closely resembles a hive mind. The man unbeknownst to himself becomes the hope of a new generation.

Après la Catastrophe, chaque règle du monde fut réécrite. À l'Ère du Fer Noir, l'acier, le fer, les moteurs à vapeur et la force de combat sont devenus le pivot sur lequel les êtres humains devaient s'appuyer pour survivre. Un garçon du peuple nommé Zhang Tie a été choisi par les dieux de la fortune et s'est vu offrir un petit arbre capable de produire constamment divers fruits merveilleux. En même temps, Zhang Tie fut jeté dans les flammes de la guerre, une guerre de trois cents ans entre les humains et les démons sur le continent désert. Utilisant des cristaux pour exploiter les potentiels du corps humain, il faut cultiver pour devenir plus fort. Les légendes palpitantes de clans mystérieux, les secrets des fantasmes Orientaux, d'innombrables trésors et héritages dans le monde souterrain — Tout cela au Château de Fer Noir ! Écrit par Tigre Ivre, ce roman est un exemple parfait de fantasy steampunk. Laissons-nous voyager à travers le monde des possibilités et des inventions illimitées ensemble ! ------ **Attention : Ce roman contient du contenu pour adultes**

While drunk, I ended up taking the heroine’s first time in a romance fantasy Novel. [This novel does not belong to me; all rights belong to its author. I merely translating it.]

Sora was once a normal kid. After his life changed from an incident his life went downhill up until the moment of his death. some random dude named Steven Magee once said, “true freedom is achieved through death.” This quote applied to Sora better than most would have expected… or so you would think. For Sora death only came with more responsibility, as after he died he was reborn in Konoha as a ninja graduating from the ninja academy. a new adventure awaiting around the corner with new responsibilities keeping him on his toes. _______ There will more than likely be no Harem and there most likely won’t be any smut especially since I’m not sure which route I will take on romance. The fic will not have Yaoi or any NTR, if I do ramance sex scenes would only be implied since I don’t want to loose focus on the actual plot like the many horny writers out there do. For that same reason there will not be any harem since writers who write harem fics tend to focus more on harem building than they do on the actual plot or growth of non female side characters. ____ last note: This isn’t my first attempt at writing a fanfiction but the first fanfiction I have decided to try and commit to. I can’t make any promises on quality but rest assured the only reason I haven’t wrote before is because I care about the quality. most of my issues with writing stem from overthinking something or trying to follow too close to cannon. my goal for the story is break both of those habits. try not to flame me too much in the comments.

For Thalia, monster-hunting is just a job. Until she unknowingly slays a demon. That's when she realized not all the job can't be done by herself.

As the unknown man delivers a blow that might be his last, the boy discovers a truth darker than any he could imagine, leading him on a journey to 2013, two years before the tragedy began. What lies ahead will challenge everything he believes about fate, resilience, and the very essence of survival.

"Challenger! stop putting weird thoughts into the MC's head!" "Eh, don't worry about it, system. i'm just adding spice into his journey." "Adding spice, my ass! blowing up the academy is straight up manic!" Disclaimer: cover art is not mine

One day, James woke up after drunk then he argued with his girlfriend about how he doesn't want any kids while she wanted it. James was so disappointed that his girlfriend went to his bestfriend, Brian, and texted him about their breakups. After months, his girlfriend messaged him to meet again.

Ella Foster is a self-proclaimed genius, coffee addict, and all-around bookworm. But when she wakes up inside her favorite 1800s historical romance novel, she's not the beautiful heroine or even the fabulous villainess. Nope. She's Eleanor Fletcher, a 17-year-old orphaned commoner with zero importance to the story-a complete throwaway character. No grand destiny. No powerful connections. Just poverty, a bakery job, and shoes so uncomfortable they might be a crime. Armed with her modern-day knowledge and fueled by a mix of sheer determination and sarcasm, Ella decides she's not going to be just another background extra. She's got a plan: open a shop, create mind-blowing inventions, and maybe even introduce indoor plumbing (these people have no idea what they're missing). Filled with humor, heart, and a dash of romance, I've Been Novelled! is a fun, clever twist on the isekai genre, where one girl's genius inventions-and a touch of 21st-century sass-might just change the course of a very different history. NB ( I don't post on weekends)

Being betrothed at an early age, Mandy only knew Holmer has her husband to be all her life! tables turned when she was left for another woman, will she get over him and survive the huge blow?

Veronica Mars, a 30-year-old woman who works three jobs to support her lazy boyfriend Shane Casanova, just caught him cheating on her in her own apartment. Feeling devastated and heartbroken, she went to a bar and got drunk. There, she proposed to a random bartender to get married, not realizing that he was Elijah Casanova, her ex's boyfriend's uncle and a famous Business Tycoon.

In the vibrant world of *Blue Star*, where reality intertwines with gaming elements, Jimin Lightbringer stands at a crossroads of destiny as he prepares for his career awakening at No. 9 Senior High School. Amidst the excitement, anticipation, and rivalry, Jimin's dreams of becoming a formidable combat professional are about to be unleashed. When the awakening ceremony commences, Jimin, along with his classmates, faces the transformative moment that will define their futures. As they enter the glowing transfer formation, it becomes clear that the stakes have never been higher. Jimin hopes for a hidden or rare profession, but what he receives is even more remarkable—an A-Grade Summoner occupation, paired with an SSS Grade Talent known as *The Heart of the Truest Summoner*. This incredible talent allows him not only to summon but to double the number of his beasts and enhance their capabilities significantly. As Jimin activates his newfound powers, he astonishes his classmates by summoning two supreme-grade beasts from the Pokémon realm—*Latias* and *Latios*. These majestic creatures, with their powerful attributes and unique talents, instantly position Jimin among the elite of his class. However, his journey is just beginning. Alongside his powerful summons, Jimin discovers the allure of the *Inter-Realm Summoning System*, a unique tool that enables him to collect summoning cards, equipment, and consumables by defeating monsters in battles. This system opens doors to unimaginable possibilities and challenges, bringing him face to face with formidable foes and the complexities of growth. As he embarks on his training within the Goblin Forest Dungeon, Jimin confronts not only external monsters but also the darker aspects of ambition and rivalry. His friendships with Rayan, Layla, and Ali become tested as each seeks their own path to greatness, and envy simmers in the heart of those around him. Through victories and defeats, Jimin learns valuable lessons about camaraderie, responsibility, and the true meaning of strength. His quest is not just to rise as a powerful Summoner, but also to redefine what it means to be a hero in a world where both glory and darkness intertwine. Will Jimin embrace his legacy as the legendary Summoner, or will the challenges of rivalry and expectation consume him before he can realize his potential?

Nova Force grants extraordinary abilities. Follow the story as people battle monsters and villains, exploring mysterious realms. As stakes rise, they conquer inner demons, trust each other, and face thrilling adventures and uncover mind blowing mysteries. Valor and triumph await. Embrace your potential!

I was kill in a car accident and the drunk driver die with me We met god God tell us our death involve some curse We was sent to another world and He tried to kill me

#168 in popular in all-time. ----- Lu Zhen, celebrating his new job at a prestigious company as a computer programmer, got extremely drunk, and the next thing he knew, he had crossed over to the martial world. Luckily for him, he had also obtained the unbelievable [Level up] system. [You have overeaten.] [You acquired the Gluttony skill.] [You have slashed a saber 100,000 times.] [Saber mastery has reached level 10. It is evolving into....] [You have reached the limits of your body's potential.] [Your constitution is evolving...] [You have meditated.] [You have acquired the Talent skill.] While other cultivators faced countless difficulties, Lu Zhen only had to do fulfill certain condition to become stronger. From that moment on, Lu Zhen's journey began as a Great Demon King destined to conquer all beings. Join my Discord: https://discord.gg/g2WEFm86CY bonus chapter requirement: A super car or higher gift= 1 bonus ch. A super gift= 5 bonus ch. #Gore warning. This is my original novel. If you like the novel, support me with some gifts. It really motivates me a lot. Thanks. No NTR, no yuri, no yaoi. Credits to the AI for creating the profile picture.

Agma Gwabuha was a delinquent all his life. Always violent, he got a job that coincided with it, this job appeared right before the apocalypse, just like everyone else’s job. But he learned he was unique, he was able to evolve his job as a demon prince to become an even higher rank of demon. How will he handle his new power? Will he survive the apocalypse? read to find out

Laiza Danford has lived her entire life at the beck and call of her family, enslaved by the desire of their love attention. Always being compared and living in the shadows of her twin. Detested by all even by the one she hoped will be her escape from her damned fate only for every thing to blow up in her face, pushed to death she promises to come back to destroy.

Jaai was a deadbeat son-in-law who was considered a stain to the honor of the Hullervard family.... ..... Imagine you've been slaving away all your life to please your wife... Suddenly found her cheating on you. Due to the suddenness of the event and some unforseen circumstances, you lost your balance on the top of a staircase and fell to your death... death? A powerful system saves you and gives you another shot at life... First thing, you left the hospital and went running to your mother-in-law's house to report the infidelity. But boom... you were said to have lost your memory... that the impact of the fall must have made you lose your memory... How will you take your revenge? Fight with all your might to prove that you've not lost your memory? Or Accept their claim and pretend to have lost your memory? With a system on your side, how hard can it be to use pretense as a tool of revenge, as you JOB your way to UPPER ECHELON...?