What Did One Butt Cheek Say To The Other

A World ruled by kings one king attacked an small Village killing Sai family he vowed to free the village

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Marcus, a guard of a rich house, has been interested in a new game for sale called “Fantasia” because the functions were unusual for him. The system offered you three different class options tailored to your tastes or what you wanted to be. [Guardian of the capital] [Rare class]. A prestige position you will make sure that no monster or suspicious person passes the gates of the capital at any cost including your life. [This class can evolve]. [Dungeon guardian] [Rare class]. You make sure that no monster leaves the dungeon and that no adventurer passes without paying. [This class can evolve]. [Progressive guardian] [Rare class]. You will start from the bottom of a guard, but you will also be able to climb from the top of the guard job. [This class can evolve.] But the world of “Fantasia” was more than just hunting monsters, manufacturing monsters or waging great wars, you could say that it was child's play. This novel will contain several delicate issues.

In this world, magic flows through Veins — natural conduits in the body that channel raw energy called Resonance. Every individual is born with a unique Affinity, a subtle alignment that shapes how their Resonance manifests: fire, shadow, kinetic force, or rarer, unstable forms. Resonance is the invisible current of raw magical energy that courses through a person’s Veins — the internal pathways that conduct magical flow, similar to how blood carries oxygen. It’s not the spell itself, but the power behind it — like electricity before it’s channeled into machines. After a catastrophic magical incident during a practice duel, Seren Vael is left with a ruined reputation — and a mind that is no longer fully his. Everyone believes he simply lost control. Only Seren knows the truth: something else moved through him that day. A second soul. A presence that speaks in the quiet, stirs in dreams, and pulls at his magic like it was always meant to be theirs. As his Affinity warps and his control falters, Seren begins to change — emotionally, mentally, even physically. He was a side character. He still is. He just wanted to be left alone. …But fate, have other plans.

I was just another guy on Earth — broke, jobless, and bored. Then I woke up in a different world… …kneeling before the Empire’s most dangerous woman. Princess Asthia. Beautiful. Cunning. Untouchable. And now I’m her personal bodyguard. There's just one problem. A system popped into my head the moment I swore my oath: [Absolute Loyalty Pact Activated] - Any direct command from the Princess must be obeyed. - Disobedience results in pain, punishment… or death. - Obedience rewards EXP, skills, and system perks. At first, it was simple: guard her. Serve her. Kill for her. But then her orders changed. “Undress me.” “Join me in bed.” “Make me forget I’m royalty tonight.” Now I’m caught between survival and seduction, loyalty and desire.

'If I have to modify my status then I would start with my two wishes: Strength and women.' '99 points to strength and with it I would fulfill my first wish, and not only that, but by using my strength I will be able to obtain a lot of money and, with it, women.' '[Reset Status Points]' 'Mentally pressing the reset button changed all my status points to just one attribute…' 'Intelligence!' '"I'll tell you why you should keep that slave for me until I buy her…"' 'Feeling smarter than ever I used every possible argument to convince the slave dealer not to sell that slave until I had the money to buy her. After all…' 'That slave is not only beautiful, she also has [Masochist] in her state!' 'I must buy her!' Note: Explicit sexual content begins in chapter 21. If you want to support, you can at: https://www.patr eon.com/finlegost There you can find chapters in advance. Release schedule: Wednesday

"You can cage me, but you can never tame me." She moved closer to him, her eyes wide as she glared at him prepared to spit her venom, "I Althea Williams will never love you." *** Meet Althea Williams, a brazen but naive human girl who only came of age recently and was ready to wed her beloved. As a young girl, all she was taught was how to be a good wife to her betrothed, the prince. An idea she hated but have come to accept as she had fallen madly in love with him just like every other girl in Ravenshore kingdom. Her dream was simple. Get married to the prince, become the next queen of Ravenshore, have as many kids as her womb could carry, and live happily ever after with her king by her side. Never did she imagine a day will come when all the beautiful dreams she had would crash in front of her when the most powerful alpha will claim her as his mate. Worse he already had a mate, which means she was the SECOND WIFE. Unacceptable! He must let her go, she would do everything to make that happen. He should better be prepared, for all those years she spent learning decorum will be thrown out the window and she would unleash the very demon her mother always termed as "unlike lady-like" on him. *** To avoid his mate, Alpha Nathaniel journeyed to the human kingdom for a festival. He was getting bored with the number of people sucking up to him and was about to leave but then… MATE! His wolf jumped excitedly. His wolf was barely excited when they recognized their first mate. So there you have it, your first polygamous Alpha or is there more to it than what meets the eyes? *** He wanted her, she hated him. Watch as Alpha Nathaniel tries to win the heart of his second mate while she makes things difficult for him in the worst way possible.

Every person sees the world through their own lens. The same question can lead to countless different answers — shaped by age, experience, and emotions. In this interactive series, I ask one thought-provoking question each day. Readers from all walks of life share their personal thoughts. My goal is to collect these voices and understand how different age groups think, feel, and respond to the same idea. Join the journey. Share your truth. Let’s discover the wisdom hidden in our everyday thoughts. *This is an interactive non fiction/ essay style series.

Jihun Park has never needed words. The youngest heir to the Park empire carries his father’s intensity and his mother’s quiet resilience—but none of their hard-won ease with love. Where Jae spoke through actions and Mira through stubbornness, Jihun simply doesn’t speak at all. Until her. Lee Nari doesn’t have time for brooding heirs with pretty eyes and a strawberry milk addiction. A scholarship student at Seoul National’s elite business program, she’s too busy clawing her way out of her family’s debts to decode the silent boy who watches her like she’s the only person in the room. But when a class project forces them together, Nari discovers the truth: Jihun isn’t quiet because he’s arrogant. He’s quiet because he’s terrified—of the legacy he carries, of the words that won’t come, of becoming a ghost in his own story. And Nari? She’s never been afraid to speak her mind.

One day, while on her way to school, Isa gets into a horrible accident. What should've been a miracle of a recovery, ends up being the beginning of a series of unfortunate events in Isa's life. She should've been showered with love, with everyone holding her tight, so why does she feel the least loved she's ever felt in her entire life? [Warning: This short story contains content that may be emotionally triggering and exhausting for readers.]

For nine years, he’s been the king of awkward side-glances and silent admiration, hopelessly crushing on her, Mabel Dorothea, from afar. Now, with just nine days before school ends, this socially anxious high schooler, Eric Russel, has to do the unthinkable: actually talk to her. Armed with sweaty palms, zero experience, and a ticking clock, he’s about to embark on the most nerve-wracking mission of his life. Will he find the guts to confess, or will his inner monologue keep roasting him into silence? "Thinking of her... She would either become my wife or my biggest heartbreak"

Kimberly est secrètement amoureuse de Jordan Collins, un célèbre basketteur de son lycée, depuis un bon moment. Sa fascination pour lui est telle qu'elle le stalkait assidûment sur tous les réseaux sociaux, que ce soit Facebook, Snapchat, TikTok ou même Tinder. Son obsession est si profonde qu'elle avait même choisi "Jordanlebg" comme mot de passe Wifi, un choix qui s'est retourné contre elle lorsque son voisin a réussi à pirater son ordinateur pour se connecter à son réseau. Mais là n’est pas le pire, son voisin en question se trouve être le meilleur ami de Jordan, et il a maintenant un accès privilégié à la vie de Kimberly et sait presque tout sur ses sentiments pour Jordan. Face à cette situation délicate, Kimberly se demande quoi faire. Devrait-elle prendre le risque de révéler ses sentiments à Jordan au risque d’être rejetée ou devrait-elle garder son secret pour elle-même ? "- Et puis, putain, je te jure que si tu lui dis, je porte plainte pour piratage informatique. - Et moi pour harcèlement. Je suis sûr que ça intéresserait les flics de savoir que tu stalkes les gens. C’est à se demander si tu n'as pas une photo nue de lui. - Ah, ta gueule !", meugle-t-elle, énervée. Bradley glousse, son regard moqueur se pose sur elle alors qu'il s'humecte lentement les lèvres, laissant planer un suspense taquin dans l'air chargé d'électricité. - Ça fait combien de temps que tu es amoureuse de lui?" lance-t-il, un sourire narquois aux lèvres, cherchant à percer le mystère qui entoure les sentiments de la jeune fille. - D-deux ans," répond-elle du tac au tac, sa voix légèrement tremblante trahissant une émotion contenue depuis trop longtemps. Et là, c'est la goutte d'eau qui fait déborder le vase. Bradley éclate de rire, un rire contagieux qui résonne dans la pièce, secouant son corps de spasmes incontrôlables. Puis, soudain, son expression se fait plus sérieuse, son regard plongeant dans celui de la jeune fille avec une intensité troublante. - Merde, t'as quel âge, 15 ans?" lance-t-il, mêlant moquerie et incrédulité, avant d'être interrompu par un soupire agacé de la part de Beverly , qui réplique avec une pointe d’énervement: "Vas te faire foutre!" - Mais plus sérieusement, tu es mignonne et tout, mais..." Il s'interrompt, la dévisageant d'un air critique, son regard balayant son apparence de haut en bas avec une franchise désarmante . "Mais je ne pense pas que Jordan serait intéressé par une fille qui porte encore une culotte Hello Kitty," lâche-t-il finalement, pointant du doigt un détail embarrassant que la jeune fille n'avait pas remarqué. Instinctivement, elle baisse les yeux sur son pantalon, réalisant avec horreur qu'elle a oublié de refermer sa fermeture éclair. Son visage s'empourpre instantanément, trahissant son embarras dans un éclat de rouge vif qui contraste avec la gravité de la situation.

"What is Life?" Dietrich asked himself as he saw himself at Death's door. He never knew the answer to that question and this question changed his whole life. "I will show you." a mysterious voice said. Come and join Dietrich as he unfolds countless adventures and stories that he must go though to attain his answer to the question he has been asking his whole life. [Disclaimer: This novel does NOT have the intention to discriminate any people and any religion. Entertainment purposes only.]

Who says you can't love someone while also feeling hate? Who says a person’s name must be tied to their family? Who says love has to come easily? Who says you should always rely on your family? Who says who is bad and who is good in this world? Who says your voice can't bring pleasure to others? Who says friends are just friends? Who says a broken promise can't be fixed over time? Who says your closest friend always puts you first? Who says a dream can't turn into a nightmare? Who says the best strategy can’t backfire? Who says a ring is just an accessory? Who says you can't love someone so deeply that you'd sacrifice everything for them, even yourself…? Who says legal mafias don't exist anymore? No one can tell you what’s right or wrong...

A girl without a family, except her imaginary friend that became real to her one day. Where exactly? In another universe within a mirror.

I am trying to learn writing on my own. So I am writing this book, which will be me drawing inspirations from others' work. - In the beginning I don't think my work will be much different from the sources. But don't get me wrong, I will never copy the characters and their story. I will be making my own characters, and the morale and ideas might not always follow what the writer of their works intended. - At the end of each story I will credit the source. Do check out I you want.

"JUST SAY NOTING" is about the main character "Jeffrey Butgenland", an officer of the Parallel Secret Operations Unit who has to live in a parallel world. His existence is disguised by his uninterested job as a flower delivery man, allowing him to access any place he wants, even a woman's bedroom! With tools from the future, kissing someone is easier than ever. Clothes, hair, and chest, are you ready to squeeze them to your heart's content!? If you are, follow Jeffrey!

The whole world was flooded by creatures of unknown origins and began killing millions. Ronan Ramos, a 17 year old students, spends most of his summer vacation at their house, never going outside. He was asked by his mother to go out and buy some things. While outside, He saw people running from something and what he saw is a horror.

He fell asleep in his room—only to wake up in a different world. An eerie underground parking lot. A towering human face. A world with no exit, no logic, and no mercy. Li Chengyi was just an ordinary graduate when he found himself caught in the death grip of the "Blindspot"—a mysterious space that drags people in from reality without warning. Each time he falls asleep, he may enter it. Each time, he must survive. But one day, something changes. A flower blooms on his hand. And with it, comes power... Dive into a psychological survival horror where hope is a currency, and the wrong step means death.

Saints, emperors, and undying almightys are looking for me. trillions of spirit stones, divine cultivation script, weapons, and elixirs are for my head. This is a story of I Chen Yang , known as expose king by other . Journey from exposing mortals to immortal .

RISE OF THE PHOENIX She’s a diamond to him… but a jinx to others. “I want her,” said the aloof voice, slicing through the hushed murmurs of the grand hall. The Empress rose from her throne, fury flashing in her eyes. “Regent, isn’t that rude? This is my son’s coronation and wedding!” “That doesn’t stop me from getting what I want,” he replied, his voice cold, his gaze fixed like a predator who had already claimed his prize. A ripple of unease spread through the court. Who is he — this man feared even by kings? Who is she — the girl branded a jinx, yet desired by the kingdom’s most dangerous man? And why her? Some say fate favors the bold. Others say it toys with the cursed. In a world of crowns, betrayals, and buried secrets, one woman’s destiny could ignite a rebellion… or burn an empire to ash. Discover the truth in Rise of the Phoenix.