What Did One Butt Cheek Say To The Other

“I just wanted to find someone to marry why am I getting death threats and being poisoned what the hell!!”

Kaelon Blackthorn, a man crushed by poverty and ridicule, is handed an ancient key by a mysterious old man, who claims it unlocks a doorway to another world. Drunk and hopeless, Kaelon uses the key by accident and wakes up in the world of Thalindor. In this new world, Kaelon must learn to wield magic, protect himself and fight enemies who seeks the key for their own purposes. Will he become Thalindor's savior from evil people or will he let the key and the power it gives corrupts him?

[Host, host, I am the System, I can help you conquer the world and the witches with various personalities.] Xi Mu: Hmm... Isn't this an action game? When do we start slashing? [Right... This is an action game, but I suggest that the host also try to seduce the witches along the way, there are generous rewards.] Xi Mu: What rewards? [Of course, the perfect romantic experience!] Xi Mu: No need, I've already played through the romance plotlines. Now I just want to go on a rampage and speedrun the game.] [...]

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Paavna is your average Chennai girl: middle-class, top scorer in everything except English, and a part-time life coach for her two chaos-machine brothers. Her life is simple, predictable, and occasionally interrupted by bus conductors yelling, “Oru ticket thara ma!” But even in her sea of struggles, she holds on to one secret: a hopeless crush on her classmate Aadav since first standard. Why? No idea. It’s not like he handed her a crayon or something. It just...happened. Aadav, on the other hand, is living proof that money can’t buy happiness—or therapy. Abandoned by his parents for their shiny new families, he’s been stuck with an empty mansion, two nerdy besties, and a reputation for being too cool to care. Except, he does care—especially about a certain girl who refuses to crumble under the weight of life, unlike him. But his pride won’t let him admit he likes her, so he hides it the way all boys do: by pretending she doesn’t exist. When they finally get around to addressing the awkwardness between them, it becomes clear that their feelings have always been there—buried under layers of misunderstandings. Paavna: "You know, for someone who’s so smart, you’re really bad at this ‘love’ thing." Aadav: "And for someone who aces everything, you’re really bad at reading signals." Paavna: "Signals? What signals? I’m just waiting for you to say something sensible for once!"

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

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Theos a 13 year old boy with black hair awakens in a world teeming with untamed magic and colossal beasts, with no memory of who he is or where he came from. Stranded in a land both awe-inspiring and perilous, he is thrust into a journey of survival and self-discovery. As he struggles to navigate the harsh wilderness, fragments of a forgotten past begin to surface—clues to a destiny far greater than he could have imagined. Forced to move forward by the unforgiving demands of the world around him, Theos must uncover the truth of his existence while mastering the strange powers that stir within him. Along the way, he encounters allies, enemies, and cryptic figures who seem to know more about his origins than he does. With the balance of the magical realm at stake, Theos must face beasts, unravel ancient mysteries, and confront the shadow of his own past. Every step forward brings him closer to answers—but also closer to dangers that could reshape the fate of the world. In this epic tale of magic, beasts, and hidden truths, Theos’s path is not just one of survival but of uncovering a destiny he never chose yet cannot escape. words 1200-2000 Mc is a broken character that will change throughout the story of you don't like characters like that then don't read.

"I wish to have the highest intelligence possible, an intelligence that would allow me to perceive and thoroughly understand everything I see, even if superficially and only once, to the fullest, including strong points, weak points, and how to overcome them." Due to a mistake made by God, Ken is born with every type of perfect memory, but without anything else - he is weak, sickly, stupid, and unwanted. However, there was a saving grace - he made a friend, Leo. Leo would talk to him about hypothetical situations like what to say in case a genie granted him one wish. When Ken dies and God offers him one wish for his next life as compensation for his previous mistake, Ken simply recites Leo's words and is sent to the cultivation world. There, he slowly learns that he is the only one he can trust. Armed with the special remaining Godly Qi from his reincarnation and with the ability to learn and improve techniques and manuals easily, even creating his own original cultivation path, he cultivates with the goal of standing at the top of the world, even if it takes leaving his moral code behind. Follow Ken in his journey as he lie, blackmail, murder, rob, poison, and manipulate others to achieve his goals! ----- DISCLAIMER: The god in the story is completely random and made up, and is not the particular god of any religion existing today in the real world. This god only exists in the imaginary world of my story. Join my Discord server! https://discord.gg/ad64bjZXMm

'If I have to modify my status then I would start with my two wishes: Strength and women.' '99 points to strength and with it I would fulfill my first wish, and not only that, but by using my strength I will be able to obtain a lot of money and, with it, women.' '[Reset Status Points]' 'Mentally pressing the reset button changed all my status points to just one attribute…' 'Intelligence!' '"I'll tell you why you should keep that slave for me until I buy her…"' 'Feeling smarter than ever I used every possible argument to convince the slave dealer not to sell that slave until I had the money to buy her. After all…' 'That slave is not only beautiful, she also has [Masochist] in her state!' 'I must buy her!' Note: Explicit sexual content begins in chapter 21. If you want to support, you can at: https://www.patr eon.com/finlegost There you can find chapters in advance. Release schedule: Wednesday

For nine years, he’s been the king of awkward side-glances and silent admiration, hopelessly crushing on her, Mabel Dorothea, from afar. Now, with just nine days before school ends, this socially anxious high schooler, Eric Russel, has to do the unthinkable: actually talk to her. Armed with sweaty palms, zero experience, and a ticking clock, he’s about to embark on the most nerve-wracking mission of his life. Will he find the guts to confess, or will his inner monologue keep roasting him into silence? "Thinking of her... She would either become my wife or my biggest heartbreak"

Eighteen year old Momo never thought she'd be chosen to become a magical girl of all things. Until one fateful night she is tasked to find allies and defend Earth against a terrifying alien power. And as if that wasn't bad enough, her new alien contact tells her that the center of her special powers is located in the strongest part of her body... which is... her... behind?!

Her life is a mess

[This is my first novel so please don’t judge it too harshly :), Artwork is not mine found it on Google, if you would like me to change it or credit you just ask (please don't sue me >-

There will be about 2 to 3 chapters per weeks starting on Monday or Tuesday. Theos Martin is a young man with a unique charm, both open-minded and socially accomplished. To those around him, he embodies a rare combination of strength, intelligence, and authenticity, qualities he hides beneath more ordinary talents: a surprising mastery of video games and an extensive knowledge of anime. But behind this facade of an ordinary boy lies a soul marked by the extraordinary. His life changes forever the day a goddess appears, revealing a truth beyond understanding: he is the destined hero chosen to confront the Demon King, a malevolent entity whose threat looms over another world. To save this mysterious universe, Theos must leave the comfort of his daily life and plunge into the unknown, leaving behind everything he knows. However, the journey to this new world does not go as planned. Theos finds himself deprived of some of his strength, in a strange and hostile environment, where reality follows none of the orderly rules of a game. He quickly realizes that this quest is about more than defeating an enemy; it will push him to discover himself and make choices that could change not only his own destiny but also that of the world he left behind. Notes : The upcoming chapters will be corrected. I'm only publishing them because it's been a while since my last update. Don't worry, the changes won't significantly impact the story. Thank you for your understanding!

what happens when time stops at him and I feel my heart misses it's beat. what happens when he loves you more than anything. what happens when whole world around is against and he only sides with me. what happens when he says I love you but I can't ... may be I have to become his . then I will love him more than him..... welcome to my love story ....

"The world is full of mystery. I've heard that all my life and it seems to be true. But if I go through something mysterious myself, will I be believed? Maybe I'll think I'm crazy, or everything that happens to me in my everyday life is just something I'm dreaming and soon I'll wake up. Questions without answers..." Everything changes after he returns from a pilgrimage to a miraculous statue of the Holy Virgin Mary, when he becomes the victim of a plane accident in which, with no hope left, he prays alongside the other passengers, gives his final blessing, and then... And then what? He wakes up on a bench. Where exactly? Right in the heart of the most important square in the world, in Rome, caput mundi, as the Latins used to say. What is he doing there? He remembered the airplane accident, but he also had other memories. How did he get here, what year is it? He was at the Vatican, but still... Is it the year 1492?!

No longer writing this gave it to my partner you can still find this book under the other of divinity (re-upload)

Finding a way to say goodbye

Pure Yang Lord, the peak expert of his world was attempting to break through to the next realm when he got surrounded and attacked in his most vulnerable state. This world and the people he defended countless times against demons, devils and foreign calamities suddenly turned against him. Embracing the inevitable, he detonated his companion, the mystic sword with unknown origins in a desperate attempt—hoping to send a wisp of his soul to the cycle of reincarnation amidst the chaos. But the explosion created a great space-time turbulence sending his soul back in history, to a bygone era. He woke up in the body of the character he loathes the most—Alister Maboric Grimshaw—publicly known as the greatest tyrant, the most ruthless, lecherous, and evil character in history. [Ding! Conditions matched! System binding in progress…] [Initiating body synchronization…] …. [Welcome to Evil Tyrant System….!] …. Trouble starts as the system exposes his body’s defect. “What? I need women to cultivate?!” Tags: 【Light-Hearted Humor】【Anti-hero】【Scheming】 No yuri/No NTR/No incest Harem: MC has more than one partner and several romantic interests for sure but harem is not the main focus here.

Kale's 'What the hell?' story telling how he became the most powerful entity in the world. Please read FL: MC! you are not human and have to save our clan! MC: -_- FL's Dad: I want you dead dead Dead MC: -_- power trip system: Dead MC, you have been selected to use the power trip system. penalty for not becoming the strongest in two dimensions is immediate erasing of your existence. MC: T_T

this story is completely fictional and everything I write is absolutely not real but if this offends some people just tell me and I'll delete the book. thank you for your attention.