Ironing Puns

Kara Veyne, a fiery blacksmith’s daughter, allies with a rebellious dragon and its scarred, brooding rider, Talon, to stop a tyrant king from enslaving her kingdom. Torn between Talon’s lethal allure and a war that could burn everything she loves, Kara must forge her own path—or lose it all. A tale of enemies-to-lovers, dragon bonds, and high-stakes battles in the rugged, medieval mountains of Ironreach.

Karl Wagner is a disgruntled middle-aged instructor at the Bundeswehr Command and Staff College. He finds himself concerned about the direction which the German nation is headed in—just as he is killed by a terrorist attack. Only to awaken and find himself reborn as an infant, Bruno von Zehntner, the youngest son of a noble family renowned for its part in the German war industry a few years after the founding of the German Empire. Bruno, as he is now known, desires to rewrite history and ensure the German Empire emerges victorious in the coming century. And in doing so, finds himself entrenched in a world filled with Blood and Iron!

Dwarf, great warrior, themes of murim, fantasy and lord of the rings Doran Thargrimm master forgeman whose skill with runes can breathe life and vengeance into weapons and artifacts. In a realm where brutal martial arts and arcane powers collide, Doran forges his destiny. When his latest creation, a runeblade-etched warhammer named Skarnvalk, begins to whisper its will, Doran starts into his brutal journey. Ruthless and unyielding in battle, he fights not only to survive, but to leave his mark on a dying world. Along the way, he gathers a ragtag band of allies—each scarred, skilled, and deadly in their own right—who help him carve out a new faction in the chaos, bound by bonds of blood, steel, and dark humor. With vivid world-building, weapons that possess personalities, and no shortage of visceral combat, Doran’s story dives into a gritty landscape where strength is forged in fire, memories hold power, and every battle leaves scars both physical and emotional. A grim, adult-themed saga where every decision shapes the course of not just the characters, but the very fabric of the world they fight to reclaim.

In the world of Aetheria, there is one name that is feared by all. Yet, he is known more for his title, the Demon General. Whether it’s Gods or Demons, no beings dare to oppose his authority. He ruled Aetheria with an iron hand. Cities are destroyed on his whim. Countries are razed at his displeasure. This is the tale of his rise to power. This is the tale of his rise to Godhood. This is the tale of the rise of the Demon General.

This is a world where pain is someone else's pleasure, and pleasure sometimes leads to the worst pain. This is a dystopian world where the kingdom of Orin, a large kingdom that rules across seas of land, protects itself from the outside world by its large walls--known as the Iron of Orin. It's been decades since the people of the kingdom have even heard of stories of other's venturing outside of the wall--what's beyond it? What is the kingdom hiding so ruthlessly that it's forbidden to cross over to the other side? One man is quite curious of the wonders and evils that await beyond that wall, but he has other worries to--well--worry about. Introducing Alaric William Smith, a man known to be one of the greatest inventors of his generation. He's tall, smart, handsome, a bit mad (as inventors usually are), and a pocket full of sunshine that grabs the attention of many. Only problem is, he ends of receiving the attention of the dark Mage of the Tower, Maggie, who yearns for his love and hand in marriage, something he really doesn't want to give, yet may have to if Maggie earns the King and Queen's blessing. Desperate for a solution, Alaric needs to find a way out if this situation, and fast. Oddly enough, it just so happens that Madam Bigod, a woman known for her unamused expression and callous nature, offers him a deal--persuade her pure son to indulge in romance with Alaric, and she'll bestow upon him any desire Alaric wishes. Oh, there is a bit of another problem that leaves Alaric in a bit of a pinch--it so happens that Madam Bigod isn't talking about her eldest son Cedar, but her youngest, Joan, Commander of the White Lilies and known to be the most coldest, ruthless man in the kingdom. Alaric has a lot on his plate, and it starts with capturing the steel heart of Commander Joan Agnes Bigod.

In Concordia, a man’s fate is decided before he is even born. Rank, profession, future… everything is predetermined in a prosperous and orderly society where magic is a tool of control, and freedom is an illusion. But when Bastien’s world collapses, he realizes that nothing is set in stone—least of all his destiny. Thrown into a world where only the cunning survive, he discovers a magical affinity no one should possess. Now, he must outthink before being outplayed, strike before being struck, facing enemies who can bend reality with a mere gesture. Deceptive illusions, devastating enchantments, battles where raw energy becomes a weapon—every fight is a deadly dance where the smallest mistake could mean death. But the more he fights, the more he realizes that magic itself seems to respond to his presence, as if something—or someone—has been waiting for his awakening. By pushing past every limit, he may soon reach a point of no return… and when that happens, nothing will be able to stop the fall. How far can one go before they destroy the world? What to Expect in The Iron SpellDystopian Fantasy World – A society where magic is controlled and questioning authority is a crime.Weak-to-Strong Protagonist – From an obedient student to a hunted fugitive seeking the truth.Techno-Magic System – A fusion of ancient magic and high-tech machinery.Political Intrigue & Rebellion – Secrets hidden within the archives, and a regime built on lies.Mystery & Forbidden Knowledge – The truth about the Holy War that erased a kingdom from history.Psychological Depth – Mind games, indoctrination, and the cost of free will.Explosive Combat – Tactical magic duels, techno-enhanced warfare, and illusions versus brute force.A Web of Manipulation – Who is truly an ally, and who is just another pawn of the system? Youtube Chanel: https://www.youtube.com/@FantasyWebnovel

A renowned mixed martial arts champion finds himself unexpectedly transported into the virtual world of the game he mastered for a decade. Ironically, he inhabits the body of a mage, a class reliant on magical abilities, yet his character possesses absolutely no magical aptitude.

In a world divided by towering walls, society is split into four their, each layer a stark reminder of one's place in the hierarchy. From the labor-bound populace of Wall One to the wealthy aristocrats of Wall Three, every citizen's life is dictated by the rules of their tier. At the pinnacle, behind the impregnable Fourth Wall, reside the General's council of seven who wield absolute authority, overseeing the realms below with iron-fisted precision.

Centuries ago, the Empire was the beacon of civilization, a colossus of power and prosperity. But 560 years after its founding, its decline is inevitable. Corruption has taken hold of its foundations, incompetent officials have led to chaos, and noble families fight among themselves for scraps of power. The emperor is a mere figurehead, and barbarian invasions and internal rebellions threaten to destroy what remains. In this world on the brink of collapse, heroes and villains emerge: some fight to save the Empire, others seek independence, and a few dream of replacing it. Who will prevail in this struggle for power? And what price will the world pay for their ambition?

Do you often brush into a game, the opening of a fire, surrounded by ice and snow, the resources all rely on human transportation, and monsters come to attack at any time ...... Xia Hong woke up to such a world. Ice and snow rampage, cold beasts dominate the earth, civilization is lost, all the people and things that once appeared have been unknown and infested into a powerful monster, and the human race has been reduced to the shadow of the cold winter to live in the humble race, the destruction is imminent. Fortunately, Xia Hong has brought a camp system that can be upgraded indefinitely. [Small Fire Pile] - [Iron Making Furnace] - [Blazing Sun Tripod] ...... [Wooden Pile] - [Martial Arts Training Ground] - [Martial Arts Hall] ...... Green Bamboo Hedge] - [Black Clay Wall] - [Iron Wall] ...... [Marking Stone] - [Memorandum Board] - [Yingling Monument] ...... ............ As Xia Hong cuts through the cold beasts, destroys the weird monsters, and continues to gather human beings, disperses the cold winter, and explores the territory, the mystery of this world is gradually being uncovered in its entirety.

In the rugged shadow of Iron Fang Peak, Ren Kai, a seventeen-year-old outcast of the Iron Fang Clan, fights to defy his fate. Born with clogged qi channels, he’s mocked as a cripple in a village where martial prowess defines worth. Yet Kai’s unyielding spirit drives him to train harder than anyone, determined to pass the Trial of the Fang—a deadly ascent to claim a shard of the mystical Fang Crystal and earn his place as a true disciple. With his mother’s quiet fears and the clan’s disdain weighing on him, Kai sees the Trial as his only path to a better life.

Four hundred years ago, the inhabitants of Thas Summoned warriors from other worlds to take down a Demon King. Thasnians and Terrans fought side by side, eventually sealing him. In the current day, Tas prepares for the centennial visit of Bolat. But the time is coming for the seal to expire. Summoning is now illegal. Tas must raise its own warriors to fight. But first the governments of the world must admit there is any danger at all.

21 century Wall Street financial analyst Victoria Clarke travels to the American South in 1861 in a car accident and becomes the infamous widow Eleanor Van der Lyn-a serpentine woman recorded in history as having been “hanged by the neck on the eve of the inauguration of Abraham Lincoln for treason”. Lincoln on the eve of his inauguration for treason”. She looks in the mirror at her original character's flaming lips and waist, and sneers, “A villain? No, I'll make both the North and South kneel and tremble under my skirt!” Clutching the mysterious diary left behind by the original owner in her left hand (which records the dirty dealings between the Southern aristocrats and the Northern politicians), and carrying the three mysterious “adopted sons” in her right hand (which are actually the artificial war machines in the Southern secret laboratories), Eleanor kicked away Alexander Hawthorne, the plantation owner who tries to control her by marriage, and threw the champagne into her hand, and then kicked her out of the room. Hawthorne, who pours champagne on a slave-state legislator's marriage agreement: “I have only two rules for parenting: teach my children to level slave estates with dynamite, and teach them to turn Northern generals with love letters.” --When the New York Times ridiculed her as a “slut stirring up the war through nepotism,” she took her adopted children to burn cotton fields live and force Lincoln to sign the Early Emancipation Proclamation; when Northern spies kidnapped her children, she backhandedly exposed the gold smuggling chain between General Grant and the Bank of the South, which was featured in the Washington Post. When Northern spies kidnapped her children, she backhandedly exposed the gold smuggling chain between General Grant and the Bank of the South, making headlines in the Washington Post: “Thanks to the arms sent by the enemy, I am now the first female arms dealer and interim Secretary of State of the United States of America.

The boy is getting married to girl whom he hated most in the childhood. The path of turning rivalry relation into warmth one. The girl who excelled the boy in every field. The story about how two rival become eternal friends.

Update 1 Chapter /Minggu. • • • Rafael Yehezkiel Saverro atau Kiel, 25 Tahun, adalah Seorang Vokalis Band Bernama Earth Boy's (EB) Yang Baru Saja Kembali Ke Indonesia Setelah Vakum Dari Bandnya Selama Setahun dan Akan Melakukan Comeback Bersama Anggota Bandnya. Pada Saat Yang Bersamaan, Kiel Terjerat Skandal Yang Membuatnya Berpikir Untuk Mengakhiri Kariernya Sebagai Musisi. Karena Banyaknya Pihak Yang Tak Menyetujui Keputusannya Tersebut. Comeback EB Pun Tetap Dilaksanakan dan Berjalan Mulus. Namun, Pada Saat EB Menyelesaikan Penampilan Terakhir Mereka, Kiel Mengalami Kecelakaan Mobil Yang Merenggut Pengelihatannya. Beberapa Minggu Setelah Insiden Kecelakaan Itu Terjadi, Kiel Bertemu Dengan Seorang Pria Bernama Vo, 26 Tahun, Yang Kala Itu Memergokinya Ingin Mengakhiri Hidup Dengan Berencana Melompat Dari Atap Rumah Sakit. Sejak Saat Itu, Kiel dan Vo Pun Sering Bersama. Vo Yang Saat Itu Diminta Oleh Biel, 31 Tahun, Saudara Kiel Untuk Merawatnya Pun Berjanji Untuk Menjadi Mata Untuk Kiel. Seiring Berjalannya Waktu, Akhirnya Muncullah Benih-benih Cinta Diantara Keduanya. Mereka Pun Memutuskan Untuk Berpacaran. Namun, Apakah Cinta Mereka Akan Bertahan? Akankah Kiel dan Vo Akan Selalu Bersama? Dan Apakah Vo Akan Selalu Menjadi Mata Untuk Kiel? • • • IG : rfael.yhzkiel ( Untuk Berkomunikasi Silahkan DM Via IG )

Originally she was a rich young miss in modern times. Growing up in a reputable Chinese family, elegance flows through her every being. She lived to the age of 83. Her legacy? grandeur and splendor. Having three kids and a husband, who wouldn't be happy? But there was always that nagging feeling in her heart that she just couldn't identify. This life wasn’t suppose to be hers. On the day of her death, the jade bangle around her wrist started to glow. It was a family heirloom. As she felt her body shut down, her soul escaped from her body, and the jade bracelet then led her somewhere she never even dreamed of living. Ancient China! She entered into the body of a young miss whose father is the Iron Fist of the East. Having to live through and deal with messy backyard schemes, along with a paranoid emperor skeptical of every military family, she's pushed to showcase her skills in order to survive. However, what’s strange is that a young marquis, who seems delicate on the outside, but has the heart of a vicious wolf behind closed doors, becomes close to her. Guys this is an original story by me- this book is definitely not what you think, don't even trust the summary. And that is where this story begins...

Malam itu Bahar sang CEO Yaman gelisah sange karena sudah seminggu Istri nya Sarifah Umroh ke tarim dengan hasil usaha kuburan palsu Wali Habib yang menghasilkan pundi-pundi rupiah lewat atm kotak amal. Bahar pun tak kuat menahan sange yang membuat kanjut nya cilegeng akibat meminum ramuan ngaceng habib taufik al yamani. Diam-diam dalam keheningan malam bahar mengocok kanjut nya dengan tangannya sendiri,"seresek-seresek" terdengar suara kocokan kanjut yang di olesi minyak hand body lotion. Semakin lama mengocok,bahar malah merasakan panas dibagian kanjut alias K0nt#l nya dan tangannya mun malah terasa pegal. "Bukannya buceng alias buc4t tapi malah menderita" gerutu bahar dalam hati. "Haduh ana mesti gimana nih ? " pikir bahar. "Oh iya di kamar bawah kan ada si Inem pembantu ana nih" pikir omes bahar. Akhirnya Bahar pun mengendap-endap ke kamar pembantu nya yaitu Inem, dengan perlahan namun tidak pasti karena bisa saja Inem tidak membukakan pintu kamar nya. Tibaa-tibaaaaa terdengar suara.....DUUUUUUT PELEPES SIIIIIIIIT. Bahar pun terkaget setengah hidup, karena dibalik kamar Inem terdengar sesuatu yang mengentutkan..."Waduh suara apa tuh ya di kamar si Inem" pikir bahar. Hemmmm apa mungkin kah suara gas yang keluar dari lubang silit Inem? "Walahualam bishawab dah". kata si Bahar. Bahar pun mulai membuka pintu kamar Inem,"Pintu kamar dulu yee, bukan cangcut loooh". Kata Bahar dalam hati sambil menahan tawa. Oh my god....kata bahar pintu nya di Kunci. Haduuuuuh....bahar pun kecewa berat di tengah kanjut nya yang melegeng membuanya pegel dan linu-linu tipis akibat gesekan dengan sarung tanpa kolor nya. Akhirnya bahar memutuskan untuk mengintip inem dulu dari atas jendela pintu kan ada kaca nya tuh di atas pintu kamar Inem. Baharpun menggeser kursi tinggi yang bulet untuk naik dan mengintip si Inem. Dengan hati-hati dan perlahan, bahar pun naik ke kursi guna mengintip Inem, dengan wajah sange dan lidah yang melet-melet, serta kanjut yang menyundul-nyundul sarung. Bahar pun mulai melancarkan aksi nya yaitu mengintip si Inem. penasaran? lanjut baca bab 1 aja yaa....

What if your life ended, but history was just beginning? Alexander, an ordinary man from the modern world, finds himself thrown into the brutal era of Kievan Rus. He is now a young prince of Kievan Rus', the last hope of a land torn apart by intrigues and enemies. He understood that every decision was a risk. Every mistake was a step toward collapse. To survive, he must turn his weakness into strength and his lands into a mighty fortress. In the end, the winner is not the one who triumphs but the one who manages to survive.

--- Shin Jiwoo, a dedicated gaming Youtuber, was the only person who had ever reached the ending of Eclipse Tower. However, as the game’s popularity faded, making a living as a gaming Youtuber became increasingly difficult. Since he had already conquered every challenge the game had to offer, he was ready to move on. But on that very day, Eclipse Tower: Trials of Ascension became reality. Now, armed with unparalleled knowledge of the game’s mechanics, Jiwoo seized every opportunity faster than anyone else could. “I’ll show you what true mastery looks like.” ---

In a world where the boundaries between the mortal and the eternal blur, The Immortal Path of Mortal Iron follows a solitary traveler on a relentless journey along a rugged iron road. Forged from the resilience of human will yet glowing with an otherworldly light, this path winds through mists of mystery and shadow. Haunted by a past of sacrifice and driven by an unyielding quest for transcendence, the traveler wields a simple iron staff—a symbol of both burden and strength. As the line between flesh and immortality fades, the story unveils a timeless struggle: can one forged in mortal iron ascend to an eternal destiny?

Diana, trapped in a life shaped by old promises, sought freedom in her career. But fate, ironically, throws her into a game of shadows when Nero, the love of her past, reappears. A hidden world of magic and mystery reveals itself before her, and the young woman finds herself in a whirlwind of emotions and dangers.

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

"Jangan khawatir sayang, kau tidak akan pernah kesepian lagi. Tak hanya aku, Serena pun akan menemani dan melayani mu sayang" "Materi miliyaran itu tak sebanding dengan jiwamu yang murni, aku ingin menikmati dan memilkimu"

The Ruler, Kang Chul-In. The man who was so strong that he had to be defeated. Having lost, he must now go back in time to take up the challenge of becoming The Emperor in the Continent of Pangaea. Will Kang Chul-In be able to overcome the 9 other Overlords in order to grasp the Continent of Pangaea within his hands?

Under the rule of an iron fist a witch finds one way to overthrow the king. But do the ends justify the means? TW: Cannibalism (Graphic), Sexual abuse (Not depicted on page), Incest, Child abandonment, Child abuse, Sexism, Poverty, Murder (Graphic), Miscarriage, Slavery, Parental death, Child death, self harm, and suicide.

Power is Truth! The Iron Chancellor Bismarck once said, "The great issues of the day will not be settled by speeches and parliamentary resolutions... but by iron and blood." Military enthusiast Qin Tian has been reborn as the fifth son of Wilhelm II, Prince Oscar. Originally just wanting to live a carefree life, he unexpectedly becomes the heir to this empire. To save his own life, Qin Tian must think of every possible way to ensure Germany wins the war! Qin Tian’s goal: "With the sword of Germany, to gain land for the plow of Germany, to secure daily bread for the people of Germany, and to fight for sunlit land for the Germanic nation!"

Wolfhardt Braun died on the bridge that night—at least, the man he used to be did. Betrayed by those he trusted, he stumbled from a grave of corpses only to discover a screen glowing in his periphery. A System that tallies kills like trophies and doles out power for every life he takes.

A warrior betrayed. A conqueror intrigued. When the Iron Rose of Zhou, Seraphina Li, is cast into slavery by her own emperor, she expects death. But Empress Evelyn Jin sees potential where others see ruin. Given the chance to serve as an advisor instead of a prisoner, Seraphina must decide: will she reclaim her honor in chains, or forge a new fate in the empire of her enemy?

The Crownless Citadel rests at the center of the Iron City, a fortress of law and order and where mercy is seen as a weakness. He is marked by duty, and perhaps detachment, justifying actions in the name of protecting this city's fragile peace. But will the truth in the shadows fracture his moral certainty? Follow along and find out. Discord:: https://discord.gg/Uw2EBTwFkT patreon.com/Drunken_Sailor