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Karl Wagner is a disgruntled middle-aged instructor at the Bundeswehr Command and Staff College. He finds himself concerned about the direction which the German nation is headed in—just as he is killed by a terrorist attack. Only to awaken and find himself reborn as an infant, Bruno von Zehntner, the youngest son of a noble family renowned for its part in the German war industry a few years after the founding of the German Empire. Bruno, as he is now known, desires to rewrite history and ensure the German Empire emerges victorious in the coming century. And in doing so, finds himself entrenched in a world filled with Blood and Iron!

Akio Tanaka, a 12-year-old boy from Japan, leads an ordinary life until an unexpected world war devastates his home. When a bomb from Russia destroys his family right before his eyes, his life is shattered. A Russian agent, witnessing Akio’s loss, takes him under his wing, driven by pity for the innocent victims of war. Akio, filled with grief and rage, swears revenge against the world’s power holders who perpetuate these wars. He trains under the Russian military, growing into a ruthless and feared agent, carrying out covert missions until he succeeds in killing every world leader in a devastating strike. But just as he completes his mission, a tragic turn of fate strikes—his helicopter is shot down, killing him. In his next life, Akio is reincarnated in a world filled with magic and constant warfare. He retains the memories of his past life, including his goal of eliminating those in power. This new world has its own battles—demon lords, factions, and endless conflict—but Akio is focused on what he sees as the root cause of his suffering: the powerful individuals who continue to incite wars. As Akio matures into a young man, he works the land of his adopted family, learning the ways of this new world. However, fate is unkind once again as his village is invaded, and his parents are killed. Filled with sorrow and confusion, Akio questions whether he is cursed. He forms a bond with a new friend at the orphanage who saves him from despair, encouraging him to keep fighting for his own future. At age 7, Akio begins magical training, as children in this world gain magical powers at this age. After witnessing the brutal military training of young soldiers, he and his new friend join a dangerous project meant to train elite soldiers—children who endure extreme, life-threatening tests. Only a handful survive, and Akio is among the survivors, gaining even more control over his abilities. His friendship with those who endured the training together grows into a bond of fierce loyalty, and they become feared generals in the military. However, as the world around him becomes more fractured, and as the influence of the Demon Lord grows, Akio must confront a new challenge: how to navigate his power, the pressure from his allies to dominate the world, and the endless battles that stand in his way. When Akio finally faces the Demon Lord, he kills him easily, but before dying, the Demon Lord reveals a shocking truth: Akio’s destiny is tied to a greater force. Using a mysterious orb, the Demon Lord triggers a powerful event, sending Akio to yet another world. In his new life, Akio is reincarnated as the son of the Demon Lord, destined to inherit the throne. He witnesses his parents’ deaths at the hands of a hero, and he becomes the new Demon Lord, inheriting his parents’ power. But his reign is fraught with challenges, both external and internal. Akio is a reluctant ruler, unwilling to attack humanity, but pressure from his generals and the threat of human invasions push him toward war. Akio struggles to balance his desire for peace with the brutal reality of war, and his identity as the "Demon Lord of Tyranny" takes root. As Akio battles both external enemies and the pressure from within, he faces the ultimate question: Can he break free from the cycle of violence that has defined his existence, or will he fall into the same patterns of power and destruction that have plagued him across worlds?

Power is Truth! The Iron Chancellor Bismarck once said, "The great issues of the day will not be settled by speeches and parliamentary resolutions... but by iron and blood." Military enthusiast Qin Tian has been reborn as the fifth son of Wilhelm II, Prince Oscar. Originally just wanting to live a carefree life, he unexpectedly becomes the heir to this empire. To save his own life, Qin Tian must think of every possible way to ensure Germany wins the war! Qin Tian’s goal: "With the sword of Germany, to gain land for the plow of Germany, to secure daily bread for the people of Germany, and to fight for sunlit land for the Germanic nation!"

What if your life ended, but history was just beginning? Alexander, an ordinary man from the modern world, finds himself thrown into the brutal era of Kievan Rus. He is now a young prince of Kievan Rus', the last hope of a land torn apart by intrigues and enemies. He understood that every decision was a risk. Every mistake was a step toward collapse. To survive, he must turn his weakness into strength and his lands into a mighty fortress. In the end, the winner is not the one who triumphs but the one who manages to survive.

Su Lian originally exploded while tinkering with dangerous goods and then crossed over to the Kingdom of Avissu in the northwest corner of the Holy Continent, separated by mountains. He became the grandson of Prince Suman Ersha, the youngest brother of the king. Reborn in a world where magic and mechas coexist, with European-style buildings and magic arrays. In his childhood, he witnessed a battle between a mecha and a giant beast and was deeply attracted. As he grows older, he continuously learns and understands the magic and mecha technology of this world. In this magic and douqi world, the goblin race rises by relying on super-large fighter mechas, triggering constant wars among various races. Different races and forces have complex contradictions and conflicts of interest. Su Lian, with his wisdom and courage, gradually emerges. He continuously explores and improves mecha technology to create a more powerful iron torrent. He hopes to end the wars in this world and achieve unification by using his power and the strength of the mecha force. He faces many difficulties and challenges but firmly believes in using war to end war and pursues a prosperous future of unifying the world for thousands of generations.

In a world divided by towering walls, society is split into four their, each layer a stark reminder of one's place in the hierarchy. From the labor-bound populace of Wall One to the wealthy aristocrats of Wall Three, every citizen's life is dictated by the rules of their tier. At the pinnacle, behind the impregnable Fourth Wall, reside the General's council of seven who wield absolute authority, overseeing the realms below with iron-fisted precision.

Elric Melvinger. He was the sole heir of a renowned magical family. He was born with innate talent, yet he was ironically unable to master magic due to his overwhelming abundance of talent. But then he discovers his family’s secret, which was left behind by his ancestors. “Consume the mana.” “Swallow the mana.” “Drink the mana.” “And thus, accumulate all the mana inside you, and then bring forth new magic!” He would rise to an untouchable height that no one else could reach.

In the world of Aetheria, there is one name that is feared by all. Yet, he is known more for his title, the Demon General. Whether it’s Gods or Demons, no beings dare to oppose his authority. He ruled Aetheria with an iron hand. Cities are destroyed on his whim. Countries are razed at his displeasure. This is the tale of his rise to power. This is the tale of his rise to Godhood. This is the tale of the rise of the Demon General.

It's now the 21st century, after the remarkable discovery of magic by one of the greatest scientists in the world, magic is now the skill and talent that everyone looks for. Those who wield magic are called magicians. Ryo Kyosuke, a 16-year-old shut-in who has no interest in modern magic, ironically finds himself studying at one of the most prestigious magic high schools in Japan as per his mother's wish. And now, he embarks on his undesired life as a magic student!

Menceritakan dua orang remaja SMK yang saling mencintai, mereka berdua pun pacaran. Dan setelah dua bulan mereka pacaran si perempuan hamil, si ayah dari anak perempuan itu marah saat mengetahui putri kesayangannya hamil, dan Ayah dari si perempuan itu mengirimnya ke Malaysia untuk melanjutkan sekolah dan melahirkan di Malaysia. Dan sementara si laki-laki itu tetap berusaha untuk mencari informasi keberadaan pacar nya atau si perempuan itu. Setelah tiga tahun lamanya mencari pada akhirnya bertemulah mereka lagi di Malaysia, ketika keduanya sama-sama kuliah di Malaysia, dan si perempuan itu memperkenalkan anaknya kepada laki-laki yang sangat dia cintai bahwa anak yang sedang dia gendong itu adalah anaknya bergitu pun sebaliknya, si perempuan juga menceritakan bahwa laki-laki yang menggendongnya adalah ayahnya. Anak itu senang bisa bertemu dengan ayahnya, mereka berdua pun bersatu kembali dan mereka berdua memutuskan untuk tinggal selamanya di Malaysia bersama ke empat anak mereka

Deskripsi cerita : Seorang wanita (Titah) yang sangat mencintai seorang pria (Kamil), Cinta Titah bertepuk sebelah tangan karena Kamil mencintai wanita lain, dan akhirnya Titah bertekat untuk merebut cinta Kamil. Dan ketika itu, Istri Kamil (Dinda) dan anaknya Wulan mengalami kecelakaan yang membutuhkan banyak sekali biaya karena istri dan anaknya harus di operasi, Titah pun datang dengan menawarkan bantuan dengan syarat Kamil harus menceraikan Dinda serta meninggalkan anaknya (Wulan), kemudian menikah dengan nya. Titah pun memberikan waktu satu kali dua puluh empat jam (Sehari) untuk berfikir. Akhirnya Kamil menyetujui syarat yang Titah berikan, Kamil pun menceraikan dengan Dinda, lalu Kamil pun menikah dengan Titah, yang saat itu Titah sudah resmi bercerai dari mantan suaminya (Ridho). Setahun menikah dengan Titah, Kamil pun semakin Sayang pada Titah (mencintai Titah) wanita yang tidak pernah Kamil tau kalau Titah mencintai nya. Tokoh : Kamil (Mantan suami Dinda, ayah Wulan, dan suami Titah) Titah (Mantan istri Ridho, ibu Rizky, dan istri Kamil) Dinda (Mantan istri Kamil, ibu Wulan, dan istri Eka) Wulan (Anak dari Kamil dan Dinda) Ridho (Mantan suami Titah, ayah Rizky, dan suami Siska) Rizky (Anak dari Titah dan Ridho) Eka (Suami dari Dinda, Adik tiri Titah) Roy (Ayah tiri Titah) Paijo (Pengasuh dan supir Rizky) Purnomo (Juru masak di rumah Titah) Juminten & Darmi (Asisten rumah tangga di rumah Titah) Ucok (Tukang roti di komplek rumah Titah) Bono, Udin, & Darmo (Security di rumah Titah) Dll

--- Title: Rise of the Iron Wing Synopsis: In a gritty neighborhood in Buenos Aires, 17-year-old Santiago "Santi" Delgado is a raw, unpolished football talent whose dreams are bigger than the dirt pitches he’s played on all his life. When a chance encounter with a scout earns him a spot in the academy of a mid-tier professional club, he’s thrust into a world where skill isn’t the only thing that matters. Rivalries burn hot, politics run deep, and everyone is fighting for a professional contract. But Santi is different. Blessed with unparalleled agility, relentless drive, and a signature move—an unpredictable outside-wing flick—the boy from the slums becomes a force to be reckoned with. Yet, his journey is riddled with challenges: jealousy from teammates, clashes with arrogant opponents, and sacrifices that test his love for the game. With every dribble, every assist, and every goal, Santi edges closer to fulfilling his dream of wearing his nation’s jersey. But can a boy with nothing to lose rise above a system designed to break those like him? ---

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Ma Chen traveled to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty and became the eldest son of Ma Teng in Xiliang and the brother of Ma Chao. At that time, there was the Yellow Turban Rebellion in the Han Dynasty and foreign invasions outside, which can be described as internal and external troubles. At this time, outside Wuwei County, one hundred thousand Xianbei cavalry were approaching the city. At a critical juncture, Ma Chen activates the weekly gift package system “Ding, a big gift package opens every week!” “Ding, congratulations to the host, for gaining the inheritance of the martial soul that kills the gods in vain!” “Ding, congratulations to the host, for obtaining a peerless general, three arrows will set Tianshan Xue Rengui!” “Ding, congratulations to the host, for obtaining the peerless general Li Cunxiao!” “Ding, congratulations to the host, for obtaining a high-level armoured armor and iron cavalry × 5000.” “Ding, congratulations to the host, you have obtained the high-ranking Sunbow Cavalry × 5000!” “Ding, congratulations to the host, you have obtained the high-grade iron eagle sharps × 10000!”

A Girl ran through a forest shrouded in a deep fog. She was a young swordsman with long blue hair flowing behind him as she moved. Above his hempen clothing, he wore light iron armor and an iron forehead protector. The sword in his right hand, though somewhat small, was sturdily made. Why she was running and who is she a great mystery just started.

In a city where crime masquerades as business, factions and gangs carve the streets into their territories. Known as the City of Wonder, it promises dreams fulfilled for the right price. Here, chaos is tamed before it can spread, controlled by an iron grip of order masked in corruption. But what happens when this delicate balance is disrupted? When one day, the city meets a mysterious figure in a mask, everything begins to unravel.

Artemis lacks what everyone else has, a seed. Shunned and ostracized from her home, her only refuge was ironically, amongst the trees. Blessed as the voice of nature and taught an ancient form of magic in place of her seed, she will defend the silenced and step on oppressors. But first, she has to do something about the boy who somehow always finds himself in trouble. https://discord.gg/z9NQ8MUx

In a world similar to ancient Earth but with mana and systems. A child was born who would one day rule the world with an iron fist. Killing anything and anyone that gets in his way

In a distant dystopian future, Caleb, a frail and impoverished boy, is taken care of by his resolute older sister, Kiara. The city they live in shows no mercy, and tragedy strikes the sibling duo. Now, with a mysterious crystal fused into his torso, Caleb is gradually fueled with mystical power. With his new found abilities, Caleb is able to grant others unique abilities and fight back against the world that has beat him down.

After a life full of failures, she thought the end was just… the end. But she wakes up in an ironic twist—as a hedgehog! Resigned to a second life behind glass, she’s unexpectedly adopted by an idol~ In the warmth of his apartment, the unlikely pair form an unusual, heartwarming bond.

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

In a dark night a skinny male walks out of a house shaking with iron armor on and a long diamond sword he walked forward and began scavenging with a torch in his left hand his with people in black robes with crossbows in their hands and a banner with a weird symbol in it follow this man closely i watched intently as i reported it to a gang located in a warehouse.

The apocalypse is coming, everyone awakens their innate abilities. Someone awakened a diamond level talent and soared into the sky someone awakened the garbage talent of the black iron level and turned into dust. In his previous life, Lu Li awakening talent had no level. He was betrayed and killed. After rebirth Lu Li vowed to kill all the traitors. Step by step, get to the top.

Seorang wanita yang menyaksikan kematian keluarga nya dengan tragis, setelah nya mafia tersebut memperistri wanita ini yang pada saat itu suaminya pun di bunuh habis.

In the sprawling Iron Depths, survival is a game rigged by the ruling corporation, Eclipse. For Angel, An orphan with a knack for slipping through the cracks, Life has always been about keeping his heart beating for another day. Yet the unexpected could push him on a course that he could have never imagined. Romance, Action, Smart Mc, Handsome Mc, Weak to strong. Cyberpunk and Arcane inspired.

Seorang Anak laki-laki Yang bernama Dhinonugane Touma mendapatkan lisensi Petualang class-F atau lisensi terendah Yang ada di kota lost city Tetapi pada saat Touma masuk ke dungeon bersama teman teman nya hal yang tidak di inginkan pun terjadi dan disitulah petualangan Shinonugane Touma pun Dimulai.....

This is a perspective of History Storytelling, inspired by country ball alt history YouTube. Filled with rivalry, betrayal, war, drama, and more. If you are interested in country balls, history, hearts of Iron IV or anything related, you will enjoy this Web novel This is based on 1700 - 2024

Novel Summary This novel is also known as All I Really Want Is To Play BasketballIn the 1990s, when David Stern stood anxiously outside Datianchao TV station, looking at the NBA video tape in his hand and wondering how to open the potentialless Chinese market, he never thought of it … …. It turns out that TM makes a wish to God! “Iron Shadow”, “Northern God”, “NBA Basketball Frame Smile Protector”, “Not Backward Never Shoot”, “One-handed Jumper Picturesque” … When Su Fengheng with the above nicknames Out of nothing, the youth of many people in the future began at this moment! “Ah! This gang of black powder is endless! The nickname of labor and management is clearly ‘God killer’!” Su Feng said angrily, looking at the newspaper. The killing is the killing of the god, the one is the killing of the god, as for the god? How many gods can there be in the NBA in the 1990s?