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In the year 2000, the System arrived on Gaia and changed the world of mankind. The environment became volatile and organisms evolved. To the humans, the System offered a class-base progression with a myriad of skills just like in old RPG games. From magic to bloodlines, as long as people immersed themselves in their passions, the System would incorporate their interests into classes and skills. And with the rise of new powerhouses, old nations were brought down and new ones rose from the ashes, stabilizing and governing their evolved populace. Around 500 years later since the dawn of the System, the story of our MC began. Drai was a musclehead, and his days were mostly spent for two purposes: becoming stronger and tougher! With his single-mindedness and crazy trainings he was finally offered a special class on the Revelation Day. From there on, his journey began. Starting from a prestigious academy and meeting his mentor and new friends, each with their own peculiarities, Drai steadily walked the path of power and invincibility. Party adventures, dark schemes, and veiled threats would accompany Drai throughout his journey.

Welcome, reader, to the world of Xian Li! In a world obsessed with innate talent and effortless cultivation, Xian Li stands as a refreshing exception. He's not your typical chosen one, destined for greatness from birth. No, Xian Li is the underdog, the "talentless" youth who discovers a hidden path to power – the ancient and forgotten art of Titan Cultivation. His journey is not one of effortless ascension; it’s a grueling path paved with intense training, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs. Think of it as a fantastical, action-packed underdog story with a dash of romance and a whole lot of humor. He's not just a cultivator; he's a master of self-deprecation, always ready with a witty quip or a humorous internal monologue, making him incredibly relatable, even as he battles powerful enemies and navigates complex sect politics. You'll root for him as he rises from obscurity, facing challenges that would break lesser individuals. This isn't just a story about cultivation; it's a journey of self-discovery, resilience, and finding strength where you least expect it. Get ready to meet Mei, the cold but noble cultivator, and Lin, the kind and supportive friend, two contrasting female characters who add depth and complexity to Xian Li's journey. You'll witness his blossoming relationships, the trials he overcomes, the friendships he forges, and the enemies he conquers. We'll delve into a world brimming with ancient secrets, treacherous quests, and a thrilling war against demonic cultivators. Throughout it all, Xian Li's spirit remains unbroken, fueled by his determination and the unwavering support of those around him. So grab your popcorn, buckle up, and prepare for an epic adventure filled with laughter, action, and a whole lot of heart. The world of Xian Li awaits!

Lady Florence Crawley is Mary Crawley's twin sister. The two are as different as night and day. Florence is more attentive to the needs of her family and their estate. Mary is all about position for herself. When the heir and Mary's fiancée perish on the Titanic a new heir is invited to meet them, but he has his sights set on sweet Florence after starting on the wrong foot with Mary. Meanwhile Cora is 5 months pregnant. Complete AU.

A noble family is cursed by a being beyond them, yet so familiar,a journey of tragedy and acceptance, inspired by mushoku tensei and attack of titan

Everything starts from a simple dream, even plant itself dreams. But what would happen if the personification of dream itself started to dream? Will his dream be fulfilled? Join Oneiros as he carved his way into the pantheon of greatness and power. As one of the titans and the son of Nyx and Erebus, what mystery does this humble titan holds.

In the aftermath of a devastating battle between Godzilla and a monstrous foe, siblings Max and Lily navigate the ruins of their city, searching for safety amidst the chaos. As they face towering destruction and lingering tremors, they grapple with the question: is Godzilla a savior or a force of nature oblivious to the fragile lives below? Together, they must survive in the shadow of a titan. (this is a godzilla fan story, the godzilla property is not mine and is owned by toho).

Welcome to a world where anything is possible, not where the strong prey on the weak, but a realm of endless potential. Our story begins as the main character awakens in a strange, unfamiliar land, a place both enchanting and perilous. Faced with unknown challenges and ancient forces, they must journey through mystical trials and treacherous lands to reach the Apex—the pinnacle of power.

After his father was murdered and his peaceful village massacred, Sol woke up to find a mysterious old man standing over him claiming to be his new Master. “You want revenge, don’t you? I’ll train you so you have the strength to take it, but you have to become my one and only disciple first!” ******* Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any events, places, or names are all from the author's imagination and Google. If someone in any way assumes this book to be real or based on real events, I strongly suggest you send me Golden Tickets for doing such a good job. Other novels: The Founder of Qi Cultivation Reincarnates, Apocalypse: I Awaken Future Sight in the Zombie Apocalypse. Levon Bew Sect/Discord: https://discord.gg/tEdkhmrj5g

In a world teeming with Titans, Colossals, Gigantic Monsters and Kaiju's, Erian who reincarnated makes his living collecting scraps of low-grade Defective Genetic Serum, realised he transmigrated along with his system. Follow Erian as he grows to become the strongest Disaster Grade Titan with the help of his Titan System! ------------------------------------------- Golden Tickets (Per Month): -100 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra Chapter -300 Golden Tickets = 5 Extra Chapters -500 Golden Tickets = 10 Extra Chapters ------------------------------------------------- -Castle = 1 Extra Chapter -Spacecraft = 3 Extra Chapters -Golden Gachapon = 5 Extra Chapters -Note: A spacecraft given will elicit 3 extra chapters but with a golden gachapon, I might not be capable of giving you the chapters on the same day. -------------------------------------------------

In a world on the brink of collapse, a lone warrior, Kael Draven, born with unimaginable strength, carries the weight of a dying civilization on his shoulders—literally. After being hunted for years by shadowy forces that seek to exploit his power, Kael discovers the existence of an ancient artifact that could either save the world or destroy it. With enemies closing in and allies in short supply, Kael embarks on a perilous journey to uncover the truth of his origin and the secrets of his strength.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

Wang Yang never stopped pursuing his dream of becoming a director and making movies that could amaze the world. However, the fate seemed to play a malicious joke on him. He got wrongly accused and expelled from USC. Fortunately, when God closed a door to Wang Yang, he opened a window for him. After a baby stroller hit him on the street, he began to be able to watch the movies from the future in his head! Since then, the year of 1988 was destined to be an extraordinary year. Besides the miracle written by “Titanic”, one of the most legendary directors in the 21st century was rising quietly…

Why? Why? Why murder my brethren? Nike The God of Lightning asked with a roar as he assaults the culprits in a battle of titans

A book about ideas for novels I had. If they already exist, then they exist. The ideas in this idea book are just things that have randomly crossed my mind with no connection to anything else. If there’s an idea you like feel free to use it. More ideas to come.

In a galaxy fractured by ambition and greed, humanity's reach among the stars has become a battleground for powerful factions. The Union Of People (UOP), a sprawling interstellar democracy, wages war against the Collective of the Unified Mechanized Corporations (CMC) [I wanted to use CUMC but from obvious reasons I rejected this idea], a ruthless conglomerate whose military might is powered by advanced mechs and cutting-edge technology. Between them lies a desperate struggle for control of resources, power, and survival. Dominic Renshaw, a brilliant yet disillusioned mechanic, once designed groundbreaking stealth technology for the CMC before being betrayed and left for dead on the junkyard planet of Tetramirgarannie. After clawing his way back to prominence as a UOP soldier and mech pilot, Dominic finds himself haunted by a dark secret: a mysterious core he salvaged from an ancient mech, which grants his neural implant extraordinary capabilities—but at a terrifying cost. As the war escalates, Dominic rises through the ranks, navigating battles that push the limits of human ingenuity and endurance. Alongside allies forged in fire and loss, he fights to protect the UOP, even as whispers of a sinister new weapon from the CMC loom over the galaxy. With stakes growing higher, Dominic must confront his troubled past, his haunting nightmares, and the implications of the core that threatens to consume his mind. Meanwhile, forces outside the conflict begin to stir. The enigmatic Galaxy Order, the largest superpower in the cosmos, watches from the shadows, holding a fleet of titanic mechs capable of annihilating entire factions. As alliances fray and betrayals cut deep, the question arises: will humanity destroy itself in its hunger for dominance, or will it rise above the chaos?

In a world where an unknown source of power emerges, people begin to discover that the last thing they eat will determine their abilities. After a mysterious event occurs, an unprecedented system is unleashed, granting individuals extraordinary power by consuming specific creatures. This phenomenon soon becomes known as the "Flesh System."

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

"In your lifetimes has anyone ever worshipped you? Ever prayed to you? I know you're not the being you once were, and now is your chance to prove it..." "You may meet the being I once was." "... And what kind of being is that, Reaper?" In the vast expanse of space, where stars flicker like distant promises and civilizations rise and fall like cosmic waves, there exists a man haunted by his own choices. Once a protector, a guardian of those he held dear, he found himself forced into the shadows by the merciless demands of fate. In a universe teeming with threats, he made a pact with the darkness, trading his warmth for a cloak of ice, his compassion for a blade of steel. Now known only as the Reaper, his name evokes fear even among those he once safeguarded. He moves like a wraith through the void, a silent sentinel of death, his heart encased in frost as he carries out his duty. He is both hero and villain, protector and predator.

Jude is a young man who got super powers after a meteor hit earth. He among thousands of others must thus decide how to use their new found abilities, whether good or evil, stick around and watch Jude make his choice.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

((((IMPORTANT))))(For those of you that don't read the tags(WARNINGS INCLUDED)- NO HAREM, there is a system, and there is mild and maybe severe gore and cursing. Yes, he will not stay in the prehistoric era for the entirety of the story and he won't get human form. HE IS A RIGHTEOUS CHARACTER SO DON'T EXPECT DESTRUCTION ON HIS PART. At least, not purposeful. This is simply a test run and I may or may not continue this series so don't hope for too much. P.S. uploads are random and can take from a few hours to even months to post. Chapters could reach maximum of 3 if I don't keep writing. Sorry in advance if you like the "prologue".)) The main character was reborn as a centipede in the prehistoric ages on Earth after being killed in the future. But is that all? Mutated beasts, plants, and insects surround him on all sides. This was not the Earth he once knew, and neither was it normal. Now, with a newfound determination to live, will he evolve and become a Titan? Or will he die as food for the strong? (Note: Cover image is not mine. Starts in mid-late Miocene.)

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"The Titan League: The Rise and Fall of 'The Dark Cabal'" is a gripping narrative that explores the emergence of a secretive group aiming for global domination through nefarious means. Set against the backdrop of London, the story begins with Amara Khalid, an artifact curator at the British Museum, who finds herself amidst chaos as a mysterious biological outbreak causes people to collapse and enter a catatonic state. This unsettling event escalates when an EMP attack plunges the city into darkness, leading to widespread panic and violence. As the situation deteriorates, special agents April Baker and John Samson arrive to inform Amara about "The Dark Cabal," a coalition of billionaires collaborating with extraterrestrial forces to deploy advanced technology for their sinister agenda. Realizing the gravity of the threat, Amara joins forces with them to protect innocent lives trapped in the museum while battling newly transformed zombie-like beings. The narrative progresses as they escape and gather allies, including military personnel and other heroes with unique abilities. Together, they uncover "The Dark Cabal's" plan to unleash a global contagion using airborne drones. The story highlights themes of resilience, teamwork, and the fight against tyranny as these heroes form "The Titan League" to confront an unprecedented threat that could alter humanity's future.

Delhina Bhasto, a high school student in the present time. Everyone in high school mistreats her for being the smartest of all the classes. Her best friend, the one who always supported her, turned her back on her by throwing her from the seventh floor of her school out of envy. Because of that she was transported to medieval times, where she will meet new fantasy characters, elves, goblins, fairies, witches, vampires, werewolves etc. And the most important thing is that she will know that she has titan blood.

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