Your Mum Is So Fat Jokes

She inadvertently became the focus of a high-powered magnate from the Gu Corporation, earning the title of his exclusive darling. When word reached him that someone had invited his beloved to watch a movie, his immediate command was to purchase every cinema in the city and close them for "urgent maintenance"—effectively ensuring no one else could court his lady in such a manner. Upon hearing that a love letter had been sent to his young mistress, he demanded, "Bring it to me at once!" Struggling with the idea of writing a love letter himself, he was eager to find inspiration, ready to emulate any expression that captured the essence of his feelings. Her tranquil life was abruptly disrupted by his domineering ways, stirring up waves of drama. In his eyes, which regarded everything else as insignificant, only she had a place. He was resolved to devote himself to her completely. When a stubborn young lady meets a persistent big-shot determined to repay a perceived debt of gratitude, where will her heart ultimately lead her?

"A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh. Ezekiel 36:26."

Nash, A totally brilliant and intelligent boy was the dark horse of his school but however faces intimidating bullying from those older because he was not much of a tall person. Nash had a power that he himself was not sure of until it started bringing things he draws into reality. A notorious organisation called the Reality Syndicate had taken notice of such power and now they want it for themselves at all cause even if it means killing Nash. How will the story unfold??

Cynthia thought she had it all: wealth, family, friends, and a guy who loved her. She was actually happy in her life until everything turned into a worst nightmare, a man she loved. Victor and her best friend plotted against her; they killed her and took everything away from her. Cynthia was mercilessly shot on her wedding night. But it seemed like fate was on her side; she was saved by the most powerful man in the city, and when Cynthia woke up. All she wanted was vengeance, but can she defeat the man she loved with all her heart? Will she choose to forgive and love, or will she choose the most dangerous path of vengeance?

What happens when you meet a hybrid who doesn't emit any pheromones? Jake Mckenzie is an alpha who is returning to college after having dropped out for two years. Meeting up with his volleyball teammates and getting back into his old routine, the alpha meets a strange guy who wears a mask and seems to be the target of scary rumours. To his surprise, Nathaniel Callegari strangely doesn't emit any pheromones. That is, until he helps Jake deal with the sudden heat by being enveloped in pheromones that cause him to go into a late bloom. Now Jake has to help Nathaniel deal with his omega instincts and hope he doesn't fall in love with this mysterious masked boy.

※This book contains elements of likes and dislikes, such as coercive relationships. Please keep this in mind when using it. This is already my eighth suicide attempt. Empress Miledia did not die this time either. But this time it's a little strange. “Amnesia?” Emperor Lyle finds Miledia's operation laughable. They've been tormenting me so much the entire time, and now they're saying I'm losing my memory? Even if there is no need to postpone, the annexation date comes around once every two weeks. It's useless. Even so, I have no intention of giving it to you. However, if there is something that Lyle overlooked, it is that there really is another substance inside the shell. Soo-yeon Oh, an ordinary office worker in Korea. After his death due to absurdly excessive drinking, he entered the novel . Miledia is an extra who dies at the beginning of the play, but she survives. So what happens to the female protagonist, Seira? It's supposed to work out well with Lyle, right? The day of annexation arrived amidst confusion. For some reason, Miledia's strange scent stimulates Lyle's lust. “Your lips can’t be this sweet…” … .” From that day on, His Majesty's annoying obsession begins. Is this really okay?

This is a korean novel centered on a young woman named Ahn Jong who tried her best to raise her daughter Ji ah singlehandedly.Her life was not blissful,being a single parent she is disgraced and humiliated,she had a tough time at work unknown to her,her daughter,Ji ah also had a rough time at school.She was bullied by Il Seong the class bully,despite all odds Ji ah was able to make new friends who had her back.Things began to turn around in Ahn jong's life when she went on a blind date in place of her friend(Han sung).It has always been a normal blind date that she had always done in the past but this turn out to be different,it turned out to be the chairman's son of the company she worked in.He had just returned to Korea to handle his father's businesses.He went to the blind date arranged by his father and Han sung's father when he met Ahn Jong.He was cold at first but things changed when he met Ahn Jong, slowly they realised what they meant to each other but will it work out?.The son of a wealthy family falling in love with Ahn Jong a single parent.

I suddenly appeared in the movie Journey to the West that I was planning to watch And why are the characters here all women? *This is an English translation of my other work, and I will edit a few things from my original work to make it more suitable for readers. *My first language is not English so don't expect good grammar

Setiap orang kakak pasti punya tipenya sediri, ada yang hangat dan penyayang ada juga yang dingin tapi peduli tapi ada juga tipe yang lucu dan manis. Namun pasti selain tipe yang seperti itu pasti ada juga tipe lain yang aneh-aneh.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

After getting hit by a truck meant for someone else, Nico is compensated by transmigrating into the body of the illegitimate and only son of billionaire, Logan Voss. To keep this new life, he's given a single mission. Climb over his seven step sisters and inherit his father's wealth. So, why in the heavens does this involve collecting the stamps of 99 different ladies? [Ding! 10x cashback system activated.] [Ding! Stamp holder detected.] [Collect stamp to gain 10 times the stamp holder's wealth.] "Fun isn't something one considers when trying to save his own life. But this does put a smile on my face."

Life becomes a ball of confusion for Ji Hye Rin, a 27 year old Jobless woman who finds herself inside a popular novel called And So It Begun. Everything would be easy for her except for the fact that she hasn't read the novel or watched the drama adaptation. Join Hye Rin, who has now taken the Identity of Lady Vivian Diane Sullivan, the child of a mistress, and let's see how she'll find friendship, love and betrayal in unexpected places. . . . . . SNEAK PEEK "The traitor's father and all the men for 2 previous generations are to be beheaded in 3 days while the women in the family will be turned into government slaves." "This is the king's order and it should not be defied by anyone." The butler leaves the podium and the people start cheering. "Why are they smiling?" "Mother is going to die, why are you all laughing!" The people around me pays no attention as they cheered for a man with a large sword swinging it around Mother's head. In a blink of an eye, I feel something splash on my face. Her head is on the floor looking at me with tears rolling down her eyes. . . . . . Genres: Transmigration, Romance, Suspense, Mystery Sub-Genres: Revenge, Action, Comedy . . . Hope you have a nice time reading!!!

Waking up to an unknown wolrd that revolve around the talent that you where born with. Some were born with inhuman strength that can flatten moutain. Others were born with heavanly talent for weapon that can sperate ocean and split the sky. And fewer were born with power to wield elements and control the law of the world. But the heaven does not favour the human alone but also the beast. Rian a normal person from Earth now have to survive in this dangerous world witth the weakest talent "Teleportation". "Why is my Teleportation so underrated, this talent is OP"

Your brother's best friend is hot headed, extremely attractive, and not to mention off limits.

Why is life so hard? Is it because we have done bad deeds in our past lives? Or are we atoning for the sins of other? These are questions I ask my self, every day. Is it really just okay to kill your self? The only driving passion which keeps me lit in the darkest of nights right now is just the thought of revenge. The revenge for my mother who was hunted by a king. I. Will. MAke. HIM. SuFFeR.

Wu Su Yi, a lawyer by name and occupation. A strict woman who had made herself to become the woman she became today— respected by her subordinates and upright justice to its place. She preferred her life to become normal until… a certain boy had hugged her legs. Confused, she saved the boy only to be rewarded by a marriage. MARRIAGE?! While Wu Su Yi was perfect in all ways to others’ eyes, in fact there was a hidden layer beneath her than no one knew. When Han XI Guang came to her life, he was akin to a storm. A man with a good occupation— or was he also hiding his true, dangerous self? A match of a Queen and her loyal King who hid his true self from everyone but her. Extract— “I don’t need a husband,” Wu Su Yi repeated once again, her black eyes looked back at Han XiGuang’s darker eyes without showing a single fear, making him smile. She was the only person who could do this to him. “I can treat you like my Queen. All you wish would be my command and my wish is only for you to take care of my son.” She raised her eyebrows, unconvinced, “Whatever I would request to you, you will make it happen?” Han XiGuang took her hand and placed a kiss on her knuckles gently, “All your wish is my command. Who you ask me to defeat, what kind of victory I should have, and who I should kill. I would do it all for you, my lovely Queen and all I need is you to be beside me”

Neris Truide was born with the legendary purple jewel eyes of the ancient warrior Elandria. Despite this, her peers at the noble academy bully her mercilessly, destroying her self-esteem. Adopted by the wealthy and powerful duke Elandria because of her jewel eyes, Neris eventually marries Crown Prince Abelus―only to be pushed aside for his mistress Megara, who led the bullying at school. Neris's life ends at age thirty when she is poisoned by her adoptive sister Valentin. However, instead of dying, she wakes up back at age twelve with her memories of her previous life intact. Enrolled at the academy once more, she sets about exacting revenge on those who ostracized, assaulted, and ultimately murdered her. But she didn't expect that in this life, she'd cross paths with Cledwyn Maindulante, the cunning future ruler of the north. As a determined Neris sets out to make her enemies suffer―and prevent her murder―will Cledwyn turn out to be a dangerous foe, or her closest ally ever?

Charmaine, an ordinary office girl with a hefty appetite, gets Isekai-ed into a medieval world where she was expected to be a hero. Too bad she wasn't what they expected. She was a big girl working a dead-end job and was now being mistreated in a court who expected her to defeat the Dark Lord. Well, let's see if the Dark Lord's court treats her better.

In a world bound by divine power and the unyielding rule of the Drakonhart empire, Dante Blackwell—an author—finds himself reincarnated into his own dark novel as Lucian Westwood the holy saint. Before he realizes he is trapped, it happens fourteen times over. doomed to regress forever, will Dante escape the prison written by his own pen? or will he, the creator, become a destroyer of his own creation. "I wouldn't be back here again, if there was no world left to get back to" Note : The novel might often contain tragic, sensitive and dark elements. Extra tags: #rebirth #highfantasy #graveborns #witches #nonhumans #summons #shadowmancers #bloodmages #royalfamily #wizards #mindcontrol #schemes #nobles #fantasyworld #curroption #manipulation #assassins #plottwists #deicide #filicide #patricide #multipleleads

MC is bisexual Amelia is dead. Her spirit pet brought her to another world and threw her nascent soul into the body of a dying adopted Wang family's second young master. Unfortunately for him, his adopted sister is a reborn soul who knows that in the future he will torture his entire family for not loving him. Wang Ning is the Wang family's only daughter. She has a boyfriend who will fall for the heroine of the original work and leave her to share the powerful heroine with her elder brother along with a few others. In the novel the heroine who was previously ugly and poor, awakens the power to control the dead. The original heroine is not a delicate flower but a powerful woman who rises with the change. She can turn zombies into her own skeleton army as long as they are not more powerful than her. Her face that was previously hideous because of a large birthmark is purified by her power to control the dead. It is an innate aura that is accumulated in her body over time and then she can send it out to control the minds of the dead. This energy is very good for her and cleans her system making her as beautiful as a goddess. This is partly why men are willing to share her in the apocalyse.

Tags: Comedy, Action, Romance, School Life, Adventure, Slice of Life, Reincarnation, Transmigration, Martial Arts, Magic, Genius Protagonist, Ugly Male Lead, Fat Male Lead, Handsome Male Lead, Character Progression, Worshipped MC, Mysterious Past, Heartwarming, Beautiful Female Lead, Clingy Lover, Weak to Strong, Loved MC, Rich Protagonist, Famous Protagonist. Damian Is A Magician Who Meets His End When He Receives Death From The Celestials after Corrupting Hell. Then, As A Final Gift By The Will Of The Universe, He Gets Reincarnated In The Body Of Torao Takabe 16 Years Old Lolicon Enjoyer. So He Has To Rebuild This Body And Become Stronger So That He Can Fulfil His Wishes... Or At Least This Was His Plan. Torao Takabe Aliases: NTR king The Cucker, The Cuckmaker #1 Dick Mindbreak world record holder Mason Liu Satan's Seat Warmer Occupation / Titles: Grand NTR Fiend Affiliation: Seggs With Little Girls, The C-word, Doctor Eggman (one time at a con) Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejUcnpwNDLs&t=11s Prologue In volume 0 And also, please tell me about any mistake in the novel, NO MATTER HOW SMALL IT IS. There will also be a system later.

Maxwell is a professional sugar baby and otaku that got transported into a NTR eroge as the fat and ugly antagonist. [Ding! Thr Heroine Capturing System is online!] [The Main Character is Skinny and annoying as f*ck! Make him pay for this!!!] ]Daily Mission: Make 5 people consider Rope Maxing[ [Reward: + 3 centimeters in height] ]Daily Mission: Mog at least 3 people with A+ in looks[ [Reward: + 4 months of natural tren] "Elixirs? Nah I am all natural!" "He is 54 kg 5'3 ugly Ectomorph, how can he even attract women?" "100 Squats? Training legs? Are you right in the head?" "How dare you be femboy. Do you know how much testosterone you are wasting." "Hiding my power? No way I am hiding those things." Watch Max as he dominates the world of talent and cheat abilities with only the power of self improvement. ........................................................................ No BrainRot (NO yuri, NTR or Yaoi)