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Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

[Ding! You get 1 Stone Block!] [Ding! You get 1 Dirt Block!] Bob the builder! Oop sorry cannot anger the copyright God on summary alone. Ben is a great uncle…. Yes he was living a poor photographer for daily news paper named…. Okay this gonna make the God angry, let’s try again. Ben is your average construction worker, one day he suddenly find himself surrounded by darkness. He was confused how he found himself in here, but a system screen appear in his eyes. [Congratulations you have been choosen as a Crafter] [You get 1 Blockify PickaAxe] [You get 1 crude dimensional pocket]

Billie Bob Jones never intended to work with the second richest man on Earth, yet after being asked to do a favor for his best friend he found himself in a dilemma. Not only had he caught the attention of the famed billionaire, he had also caught the attention of the most dangerous man on Earth. His simple life of riding horses, competing in rodeos and helping his stepdad Clyde on the ranch gets upturned when he becomes the new prey of the one and only Benedito Goncalo Cruz Pereira.

Just a warning the first few chapters may be worse because I wrote them when I couldn't write well but in my opinion 15+ chapters will be much better than the previous ones, please give it a chance. Bob Reloud was a strange kid—psychopathic, autistic, and introverted. On the surface, he didn't fit the typical image of a psychopath, but when he got angry, he became something else entirely: a bloodthirsty predator, driven purely by instinct. The first sign of his violent nature emerged in kindergarten when he was just five. A classmate destroyed his favourite toy car, a cherished gift from his grandfather. Enraged, Bob's face turned red, and foam gathered at the corners of his mouth. In a fit of uncontrollable fury, he gouged the boy's eye, causing severe injuries that left the child hospitalized for a week. His parents, horrified, took him to a psychiatrist who reviewed footage of the incident. But when the psychiatrist met Bob, he found a calm, seemingly ordinary autistic boy. After weekly sessions revealed nothing abnormal beyond his autism, the psychiatrist concluded that it was an isolated incident—a strange, unexplainable outburst. However, Bob's parents remained cautious, assigning him a special tutor and treating him with apprehension, afraid to provoke another violent episode. One evening, his father came home drunk, as he often did, and began his habit of throwing insults at Bob's mother. Bob had grown accustomed to these rants. Afterward, his father sat down to watch football. Bob, fiddling with a stolen phone, accidentally blasted music at full volume. Bob’s dad started beating him, and his mom tried to calm him down, but it was too late. Bob became extremely angry, went into his psycho mode, and murdered his parents. Officer Danzel responded to the call. Breaking down the door, he was met with a chilling scene: a boy covered in dried blood, sitting calmly on the couch, the decomposing corpses of his parents beside him. "Don't move, or I'll shoot!" Danzel barked, his hand on his gun. Bob raised his hands. Danzel covered up the murders, taking Bob under his wing. Over the years, he moulded Bob into a spy and assassin—a tool for his purposes. Bob excelled at killing, but he despised espionage, finding it tedious. Worse still, Danzel kept him trapped, threatening to expose his past if he ever tried to leave. Eventually, Bob devised a plan to free himself. Over months, he deliberately botched missions, creating enough trouble to provoke Danzel's wrath. Finally, Danzel snapped. Now, Bob stood on the subway platform, a grin on his face and a backpack on his shoulders. For the first time, he felt free. Boarding the train, Bob heard the powerful voice of the demon. The apocalypse was about to begin, and his story could finally unfold.

Official Art for the Novel at @the_original_realm (I am not sure if this is allowed, if its not please inform me and I will remove the link) Ten years ago, six-year-old Luke Mace witnessed the impossible. On a snowy mountain, during what was supposed to be an ordinary family hike, a monstrous creature emerged from a glowing portal and tore his life apart, killing his parents before vanishing into thin air. No one believed his story. The official explanation was an avalanche, but Luke has never forgotten the truth: the creature, and the strange portal, were real. Now sixteen, Luke joins a school field trip to the same mountain, only to find himself drawn back to the site of his deepest pain. As the snow falls and strange forces awaken, the portal reactivates, pulling Luke into Aethereon, a realm of ancient power and shifting landscapes, brimming with the mysterious energy known as Advent. In this otherworldly dimension, Luke discovers that the creature responsible for his parents' deaths, known only as The Anomaly, roams freely, a force of chaos that answers to no one. Determined to confront it and make it pay for what it took from him, Luke begins his journey, joined by a group of unlikely companions he meets along the way. Together, they navigate the perils of Aethereon, from its labyrinthine forests to its towering, crystalline peaks, facing foes born of Advent's raw power. As Luke learns to wield Advent himself, he realizes that his quest for revenge is far more complicated than he imagined. The Anomaly is more than just a killer-it is a being tied to the fabric of both Aethereon and Earth, and its existence threatens to unravel the balance between worlds. To survive and protect everything he loves, Luke must face not only the monster but the truths buried deep within himself. The Original Realm is a gripping story of loss, vengeance, and self-discovery, as Luke Mace ventures into the unknown to confront the past and forge his own path forward.

Lucinda Perry, a social recluse and a workaholic, makes a pledge to herself to go all wild on her twenty-fifth birthday and even score a one night stand if she gets her long deserved promotion at work. Few days to her twenty-fifth birthday, she gets promoted to not just a higher position but to the head office in a different city. Having to spend her birthday night in a new city, she goes to the club where she meets a very handsome stranger, Thomas Hank, who offers to be her one night stand after catching a glimpse of her dare-to-do list, which included having a one night stand. Thomas Hank, after having been used by several ladies in the past, is bent on getting the lady of his dreams who would love him for himself and not his wealth. So when he meets the cute and naive Lucinda Perry at the club, he decides to keep his true identity from her and find out if she was worth keeping. ***Excerpt*** What is more entertaining than a crazy side character? Say hello to Sonia and Bryan. Sonia's heart stopped beating for a second, and then different thoughts started flying right through her head at that same time. Bryan Hank? Her celebrity crush was kneeling right in front of her and asking her to be his wife? Was he mistaking her for someone? Was it possible this was a skit, or maybe this was like one of those celebrity pranks, and there were cameras around, waiting to capture her make a fool of herself? Or perhaps she was dreaming? Sonia wondered as she looked around them, but all she saw were curious onlookers. "Please! Be my wife and make me the happiest man on Earth," He said in a very loud voice that caught the attention of everyone. Her editor who she had been waiting on for over an hour because he was trying to sign a deal with a movie producer who was interested in one of her stories, showed up at that moment, "Sonia, you know Bryan Hank?" Her editor asked in genuine surprise as he watched the scene before him. It seemed like an hour had passed since Bryan went on his knees, but it had only been a minute. Bryan knew no lady would be crazy enough to accept such a crazy proposal, and even if any were, paying her off and calling off the whole thing would be easy since all he wanted was the scandal that could come from this. The headlines were either going to be about his rejected Marriage proposal or his supposed engagement, which would be enough to let Sophia off the hook. "Yes!" Sonia said as she bobbed her head excitedly and extended her finger for him to wear her the ring. "Yes?" Bryan asked in confusion when he heard her response. "Yes! I will be your wife and make you the happiest man in the world!" Sonia said with a giggle and wiggled her fingers until Bryan slid the ring down her finger. Surprisingly the ring was her exact size, and it sat on her finger like it was made just for her. The sound of applause erupted all around them as Sonia stood up with a big smile on her face and embraced Bryan before kissing him right on the lips. Bryan was slightly taken aback by her boldness but quickly recovered since this was his game, and he had to play along. He was the one who had approached her first, after all. So when she tried to break the kiss, he held her chin and slowly nibbled on her lower lip before parting her lips with his tongue and sucked on it in a teasing manner, eliciting a moan from Sonia. Sonia felt light-headed. This was too good to be true. It just had to be a dream. How else could she explain that one moment she was seated at the lobby of a hotel waiting for her editor, and the next she was engaged to her celebrity crush and was kissing him right here in the open? (PS: Photo belongs to me. Art by @imagineTishaD)

in this world wild beast roam Killing others devouring them in the dark, but in truth the worst beast hides it's identity in the light calling themselves humanity. reincarnated in the body of a beast watch as Adam walks in this world gaining strength and influence on his road to the peak

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

In the year 2205, Prof. Dr. Dr. Heimrich von Wittelsbach, a celebrated but enigmatic scientist, comes tantalizingly close to unlocking the secret of eternal life. His groundbreaking research in stem cell technology and futuristic bioengineering pushes the boundaries of human potential. But when a catastrophic failure during a critical experiment tears the fabric of space and time, Heimrich is hurled into a brutal medieval world—a land dominated by warlords, superstition, and relentless chaos. Follow the life and story of a person driven by a hardcore rational mindset, sick of the endless bureaucracy, ethical constraints, and moral standards of modern society, which he views as barriers to true progress. how will he change history and build his own eternal empire?

Ishida Riku was your quintessential high school student -easygoing, a little shy, but always up for a good time. As he celebrated his friend's birthday, laughter echoed through the party, colorful balloons bobbing in rhythm with their joyous shouts. However, the night took a wild turn when a few too many drinks struck him, sending him teetering between euphoric highs and dizzying lows. As he stumbled out of the party into the cool night air, Riku was blissfully unaware that destiny was about to turn his life upside down. With a classic, comically tragic twist of fate, our beloved Truck-kun came barreling down the street, and just like that, Riku vanished into the ether, whisked away to a land far beyond his imagination. Suddenly, he found himself reincarnated as Ray Aldihard, a character known only as a minor villain in the beloved video game 'Capture Target.This game, rife with twists, turns, and alluring characters, had pit the fateful hero against Ray, who was notoriously infamous for his cunning ways and dubious schemes. But now, with Riku's spirited presence occupying Ray's body, everything was about to change. Armed with knowledge of the game's mechanics and plot, he was determined to forge his own path-one that would not only defy the confines of villainy but also turn the tables on the unsuspecting protagonists. Join Riku as he transforms from an ordinary boy into an extraordinary figure embroiled in romance and rivalry. His escapades might just draw you in, making you wonder whether a villain can truly become a hero-or if there's still more mischief left to stir. Please support Riku with your power stones and offer your thoughts in the comments; your guidance is appreciated as he ventures deeper into this sensual saga! Warning: This is a r18 novel. MC will steal other people's women while he himself will be safe from green hat. thank you.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

This novel is an epic fantasy story centered on knights, gods, and demons. It follows the journey of the "Blood Leopard Tenzang," a dark knight bearing the stigma of rebellion, as he seeks peace in the Misty Forest, only to be drawn into a grander conspiracy. Below is a detailed summary and characteristics: Opening The story begins with a first-person narration by Tenzang, the protagonist. Three years prior, the Dark Knight Rebellion swept through the Bourbon Empire, but it was eventually suppressed. Having lost his family and honor, Tenzang became a fugitive wandering aimlessly across the Apennine Continent. He ultimately arrives at the legendary Misty Forest, a place shrouded in mist and mystery, where he attempts to leave his past behind and live a simple, peaceful life. Scenes Misty Forest: The primary setting of the novel, this enigmatic forest is perpetually veiled in mist, exuding an ancient aura. It is filled with mythical beast ruins, treacherous swamps, and untold mysteries. Sica Mountains: A mountain range surrounding the forest, acting both as a geographical barrier and a repository of secrets. Bourbon Empire: A powerful empire known for its ruthless suppression of rebellions, the primary antagonist force against Tenzang and his allies. Mythical Beast Ruins: Sites of ancient power and secrets, these locations drive much of the story’s progression. Time and Background The story is set in a fictional fantasy world during a post-rebellion era. Society is in turmoil, and the Bourbon Empire enforces its rule with an iron fist. The remnants of the Dark Knight Rebellion are hunted relentlessly. Meanwhile, myths and legends of gods, beasts, and demons permeate the world, adding depth and mystery to its history. Major Conflicts 1. Internal Struggles: Tenzang battles with his guilt and struggles to escape the shadow of his past crimes. 2. The Awakening of Mythical Beasts: As Tenzang ventures deeper into the Misty Forest, he discovers ruins linked to mythical beasts, hinting at a greater looming crisis. 3. Imperial Pursuit: The Bourbon Empire’s relentless hunt forces Tenzang to once again take up arms. 4. Humans vs. Mythical Beasts: Tenzang’s past battle with the Breller Demon Dragon taught him the vast gap in power between mortals and divine beings, prompting him to seek deeper truths. Climax The climax unfolds as Tenzang discovers the ruins of the “Yinchellti Dragon” deep within the Misty Forest. Unwittingly, he awakens the slumbering mythical beast and unlocks an ancient seal, releasing the power of a long-imprisoned evil deity. The deity attempts to use Tenzang as a vessel to re-enter the mortal world. At the same time, the Bourbon Empire’s army surrounds the forest, creating a three-way confrontation. Tenzang must decide between protecting the Misty Forest, resisting the evil deity, and confronting the empire’s forces. Ending In the final battle, Tenzang forms a symbiotic bond with the Yinchellti Dragon, using its power to seal the evil deity and repel the empire’s forces. However, this comes at a great personal cost. Tenzang chooses to merge with the Misty Forest, becoming its eternal guardian. In doing so, he sheds the title of "Blood Leopard Tenzang" and finds redemption for his past, finally achieving inner peace. Features 1. Epic Style: The story spans vast geographic settings and tells of the protagonist’s growth and ultimate sacrifice. 2. Character Development: The protagonist’s complex inner world and growth arc are the heart of the story. 3. Atmospheric Mystery: The vivid depiction of the Misty Forest and mythical beast ruins creates an otherworldly, supernatural ambiance. 4. Diverse Conflicts: The narrative weaves internal struggles, human versus nature, mortal versus mythical, and rebellion versus empire into a cohesive tale. 5. Profound Themes: Through Tenzang’s journey, the story explores themes of guilt and redemption, power and responsibility. This novel offers readers

"Impossible! Did he evolve that pathetic Lv1 Wolf in a Lv100 Demon Lord?" "Forget that little puppy dearest immortal, look at this SSS-ranked sword that has been lost since the Edo Tensei Harem era!" — After dying on his way to work one Monday morning, Bob reincarnated in Retribution Online — a roguelike where he would never die, coming back stronger after death. After skipping the great tutorial, and dying in his first run, he unlocked two overpowered developer haxs! Facing a powerful foe? Underlevel them. Need a powerful ally? Overlevel them! Wait a second. There is this legendary supreme ultimate godly immoral staff hidden in the lair of the most feared Moon Divine Emperor? I'll have my army of Lv100 mobs deal with that issue. Witness his meteoric rise to the top! His goal to become the greatest gaming legend to have ever lived— after he escaped this labyrinth of eldritch abominations. —— What to expect: OP MC with OP ARMY! NO NTR/YURI/INCEST NOT FAST-PACED MC IS NOT HIDING STRENGTH VILLAIN/MORALLY WEAK MC Do not expect: Caricature Characters Pokemon Harem Forced Romance MC is touchy with killing Kind, Loving, and Clueless MC -- Patreon Support: https://www.patreon.com/maxholmes460 Power Stone Goals: 200 PS: Weekly 1 Bonus Chapters (on Sundays) Golden Ticket Goals: 80 GT: Weekly 2 Bonus Chapters (on Sundays) Magic Castle or Higher Super Gift: up to 5 Bonus Chapters (in 3 Days)

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

This world is against us all. Social media is killing our brains. Our bed is killing our motivation. Everyone is trying to get in your way or make use of you. The only one that supports you is yourself. But even that does not always happen... The protagonist is not in the greatest state of mind. Certain people, however, start to bring up some bad memories he had burried and some unfortunate events unfold near him, leading to a change in his life. The last changes in his life, however, did not have a positive effect in him so these ones surely won't be different. He just wants to hide forever. Don't we all want that sometimes.

In a world where gods once walked among mortals, Zaroth, the God of Omniscience, Strength, Corruption, Doomsdays, and Dominion, awakens after eons of slumber. Once the Creator's chosen ruler of all realms, his reign was cut short when the other gods, fearing his growing power, betrayed and sealed him away. Now, freed by a band of unlikely adventurers, Zaroth sets out on a journey to reclaim his purpose, rediscover his Creator's will, and uncover the secrets of the fabled Crown of Transcendence—the ultimate symbol of divine authority. But the world has changed. The gods conspire in shadows, mortals rebel against divine control, and Zaroth must confront his inner conflict: Is he the benevolent guide the Creator intended or the harbinger of destruction the gods feared? As alliances shift and destinies collide, Zaroth finds himself walking a fine line between redemption and domination. Alongside a growing cast of allies and adversaries, he seeks to reshape the world, balancing divine power with mortal free will. The Warth of the Forgotten is a tale of gods, mortals, and the price of ultimate power, blending epic battles, intricate politics, and the timeless struggle between light and shadow. Will Zaroth ascend to his true destiny, or will he become the very force that the world must unite to destroy?

Bob is an unlucky guy who loves toilet jokes, but when he dies and wakes up in a fantasy world, he gets more than he bargained for. Instead of becoming a powerful fire mage like he dreams, he’s forced to be a Poop Mage, with gross spells and a stinky magic system called P.U.M.A. With the help of his “Fiery Fecal Flame” spell, Bob must earn "Stink Points" to unlock new abilities, but all his magic revolves around poop. The villagers hate him, he accidentally causes chaos wherever he goes, and even a group of holy knights called "The White Order" sees him as a threat. Desperate to change his fate, Bob sets out to find a real mage who can teach him fire magic. Along the way, he meets weird allies like a sarcastic rogue named Roxanne, young noble Cooper, a clueless fire mage mentor, and a strange daoist master.

The day before the wedding, Winnie witnessed her fiancé cheating on her and having sex with a strange woman in the wedding room! "The one your fiancé is having sex with is my girlfriend." The handsome man who came to catch the cheating approached and whispered in her ear."I can marry you." Amid the scumbag's sarcasm, the man she had only met once dragged her to the Civil Affairs Bureau. In fact, Winnie guessed from the beginning that Bob, who married her in a flash, was not an ordinary person.He has a noble temperament, is generous, lives in a mansion, drives a luxury car, and can even afford to keep a female model! But she never expected that at the company's annual meeting, when they were expecting the mysterious heir to appear, they would see the man who slept in the same bed with her last night! "Our future boss is so handsome, but unfortunately, he is not interested in women." The female employees showed crazy expressions, staring at the man on the stage and sighing. Winnie: "..." Thinking of the man who pestered her for more and more last night, making her almost late for work in the morning... As expected, the rumors can't be believed!

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

This is a story on earth, thousands of years into the future. Due to certain events some humans now have abnormal power while some humans are still just small like mortals. Technology has advanced in certain parts, but most is lost. Follow Cor as he chases supernatural strength, extraordinary power and most important of all: survival. This story incorporates real life biological concepts and real ideas to make a magical story. There are realistic aspects but the bulk is more magical then real. The main character is ambitious. This could mean that he becomes a hero and it could also mean he becomes a villain. Or maybe it just isn't all that black and white. Read the story and find out. PS: This is my first story and I am very busy studying, so updates will likely be highly irregular. You can always stick around for the long run though! Also be sure to comment about any mistakes regarding biological concepts or martial art theories, because I am not perfect and it would be awesome to learn new things.

Chloe is a teenager with psychological problems, she has a distorted worldview and ends up seeing things in a somewhat strange way. She now finds herself in an awkward situation with her friend Bob, will she get her happy ending? Or will she live in sadness.

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

"You think I'm obsessed of power?" He took one step forward towards me, my whole system stiffened. My heart drum inside my chest and my breath hitch with excitement and fear. "Seems like it," "There are two things I'm obsessed of," He held me tightly as he wrapped his rough hand around my wrist. I tried to wiggle free against his strong hold. "I... I don't care," my voice came out ghastly. "One," the thickness of his voice laced through my skin. "You are my obsession," "Two..." He slurs. "Pinning you in my bed, chained, and screaming my name from unbearable pleasure until you past out." And his eyes have become so dark, they would be able to swallow me whole. "You're a nutcase," my lips quivered as his fingers trailed against the small part of my neck. "You, in my bed, legs spread wide open...chained and screaming my name until you beg me to stop." His adams apple bobs in his throat as his hand tucks a strand of hair behind my ear. "You like that about me, my unhinged mind and how I f*ck you rough my love, let me remind you of that." My breath deepened and I fought the need to kiss him or lick my lips as an invitation. ************** Shiloh battles against her complicated life everyday. Being a part of weak witches in their town she is known to be dumb and mute girl who sells faulty potions for a bag of elixirs while her brother is thriving in the famous academia. Yet one night her peaceful life came crashing down. She was kissed by a vampire! She was intoxicated and addicted to the man's sweet lips. But her addiction is fatally wrong for vampires are being hunt and killed for 'safety'. What will she do when the man in the alleyway was a part of her past? The man who loved...and killed her.

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This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

So I am looking for a novel I forgot the name of it and and so it goes like this there's a guy has on his 2nd account which is a blue Smurf a crafter on his 2nd account he has 5 masteries in crafting he has this wish item has gonna wish for the next level Which goes to guru level all his Crafting ability like extra equipment and stuff is there on the 2nd account, Goes to another world after some mishap with 2nd account which is talented in magic which is Smurf (Human) is found by a mage In the middle of a forest by the time he wakes up the mage is making a Strengthening potions

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.