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A fresh new take on dual narrative storytelling, blending awkward high school crush conversations with the thrill of slicing off a three-headed dungeon beast’s heads. Ranjiro Akizora is the fearless samurai who protects villages from goblin hordes, shadow beasts, and crooked bandits. At least... on paper. In reality? He’s a third-year high school nobody. No friends, no social skills, and a Charisma stat that might as well be negative. His only real strength? A dangerously overdeveloped hyper-imagination and a homebrewed fantasy role-playing game no one’s ever played, because no one’s ever asked. But it’s his final year. One last chance to roll for initiative in real life. So, he does the unthinkable: starts a club. A tabletop club. Safe, nerdy, low risk. Until two of the school’s most terrifyingly beautiful girls show up. The kind you’d expect on magazine covers, not sitting at a nerd’s table. One rules the hallways like a pop idol in a student council blazer: all perfect grades, perfect smile, and a voice that could convince anyone to follow her lead. The other doesn’t speak unless it matters, and when it does, it cuts through you like a spell. They’re the queens of campus, untouchable and untouching… until they pull up chairs, roll the dice, and crash into Ranjiro’s world like a divine punishment written by the gods of chaos and romance alike. What started as a simple roleplaying game unravels into something far more dangerous. A shared world where unspoken feelings take shape, hidden truths bleed into fantasy, and every choice reveals more than anyone intended. The characters they play begin to echo the parts of themselves they keep buried: the longing, the fear, the jealousy, the hope. And the deeper the story goes, the harder it becomes to tell where the fantasy ends… and their real selves begin. Because in this game, it’s not just monsters they’re facing. It’s each other. And maybe the scariest part isn’t what happens in the world they built… but what it brings out of them when the game ends. Critical Hit Series! is a genre-bending love letter to both shounen adventure and shoujo romance. A dual narrative that turns the everyday into the epic, and makes you wonder: When does pretending stop being pretend?

"Your world is about to change." A voice whispered to me. I turned around but everywhere was dark and I couldn't make anything or anyone out. "Who is there?" I called out into the darkness. "I'm a friend Arin, no need to be frightened." The soft voice called out to me. "What do you want with me?" I questioned, my senses on high alert as I could feel the person moving around me in circles. "I don't want anything from you. I'm here to help you." The woman revealed and my brows furrowed in confusion. "Help me?" I asked. Arin is an omega born into the Bloodfang Pack, a role she’s long accepted but never fully embraced. Growing up with her best friend Siena, who dreams of becoming Luna, Arin has always been overlooked and dismissed by those around her, especially the Alpha’s sons, the triplets Kael, Jaxon, and Rowan. However, on her 18th birthday, everything shifts when Arin learns that her mate bond has been forged with one of the triplets. The triplets, each with their own distinct personalities and goals, are drawn into a tangled web of competition, love, and duty. Arin’s bond shifts between them, causing tension and uncertainty within the Pack. But Arin’s journey takes an unexpected turn when she learns of her true heritage: she is the descendant of an ancient royal bloodline, and her powers are linked to the Moonwell, the Pack’s most sacred and powerful source of life. As the Moonwell begins to fade, Arin’s destiny is revealed. Only she can restore the Moonwell and save the Pack, but doing so means losing her mate bond forever. The battle for the Pack’s future escalates when a betrayal leads to a civil war, and one of the triplets sacrifices himself to protect Arin and restore balance. With the Pack’s survival hanging by a thread, Arin must face the harsh reality of her choices and what it means to lead.

Cain got stuck in the land of demonkind! I sure hope he survives.

She thought she was free. Until a billionaire and his daughter saw her — and decided she was theirs. One wanted a wife. The other wanted a mother. Neither asked if she agreed. They watched her for two years. Followed her every move. Until one day, they flew across the world and bought her future — with smiles, paperwork, and charm that smelled like roses but felt like chains. Now, she sleeps in silk sheets she didn’t choose. Wears clothes she didn’t buy. Answers to a name she didn’t earn. Every touch is a test. Every night is a transaction. And every whispered “I love you” is a warning. She hides pills beneath her tongue. She dreams of running. But there is no escape — only a cage made of wealth, obsession, and unbearable intimacy. Because he doesn’t just want her body. He wants her compliance. Her mind. Her loyalty. Her womb. And when the daughter discovers the truth — she doesn’t cry. She accuses. Now the doors are locked. The smiles are gone. And the only thing more terrifying than being watched… is being needed. This isn’t love. This is possession with a wedding ring. This is family, twisted into obsession. This is what happens when a girl becomes the answer to someone else's madness.

A history professor discovers a coded manuscript in Spain and after deciphering the codex, he appears dead as part of the rituals of a secret society from the Middle Ages and sends the manuscript to two people, one of whom is Gregory Evans, who is now part of a plot in which he is one of the chosen ones by this sect to protect the greatest relic of all time, the Ark of the Covenant. In yet another surprising plot full of twists and turns, Gregory Evans races against time and unravels humanity's greatest mystery, without knowing that everyone has been deceived the whole time.

Aiko Shirai was a washed-up mangaka with three cancellations and a dying dream—until a mysterious pen appeared in her kitchen. No name. No owner. But when she used it, her new manga exploded to #1 overnight. Every panel drawn with it is gold. Every stroke sells. Her art is suddenly flawless. Her name? Back on top. The industry that once laughed now worships her. But fame draws more than fans. Rival artists want what she has. Editors grow suspicious. Because the pen doesn’t just draw manga. It draws from her—memories, pain, ambition. The deeper she uses it, the more it shapes her world... and warps it. Now Aiko must protect her secret, defend her success, and survive a world where failure means vanishing, and popularity is everything. Because in an industry this obsessed with hits, the deadliest thing you can hold is a pen that makes them on it's own.

Lance, an ordinary high school senior, is on the cusp of a normal summer when the world begins to unravel. As demonic forces rise, he discovers a hidden destiny: he is a Bellator, a descendant of ancient heroes with godlike powers. Thrust into a perilous world, Lance must quickly master his newfound abilities and join forces with a secretive order. Alongside his best friend, Elizabeth, he embarks on a perilous quest to stop the impending apocalypse and save humanity.

Good news to all you can read the advanced chapters of my novel for only 2$/ month from now on in my my patr eon page at: pa treon.com/Fatenovels. thank you for your support.... ............... Cultivation World Invasion, The System Hit An Old Clock Instead of Real Daughter ………………………… All these things would be with 18+ characters only so please don’t imagine strange things and cause me trouble. By the way, I accept suggestions but not negative comments that can spoil my mood, if you don’t like my work just leave instead of wasting my time. ……………………………… She was an over stressed office worker that has a hobby of being a sneaky exhibitionist and one day she came to the balcony to relieve her stress with a climax. Just when she was about to climax she heard her neighbor shout. She accidentally stepped on her love juices sprayed on the bird poop and slipped out from the 11 floor. Well she was too stressed, excited and frightened. So only her body went down but her soul flew up. Suddenly her soul was pulled by a fish hook and pulled into endless space. ……………………. This world is similar to earth but the fertility of the world has long since exhausted. Because of this world has unified into a single nation to collectively suppress the low class people. Only high class people can eat proper food. One day this world that is a planet has opened up like a nail and inserted itself into a valley in a bigger planet forming a small island in the lake. The satellites fell but people found this new world and started exploration for food and this new world. New world has special energy that destroyed all kinds of electric equipment pulling people to the dark ages. ………………………. Mohini Titly is the real daughter of the titly family but after her mother died her father has remarried and they already had a daughter. The step mother and daughter purposefully lost her along with a pendent that Mohini is wearing. They took her back specifically for the pendent because it is the key to a treasure stash that Mohini’s mother’s family has hidden secretly. They know the location but cannot open it without locket and the bloodline member that is Mohini. Forced opening would drop the things into an underground river leading to abyss. But after bringing her to take the treasures, they used her as free worker and finally signed her up to the go to the new world land to farm and explore. The new world has fierce creatures that even bullets cannot pierce their skin. The job she earned as an orphan before was coaxed away by her step sister. So she died slowly in that place eaten by the beasts. But her soul lived and watched all the things. She saw that their exploration team actually came across a cultivator country and the current earth was invaded by them quickly. Then the people started to cultivate… She later passed through to another earth to become stressed worker that died just now and returned back to her current world with both sets of memories. The system that pulled her should enter her body but the exhibitionist reflexes acted and she dodged. The system hit an old clock to occupy but it gave her a new power that is the control over time. She can revert back her age and store time energy. She can use the time to speed up the growth of the things with the help of the system. But she needs lust points to use various functions of this system. The pervert knows best about lust and she started a journey taking revenge, enjoying the world, stealing chances from heroines, cucking the heroines and turning protagonists into eunuchs she lives a beautiful life. ……………………………………… This story contains real and fake daughter, luck plundering, netorare, netorase, exhibitionism, cuck, cheating, revenge, cultivation, time travel, magical space, outdoor play, slut, bitch, whore, system, and magical space read it at your own risk… …………………….

> In a world where demon outbreaks tear through cities like wildfire, only the elite Rankers stand between chaos and annihilation. Anya, known as the Ice Queen, is cold, brilliant, and battle-hardened beyond her years. Leading Unit-7, she lives by the blade and hides behind silence. But when a mission goes wrong, and she’s forced to shield an innocent child with her own body, a mysterious boy named Dev appears from nowhere—his timing perfect, his aura unknown, and his presence... unsettling. From cursed zones to tangled emotions, Anya’s world begins to fracture—and within the ashes, something stirs. What happens when fire touches ice? “Ashes of the Void” is a fast-paced anime-style fantasy drama filled with demon battles, squad bonds, emotional awakenings, and sparks of romance. Perfect for fans of Solo Leveling, Demon Slayer, and Jujutsu Kaisen.

..... Chiron lived an unfortunately miserable life as an orphan. Just when he managed to get rich as a result of a book about a world he saw in his dreams, he was murdered by a deranged Fan He was even unable to enjoy his vast wealth before his death. But Fate had other plans for him. He was reborn in the same book he wrote as the main character. But there was a big problem. According to his book, the main character was to die at the end, risking his life for the safety of the world. To sacrifice one's self for the world was not his style. After all, he had already experienced death before. There was no way in hell was he going to give his life for anybody. Instead of following the story arch and becoming a hero, he forges his own path on the road to true villiany and immortality. However can he win when his enemy is Fate itself and the Gods that command it? Especially with the Fate Change System he can never truly trust. ...... Note: The MC has no morality. Very Sick Shit happens in this book. I mean things that will make even your parents shy away. You have been warned!!! No Romance= (The Ancestors forbid it) Simping= (The MC would prefer Death please) Familiar bonds= (Family exists only for benefits.) Stray off the part of Power= (only to go kill a nation or something and we back on track) (My Discord: https://discord.gg/5Gexp9wW)

Weary reader, it is an honor that you have chosen this book amidst the heavy, shadowy shelves of this somber library. However, I regret to inform you that this book is ill. Your fingers should be able to feel the raised, diseased growths on the surface of its cover. The words, written long ago, cling to the pages like parasites, hoping for someone to observe their writhing, to feel them, analyze them, and touch the diseased core of this story. If you insist on borrowing this book, please be sure to regularly check your own physical condition.

After a near death experience thanks to his own mother, Jake Hollander has an adverse reaction to people, baseball, and family. His feeling of abandonment is slowly lost thanks to his foster family, The Atkins. They take him in and change his mind about everything. He becomes more open, better at baseball, and craves for family. Slowly all wishes are granted. Instagram: @writerhalf_empty https://www.patreon.com/half_empty ~~The Last Curve can be found there, a short story about Rhys Please read on Webnovel! **Names, faces, and places aren’t real. A work of fiction. Nonetheless, it is my work of fiction so please don’t post it without permission. *I have used school names that do exist though, but I would like everyone to know that I have no affiliation with them. Nor do my views reflect their views. **Also, I bought the royalty-free license for my cover. Which means I can use it without having to pay royalties. If you have any questions, comment on my latest chapter or reach me on discord.

love — heartbreak — and a good book to read? not everyone gets it. BUT, some of it can be obtained by not just me... but you as well!. read this book to experience not just one or two but almost endless supply of romance stories filled with heartbreak, bittersweet endings or even happy endings! ------ the hit of romances [ version english ]

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Shujaa Mkubwa's Dying Sun Empire has overstayed its welcome by a century or two. In every corner of Ihlok Vartul's four continents, people are holding onto life, gods, and spirits as they try to avoid being crushed by the weight of industry, political corruption, and realpolitik. In this, the unremarkable Basic have it worst, skittering between the thundering boots of magic and blessing. Young Fortus Ngubane is just about ready to quit.

✴︎ From the Elder Chronicles, preserved in the Sanctum of Eldor Six centuries ago, a new force breathed itself into the world — a power not born of incantation nor drawn from relics, but awakened from within. The ancients called it Maind, the First Pulse — pure, unfiltered life-force. In time, it came to be known by a simpler name: Hit. Across the scattered kingdoms of the realm, magic had long flickered in the hands of the few — charms and rituals, arcane glyphs, elemental whispers. But none could compare to the concentrated brilliance of Hit as it bloomed within the borders of Miravalia. It was here, in lands closest to the Source, that the first wielders arose. Two brothers: Justice Lee, whose heart beat with purpose, and Matteo Lee, whose ambition eclipsed reason. Bound by blood, divided by vision. Justice sought to unite and protect; Matteo hungered to remake and rule. They were the first to awaken to Hit — and they were the first to nearly shatter the realm with its full fury. In their final battle, in the Cave of Galmoria, Justice struck down Matteo at the cost of his own life. But he did not vanish. His soul, burning with all he had become, poured itself into the Eternal Flame — a spectral ember waiting to pass to one deemed worthy. That ember now stirs again. And so begins the tale. The tale of nations on the edge of war. Of bloodlines that carry secrets. Of one boy who inherits the mark. The Hit. The Eternal Flame. Will he succumb to the darkness or harness the Eternal Flame power to protect the kingdom and it's people?

"Destroy this world; let it become your playground of chaos." With the rich ignoring the poor, the strong bullying the weak, ethical warfare, and countries turning into warzones, Earth was definitely in need of a hero. Aiden Hood was given a chance to become that hero—to rewrite Earth, to prepare them for the coming invasion, to cleanse the Earth of its inhabitants. Who knew a normal teenage high school kid could create such an apocalypse? Earth's number one most hunted apocalypse boss. ———— #Yes there's smut: I mean MC doesn't have those man stuffs for nothing. #Romance: not good at but there abit. #Oh yes, definitely gamelike mechanics and blood pumping fight scenes. You'll enjoy it but not when you're reading this synopsis, go read already.

I used to be the Supreme God of Everything—until I was reborn into the body of a pink-haired schoolgirl… wearing bunny slippers. Now, nine different cultivation systems are screaming in my brain, my teacher wants me to lead a harem club, and apparently, I'm married to the CEO of DaoMart? Oh, and the Heavens are calling. But I have memes to post, a midterm trial fight with a literal dragon, and a schoolgirl squad war to win. Who said reincarnation had to make sense?

Thane Arthur Cook was just trying to put himself out there. One cringy date, one long drive, and a catastrophically bad sense of timing later—he’s face-to-face with something out of a horror movie. And that’s before the world ends. Earth gets cannibalized by the System—cities ripped from the ground, people frozen mid-motion—and fed to a savage, game-like world where monsters roam and nobles rule like tyrants, free to exploit humanity however they see fit. Most people were placed carefully. Thane wasn’t. He was dropped like a meteor, flattened something ancient, and unknowingly jump-started a problem buried for millennia. Thane is chosen as the test subject for a brand-new magic. Instructions not included. Armed with a blunt object and clad in magic spandex, Thane must find a way to survive—and maybe break the System along the way. Gifted with never before seen momentum magic, watched by forces beyond comprehension, and armed only with a blunt object, and magic spandex Thane must find a way to survive the system—and maybe break it along the way.

This story follows the adventures and training of Princess Violetta Purpe - or Violet - as she finds out about a curse over her Kingdom, the Purple Kingdom. You’ll follow her as she meets and trains under the other princesses of the Kingdoms of Color as she runs from her fiancé, Blake Black, tries to break the curse, find her mother, Ira Pink as she tries to embrace and complete all the prophecies. Will this 15 year old princess be able to control the flames of red before the day of the Red Sun or will she be forced to marry a man she doesn’t even know?

Yuto Akiyama, a 25-year-old shut-in whose life revolved around being an ex-eSports strategist and notorious meme lord, meets an unceremonious end during a grueling 24-hour stream of World Warfare 4: Total Domination. Instead of a respawn screen, he awakens in a world ripped straight from a medieval fantasy, embroiled in a continent-spanning war. His digital dominion is replaced by the harsh reality of being conscripted as a mere private in the Kingdom of Braxium's beleaguered army.

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Nadia tidak pernah menyangka bahwa pindah ke rumah tua di pinggiran kota akan mengubah hidupnya selamanya. Di dalam kamar barunya, ia menemukan sebuah cermin antik yang terlalu bersih untuk ukuran barang peninggalan zaman. Awalnya, ia mengira itu hanya imajinasinya—mimpi buruk karena lelah setelah pindah rumah. Tapi semakin hari, bayangan samar di balik cermin itu semakin jelas: seorang wanita berambut panjang dengan mata kosong yang seolah-olah menunggu sesuatu... Ketika Nadia akhirnya mengetahui identitas roh itu—Mirna, korban pembunuhan misterius tujuh puluh tahun lalu—ia menyadari bahwa cermin tersebut adalah pintu gerbang antara dunia nyata dan dunia arwah. Dan Mirna ingin keluar. Dengan waktu yang terus berjalan, Nadia harus mengungkap rahasia ritual okultisme, membongkar masa lalu gelap desa kecil itu, dan memutuskan apakah ia akan menjadi korban berikutnya... atau penyelamat jiwa-jiwa yang terperangkap. > "Apa yang kamu lihat di cermin, mungkin sedang melihatmu juga..."

A world of hunters in which they hunt down creatures from another world in the form of gates and the dungeons inside them, with the power of cliche and memes anything is possible! "does that mean I could fly?" "no shit" "is that a gate that leads to another world?!" "what of course not they lead to dungeons!... Wait... Wha-

A young university student receives a fragment containing the power of God, granted by a mysterious being. His mission is to protect humanity from a prophecy in which a malevolent entity unleashes the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the Seven Deadly Sins, and mythical beings. These forces will rise in rebellion against the Kingdom of Heaven and seek to take control of the dimensions of the universe and the very existence of all life.

Main character Noah gets heartbroken and tries to become the best. The University he studies in gets stuck in a evil playground where surviving is hard known as matrix. They have to survive in all costs. He is a game addict who finds a strange game in his collection, will it help him become badass? will it help him from upcoming wave of evil or will it make it even worse? Do you want to escape the matrix?

A simple spark can create a fire just like how one spark in one's heart can lead to a firey romantic relationship.