Obscene Baguette

Have you ever wondered if god exists? If there is life on another planet? Does magic exist? What is there after death? Well, the answer to these questions is not difficult. Follow the story of a young porn lover who reincarnated in a fantasy world as the candidate for the God of sex, eroticism and obscenity. Accompany our protagonist on his journey full of fantasy, intrigue, women and lots of sex. English is not my native language, therefore, I apologize in advance if I present grammatical errors, I appreciate any correction and constructive criticism to improve.

Theo's story came to an end when the cold blade of a heretic's sword pierced through his heart. And yet, as if to slap his face after years of using endless efforts to compensate for his lacking potential... His talent awoke right at the moment he was about to metaphysically move on?! *** [SSS Rank Talent Unlocked!] [Activate: Plunder] [Plundered: One-Time Reversal] *** What was supposed to be Theo's segway to his final rest became a wake-up call. 'Wait, this world...' With the drill sergeant of the knight's bootcamp screaming obscenities at the cadets, Theo's mind raced as his body prepared to dash ahead. 'Isn't this a world of a novel I used to read every chance I've got?' he thought as his consciousness, rather than finding out whether the afterlife was real, was thrust right back to when he was at his weakest and most vulnerable. 'And aren't I... just a talentless extra? One that didn't even make it to the story's climax?!' The drill sergeant raised his hand, ready to give everyone the mark to begin their life-changing exam. 'Then...' he gulped his saliva down 'just where the hell did that SSS-Rank talent come from?!'

After the death of all the members of the syndicate, aysel felt that she was the reason. Maybe if she didn't go to the gate to prove her abilities, and didn't ask for help .no... If she didn't have a voice, no one would die. If only you didn't wish to be among them.. If you don't want to be friends with them. If only she hadn't been greedy and stayed alone... Everyone died and she lived is useless. With mounting remorse, she summoned the terror of a demon, and as soon as his name was mentioned, humans almost fainted. Spreading chaos and corruption. By making a deal with him, time rolled back and she returned for a year before the disaster. Due to shock and regret, her voice was muffled and she could no longer speak. I felt if she spoke, everyone would die.... She inadvertently crossed paths with union leader ishak Hershofitz He frowns all the time, gets angry and doesn't say anything good when he opens his mouth. .... Excerpt Her body shivered out of control when it got colder. She dug between ishak's arms frantically rubbing the muscles of his body. "Damn it.." Her shoulders shrank at his obscene words and she couldn't help. She was a cold-fearing creature by nature, and she would die if it got colder. She tightened the robe that surrounded her and ishak and closed any slit from which cold air could enter. But even so she's still shaking. Her feet were frozen, and the Knuckles made a dull sound. She Lowered her head with some thought and soon an idea flashed through her little mind. After a while ishak watched her hands throwing her socks and shoes next to them, and her cold feet suddenly crept under his pants and frantically rubbed down his stomach. Muscles twitched and made a small noise as his jaw tightened and he watched her without saying anything. With the heat generated, her feet began to feel warm and she gave a comforting sigh that made his eyebrows rise. When she raised her head, her eyes choked with a pair of violet eyes, dry as usual. She didn't think much and the rabbit pecked her nose down his chin naturally. He felt she had developed a habit of clicking on him like this before bed every day. It was annoying and irritated him, but he still closed his eyes silently and rested his back against the tree.

Theo's story came to an end when the cold blade of a heretic's sword pierced through his heart. And yet, as if to slap his face after years of using endless efforts to compensate for his lacking potential... His talent awoke right at the moment he was about to metaphysically move on?! *** [SSS Rank Talent Unlocked!] [Activate: Plunder] [Plundered: One-Time Reversal] *** What was supposed to be Theo's segway to his final rest became a wake-up call. 'Wait, this world...' With the drill sergeant of the knight's bootcamp screaming obscenities at the cadets, Theo's mind raced as his body prepared to dash ahead. 'Isn't this a world of a novel I used to read every chance I've got?' he thought as his consciousness, rather than finding out whether the afterlife was real, was thrust right back to when he was at his weakest and most vulnerable. 'And aren't I... just a talentless extra? One that didn't even make it to the story's climax?!' The drill sergeant raised his hand, ready to give everyone the mark to begin their life-changing exam. 'Then...' he gulped his saliva down 'just where the hell did that SSS-Rank talent come from?!'

Jose Jacobs was like a daisy in a rose field, the stranger that everyone wanted to get to know but never tried hard enough to. He blossomed from a vibrant dandelion into a unique yet guarded rose - its beauty shielded by sharp thorns that kept others at bay, but one boy is not gonna run off as easily as the others do. ⚠️~ Warning~⚠️ This story contains: - it's a bxb (boyxboy) kind of story - Alcohol consumption - Use of obscene language - Depiction of self-harm content - Substance abuse - Depiction of rape Note: This is an ongoing, partially edited draft, and may have some errors, but please bear with me and enjoy Jose's journey.... Ps. Please don't plagiarize this book. That shit ain't cool.

[WARNING!!!] The following series is insanely perverted, obscene, and gross. Do not read this under any circumstances! Still here? Want to know about me? Oh god, why!? Uhhhhhh... I became a toilet and now I power up whenever someone...you know...in me. Sooo No NTR! No Yuri! Plenty of Plot ;) Absurd comedy! Really gross! Yada, Yada, Yada. Now please go before Ursha comes back. "Moòooooo!" Oh dear God whyyyyyy!?

A fantasy novel with a unique blend of magic, adventure, and humor . Theory revolves around the titular character, Avatar embankment. Radar (Avantia Radel), a powerful alchemist known for his ability to transform decay into the wonder and command the strictth of various biological entities. Key Elements The protagonist, Avantia Radel, is a mysterious and charismatic figure with exceptional alchemical skills. The novel features a mix of fantasy creatures, including demon tribes, powerful magic beings, and mythical entities. Theory explores themes of transformation, power, and the blurring of moral soundaries. The narrative is known for its humor, wit, and engaging characters. [Restricted] This book is restricted, please do not read if you are under 18 years old. Turning decay into a magical spell of decline, commanding the powerful ability of alien creatures, the despised secret technique became ignited with his hands, and he also found a new way. He is the obscene magic chain gold master-Yafanti. Radel! 　　A blockbuster libertine, a charming rich man from the demon race, a powerfully transformed fairy saint. ． ． ． ． ． 　　In a turbulent time and space, a protagonist who never misses any "profit" opportunity is a work that makes people smile. Author : Handsome

Li Fei, a 25 y.o male escort in a certain Red Light District in a certain metropolitan city, was reincarnated into a cultivation world after he died due to overdose after being poisoned by his crazy client. Of course, Li Fei was shameless, obscene ideas began to churn in his mind as he confirmed that he had been reincarnated. However, when he woke up, he found himself in a poisoned body of a eunuch, Master Peng Lao, the owner of the House Of Phoenixes which was in the edge of bankruptcy. Despite his poor luck, the God blessed him with a cheat in order to survive in this unruly world. The Brothel System! Beep! [Brothel System has been installed] [Divine Yin Yang Unification Scripture has been bestowed upon you.] [Heavenly Fire Refinement Scripture has been bestowed upon you.] [Use the Scriptures to benefits the people around you and return the order of this world by teaching the people through Divine Yin Yang Unification] [Tonight's Objective: Teach your courtesans the way of Divine Yin Yang Unification to save your Brothel from bankruptcy.] [Punishment Upon Failing: Your ‘mighty dragon' will not able to soar for the next 100 years.] A few days later, Li Fei somewhat accepted his fate and racking his brain how to survive. Fixing the near bankruptcy brothel was one thing. On top of everything, he needs to cultivate his weak body since power, wealth, and influence is everything in this plain. Master Peng Lao's body was deteriorating after being poisoned by his enemy and his cultivation was declining ever since from Peak Qi Gathering Realm into a mere Third Stage Body Refining Realm. Many people thought that the House of Phoenixes was done for. However, in Li Fei's hands and with his profound knowledge in this field of business, The House Of Phoenixes would become a prominent powerhouse that would shook the entire plain!

He's devilishly handsome, obscenely rich and the biggest playboy in town. All he needs to do to get his place in the company is get married blah blah blah. You've heard it all before. So has Ashton Wright. The only difference is, his family insists that he has to marry for love. No arranged marriages, no marrying for the money… it's love or nothing. Specifically, no taking over the company. So what does Ashton Wright do? Sign a Love Contract. Enter Emmaline Spelt, aspiring actress and struggling to make ends meet. When Ashton hires her to pretend they're crazy in love with each other, it's hard to decline. Problem is? Ashton hired her while she was dressed as a man! ML: Am I gay? FL: Am I in love with a gay man? * * * Can be read as a stand alone book. But if you like the characters, check out 'Seducing the Villainess'! Regular updates (Mon, Wed, Fri)

In the year 3000, the epoch-making online game “Divine Era” was released and was popular across the world. This was a super online game that had a realism level of 99.9999%. It was a game that changed the world. In this game, the abilities that players obtained could be extended to reality. Lu Xuan, who had transmigrated, discovered that he had the Privileged Player System. It was awesome! Privilege 1: 10x experience points. Privilege 2: 10x attribute points. Privilege 3: 10x gold. Privilege 4: 10x discount value. Lu Xuan still had 996 of these obscene privileges!

Warning: Some Chapters may be obscene with violence, rape and other manners of cruelty. Read at your own risk. Zack, a young boy from the small village of Sanders, always dreamt of using Magic. Alas, such a dream was utterly impossible in the world that he lived in. It's because of the fact that only women were capable of harnessing the powers of Magic. The last man to have used magic was the one who defeated the Demon Lord himself. Because of his heroic act, the people named him the Warlock King on his time. When the Warlock King passed away, his firstborn daughter succeeded him and the next female rulers until today bore the King’s blood and led the land with sheer authority and power unlike any other. For 500 years, ever since the fall of the Demon Lord, no man was recorded to ever even have a semblance of magical power in their arsenal, thus allowing women to be at the pinnacle of society and rule all over the land. These women... Witches, possess a Brand, a unique tattoo to each individual that symbolized their capability of utilizing the Arcane Arts. But one fateful day changed it all, a day of Fire and Despair where the boy Zack suddenly got a Brand. But not just any Brand... It was the Brand of the King. The same Brand that the Warlock King himself possessed.

A world where the [Demon King] was defeated by a [Hero] that came from another world. People carelessly forgot about their fear of the [Demon King] and of monsters, living peacefully. In a forgotten and run-down cave in the mountains, a new monster that should not have been born was given birth. The monster’s name was the [Black Ooze]. It was nothing exceptional other than its black color, an ordinary slime. However, this slime had the special characteristic of being able to take the abilities of the living things it swallowed. It preyed on an insect that had paralytic poison, as well as other animals. Following that, it attacked a human, obtaining his knowledge and [Desire]. Before long, the monster established its target as the female mage that came to explore the cave. This world still wasn’t aware. [A Monster Was Born]…

The Maid's Extraordinary Tales: Book 2 - My Daily Life Living With My Demon Maids And My Dear Tsundere Maid Childhood crushes who were unable to meet in their previous lives are resurrected in a world filled with demons and humans who do not get along. After reluctantly marrying the kingdom's Princess, the male MC is reborn as a hero who fought the demon king and is expelled from the realm. Now living in a mansion on the outskirts of town. He lives with three demon maids who want to feed on his mana by performing obscene things, which he doesn't mind because of his Indestructible mana, and a tsundere maid who is his childhood crush. It was always a daily life for him, living with the maids and fighting an opponent who tries to steal his sacred sword.

My names Eric and the short story of what happened is, I got a reward I didn't want, and now I'm living with it..., and I'm living it no matter how messed up it is with my choice of fun and ideals….., and oh, how about the long story you ask? Well for that, you gotta read the story, since it's a very long story. If you've read my work, you will know this isn't a hero novel or bull shit like that, I write about an Evil Mc, lots of Sex, about corruption and domination, if you want something with love, heartfelt emotions, then this isn't the place for you, and you can just press that back button now, but for my Sadistic, Obscene and Evil loving readers, all I gotta say is...welcome. Basically, you won't read about love, compassion, friendship, and the heartfelt shit, Nope, not there, I'm not interested in writing that children shit about love, friends, and shit like that, and especially when you gain strength suddenly when whoever you care about is endanger...like really? How did you get that power? Hello? Well, you will read about an Obscene Mc that's a monster..it's in the title too...so yeah...go figure right? So don't complain later to me about how wrong this is. Sin is within all of us, just trapped by the moral ideology or... morality I suppose you could say, and those who do read this well, enjoy. I don't own the picture, just edited it, so if you want me to take it down, hit me up.

What happens when death makes a mistake? ........................................................................... Devin is just your run of the mill college student. She eats an obscene amount of junk food. She's drowning in student debt, and only makes $8.67 an hour working part time at the world crappiest diner. However, that all goes to hell in a hand basket when she meets Brixton. This unfortunate encounter will change the course of her life, and destroy the balance of the world. But hey, she doesn't know that. Besides, she has more important things to worry about: like the rising price of her staple food i.e. instant noodles

"What am I ?" The simple question that asked Schimmel to the one he thought was his most trusted person, started a waterfall of events. A question so honest, so pure, demands an answer as absolute. And Schimmel was not satisfied by the weak comeback he received. Motivated by a disruptive violence and never-ceasing grudge, the beast-man starts rummaging through the most dreadful secrets of the world. Secrets that more than one wish to see disappear… But how can the truth stay hidden when more join in his quest, asking the same thing, awakening suspicions ? "What the hell are we ? In this sad and horrible place, what are we ? Why are we here ? What is our world and what are we in it ?" Cried the world. "We want to know !" Screamed the choir. "Even if it hurts ?", retorted the God of Mist. The world silenced. But Schimmel's voice did not die out. "Even if it hurts… Tell me ! So I can finally be sure. So I can finally choose what I want to become !" Clans fall, Empire's rises, leads by fools. Gods laugh while hitting their heads on walls, howling like maniacs. The ghosts of war await, never away from their tombs, chains at their feets. Humans and Demons make love, trying to understand who's trapped : Those living under the heavy sky or those thriving in the underworld ? Beasts run and run until they collapse, dead, in the remains of destroyed cities. The small world of Sith is eaten by nothingness under the glassy-eyes of sinking skyscrapers. Monsters ravage and are ravaged, as always, blinded by their hunger, not showing a care in the world. War growl. The end is coming. Corruption in eating us. Us and everything. The world is disappearing… Is there no escape from the lie ? And in this ending realm….What are we ?

What would you do if you recieved an object that would let you do as you please, as long as you kept on being obscene? ..... I want to be the only man is an all female school! I want a mansion full of only me and women! I want every woman! ..... Warning - The novel contains many extremes like incest, bondage, ntr, etc, etc. Choose to read it on your own volition. ..... Author's Note - I wrote novels for fun, and to satisfy my vanity, and not for any other goal. So don't expect for there to be any kind of regular updates, or shocked if I don't update a novel for a very long time. Because I might even drop a novel on a whim. Read if you don't mind such things.

The unfortunate victim of a cuckold's rage, Clyde Kim—an excellent policeman—is reincarnated in the mystifying world of Ethania, only to have a new destiny forced upon him. In a brutal wonderland where magic and strange beings abound, is our villain destined to fall into the abyss of beta-hood and never rise again... Or will he rise from the ashes to reign as a true man of culture? This is Clyde's creed... The Creed of Obscenity www.patreon.com/GoldbeardThelordofSMUT

"What are the odds of gods for not putting me on the top? Screw it! Let's hatch a plot blacker than a kettle calling a pot!" Enter MFX90! Preferred referral, MF! Not that Mother******. First letter: 'Messiah'! Second letter: 'Father'! Why? Because you'll be calling her Daddy!—Despite choosing to stay female for psychological advantage to many heroes and transmigators along the way who find her scrumptious. A poet who'd lull you with flowery words before crushing it. A psychologist where lies and truths are but the same as myth. A strategist who controls the marionette like a pirouette. And a devil who hates hubris to the core. Living in a chaotic world with Usurpers and Angels trying to ram each other like batteries, with an ounce of stupidity faster than the reeling tape of misery. That 'MF' is the exemplar of perfection! Because it will be impossible to defeat a cultivator with just a little tinker on her genes. Who would have thought that being able to harness the harness proved to be horrifyingly destructive? This advocate of determination deem herself as a Skillionaire, collecting every knowledge and capabilities just to categorize them into 'Skill' within her brain. An internal system she created for herself to ease her lunatic tendency of human experimentation. But this 'MF' has a horrible glaring weakness. She has stage fright. ------------ [Sometimes contain mature, triggering, gore, and questionable content. Read at your own direction] [Checking the Tags before reading is advised] ------------ The cover illustration belongs to its respective creator. ------------ Craving for more something less obscene but still with the same smart and interesting protagonist? Try my "Re: Tentacles System"!

When it comes to VR games, everyone, from gamers to the technologically adverse wanted to play them. With the advance of technology in the world, a new type of VR is released, which allows its user to enter the realm of videogames. A game about a zombie apocalypse is released the day after this new type of VR, and was an immediate success. It was a globally revered sensation at the time, a whopping 2.5 million players played the game, playing for an obscene amount of hours. It was like they never logged off. Now, a young man, who is known as Tornado online, is one of those 2.5 million players, trapped in a zombie apocalypse world. Survival is a must. Weaving through the technological reality, anything is possible. You could scrounge for food, set up shelter, or even get an undead girlfriend. ------- No one knows... Note: The story is slow-paced. . ~ . '“Uhm Tornado, why are burying yourself except your head?” Uno asked curiously. “I'm leveling up.” “...” Uno ~ ~ ~ Enjoy the book? Support the author by reading his newest works! Sleep Dance! Cover not mine! All belongs to respective owners! If you guys know the artist who create the amazing art, please let me know! I'll be surely credited the artist.

[Elixir of Ascension: If one can improve ***, ***, and 19 other features of the elixir, its efficacy will be enhanced more than five times.]   [Verdant Emperor Sword Technique: If one can improve ***, ***, and the remaining 37 flaws, the technique’s power will increase seven times.]   [Chu Xiaolian: Fallen genius. The spirit remnant of an ace lingers on his body. His wedding had just been called off, and he’s now extremely eager to become stronger. ——Admiration Points: 85]   ……   Traversed to a Cultivation World and became the legendary Chief Disciple of the Unyielding Sword Celestial Sect.   Li Hanguang discovered that he could inspect the information of all things and replicate the power of others after gaining their admiration.   Hence, an extremely handsome guru of obscene language, love, womanizing, pointless encouragement, and…   A god-level poser is born!  

Transmigrated, Elon finds himself, in a medieval fantasy world. Trapped in his new body, belonging to that of a socially depressed youth, through an obscene ritual. Upon receiving the memories of the previous body owner, Elon was fraught with righteous indignation. Swearing to take revenge on his behalf... But there was more to this world than it seemed. After being mystified by the several change in his body Elon discovered he had r18 abilities, thanks to the mysterious system like tablet in his soul. And so... Starting from a small revenge , a conquest began. ... Kindly support this book. I hope to write something different and super thrilling. B Erotic Conquest. By Absolute_Solitude

The Company of Rose is one of the oldest and most famous free companies in Essos. It was founded by the self-exiled royalty of House Stark who refused to bend the knee with Torrhen Stark, the king who knelt, when he vowed his loyalty to Aegon the Conqueror in 1 AC. After the Fall of the Dragons, Sirius Stark, the current head of the Company of Rose, decides to return to Winterfell to reunite their estranged family. ------------------------------------------------------------------- A young history student dies suddenly while studying the Book of The Dead suddenly finds himself in a great hall facing 42 solemn men in weird clothing, an obscenely tall man with an African Wolf head holding a queer scale and on its two pans was one human heart and on the other was a feather of some bird. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do not claim ownership of Game of Thrones or any related characters belonging to Game of Thrones. I only own my OC characters. Any material belonging to other sources belongs to their respected sources and is used purely for enjoyment

Obscene Scenes -A man died and got reborn into a game where the strong reign supreme. His power grows the more he does sexual things Warning!!! -Netori, Incest, MILF, loli, shota, mind break, rape, gross, deceit, beastiality, furry

Transmigrated, Elon finds himself, in a medieval fantasy world. Trapped in his new body, belonging to that of a socially depressed youth, through an obscene ritual. Upon receiving the memories of the previous body owner, Elon was fraught with righteous indignation. Swearing to take revenge on his behalf... But there was more to this world than it seemed. After being mystified by the several change in his body Elon discovered he had r18 abilities, thanks to the mysterious system like tablet in his soul. And so... Starting from a small revenge , a conquest began. ... Kindly support this book. I hope to write something different and super thrilling

A collection of erotic stories about ruthless, devious and calculating women whose potent sexuality dominating the masculine yet homosexual men around them. These men are powerful, rich and influential operators in their perspective careers, they are also unashamed of their own sexual identity…until they meet these clever Femme Fatales. Beware, readers, you’re about to plunges yourself into a contradictory fantasy landscape of heteronormative obscenity and feminist defiance where powerful gay men are overruled by the sexually liberated seductresses. WARNING: This is a complete work of fiction not intend to be deliberately homophobic, misogynistic or feminist. It contains and explores the themes of non-consensual BDSM, coercive Femdom, sexual fluidity, sexual assaults on male, antisocial behavior, gay conversion therapy and female psychopathic individuals in a completely amoral context for subjective entertainment.

*WARNING: Gore/extreme violence/offensive and obscene language/disturbing & adult scenes* "To reach the pinnacle of our species." The statement might stand bold for all, yet our protagonist, Tanaz — a girl cursed with magic and born in the slums of ancient Babilim — it is a mere goal to pursue. Recruited by the Mesopotamian Military at the age of eighteen, which later gets overtaken by a dark order called the Generals' Fighters or the Arrows of Ishtar, Tanaz is in for an adventure of a lifetime! In the mythical world of South-West Asia, a place ever so cruel and unforgiving, filled with despair at every corner, has Tanaz, with her indomitable spirit and unyielding determination, carries on, fighting till she reaches her goal.