Sass Kwami

You know how it goes: regular guy, regular day, ~flying truck~. Not just speeding—flying. It wasn’t some freak accident, either. That truck came for me like God had finally decided, “Enough of this guy.” One moment, I’m a pancake; the next, I wake up in a magical fantasy world. Cool, right? Wrong. My parents? Too busy chasing some grand ambition to bother with little ol’ me. Instead, they dumped me on the world’s oldest nanny. She fed me soup, tucked me in, and hovered like I was still in diapers. Being the bright child I was, I thought, Why not ask for a younger, prettier nanny? Cue my dad giving me the business end of his parenting philosophy. Lesson learned: don’t sass the guy who holds the purse strings and a heavy belt. Still, it wasn’t all bad. Magic existed! I mastered Grade 1 spells in no time and discovered the joys of alchemy—aka, the legal loophole to making BOMBS. Life finally had some spark, pun fully intended. I was living my best fantasy life... until I spotted a familiar name. A school. A name that nagged at the corners of my mind. Wait. Isn’t this straight out of that novel I read once? But which novel?! I can’t remember squat about the plot—except one terrifying detail: I’m the villain. The doomed, laughably incompetent villain. Fine. If this world wants me to be the bad guy, I’ll do it my way. Who says villains can’t win? Heroes, take notes: I’m armed with alchemy, explosions, and a bone to pick with fate. This time, the villain’s rewriting the story. Watch me blow it all sky-high.

Arella is an angel. Well, she used to be an angel. A real, bona fide, halo-wearing, wing-flapping celestial being. That was until one tiny whoopsie involving a banquet and a very unfortunate burning of a pair of wings happened. ... Okay, there was more than one tiny whoopsie. Fast forward a few hours later, and Arella found herself booted from the pearly gates with nothing but her wings and an eviction notice. Her family called it a "vacation." Ha! A vacation, in the human realm of all places! One hundred years later, Arella calls it her new life. Turns out, living among humans isn’t half bad—especially when you can turn invisibly smug at their lack of ability to fly. Early retirement has never been so blissful. That is, until the heavenly courier service smacks her with a message: Arella’s back on duty. And her new job? Marry. The. Demon. King. Wait, what?! Marrying the Demon King isn’t exactly on Arella’s bucket list, especially when demons and angels have been sworn enemies for eons. But orders are orders. So, off she goes, wings drooping and attitude cranked to full sass, to meet her new husband—a devilishly handsome demon who seems unnervingly smitten with her. Cue in dinner dates, fiery arguments (literally), and a series of catastrophes involving Arella accidentally setting demon drapes on fire with her holy fire. But as Arella settles into this bizarre celestial-demonic union, she uncovers a sinister plot that threatens not just her marriage, but the entire realm. Turns out, angels and demons might have to join forces to stop a threat that neither side can handle alone. And Arella? She might just be the unexpected key to saving everyone. Armed with nothing but her quick wit, rusty angelic powers, and a reluctant husband who may or may not leave love notes carved into molten rock, Arella must navigate battles, betrayals, and the occasional marital spat to protect their world. After all, nothing says “happily ever after” like saving existence itself, ... right? One ex-angel. One smitten demon king. And a whole lot of chaos.

Ella Foster is a self-proclaimed genius, coffee addict, and all-around bookworm. But when she wakes up inside her favorite 1800s historical romance novel, she's not the beautiful heroine or even the fabulous villainess. Nope. She's Eleanor Fletcher, a 17-year-old orphaned commoner with zero importance to the story-a complete throwaway character. No grand destiny. No powerful connections. Just poverty, a bakery job, and shoes so uncomfortable they might be a crime. Armed with her modern-day knowledge and fueled by a mix of sheer determination and sarcasm, Ella decides she's not going to be just another background extra. She's got a plan: open a shop, create mind-blowing inventions, and maybe even introduce indoor plumbing (these people have no idea what they're missing). Filled with humor, heart, and a dash of romance, I've Been Novelled! is a fun, clever twist on the isekai genre, where one girl's genius inventions-and a touch of 21st-century sass-might just change the course of a very different history. NB ( I don't post on weekends)

Ace is trouble. The kind that barges into Raya’s life with cocky smirks, bold games, and the power to ignite a fire she can’t put out. But when sparks fly, will Raya resist him, or will she get burned? Burning Roses is a whirlwind of tension, sass, and scorching chemistry. Will their clashes destroy them—or pull them closer than they ever expected?

Beyond death lies a new beginning. From tragic loss to transcendent rebirth, Elyria's cosmic odyssey unfolds across realms. With Kyros, her mystical soul-bound companion, she navigates interdimensional landscapes, mastering spiritual energy and unraveling forgotten memories. As they traverse Aethoria and beyond, Elyria confronts ancient secrets, rival dimension-hoppers, and uncharted destinies. Will her sass and determination be enough to overcome the challenges ahead, or will the shadows of her past define the future of the multiverse?

One day one the newest episode of miraculous ladybug and Cat Noir " The Wall Braker" Sara was baby sitting. She was looking her drawings of kwami's she had made before the show even started. But the Kwami Waves was her first one she had made. She had him a her friend. She made his Miraculous as well. Waves Miraculous was a Tear drop, blue sea necklace. Sara had always wore it. She drew her as a super Hero. But right before she was about to leave Wall Braker Broke the Forth Wall. Then she was sent to France with her backpack with all the Kwami and Miraculouses she had made. Waves was the fish Kwami. He look a merman but blue with scales, fins, and gills. But Wall Braker was defeated and she didn't return back. Sara had no choice but to find help. Can she ask Marinette or Adrian help in time? Or will she be akumatized by Hawk moth and reveal their secret identities. Real the find out.

[WARNING: R18] EXCERPT “Apart from when you're sleeping, what other times are you usually quiet?” He asked. I laughed till I had tears running down my left eye,”are you already tired of my business?” I asked. “ No , I just want to see you in all your forms,” he said. “I'm not a werewolf Sean” I said laughing. “I'm never quiet, even in the bedroom”. “You're a screamer?” He asked, his eyes lighting up with desire. I walked over to him and sat on his lap. “Yes daddy” I rocked his groin. “You're a bad child, should we get out of here?” “When I feel your lips on mine,” I sassed. And he did, I knew the moment I found a hot guy in my favourite spot I was in love but at this point I'm more than in love. *** Sophie's parents were murdered in cold blood when she was only eighteen. After a while, she was able to tie it down to a man named Dabris Lookman—who happens to be the anonymous CEO of the company she works. After pulling a quick one on her boss and landing a one week break, Sophie finds herself in a bar, falling and telling all her secrets to a stranger. Sean is a writer, but that's all Sophie knows about him. Pants fall off, along the line, and intimacy grows between the two. However, Sean suddenly vanishes into thin air, leaving Sophie with no way of reaching him. Her plans proceed, until she is captured by Dabris Lookman, and that's when things get a little twisted, but fun. Who is Dabris Lookman? Who is Sean? What have this two got to do with each other? What really happened to her parents and who killed them— Sean, Dabris, or someone else?

Master fu, it was all his fault for the down fall, and now he's relied on teenagers to defeat the man how stole that jewels HE lost. He's brung dishonour to his entire family and our temple, but our people just except that, ridiculous. I was lost to the centi-monster he created, and now that the teenagers destroyed the beast, we all now stuck in a time-line none of our people know about, all because of him. I was the greatest student the one person closest to becoming a master that year, I had to listen to my fellow students disappear in my ears, and now I have to restart my training thanks to the disaster and help train new people chosen from this time line to better understand the "changing world". One is of old age and the other a teen with medium hair and blue dyed tips, it is said they are related, Ha, well that's clear enough, their both as much as a disaster as the other.

COMPLETED Jessie Marin is a popular and successful actress at the peak of her career. Until she is in a staged accident and the rest of the world thinks she's dead when in fact she's kidnapped and sold in a trafficking ring to the highest bidder. Jason Kang a wealthy business tycoon, invited by his friends to the auction house, does not intend to buy anyone. In fact, he thinks it's a disgusting thing, changes his mind when he sets his eyes on Jessie. The only problem is he fell in love with her body. Nobody, not the kidnappers or the bidders knew her identity, what happens when Jason finds out? How does he intend to keep a woman who will not be kept? And what happens when a common enemy arises? ~~~ "So what are you going to do? Yes, I escaped or rather tried too, what are you going to do?" Jessie sassed at him. Jason grinned "you're not in the least scared of me are you?" he asked. "Should I be?" Jessie laughed. "You definitely should," He said flipping over and trapping her beneath his own body. "You forget" he continued "You are a captive in this house, not a guest, not a visitor. And you won't take a step out unless I say so. So I advise you to rather stop defying me and behave." "Or what? You'll hit me?" she scoffed. "Oh, honey there are worse punishments than physical abuse," Jason said. Jessie wanted to believe he was bluffing but they were a danger, a deep rage that she saw in his eyes that terrified her. Did she want to find out what was worse than a beating? She bit her lips and tried to push him off her, but he grabbed her arms and held them above her head. Pinning them above her head with one hand and gripped her neck with his other hand. "Don't push me, Jessie, I'm trying, really trying to be good. Be careful with that pretty mouth of yours." Jason warned. "You're trying? I haven't had a proper meal in the last three days, I have no clothes and I'm sorry but I'm I supposed to look at the ceiling all day? There is nothing to do in this house." she snarled. "You say there are worse things than physical abuse what else could you possibly take from me?" Jason smiled and tilted his head as she uttered her last words. Dipping his head he sniffed her hair. Coming down lower and biting her ear lobe. He loved the way she shivered at the contact. "Oh dear Jess, there a lot of things I can take from you" He whispered in her ear. Dragging his nose the expanse of the smooth clear skin of her long neck. When he placed a feather-light kiss on her collar bone she struggled beneath him. But she was not strong enough to break out of his grip. ~~~ Feel free to message anytime on discord @ Obliviousstudent#2356. I do not own the book cover, credits to the artist.

Characters info M/L=Marinette Dupain-Cheng she is depicted as a French-Chinese teenage student whose parents own a bakery. France, and a budding fashion designer who wants to have her own brand one day. With the Ladybug Miraculous, when inhabited by Tikki, Marinette transforms into the superheroine Ladybug, gaining the power of creation to stop Hawk Moth and his akumatized villains.She is the leader of the French Miraculous superhero team. A/C=Adrien Agreste he is a student in Miss Bustier's class at College Francoise Dupont in Paris, France. He is also a fashion model for his father's brand. With the Cat Miraculous, when it is inhabited by Plagg, Adrien transforms into the black cat-themed superhero Cat Noir gaining the power of destruction to stop Hawk Moth and his akumatized villains. He is also the second-in-command of the French Miraculous superheroCA team. Al/R=Alya Cesaire is Marinette Dupain-Cheng's best friend, and a student in Miss Bustier's class at College Francoise Dupont. She is also the sole admin of the Ladyblog and head of the school blog. She receives the Fox Miraculous from Ladybug which is inhabited by the Kwami Trixx so she can transform her into Rena Rouge, a fox-themed superhero. N/CA=Nino Lahiffe is a student in Miss Bustier's class at College Francoise Dupont and Adrien's best friend. He also is a DJ and the head of the school radio. He receives the Turtle Miraculous from Ladybug which is inhabited by the kwami Wayzz so he can transform him into Carapace, a turtle-themed superhero. T=Tikki is the kwami of Creation who is connected to the Ladybug Miraculous. With her power, Tikki's wearer can use the earrings to transform into a ladybug-themed superhero. Tikki and her Miraculous are currently active, used by Marinette Dupain-Cheng to transform into Ladybug. P=Plagg is a kwami that is connected to the Cat Miraculous, and with his power, its wearer can use the ring to transform into a black cat-themed superhero, the current wearer being Adrien Agreste. He is one of the deuteragonists. GA/H=Gabriel Agreste he is a famous fashion designer across Paris and other places who created and owns the fashion brand, Gabriel. He is also the husband of Emilie Agreste and the father of Adrien Agreste, who models for him. With the Butterfly Miraculous, when inhabited by Nooroo, Gabriel transforms into Hawk Moth. He wants Ladybug and Cat Noir's Miraculouses for himself in order to obtain absolute power and reshape reality to undo his and his wife's past mistakes. To achieve his goal, he uses the Butterfly Miraculous power: Akumatization. This allows him to create and controls the akumas, previously regular butterflies, who can transform normal people with negative emotions into supervillains. Marinette and Adrien, both in high school, are tasked with capturing akumas, creatures that make people evil. For this, both become superheroes but they do not know each other's identities.

Jemma is a being without origin until she becomes an Anigal and is the only daughter of business moguls. She has more than an identity but is she cut out for this? Israel isn't the most comprehensive but isn't a dullard either. He is smart enough to know when his other half crosses his path with her thick afro, brown skin and a mighty sass and ass. Life would finally have some spice.

"Freedom is the biggest privilege a living being can have." Aurora is just like any other 18 years old girl. Or so she thought. She is a smart, beautiful girl who has a lot of sass and a hell lot amount of temper. One night changes everything for her after she is admitted in the hospital. Adjusting to her new found life is hard enough but with danger around the corner, it will make everything even worse for her. Read to follow Aurora through a life full of drama, love, humor, passion, fights and wars. Will she be able to adjust to this sudden change?

Life doesn't always goes how we all want it. When She stumbles upon what could possibly be an irreversible change, She's not willing to back down without a fight. What happens when Fire meets fire? Welcome to the world of Quinn. It's one hell of a ride. Buckle up. ******** "Oh no no no no no buddy. Get out of my way!" "You're such an annoying little thing." "I'm a ray of sunshine. Don't know what you're going on about." I lunged. ******** Lots of love my Doves, Sophie.

Best friends Lea and Sky have no business getting caught up in a war between bloodsuckers. All they want is to finish their last year of high school together so they can get out of the crummy hand dealt to them by absent parents, a bad neighborhood, and jerkwad classmates. But, being the weak humans that they are, they're dragged in to serve as blood banks, and with one captor being a 500-year-old flying demon and the other a powerful business tycoon, even if the girls had the punch there wouldn't be much they could do. So much for, you know, a future. Still, perhaps Lea's kindness and Sky's sass can be their kidnappers' undoing. But don't undo them too soon. Someone stronger is spreading the vampiric infection, and the general public is catching on. A romantic horror with an emphasis on vampires that definitely don't sparkle.

   After 500 years, someone is chosen. She is the last of her kind. Like every Clairvoyant before her, Claire has visions about the future and the memories of her ancestors at her disposal, but some rules have changed. Forced to grow up on her own after her parents were murdered, she has one purpose. To find out who killed her entire family and make them pay, but first, she must understand her powers.    Years later, at the Oneamarth Academy of Magics, she is determined to help prevent events like her own. Soon, she understands that her need for revenge will have to wait as a new threat jeopardizes everything good in her life.     With the help of the young dean, Challahan, she will find that some secrets are to stay hidden and some are for the whole world to see.    Challahan has worked hard for everything he has. His family was poor and in no way able to pay for him to attend the most prestigious magic academy. He didn't let anything discourage him and now, 9 years later, he has been the dean for 2 years and the youngest one at that.    Life was going great for him, but then she showed up. All confidence and sass, she was everything he was trying to avoid and everything he needed to feel alive again.  *An age-gap, enemies-to-allies-to-lovers romance set in a contemporary fantasy world*

CHARLIE HAD WORKED IN A GOVERNMENT TESTING FACILITY FOR ONLY A FEW MONTHS WHEN EVENTUALLY, “it” happened. The subjects broke free, and, somehow, managed to take over the world in but a few hours. Now considered the poor, unfortunate minority, Charlie has to fight for her survival, whilst unearthing the truth she'd been searching for all this time. Only, the ending fight doesn't quite turn out the way she had expected.

Alex is a successful business man who is charismatic, good looking who is respected and feared by both his subordinates and family 'Or so he thinks'. after seeing his father being a cuck when he was young, Alex decided never to become like his pathetic dad and tries to always show his domination over others but as fate would have it he still becomes a cuck and gets humiliated before he got reincarnated in a fantasy world by a God who gave him a task, if completed Alex can become the most powerful being in the world dominate everyone b...but....the task... SYSTEM: "THE HOST NEEDS TO BE A SISSY CUCK FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS!!".can Alex survive this humiliation and reign supreme Or will he succumbs to his cuck lifestyle. "WARNING" This novel will have mc humiliated by his lovers, mom and others he will get his character development later but for the most part he will be a cuck looser if this story is not your type then kindly please leave #cuckold #netorare #exhibitionism #sissy #gangbang #beastility #mindcontrol #opmaincharacter #sph etc.

A bet to prove her worth, a soul for the demon to collect if she fails. Aisha Yang fell into Hell by accident. As unlucky as it gets, Aisha became prey to demons, only to be ‘saved’ by another. Unwilling to accept death, she begged her savior for a chance to return to the land of the living to which he agreed but under a bet with a catch— an eternity of servitude if she failed! Damien, a high-ranking demon, was supposed to bring the woman to one of the rebirth centers. Neither dead nor alive, she was an extremely curious case. And she even had the audacity to beg her way home?! Damien may have given her a chance, but he will make sure she was definitely going to fail— he was a demon after all. With Damien doing everything he can to make Aisha suffer, and Aisha retaliating with her sass and headstrong attitude, the two end up in a rather comically hilarious relationship of good versus evil! But what if Aisha falling into Hell wasn’t just an accident? When sparks fly between the human and the demon, would Aisha still want to go back when her time is up? +++ EXCERPT: “I must be out of my mind, but I love the way you melt and squirm, Aisha,” Damien whispered. “I… I feel lost too,” Aisha confessed, “but this… this kind of lost is beautiful.” Her words were like a song strung together to Damien’s ears. “Would you want to lose yourself with me then? Tell me, Aisha Yang, for I will do everything for you.” “Lord Damien,” she gasped in between his wet kisses on her neck, “this isn’t right.” “There is nothing right in Hell, Miss Hot Chili Condoms,” Damien murmured, a soft growl escaping him. “Even your existence in Hell isn’t right.” The Harbinger lifted her skirt up. The surprise beneath exposed smooth and long legs bared for his hands to wander about, and at the very center, the prize wrapped in lace.

Aku tidak pernah terpikir untuk memiliki perasaan suka selain pada buku. Rencana awalku adalah mulai memikirkan cinta setelah impianku terwujud. Tapi kamu tiba-tiba membuat semuanya buyar. Aku menjadi lemah dan tidak punya arah saat di dekatmu. Jika hal ini terus menerus kubiarkan, aku akan rusak, impianku akan terbang tanpa bisa kusentuh. Aku harus menghindarimu sebelum terlambat. Tapi apakah sekarang belum terlambat?

Fiona, who died from being shot by accident get a chance from The Void to live her new life but she was reborn as a boy and received a system with a snobby personality and sass mouth as a bonus! But even so, It can also make her the K-pop Idol she wants. It's time to shine in K-pop industry and became famous then get friends~! Or even romance? Who knows!

#stubbornlove#sass#strongfemale#smutt#fay#dragons#superpower#mythology#royalty#romace#gods - “What do you suppose we do about this physical attraction?” I ask, but I fear it is more than just that. Elizabeth, an ice fay, is wild and free spirited without a care in the world. Always dreaming of the one true lover she read about in her books, but she has a mission to fulfill first - the one she was trained for since she was sixteen. Victor, a sun dragon, is the king's only nephew - the only person he trusts to bring back his son with the ice fay. Victor is thrilled the time has finally come to return the prince. It means that he will finally be free of the duty as the next in line. After this mission, his plan is to drink and live his life without a care in the world. Both of Elizabeth's and Victor's perceptions collapse when their fates bind over the month of traveling and fighting for their lives, but will the bond be enough to put aside their stubborn differences?

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"I'm a what now?!" After some life disturbing events, Dia and her friends find out their anything but normal. After some time, they find a safe place for them. Only to find out that their Hybridia's only hope against Clyde Harrow, the evil dictator ruling over them for almost 9 years. Join Dia and her friends in a sass, pranks, and danger filled ride!

"Are you saying that your happy to not be with me!?!" he barked like a wild dog. He seemed shocked that a girl wouldn't want to be with him. "Thrilled" I sassed flipping my aquamarine hair. His face turned brighter than a tomato. "Let's just say." my words smooth as silk "you're not my type."

Prepare for the new version of I Reincarnated into a Dark Queen! Once an average girl living in a small village, she was just a simple farm girl who barely got buy in life selling crops to the local townspeople. One day she gets into a fatal accident beyond recovery, but wakes up in a strange castle. She meets her Royal Assistant who tells her she's been attacked by the Holy Order and must now become Queen of Lunia. Join Stella in her adventure on how she became a Dark Queen and ruled the land of Arcania! This version has better story telling, better pacing, more back story, and a lot more sass from your favorite queen, Stella! I hope you're ready because this remastering will knock your socks off!

what happens when a beautiful girl meets a possessive ceo? ----------- ming hui an audacious and drop dead gorgeous girl with a hint of sass, meets yong zheng a hot and hunky ceo. what will happen between them, will love prevail or will old flames mess everything up? ----------- user discretion this is a r-18 book and will contain sensitive information, dont read if you dont like steamy info and perverted topics. this is my first book feel free to say your opinions. updates every- monday, wednesday, friday.

There is an urban legend that has been circulating for years about a taxi that doesn't take you where you want to go but where you need to go. One night Wiase Lumii stepped into this cab. Little did the cab driver know, whom he was going to deal with. Sass: check √ I.Q- check √ Attitude- check√ Laziness- check√ Follow along to witness how our mc goes on breaking rules (and some bones).

Alita, the princess of Perest, half human and half fairy, hated and was fiercely underestimated. Despite her royal blood, she struggles to find her place in a land where she feels unwanted. She was hated because of her human heritage. "We can not allow a half-blood to rule over our descendants, she is an abomination," they whispered even to her face as they spoke of their contempt. Alita was betrothed to Philippe Fairybug who secretly hated her but had to marry her because of his family prestige and power he had always longed for. Bowen Archibloodie, a ruthless and bloodthirsty vampire, has spent centuries conquering kingdoms and amassing power. His latest target is the Perest Kingdom, a prosperous and magical realm that has withstood numerous invasions due to its formidable defenses and the powerful fairies who protect it. Bowen has the chiseled physique of a god, but of course, he’s off-limits because he is a vampire. Fate takes a dark turn when Bowen and Alita encounter each other in the village square. Instead of mortal enemies, they discover they are bound by an unbreakable bond as mates. In Perest, the laws are unforgiving: anyone mated to a vampire is condemned to death. Alita must choose between her kingdom and her bond with Bowen. Meanwhile, Bowen grapples with his bloodthirsty nature and the realization that his conquest might mean the death of the one person who has ever stirred his long-dead heart. As war looms and tensions rise, Alita and Bowen must find a way to unite their people against a common enemy threatening to destroy them all. Their bond could be the key to peace or the ultimate destruction of everything they hold dear. Hey Readers – I’m known for over-the-top stories, and this one delivers! We’re back with an alpha male who’s utterly POSSESSIVE, and a beautiful girl with fire and sass. Watch as Alita and Bowen tear up the lands in this emotional and dramatic story. You’ll love it, I promise! Xoxo, Skywings.