My Girlfriend Is Shobitch

R18+

One day, Lee Tae-ok, a modern-day Alpha male was reborn as the delinquent character ‘Baek Taeyang’ from a novel… And at that moment, a shining status window appears before his eyes! “Fuck the female character, if you wish to live.”

"Stop following me!" Asher yelled, his patience running thin. He had let it slide for too long because she had done a lot for him. But now she was everywhere, suffocating him. "I’m only trying to protect you," she responded. Asher sighed, running a hand through his hair. "I need some space, alright? I can take care of myself." She didn’t budge, and just kept staring at him with that same obsessive look, like she had no intention of leaving. "Is it because you’re strong now? Are you going to leave me because I'm no use to you anymore?” Her voice had turned cold, sharp enough to cut through the silence. “Of course not, you know that’s not the reason…” “Then why do you want me to stop following you?” “I’m just going to the restroom, for God’s sake!” He massaged his temple, clearly at his wit’s end. “Oh, you should have said that earlier.” She giggled, the earlier tension melting away. “I did,” he sighed in defeat.

.In order to make up for the regrets of his past life, Ye Fan transfers to the high school Ning Xi attends after his rebirth, finding the beautiful figure from his memory. In his memories, Ning Xi lay on the operating table, using her last breath to say, "Brother, I... I like you..." In this life, watch how Ye Fan conquers the heart of the soft and genius school beauty step by step. ...

In the mystical world of Eldoria, where continents are as diverse as the magical races that inhabit them, the humble village of Eldenwood prepares for the grand Awakening Ceremony. Here, ten-year-old Lennox, a boy of simple means and great dreams, is about to receive his life-long beast companion, an event that could elevate his status from mere villager to one of the chosen heroes of legend. But when Lennox is paired not with a majestic and powerful creature, but with a seemingly ordinary black cat, his hopes are crushed. Little does he know, this cat, Sphinx, is no ordinary feline but a divine entity cursed to live in the form of a cat due to a celestial blunder.

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Hey there, unlucky mortal! Welcome to 123 Serene Grove Lane, a place so legendary, so magical, and so ABSOLUTELY AMAZING that only a chosen few ever hear about it. And by "chosen few," I mean people who trip over random portals or get lost after making terrible life decisions. I'm IMP, "KING OF IMPS", the REAL STAR of this story. Forget the humans forget the moody demons, forget the boring heroes. This book I WROTE IT. It's about me, my glorious misadventures, and how I heroically survive. living with my boss, the incredible-yet-insufferable Xier. She's an artist. A sorceress. And somehow, despite my best efforts, still manages to keep her house standing. We also have Kevin, a VERY CONFUSED but disturbingly kind human carpenter who rents a room here (the biggest mistake of his life, btw). He's strong enough to build furniture with his bare hands, but soft enough to blush when Xier looks his way. Hilarious. He seither doomed... or already in too deep. Now, life at 123 Serene Grove Lane is NOT your typical "dark magic and world-ending prophecies" nonsense. BORING! We've got magic gardens that gossip when the wind blows, enchanted baths that refuse to drain properly, and random imp parties that definitely DON'T NEED PERMISSION. Expect heated arguments, accidental seductions, and AWKWARDLY INTENSE moments involving forbidden drinks. mysterious contracts, and questionable house rules. Do I care? Nope. I'm too busy being FABULOUS. Why read this Because you need a break from gloomy heroes and brooding prophecies. You need magic, mischief, and PASSIONATE CHAOS. You need ME. So. stop pretending you' re too busy. Open this book, join the fun, and remember everything here is MY IDEA. You're welcome.

***Warning: This book contains many violent, xxx and horror details, please consider before reading. Van Rover, 31 years old, is a coward who only wants to live an ordinary life. When the curtain concealing the secrets of this world is lifted, it is also the time when the wheel of his destiny begins to turn. Rover steps into a new land, filled with darkness, brutality, and death. In this land, Heroism and bravery do not mean you will be the main character. Cowardice and selfishness do not mean you will die. When he arrived in this gloomy land, the first terrible thing he encountered was his first love from 10 years ago. She was murdered and chopped into pieces, but she still came to find him. … Under the blurred moonlight, Rover saw his girlfriends standing on a field of human bones, waiting for him in the far away. The cold wind blew, causing the corpses hanging on the surrounding branches to sway. His girlfriends were laughing laughter as if mocking the faith of the dead. Rover knew that… stepping toward them, he would die, but he still wanted to go. He wanted to find out the truth.

Iwasaki Yuto is an ordinary college student who views himself as nothing more than an unremarkable "NPC" in the grand scheme of life. He goes through his days quietly, blending into the background at school and keeping to himself. His world revolves around gaming, anime, and escaping the harsh reality of his social invisibility. Yet, despite his attempts to stay unnoticed, he can’t shake the feeling that something is missing—especially when it comes to love. In his daily routine, Yuto faces the same struggles of rejection, loneliness, and self-doubt. He watches others live out their high school romance fantasies while he remains on the sidelines, quietly wishing for a chance to experience something meaningful. But when fate throws him into unexpected situations and confrontations, Yuto begins to question if he’ll always be a background character in his own life—or if, somehow, he’s destined for more than the ordinary existence he’s resigned himself to.

Maybe it was his eyes that caught me? No, it was his body. Maybe, it was his face. No, it was his veiny hands and authoritative voice. No, it was EVERYTHING when it came to Sage Minho Brown. My husband made him my new bodyguard, and I can’t control myself whenever he is around me. I want Sage on top of me, beneath me, beside me, inside me, and with me. I shouldn’t , but I do. This is my SIN, but I can’t live without it.

Toki Kaguyama, a 20-year-old high school graduate stuck in a dead-end job, finds his life turned upside down when the company he works for, teeters on the edge of bankruptcy. Struggling with finances and trapped in a seemingly endless cycle of stress, Toki decides to blow off steam with a morning jog. Little does he know, that simple jog would be his last in the world he knows. Mid-stride, Toki is suddenly whisked away to another world, joining three other unwitting heroes summoned by the kingdom to face a deadly task: to conquer the 500-floor Great Dungeon to prevent waves of monstrous creatures from overwhelming the kingdom each month. Blessed with special classes, each hero is given a role to help in the kingdom’s desperate fight for survival. One becomes a Sword Saint, another an Archer, and the third a Sorcerer. Toki, however, finds himself bestowed with a class that causes snickers and disbelief at the ceremonial blessing: Chef. Shocked and ridiculed, Toki is the target of mockery from both his fellow heroes and the kingdom’s nobility, who see his culinary class as a joke compared to the combat-ready classes of the other heroes. Humiliated and isolated, Toki decides to forge his own path instead of sticking with his disparaging companions. With no clear direction but a fierce determination to prove his worth, Toki’s first goal is simple: make friends who see him for who he is. As he sets off on his journey, he discovers that there’s more to the Chef class than meets the eye—and that it may hold the key to unique powers and abilities no one ever expected. Armed with his magic pan "Pan-demonium", a dash of defiance, and a hunger for both friendship and adventure, Toki is ready to take on the challenges of this new world, one dish at a time.... (yeah... ok... that kinda sucked.)

I went to the countertop, I took the knife by the side of the chopping board and started chopping the carrots into pieces. The game froze, this happens all the time for the past few days, but I got used to it. .... Wait, why is it taking too long? The game started to get glitchy, what happened!? Was the disc broken?Does it do something when I throw it the other day? Nonono I can't lose this disc, if the disc is destroyed, then that means Elizabeth and the progress I have done will be gone forever! I started getting dizzy, dizzy in real life. I just walked around my bedroom, Elizabeth continued cooking. She didn't detect what was happening to me because it is happening in real life. I stopped using my leg, I covered my eyes to not see the dizzy. I waited for a moment and took off my hands from my eyes. The dizziness and glitch is gone, damn, what's wrong with this game, it became more severe than before. I went back to the countertop to continue chopping. I took the knife... Something is not right, I looked at the knife, it felt like, I was really touching a real knife. But I am not using those gloves to feel the vibration. I ignored it, I hold the carrot and continued chopping, holding the carrot felt realistic, but I ignored it. I finished chopping it and put it in the boiling hot pot Elizabeth is boiling. The steam that was coming out of the pot felt warm. "Sniff sniff" Why can I smell the food? This should be VR, I am not wearing any machine or thing to smell, and also why does the floor felt real? I went to the door to go to the living room, I touched the doorknob. The doorknob felt cold on my hands, I turned the doorknob and opened it. I went into the living room. The sun rays from the window hit my skin on my arm, I could feel the heat of the sun rays. Something isn't really right here! "Is there a problem my love? You looked like you have trouble" Elizabeth from behind asked "Oh, uhh, just nothing" "Are you sure?" "I am very sure. Oh yeah, I'm sorry but I have to go again Elizabeth. Don't worry, I'll soon come back later after eating, good thing it is Saturday today" "Ohhh, you're leaving again, okay" "Don't worry, I promise I will come back" I raised my arms and grabbed the VR headset on my eyes.... I only touched the air, my four fingers and my thumb met. I tried it again, grabbing the VR headset, there is nothing there! Where is it! This cannot be! It should be here! Nonononono this can't be right. I looked behind me Elizabeth is giving me an evil jolly smile

Completed Title, know more at: ko-fi.com/nofc_ _____________________ As humanity faces an impending apocalypse, every individual aged 18 to 55 is transported to the Whole Heaven Battlefield—a realm teeming with formidable demons, gods, and untold dangers. This battlefield also harbors a treasure trove of resources, cultivation secrets, and extraordinary opportunities for those daring enough to seize them. Among the billions suddenly thrust into this new world is Chen Guo, a passionate gamer and novel enthusiast. He awakens in Beginner Village #996, possessing a Heaven-Divine Level Talent. His familiarity with fantastical worlds grants him an unexpected advantage as he navigates the challenges of the Whole Heaven Battlefield with his extraordinary abilities.

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

Takeshi Mori was just your average high school slacker, coasting through life with a steady diet of cup noodles and mediocre test scores. But his world is turned upside down when he bumps into his ex-girlfriend, Rika Kurobane—who casually reveals that she’s now the Demon Queen. And that’s not even the craziest part. Dragged into the Demon Realm, Takeshi discovers he possesses untapped magical powers that make him a key player in the fight to restore balance. The problem? The Demon Realm is in chaos, with rival Demon Generals battling for Rika’s throne, monstrous creatures lurking around every corner, and a political landscape messier than their breakup. To make matters worse, Rika is as bossy and unpredictable as ever, forcing Takeshi into the role of her reluctant “servant” while insisting he’s the only one she can trust. As Takeshi trains to control his powers, he’s thrust into battles, schemes, and the awkwardness of working with an ex who still knows exactly how to push his buttons. Can Takeshi survive the dangers of the Demon Realm, master his newfound abilities, and maybe—just maybe—help Rika reclaim her throne? Or will their past (and her villainous tendencies) tear them apart for good? Packed with explosive battles, snarky banter, and just a touch of romantic tension, My Ex-Girlfriend Became the Demon Queen?! is a light novel adventure that proves love and war are equally complicated.

No matter the battles we face, Or the dangers that await us in future, or even the people that try to separate us....My heart will always remain yours. ...... This is a book with several types of romances between numerous characters. No matter the trials, problems and difficulty they faced, they stood with their heads held high at the end. These were the problems the Wayne siblings faced when they fell in love with their women. Both women were once slaves who had difficult pasts they had kept hidden because of the shame that came with it. Not knowing that their pasts were intertwined with that of their partners, they hid the truth. Soon, that very past came back to hunt them. The question is, will they escape unharmed?

“You are Aris.” You are not a woman. How dare you make fool out of me. You will become my one and only woman. Now pretend to be one. Aris and Arin are two brothers, they are not related by blood but they lived together. Aris is younger and he wants to become an actor, but Arin [Movie and Drama Director and Actor] wants him to focus on his studies so he doesn’t give permission to him. Because of it, Aris take huge turn. He acts and wears like a woman to give audition for films and dramas but his brother doesn’t know about it. As their fate clashes Arin is bound to loved Aris as a woman. But when he finds out the truth, Will he be able to forgive Aris or.. will he take him in as his woman and never let go?

Desperate times they say, call for desperate measures. Fiona Lopez, after her mother gets diagnosed with cancer turns to a hire a girlfriend agency in order to foot her mother's medical bills. Having successfully paid for the medical bills, Fiona decides to find a decent job before her mother is discharged but gets caught up in a web when she goes for her job interview only to find out that her supposed boss is none other than the man she had played a fake girlfriend for on her last job. Desperate for a job, and not wanting to return to her former job, she is forced into working closely with him even though she doesn't want to. While working closely with him, she soon realizes that love bridges all gaps when she finds herself falling helplessly in love with Liam. Liam Parker is a dashingly handsome, aloof, and indifferent young CEO of the PK Enterprise. After his last relationship where he caught his girlfriend getting engaged to a business partner, Liam decided that he wasn't cut out for love. But when he turns to hiring a girlfriend in an attempt to evade marriage, everything changes for Liam when he meets and falls for his hired girlfriend at first sight. Not only does he fight to get Fiona's love, but he fights to gain approval from his mother too. *****Excerpt**** "I'm sorry Mr. Parker but you have it all wrong. We don't have sex with our clients. It's against protocols," she explained and Liam nodded. "No one would know we did it, right? I won't tell and surely you won't," he said and Fiona looked at him incredulously. "I guess you're drunk," she said flatly and he nodded and stood up. He walked closer to her and whispered to her ears, causing goosebumps to sprout all over her body. "Yes, I'm drunk and you're the only one that can sober me up right now. So, how much?" he asked and Fiona gave him a confused look. What was he asking? How much what? Did she tell him she was selling anything to him? She mused as her brows drew together. "How much? How much for what?" she asked and he ran his finger down her cheek, making it hard for her to concentrate. "How much would it cost me to have my cock buried inside you....." before he could finish, a hot-sounding slap landed on his face, causing him to turn to the side.

Trapped in a fantastical realm, Kiyoshi discovers a volatile magic that weakens him as it strengthens. His rented girlfriend becomes his shield against impending doom, revealing they're humanity's last hope. Amidst a web of secrets, their journey unveils a destiny intertwined with Earth's future.

Ethan, a successful but lonely entrepreneur, finds himself facing a family crisis. His grandmother, the matriarch of the family, is adamant about meeting his girlfriend before she passes away. Desperate to avoid awkward explanations and familial disappointment, Ethan hires a professional "girlfriend" named Ava. Ava is charming, witty, and knows exactly how to play the role. As Ethan and Ava spend more time together, pretending to be a loving couple, their carefully constructed facade begins to blur the lines between fiction and reality. Can Ethan keep his charade up, or will Ava's genuine warmth and kindness awaken something he never knew he was missing?

One day a male teenager [Rikki Thao], crush [Emica Amano] confesses to him, but then all of a sudden they're attack by a demon. She turns into a demon and the young man [Rikki] suddenly remembers it all now. They then continue with life knowing that they're demons and monsters out there attacking and praying on men kind. Now it is up to them to put an end to the demon and monsters kind. *Covers not mine* Hope you enjoy this story, if not I am sorry then, I try to update chapters every Friday.

Owen Hart: a protagonist that has already finished the main story of his life and is now doing the side quest that is streaming. He lives with two of his girlfriends, Isabella and Ophelia, while working as a construction worker. Even though he has been trying for years, he has failed to garner any stream success; that is until Isabella creates a theory channel on WuTube. That's when the success comes. That's when everything changes. Along the way, however, the ghosts from his past come to haunt him. Can Owen keep himself steady in this uncertain world? Or will he falter? Expect action, character introspection and growth, and a dash of comedy. Daily chapters @2 pm EST

Rei Tsukiko thought he was finally living a normal life until he discovers that his girlfriend is actually an agent of the secret organization he escaped. Trapped between his new life and imposed missions, Rei must navigate a web of manipulation and duty to hope for a way out of their grip.